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Seeking Safety
Several hours after Kenny passed out after they left the crash site, he wakes up and sees Stan, Kyle, and Cartman looking at him.
"Dudes, he's waking up." said Kyle. Kenny looks around to see himself in a walled-off area that had a dumpster and a couple of trash bins in it.
"Where are we?" asked Kenny.
"Don't know, dude." said Kyle. "We were so focused on getting away from those undead bastards, we lost track of where we were. We stoppped here to rest after we lost them." Kenny sits up and rubs his head.
"How are you feeling, Kenny?" asked Stan.
"I'm feeling a little feverish and I've got a headache." said Kenny. "Other than that, I think I'm okay."
"But you've been bitten!" said Cartman. He then looks at Stan and Kyle. "We should just kill him now!"
"We're not putting our friend down, fat ass!" exclaimed Kyle.
"Tell you what, Cartman. When I die and become one of those things, then you can kill me." said Kenny.
"Kewl." said Cartman. Stan and Kyle help Kenny to his feet and saw they were in front of a mansion.
"So, what now?" asked Kenny. Stan taps his palm with his rebar.
"I think the first thing we should do is find out how far we are from Emma Jaunt's place." said Stan. Kyle looks at the mansion and sees what appeared to be a dead mailman in front of the gate.
"Dude, let's check the mail." said Kyle. "The address to this place should be on it."
"Good call, Kyle." said Stan. They walked over to the dead mailman and looked down on him.
"Rain, snow, heat, or gloom of night may not have stopped this guy from doing his job; but apparently zombies can." said Kyle. Cartman picks up an envelope that was near the dead mailman's hand and looks at it.
"This says we're at 70 Alpine Drive." said Cartman.
"And that Emma Jaunt lady said that she lived at 66 Alpine Drive; so, we're not that far from her place." said Kyle.
"Sweet! Let's hurry up and get over there." said Stan. They look around for a path to Emma Jaunt's place, but all the gates possibly leading there were locked.
"So, what do we do now?" asked Kyle. They look at the gate and walk over to it. They tried to open it, but it wouldn't budge.
"How do we open this?" asked Kenny. Stan looks around and sees what appeared to be a power conduit.
"I think it needs power." said Stan.
"I think I saw a garage over there while we were trying to find a way to Emma Jaunt's place. There could be a battery in there we can use to power the gate." said Kyle.
"Well, it's worth a shot." said Stan. They all walk over to the garage and operate a switch near the doors to it.
"Not exactly a secure garage, is it?" says Kyle. They then enter the garage and look around. They soon see a large battery on a worktable along the back wall and grab it. As they do, Kenny sees a pipe wrench hanging from the wall. He looks at the piece of burnt timber he had with him and saw it was nearly broken.
"I think I need a new weapon." said Kenny as he tosses the burnt timber aside and grabs the pipe wrench off the wall. The other boys look at their weapons and see they were just about ready to break as well.
"We definitely need some new weapons." said Stan.
"Maybe we can find some inside the mansion once we're inside." suggested Kyle. They then leave the garage and head back over to the front gate. When they get there, they put the battery into the conduit, and the gate opens once they do. They look around the front of the mansion and were shocked to see that zombies were inside.
"Crap! Zombies!" said Stan. The zombies see them and start to stagger towards them. Stan, Kyle, and Cartman charge at them and tackle their legs, making them fall over. They then use their weapons to bash their skulls in. Once they were certain the zombies were permanently dead, Cartman starts searching their pockets, pulling out a couple of wallets in the process.
"Cartman. What are you doing?" asked Kyle.
"Well, it's not like they need money anymore." said Cartman as he pulls dollar bills out of the wallets. Once he was done, they walk over to the front door and tried opening it, but it was locked. They notice a card reader on the wall next to the door.
"I think we need a card to get in here." said Kyle.
"But it's probably inside the house." said Stan. "How are we supposed to get in?" They look around the outside of the mansion and Kenny finds an open window near a couple of corpses.
"Guys. We can get in through here." said Kenny. As the others approach the window, the corpses suddenly start to get up.
"Those corpses are moving!" said Stan.
"Not for long!" said Kenny as he takes his pipe wrench and starts bashing one of the zombies in the head. Cartman takes his makeshift hammer and attacks the other one. Once both zombies were destroyed, the boys enter the mansion. Once inside, they were shocked to see blood on the floor.
"Shit." Cartman muttered.
"Let's just look around." said Kyle. They look around and soon see what appeared to be a panic room door.
"What's in here?" asked Stan. Cartman walks over to the door and tries to pull it open, but it wouldn't budge.
"Damn it; it's locked." said Cartman. They look around and soon see some sort of box on the wall with wires in it leading to the door.
"Must be a maglock." said Kyle. "If we wreck it, the door should unlock.
"I got this." said Cartman as he takes his makeshift hammer and smashes the box, releasing sparks from it. The instant that happened, the panic room door pops open. The boys open the door all the way and see a zombie feasting on a corpse. It looks towards the boys and starts to stagger towards them.
"Kill it!" said Stan as he and Kyle tackle its legs, knocking to the floor. Cartman and Kenny follow up by bashing its head in with their weapons. After the zombie was killed, Kyle notices a keycard on its belt, and grabs it.
"You think this will open the front door?" asked Kyle.
"Let's go find out." said Stan. Before they leave the panic room, they look around for stuff they to grab. Finding some supplies, along with some money in a wall safe, the boys go back out the window to try the keycard they found. To their surprise, they see a couple zombies looking at them. Suddenly, to their shock, one of the zombies starts running towards them. It leaps towards them, making them run out of its path, making it land face-first on the ground.
"They can run?!" asked Kyle. The zombie tries to get up, but Kenny kicks it in the butt, making it fall forward. Kenny, along with Cartman, start smashing its head in, while Stan and Kyle take care of the other one.
"We need to be ready for if there are other zombies that can run." said Stan.
"Good call." said Kyle. Kenny then searches the zombies for money and finds some.
"Where did these zombies come from?" asked Stan. Kyle notices a three-door garage with one of the doors open.
"Maybe they came out of there." said Kyle.
"Let's check it out for supplies." said Kenny. The boys explore the garage and find very little that could be useful. After that, they head to the mansion's front doors and use the keycard they just acquired on the card reader, causing the door to unlock.
"Sweet." said Kyle. The boys enter the mansion and immediately see a smashed table with a dead body in the pieces. Stan looks up and sees a second-floor railing.
"Dude must've fell." said Stan. The boys head look in the nearest room and sees a few bookshelves, along with some display cases on some tables. They also see a couple of corpses lying against some walls as well. Cartman looks in the display cases and sees something that got his attention. One of the display cases had a sharp-looking sword in it.
"I call dibs on this sword!" said Cartman. He looks at his makeshift hammer and uses it to smash the case open. As soon as the glass shattered, a loud alarm blared, surprising the boys. Kyle looks around and sees that it was coming from a box with a bright flashing light that was high up on the wall.
"Take that thing out before it attracts zombies!" said Kyle. Stan takes his rebar and throws it at the alarm, smashing, and silencing it. The corpses that were in the room started to move a bit.
"The alarm must've woken them up!" said Stan. Cartman and Kenny each run to a zombie and start striking their heads with their weapons. Stan and Kyle look towards the door to the room they were in and see another zombie entering. They quickly knock it down and strike its head repeatedly until it was destroyed.
"We should be careful with alarms." said Kenny. The boys exit the room and head upstairs where they look around and loot whatever supplies they could find. As they explore, Kenny's headache flares up, making him groan.
"You okay, Kenny?" asked Stan.
"Just a headache." said Kenny. The boys soon reach a sauna where they see a red crate. Out of curiosity, they enter and examine the box and see a label on it that says, 'DISASTER RELIEF'.
"Let's see what's in here." says Stan. He opens the crate and was confused when all he found in it was what looked like a makeshift sword.
"Is that all that's in there?" asked Kyle. Stan looks in the box and saw nothing else.
"Yeah." said Stan. "You'd think there'd be like canned food, water, medical supplies, and a radio in a box like this." He then looks at the sword and does a few practice swings with it. He decides to keep it, believing it's a better weapon than the rebar he had right now. The boys head down nearby stairs and enter a pool area. In the pool were a few zombies who were feeding on a corpse. Stan looks around and sees a generator that had a cord going into the water. He sees a battery that looked like could fit into the generator. Getting an idea, he quickly grabs the battery and inserts it into the generator, supplying with energy, which flows through its cord, sending electricity into the pool, electrocuting the zombies inside.
"Cool." said Kyle. They suddenly hear movement from nearby and they look to see a zombie they didn't notice starting to get up. Stan quickly takes the makeshift sword he found and swings at the zombie's head, slicing the top of it clean off.
"Nice one, Stan." said Kenny. Stan nods and the boys continue to look around. They see a gate that went down some stairs leading next door where they see another big house.
"Do you think that Emma Jaunt lady lives there?" asked Kyle. Stan tries to open the gate, but it was locked. Stan then notices a keypad next to it with a sticky note on it.
"This says the code for the keypad is in the kitchen somewhere." said Stan.
"Let's go look for it, then." said Kyle. The boys go back into the house and soon find the kitchen. They look around and Kenny soon sees a sticky note on the fridge that had the code for the gate.
"Found it." said Kenny.
"Good work, Kenny." said Stan. Just then, another zombie enters the kitchen and staggers towards the boys.
"I don't think it's here to raid the fridge." said Kyle.
"No shit, Sherlock!" said Cartman as he runs at the zombie and uses his sword to slash at its legs, making it fall forward to the floor. He then uses his makeshift hammer to crush its head in several blows before it breaks apart. "Damn it!"
"At least you still got that sweet sword of yours, dude." said Kyle.
"Whatever." said Cartman as he tosses the broken handle of his hammer aside. The boys then left the kitchen and left the house. They went to the gate where Kyle types the code on the keypad. The boys hear a click on the gate. They turned the handle of the gate and opens it.
"Sweet." said Kyle. They walked down some stairs until they reached an alleyway where they reach a driveway that led to a large house which was blocked by a gate. On the curb near it was 66 Alpine Drive painted onto it.
"This is it, guys." said Kenny. Stan sees an intercom near the gate and pushes the button on it.
"Um, err... who's out there?" Michael's voice said from the intercom.
"It's us; those four kids you met at the crash." said Stan.
"You're still alive?" asked Michael.
"Yeah, and we'd like to stay that way; so, could you let us the hell in?" asked Cartman.
"Oh! Err...OK, come in." said Michael. The gate then opens, and the boys quickly run in.
"Damn, this place is nice." said Cartman. As the boys head for some doors, Kenny's headache suddenly reappears.
"Ugh!" said Kenny.
"Hang in there, Kenny." said Kyle. The boys soon reached the doors and saw Michael behind one of the door's windows, holding a pistol. "Hey, we're here!"
"Let us in, goddamn it!" yelled Cartman. Michael then opens the door.
"Get in." said Michael. The boys walk into the house. "Crazies everywhere! It's a miracle you boys didn't get bit." As he shuts the door, Kenny rolls up his jacket sleeve, revealing his bandaged arm.
"Actually..." Kenny started to say before Michael sees the wound.
"Eww! Is that...?" Michael started to say.
"Yeah, I got bitten." said Kenny. Just then, an elderly Hispanic woman rushes over to Michael and pulls the gun out of his hand.
"Get away from this house, you voodoo devil!" yells the woman as she points the gun at Kenny.
"Hey! Kenny's not a devil, he's just poor!" said Cartman.
"Shut up, Cartman!" said Kenny.
"Andrea, what are you doing?" asked Michael as he tries to take the gun from the woman now identified as Andrea. "Give me the gun!" Andrea shoves Michael aside and points the gun back towards Kenny.
"Hey, don't point that gun at our friend you fat bitch!" yelled Kyle.
"I'm not pointing a gun at Kenny!" yelled Cartman.
"Not you, the other fat bitch!" yelled Kyle.
"He has been bitten! He will turn, eat us, I've seen it!" exclaimed Andrea. "Now GET AWAY!" Emma Jaunt runs into the room and to Andrea.
"They were at the crash, I invited them!" said Emma. She grabs the gun and tries to pull it away from Andrea.
"NO!" yelled Andrea as she pulls her arm away from Emma and points the gun at Kenny. "I will not have this devil child in my house!"
"Your house?! You may have snuck your whole family in the moment I was gone, but this is still my home!" said Emma.
"You abandoned me!" said Andrea.
"Well, I'm back now, and you are still my housekeeper." said Emma. She grabs the gun and tries to pull it away from Andrea. "Now give me the bloody..." Kenny jumps up, grabs the gun, and pulls it away from them. "...gun."
"Will you shut the hell up." said Kenny. He then gives the gun to Emma. Kenny's head starts to throb and he had a hard time getting focused as he walks towards Emma, Michael, and Andrea.
"Kenny? Are you okay?" asked Stan.
"I think I need to lie down." said Kenny as he stumbles around. Michael looks at Kenny with fear.
"Emma, we've got a problem. This boy here has been bitten." said Michael.
"So? What the bloody hell does that mean?" asked Emma as she runs to Michael's side.
"It means he will turn into a beast! We must kill him!" said Andrea as she joins Emma and Michael.
"This is not a *(^%&$% movie. I'm not killing him!" said Emma as she hands the gun to Michael.
"It's definitely not in my job description." said Michael. Kenny suddenly starts to feel queasy, and he kneels down onto the floor.
"Ay, Dios! Watch out!" shouts Andrea.
"Oh God, is he turning?" asked Michael. "Oh oh, I'm gonna be sick!" Kenny suddenly collapses to the floor while his friends rush to his side.
"Shoot him!" shouts Andrea. The last thing Kenny hears before he passes out completely were his friends shouting his name, followed by a gunshot.
End of Chapter 5