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Protecting Emma Jaunt's Mansion

Kenny opens his eyes and finds himself lying on a treadmill. He looks around and sees that he was in what appeared to be an exercise room. Kenny also saw he was handcuffed to the treadmill he was on. He then looks ahead to see Emma sitting on an exercise bench with a gun in her hands, and his friends sitting on a couch.

"Dudes, he's waking up." said Kyle. He jumps off the couch and walks towards Kenny when Stan grabs his arm.

"Careful, Kyle. We don't know if Kenny's a zombie or not." said Stan.

"Remember, if he is, I get to kill him." said Cartman. Emma stands up from the bench she was sitting on and looks at Kenny.

"Say something." said Emma.

"Cartman's a fat piece of shit." said Kenny.

"Hey!" exclaimed Cartman.

"Was I shot? I heard a gunshot." said Kenny as he looks at himself.

"Michael fainted and the gun went off." replied Emma. "Idiot almost hit me."

"Dude, what a wuss." said Kyle. Kenny realized that he didn't have a fever or headache.

"Hey, I feel better." said Kenny.

"Really?" asked Stan.

"Yeah, I feel fine." said Kenny.

"You do seem better." said Emma. She then looks at Kenny's arm. "And the bite's healing too." Kenny looks at his arm and saw that the bite wound was indeed healing. "But you're staying locked up."

"But the fever's gone, that proves..." Kenny began to say.

"It proves nothing, okay?" said Emma, stopping Kenny mid-sentence. "People are eating each other out there! No one knows anything about what's going on. I can't get hold of my agent or my manager..." She sits down on a yoga ball.

"You got us." said Kenny. "We kick a lot of zombie ass."

"Yeah." said Kyle.

"Look; I feel fine. I think it's safe to uncuff me." said Kenny.

"Nice try." said Emma with a small laugh. "But trusting people never worked out too well for me."

"Emma!" Michael's voice shouts out from outside the room.

"What does that sissy want?" asked Kyle.

"Can I ever get two minutes away from him?" asked Emma. Just then, Michael bursts into the room in a panic.

"They're surrounding the house! They're trying to get in!" said Michael.

"Zombies?!" asked Stan.

"Not more of them." said Kyle with exasperation. Emma runs with Michael outside the room.

"Hey! Let me out of these cuffs! I can help fight them!" shouts Kenny.

"Dude, they're toy handcuffs; you just have to push that little button on the cuff to unlock them." said Kyle. Kenny looks at the cuff around his wrist and does see a button. When he pushes it, it unlocks.

"Thanks, Kyle." said Kenny.

"No problem." said Kyle as he tosses Kenny his pipe wrench. The boys run out of the exercise room and over to the front doors where Michael and Emma were looking at something outside.

"They're getting closer!" said Michael.

"What do we do?" asked Emma.

"Let us take care of the zombies!" said Stan as he readies his makeshift sword.

"Are you sure?" asked Michael.

"Do you want to?" asked Cartman as he gets his sword ready.

"Take the gun!" said Emma as she holds the gun out to them.

"Nah, we'll use our weapons." said Kyle.

"Yeah, gunshots might attract more of them." said Stan. Michael takes a key out of his pocket and goes to unlock the front door; but before he can, a man that wasn't a zombie runs over to the doors and starts pounding on them.

"Oh my god help me! Let me in!" said the man.

"Hurry up, dude!" said Kyle.

"OK." said Michael. But at that moment, a zombie runs over to the man outside and sinks its teeth into his neck.

"Give me that, you wuss!" said Cartman as he grabs the key out of Michael's hand. The zombie outside starts banging on the doors as Cartman unlocks it. The boys quickly force them open, making the zombie stumble backwards and fall over. Cartman takes his sword and hacks at the zombie's neck until its head comes off. He then tosses the key back to Michael.

"Close the doors!" said Stan. Michael does so without hesitation. The boys look at the driveway and see a few zombies heading towards them. The boys ready their weapons and rush at the zombies. They tackled the zombies' legs or struck them with their weapons to make them fall over. After that, the boys attacked their heads until they were reduced to bloody pulps. Kyle then sees more zombies coming out of sewer access panels.

"We gotta shut this gate or we're gonna be at this for a while." said Kyle. Stan looks at an operating panel on a nearby wall and examines it. He sees a button and pushes it, but nothing happens. He then notices that like the gate operating panel at the last mansion they were at, it didn't have a battery in it.

"This needs power." said Stan. The boys look around and see a garage door that was partly open.

"Let's check the garage for a battery for it." said Kenny.

"Cartman, you look for one while the rest of us handle these dead assholes." said Stan.

"On it." said Cartman as he runs to the garage. When he gets close to it, he sees another zombie and charges at it. He takes his sword and rams it through the bottom of its chin and into its brain, killing it. He then crawls under the garage door and looks around for a battery. He soon sees one in an electrical panel that had fire in front of it. He sees a blue canister and looks inside it to see there was water inside. He then uses it to extinguish the fire and sets it aside so he can get the battery. Once he does, he exits the garage and runs over to where his friends were still fighting off zombies.

"Hurry and put the battery in!" said Stan as he slices a zombie's head off. Cartman puts the battery in the gate operating panel and pushes a button. The sliding gate starts to close as soon as he did. The boys look and see a few zombies remaining and dealt with them easily enough. Once the gates were closed and all the zombies were destroyed, the boys sat down to take a breather.

"Dudes,... this... is intense." said Kyle as he tried catching his breath.

"I...know." said Stan. Cartman and Kenny went over to the zombies and searched them for money.

"Seriously, guys?" says Kyle.

"What? It's not like they need it anymore." said Cartman.

"Whatever, dude." said Kyle. Once they rested enough, they got up and started walking to the front doors. As they did, Stan looks over at Kenny.

"Are you feeling okay, Kenny?" asked Stan. Kenny stops for a while to see if anything happens.

"I think so, Stan." said Kenny.

"Well, let us know if you feel different." said Stan.

"Okay, Stan." said Kenny.

"And remember; if you become a zombie, I get to kill you." said Cartman.

"I know, fatass." said Kenny.

End of Chapter 6