"You fucking fucked up big time!" Mario yelled at Cain, who still has his orange shirt around his waist.
"Hey. I took care of those brothers." Cain said.
"Yes you did. With help, when I told you that you need to do by yourself. And not to mention that you traumatized my men. Some had to quit because of what you did. Now normally I would just put a Bullet Bill in your skull by now, but I'm giving you one more shot." Mario said.
"Thanks. No offense but I thought your men had experiences with blood." Cain said.
"But they didn't see a man chewed another man's throat off. Look, there is this frog that is causing traffic and delaying my shipments of drugs to the underworld. I want his head on a pike. Figuratively!" Mario said as he yelled the last word out.
"Got it."
"And to make sure that you don't fuck up. I'm sending someone along to keep an eye on you to make sure that you don't go off line like last time." Mario said as Luigi came.
"Hey Cain. You are like my partner in crime over here." Luigi said.
"Whatever. Let's just go to stomp on a frog." Cain said as he and Luigi left.
Cain and Luigi were next to a highway, where a small frog was hopping around.
"Seriously. This is the frog. Well, let's get stomping then." Cain said as he got his foot up.
"Hey wait." Luigi said as he looked around, then he took out a walkie-talkie.
"The coast is clear. Come on out."
Just then, a large van came in and men came out to grab Cain and took him in, as Luigi got it.
In the van, Cain looked up to see someone he haven't seen in on time.
"Well, it's been a long time Cain."
"Same to you Peach."
It was the original Peach with a new eyepatch and a police uniform.
"So mind explaining to me why did you took me off the streets?" Cain asked.
"Well, as you already know that the new Mario is a crime lord. So I'll cut to the chase. Luigi was our inside man, so when he mentioned you to us, we knew that you are our chance." Peach said.
"So, you want me to take him down from the inside. Well, count me in. Never like that guy. So what do I need to do." Cain said with a smile.
"Well, since I am his brother, I already know what the next job is. Mario needs some TNT barrels, because he said that he feel like blowing up some worlds. Your job is to get him to Donkey Kong Country, where you need to get him to admit to the crimes, and he can be sent off to where he belongs." Luigi said.
"Sounds easy enough, but how am I going to get him there? He won't get out of his office."
"Way ahead of you. We got a fake body of Luigi. All you need to do is to plant the body in a barrel when you get to the island. There, the frog right next to the highway would go to him and tell him about an "highway accident." That would give him a reason to go to the island and see the body. The rest you can handle." Peach said.
"Cool. I'm in. Can't wait to see that man in jail." Cain said.
The van stopped and Cain looked out to see that they are back in the city.
"Oh Cain. It's good to see you again." Peach said with a smile.
"And it's good to see you too." Cain said smiling back.
"So, how did the frog job go? By the looks of it, everything went off without a hitch." Mario asked.
"Everything went as well. Luigi here can testify." Cain said as he points to the fake Luigi body, who is being held by Sonic and Tails.
"Oh yeah. Everything went as smooth as mama's pizza-raviol-anatini." Tails said in a fake Luigi voice.
"Oh I missed her pizza-raviol-anatini. And her pasta-getti-tolis." Mario said.
"Anyway, is it ok to ask if I can get a break? I want to relax in an island." Cain asked.
"Not yet, and speaking about islands. I need you three, along with Luigi, to head to Donkey Kong Country to pick up some TNT barrels. I feel like blowing up some worlds." Mario said.
"Fair enough. We'll head there." Cain said as the three begin to leave, only for Mario to stop them.
"Wait hold on. Before you go, I need you to keep an eye out for anyone who worked for Sega. I got some intel that they are working on something big. Something that could affect my work. Now get out."
"Well, that was close." Sonic said as Cain drove to the island on his hover car.
"Tell me about it. Especially with that food Tails made up. Never knew it existed. Got to try it one day." Cain said.
He then noticed Tails looking off in the distance with a worried look.
"Hey Tails. What's up? You don't look to good." Cain asked.
"Ugh. I know you told us about the set up, but it's what Mario said about Sega. I have a bad feeling about it." Tails said a bit nervously.
"We can worry about that later. Let's just focus on the job. Besides, the body is creeping me out." Sonic said as he look at the body next to him.
"Don't worry about that because we are here." Cain said as he drove up to the island.
As Cain parked the car, they got out of the car with the body, and placed it in an empty barrel.
"Ok, Luigi. Don't go anywhere until we get back alright?." Sonic joked.
"Hilarious." Cain said sarcastically.
"Look. Let's just get into position and wait for Mario." Tails said, making the three to walk to their destination.
There they saw Candy Kong waiting for them with the TNT barrels.
"It's good to see you again, Cain." Candy said.
"It's nice to see you too. I see you got the stuff, but how am I sure that they are the real deal?" Cain said.
"Well, let's test one of these bad boys to find out." Candy said as she roll a barrel.
But then suddenly, Mario came out of no where, extremely pissed off.
"You're fuck dead you three!" Mario yelled at the three.
"Really. But I feel alive." Cain joked, but Mario ignored it.
"That little froggy that was supposed to be dead just hopped into my office and told me what happened!" Mario said.
"And pray what I did?" Cain asked.
"Don't you get smart with me. I got you by the balls so that I can have you take down some pests that were in my way, only for you to fuck up! Now I am going to deal with you first, then take those barrels. And the first thing I'm going to do is blow up your fucking corpse!" Mario said.
"Well, good luck doing that in jail. NOW COPPERS!"
Then suddenly, cops came out of the blue and begin to apprehend Mario.
"I KNEW IT! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN CAIN! I'LL MAKE SURE THAT THE LAST THING YOU SEE IS ME TAKING YOUR LIFE!" Mario yelled at the man.
"Well, good luck in prison. And don't drop the soap." Cain said with a smile.
After Mario was taken down, the three were given amnesty for their participation in the set up, due to being forced to do the jobs Mario gave them.
Right now, the three were back at their house, relaxing.
"Well, that was a hell of a trip." Sonic said.
"Yup. Now we can finally-"
Just then, Cain's phone rings, causing him to groan.
He picked it up and look at it, and what he saw made his eyes widen.
"Hey. Are you ok?" Tails asked in concerned.
"Pack up your shit. We need to get to Hyrule now!"
End of Chapter 8.
