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First Zombie Battle

As the boys stood in the clearing near the plane wreck, they tried to figure out their next move.

"So, what do we do now?" asked Kenny. Stan looks at the man whose legs were still pinned.

"We should try and get that guy out." said Stan.

"How?" asked Kyle. "The four of us, and those two grownups combined could barely budge that thing." Stan looks at the ground beneath his feet, then at the trapped man.

"Hey. Maybe we can dig out the ground under his legs and we can slip him out from under that thing." said Stan.

"Hey, that might actually work." said Kyle.

"Try finding something you can use to dig him out with." said Stan. The boys look around for something to help them when they spotted a man with his back turned nearby.

"Who's that guy?" asked Kenny.

"Maybe we can get him to help." suggested Kyle. Cartman walks over to the man to ask for assistance.

"Hey, dude. How about helping a few kids out with..." Cartman started to say as he approaches the man; but before he could finish his sentence, the man turns around to reveal that he was, in fact, a zombie. It suddenly grabs Cartman who struggles to get loose and keep it from biting him.

"Cartman!" yells Stan as he takes his makeshift machete and runs over to help Cartman. He swings his weapon at the zombie's head multiple times and manages to slice a large enough portion of its head to kill it. Cartman pulls himself out of the zombie's hands the instant it was put down.

"Holy shit! That was too close!" said Cartman. Unfortunately for Stan, his weapon breaks after the killing blow.

"Damn it, this thing's useless now." said Stan, tossing the broken weapon aside. Cartman looks around and sees a piece of wreakage from the plane that looked like a large hammer.

"Hey, there's something." said Cartman. He runs over to the makeshift hammer and reaches for it when another zombie reaches out from underneath some nearby debris and grabs him. "Son of a bitch!" As the zombie crawls out from the debris, Cartman was able to shove it away from him. He grabs the makeshift hammer and strikes the zombie's legs and knocks it off balance. He suddenly sees more zombies coming. "I could use some help here!"

"We're coming, Cartman!" said Stan. He looks around and sees a steel rebar nearby. He runs over to it and grabs it. Kyle sees the steel pipe Michael left behind and grabs it. Kenny sees a long piece of wood that had a few burn marks on it and grabs it.

Kyle runs at a zombie and strikes its legs with the pipe, hitting it and knocking it off balance. He strikes the zombie in the head and knocks it to the ground. He runs at the zombie and stomps on its head with both feet a couple times until it was destroyed.

A zombie leans towards Kenny to grab him, but Kenny swings the piece of wood and hits it across its head, knocking it to the ground. Kenny then hits its head several times before its skull caved in.

Another zombie lunges at Stan, but he sidesteps it. As it went past Stan, he hits the back of its knees with the rebar, making the zombie drop to its knees. Stan then hits it in the head with the rebar until the zombie was dead.

Cartman was smashing the head of the zombie that grabbed him while it was on the ground until it was destroyed.

"Dudes! There's more coming!" said Kyle as he points to a nearby pile of debris that had zombies crawling out from under it. The boys ran up to them and started bashing their heads in while they were still on their bellies; but no matter how many they managed to kill, they kept coming.

"We need to do something, guys!" said Kenny. Stan looks up and sees a large, burning landing gear wheel, dangling just over the debris the zombies were coming out from.

"Stand back, you guys!" said Stan. As Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman moved back, Stan takes the rebar he had and chucks it at the wheel; it actually comes loose and falls onto the debris, crushing the zombies that were still under it. One last zombie remained, but the boys knocks it to the ground and quickly kill it. Once that was done, the boys stopped to catch their breaths.

"That was intense, guys!" said Kenny.

"Yeah." said Cartman. Stan grabs the rebar that managed to land near him after it knocked the wheel down and walks over to the man who was still trapped.

"Don't just stand there; help me dig." said Stan. The boys then started to dig under the man's legs; as they do, Kenny sees a bottle of water that miraculously survived the crash and grabs it. He brings it over to the man and pours some into his mouth. He then turns to the woman who seemed to have passed out and lifts her head to give her some water. As he does, the woman suddenly snaps to life, grabs Kenny's arm, and bites down on it.

"AUUGGGHHH!" screams Kenny as the woman's teeth digs into his flesh, getting his friends' attention.

"KENNY!" yells Stan, Kyle, and Cartman. They rush over to Kenny and manage to get his arm out of the woman's mouth and push her away from them. The boys look at Kenny's arm and sees a nasty-looking bite wound with blood coming out of it.

"Oh my god! She bit Kenny!" said Stan.

"You bastard!" yelled Kyle. The woman quickly crawls over to the trapped man and begins biting him, making him yell in anguish. Kyle and Cartman runs to the woman and pulls her off the man and throwing her to the ground. The woman crawls towards them. "Dude, she's a zombie now!" Cartman raises his makeshift hammer and smashes the zombie's head with it, killing it. He, Kyle, and Stan run over to Kenny who was clutching his arm.

"Are you okay, Kenny?!" asked Stan.

"It hurts!" shouts Kenny as he writhes in pain. Kyle takes out the first aid kit he found on the plane and uses it to put disinfectant on Kenny's arm, and bandage it up.

"So what do we do now?" asked Kyle. The trapped man suddenly looks over at the boys and snarls at them before getting free of the heavy piece of debris, tearing his legs off in the process. Cartman runs over to the now zombified man and uses his makeshift hammer to smash its head into a bloody pulp.

"Shit!" said Cartman. Stan looks at the path that Emma, Michael, and Ronnie just went down.

"Let's get the hell out of here!" said Stan. He and Stan grab Kenny and put his arms around his shoulders and begin leading him down the path with Cartman keeping an eye out behind them. As they travel down the path back towards L.A, with the boys fighting off any zombies that came near them, Kenny was slipping in and out of consciousness. He saw flashes of what he and his friends were going through during their trek through the ruined city. He was becoming delerious with fever and he had a hard time thinking straight. Kyle notices Kenny's eyes began to close.

"Kenny! Stay with us!" said Kyle. Kenny reaches his limits before passing out.

"Kenny?...Kenny?!...KENNY!" shouts Stan. What will the boys do now?

End of Chapter 4