Disclaimer: This and all of my other stories before the final chapter of Peanuts & South Park Forces Remastered gets released will all take place before Allie's Anniversary Gift and Pip's Ultimate Breaking Point.
The Loud House
A firework was lit and exploded into the sky.
Lana: Lynn, there is no way you're gonna pull this off.
Lynn: I swear, I've done it, before.
Luna and Lana: Pffffft.
Lynn: Watch me!
Lynn lights up two gun lighters and lights up two fireworks. The two fireworks shoot up in the air, they bump and explode. Lynn, Luna, Lana and Lola watch the fireworks.
Lynn, Luna and Lola: Whooooa...
Lana: Oh, wow.
The tiny spark from the fireworks itself lights up all the fireworks. They look back, and then the fireworks explode. All of the fireworks goes up and explode all at the same time. The four loud sisters look at the fireworks in shock, while all of this is going on, Rita exits the house and appears on the scene, enraged. Rita looks in horror at the fireworks exploding, and the grand finale explodes with the words "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!" Rita's face turns red, livid by what she has seen, and angrily goes up to them.
Rita: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!
Lynn: We were just...
Rita: WHY WOULD YOU LIGHT OFF ALL THE FIREWORKS BEFORE THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR?!!!
Lynn: Just hang on now, Mom. I know this looks bad, but I can fix it.
Rita: Fix it?! FIX WHAT?!?! YOU JUST RUINED THE 4TH OF JULY!!!!
Lynn: I know, I know. Just hear me out. Margo's cousin know a guy who's got the hook up on cheap fireworks.
Rita: I DON'T WANT CHEAP FIREWORKS!!!! THAT STUFF YOU JUST BLEW UP WAS TOP OF THE LINE!!!!!
Lynn: Mom, trust me. This guy's stuff is quality. I'll pay for it out of my own pocket.
Rita: Alright, fine! But if you guys aren't back before the show starts at sundown, YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!
Rita walks back in the house, still fuming.
Luna: Dude, you better to be able to get those fireworks.
Lynn: Don't worry, we'll get 'em.
Back inside...
Rita is still fuming in anger after seeing what four of her daughters did.
Lincoln: Mom, are you okay? I heard you yelling outside. What happened?
Rita: Hey Lincoln. Your four sisters lit up all the fireworks before the biggest event of the year.
Lincoln: What? Why would they do that?!
Rita: I don't even know, BUT I AM PISSED!!! Sorry for the outburst.
Lincoln: It's fine.
Lynn Sr: Hey Rita. If you want, I could head to the fireworks store and get some.
Rita: No thanks Lynn. Lynn Jr says her friends know someone.
Lynn Sr: Okay. I'll just go back to fixing the Fourth of July dinner.
He goes back to the kitchen.
Lincoln: You think they'll get the replacement fireworks?
Rita: They better or they will be in so much trouble.
Later at a desert...
Luna is driving Vanzilla and a sign reading "SOUTH OF THE LINE" features the mascot eating chile rellenos. The four loud sisters then make the turn into South of the Line.
Lana: Whoa, no way. Is this where they make South of the Line Chile Rellenos?
Luna: Oh, yeah. I heard about those. These are the really spicy ones right?
Lynn: Yeah, Margo's cousin says a guy named Vector runs this place.
Lana: So they sell fireworks here?
Lynn: Yeah, but it's just a little business he's got goin' on inside. So keep it under DL. Alright, you guys just stay put and don't go anywhere! I'll be right back.
Lynn leaves Vanzilla, knocks on the door to the warehouse, and whistles. Then a man is seen looking through a peephole.
Man: Are you lookin' for somethin' friend?
Lynn: Um, I'm here to see Vector. Oh man.
The man then brings Lynn into the warehouse. A couple of employees are also bringing in Luna and the twins.
Lana: Let go of me! Hey, what's goin' on!
Lynn: Just keep your mouth shut! (A door opens to reveal Vector and a couple of employees.) Hey, Vector.
Vector cracks his neck from side to side and laughs.
Vector: Lynn! It's good to see you, mi hermano! Why don't you never come to visit me, huh?
Lynn: I...
Vector: Who are your friends?
Lynn: Oh, it's just three of my sisters.
Vector: Oh. Well, welcome... Lynn's sisters. (Luna and the twins nervously say nice to meet you, and then Vector's employees bring him a chair, and he sits on it.) So, tell me. To what do I owe this pleasure? Ah, let me guess! You're here for some of the world's spiciest chile rellenos!
Lynn: (Nervously) Oh, thanks Vector. But, we were actually wondering if we could get some...fireworks.
Vector: Some what?
Lynn: (Nervously) Um...just some fireworks.
Vector: (To his employees) I don't think I heard her correctly. Did you hear what she just said?
Employee: She said fireworks.
Vector: Oh, fireworks. (He screams in anger, throws the chair at the wall, and yells at Lynn) YOU COME HERE ASKIN' ME FOR FIREWORKS ON THE FOURTH OF JULY?!!
Lynn: Look, we screwed up and blew all of our fireworks by accident.
Vector: So you think you can just come to your old pal Vector and he'll bail you out huh?! I understand people make mistakes, and I'm a reasonable man. (He calls for the person with the fireworks and a forklift came with a crate and he opens it, revealing fireworks.) Does this please you?
Luna and the Twins: Oh yeah.
Lynn: That's perfect. Thank you, Vector.
Vector: Then hand it over. (Lynn hands him an envelope. He looks in it and is in shock.) Where is the rest?
Lynn: What do you mean? It's all there.
Vector: But these are last minute fireworks, it's gonna cost you double!
Lynn: But that is all we have!
Vector: It's one box minimum. You can't afford it, then get out of my place of business!
Lana: (Points to El Diablo) How 'bout you just give us that one big one over there.
Scene shows El Diablo, a firework displayed in a glass case.
Vector: (Laughs) You want to buy El Diablo? Let me tell you a little story about El Diablo. It has been prophesized that if it is ever lit, it will kill me, so no. It is not for sale!
Lynn pushes the people behind her and jumps onto Vector's leg.
Lynn: C'mon, Vector, please, you gotta hook us up with the fireworks! We'll do anything!
Vector: Ahh! (Shakes Lynn off his leg) Get off of me you filthy dog! Alright! You want the fireworks so bad! (Takes out a package from his pocket and tosses it to Lynn) Here! If you deliver this package with no questions asked, I will give you that box of fireworks!
Lynn: Oh, thank you, Vector! Thank you!
At another part of the desert...
The four sisters drive up to a business with a few men outside sitting at a table.
Lynn: Alright. Let's do this.
The four sisters exit Vanzilla as a man walks up with a shotgun.
Man: Can I help you?
Lynn: We're here to deliver a package for Armando.
She then knocks on the door.
Armando: (Inside) What's the matter with you?! I got a caller in here! You're costing me money! (He opened the door) What?!
Lynn: Armando.
Armando: Yeah!
Lynn: Package delivery from Vector.
Armando: Oh! (He takes the package.) Then come on in! (The four sisters go inside) Just wait here for a minute. I got something for you to deliver to Vector.
The door closes behind him.
Luna: Uh... we kinda have to get going.
Armando: Yeah, have a seat! (The girls sit down on a couch.) Yeah, have a seat. (He closes the door to the factory and then yells.) Keep going ladies! Why are you so lazy?!
A dog walks up to the gang with a chile relleno in his mouth and growls.
Lola: Uh... Nice doggy.
Lana: Forget this! I'm going to find this guy.
Luna: Lana, wait! Dude!
Lynn: No!
Lola: What are you doing?!
Luna, Lynn and Lola go after Lana, who opens the door to the factory.
Lana: Whoa... (It is revealed that the workers are working in the factory making 'South of the Line' chile rellenos, Armando rips the paper on the side of the package and the words gun powder is shown, and pours gunpowder in the chile rellenos.) They're putting gunpowder in the South of the Line chile rellenos!
Armando: (To the girls) I told you to wait!
He whistles and the girls are bagged up by his employees.
Scene is black.
Lola: Hey! I have a delicate and beautiful face!
Lana: What's going on?!
Luna: Where are they taking us?!
Lynn: I don't know, but I'm gonna kick their asses when I get out of here!
A car labeled 'South of the Line' on the back window drops off the girls. They are unbagged as they are chained to a bench.
Vector: Tisk, Tisk, Tisk! Looks like somebody stopped their noses somewhere they don't belong!
Lynn: Vector, we can explain!
Vector: No! Let me explain something to you, amigo. The FDA allows 0% gunpowder in each chile relleno. Do you know how much gunpowder is in each South of the Line chile relleno? 500%!
The girls gasped.
Lynn: We're not gonna tell the FDA, Vector.
Vector: I know you're not gonna tell the FDA (He takes out the chile rellenos.) 'cuz we're gonna blow you into a million little pieces!
He laughed evilly.
Luna: Vector, you don't have to do this!
Vector: Oh don't worry! It's no trouble really!
He laughs again and lights up the chile rellenos with a gun lighter.
Hector: Happy Fourth of July!
He laughs evilly and the girls struggle to break free.
Luna: Lynn, how do you even know this guy?!
Lana: Yeah! You got us into this Lynn!
Lola: What are we gonna do?!
Vector is still watching through the window, while eating a chile relleno and chuckling evilly.
Lynn: I got an idea, follow my lead! Stand! (The girls stand up with the bench.) Now turn around!
The girls turn around.
Vector: Let's stop them! (One of his employees is trying to the right key.) C'mon! C'mon!
The chile rellenos explode and the blast shatters the bench into pieces, unchaining the four sisters in the process.
Luna: Let's go!
Vector: Give me the keys! (He struggles to unlock the door.) AAAHH!
Lana grabs El Diablo from the glass case and runs out of the door.
Lynn: Let's go! Let's go!
Vector finally unlocks the door.
Vector: Get them!
Lynn picks up a chile relleno and locks the door and uses a broom to jam it. She throws the chile relleno through the window and it lands on the other chile relleno. The South of the Line explodes as the girls drive away using Vanzilla. The sun is shown to be setting.
Lana: We're not gonna make it!
Lynn: Punch it Luna!
Luna steps on the accelerator and Vanzilla goes faster.
At the Royal Woods park, the firework show hasn't begun yet.
Spectator 1: Hey! What's going on? Why aren't they starting yet?
Spectator 2: Yeah! It's sundown!
The spectators start to protest. Rita speaks through a microphone.
Rita: I'm going to ask you to please remain patient. The fireworks show will commence shortly. (She moves out of the microphone's range, then screams in anger, unheard by the audience.) I knew I couldn't trust them!
Lisa: Mother, please remain calm. They're probably running late.
Leni: Or maybe they got stuck in traffic.
Luan: I highly doubt that.
Lincoln: Guys, look! I see them!
Vanzilla is shown to have parked outside the park. The four Loud sisters exit the van and Lynn places El Diablo in the ground.
Rita: Where have you guys been? I told you to get here before the show!
Luna: Sorry it took so long.
Lynn: We're good to go! Rack 'em and stack 'em!
Rita takes the lighter from Lynn Sr.
Rita: Wait, where's the rest of the fireworks?
Lynn: That's all we could get.
Rita: You guys only got one firework?!
Lana: That's not just any firework.
Rita: This wasn't the deal! You guys were supposed to replace the ones that you set off this morning. That's it, I'm calling it off. You guys are all grounded for life!
She walks back to the microphone about to call off the show.
Lana: What?!
Lynn: Oh, come on Mom!
Rita: No! I don't want to hear it! You ruined the Fourth of July for everyone in Royal Woods! And after I call off the show, we're going home and you're all going straight to your rooms!
Lynn Sr: Your mother is right, Girls. We are very disappointed in you.
The four sisters all gave out looks of sadness. Vector suddenly arrives, wielding a golden rifle.
Vector: Ah-Ah-Ahhh... Hand it over.
Rita is scared. She reluctantly gives Vector the gun lighter.
Rita: Who the hell are you?!
Vector: I'm the guy whose business your daughters just destroyed. I'm also the guy who's gonna blow you all sky-high with this! (He gets a rocket from his pocket and puts it in the rifle.) Starting with you, JEFE!
She aims at Rita. Hector activates the gun lighter.
Lincoln: He's gonna kill mom!
Leni: (Hugs Lily in fear) What are we gonna do?!
Lucy: We better do something.
Lynn: Guys, what are we gonna do?
Luna: I think I got an idea. (She whispers to Lynn and the twins.) Hey Vector! Your Chile Rellenos are the least spicy Chile Rellenos in the world.
Vector: (Stops from lighting the rocket) WHAT?!
Lana: Yeah! They're not even world-renowned!
Lynn: Nobody's even heard about them, Vector!
Lola: And...all the people who have heard about them, don't even think they're spicy.
Vector: (Slowly at first) South of the Line Chile Rellenos… are the spiciest... most world-renowned... (Begins raising his voice) CHILE RELLENOS... IN THE WORLD!
He lights the rocket and shoots it at the Loud Family.
Lynn: NOW!
The family jumped out of the way and the rocket hits El Diablo and some Chile Rellenos, which sets off El Diablo.
Vector: NO, THE PROPHECY!!!!
El Diablo shoots to the sky and a firework version of the South of the Line mascot appears in the sky. Everyone cheers as the mascot starts to spangle. The Loud Family and Vector look up in the sky.
Vector: She's even more beautiful than I could ever imagined.
The mascot repeatedly fires his revovlers as everyone cheers, then he turns to Vector.
El Diablo: Vector...
Vector: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
As he retreats, the mascot drops his revolvers, grabs his shotgun and starts shooting a firework at Vector. As he continues running away, the firework sends him flying up in the air, screaming. The mascot then repeatedly pumps his rifle and shoots fireworks at Vector. The mascot then pumps his rifle and shoots the last firework at Vector. The last firework sends him back to the warehouse as he's screaming and falling. He and the South of the Line sign explode, instantly killing him, as the fireworks starts to spangle. The spectators and the Loud Family cheer.
Rita: Hahahahaha. Alright, you guys, somehow you manage to top last year's firework show, so I'm guess I'm not gonna ground you. (The girls cheered happily.) In fact, I'm putting you four in charge of a very special chore.
Lana: Oh cool! What special chore?
Rita: (Furiously) REPLACING THE THREE FOOTBALL FIELDS WORTH OF THE TOWN'S GRASS YOU JUST BURNT!!!
She and the rest of the familyheaded towards Vanzilla.
Lynn: Don't worry. Paula's dad knows a guy who's got the hook up on real cheap sod.
Lola: Or we could ask Lisa if she can build something that can grow a bunch of grass.
Lana: Good idea.
Luna: Yeah. Let's do that.
Lynn: Sure beats us doing it.
They left.
Happy 4th of July!