Cat: Naruto X RWBY

Title: New Gods of Remnant

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Hinata Hyuga/Artoria Pendragon/Jeanne D'Arc/Tamamo no Mae/Summer Rose/Yang Xiao Long/Pyrrha Nikos/Kali/Salem, Nora X Ren X Blake, Jaune X Weiss, Ruby X Penny.

Summary: Life in the Pure Lands was pretty easy. Hanging out with your loved ones and ancestors seeing people you hadn't seen in years and ascending to full Godhood by accident. However as fun as it was to hang out all day. Uzumaki Naruto and Hinata are dragged from their eternity by two gods who demand that he watch their world while they go off and do their own thing. You don't make demands of Uzumaki Naruto. You get your ass kicked by him.

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Chapter 0: New Gods of Remnant

Location: Pure lands

Place: Naruto And Hinata's Domain

Time: Infinity

If one was to see the Pure Lands they would be amazed at how similar yet different it was compared to the Elemental Nations. It was endless valleys and fields of green, rivers of pure and clean water. Skies above that were beautiful blue and gold. It was a paradise that saw people loving it until they were reincarnated into their next life. The cycle of reincarnation saw people die and be reborn after a certain amount of time. Of course with everything there were exceptions to rules of course. Gods, Buddhas and true sages. This was the case for The Former number one unpredictable Shinobi of Konoha, Second Sage of Mount, Myōboku , Third Jinchiriki of Kyubi no Kitsune, Second True Sage of Six Paths, Hero of the Fourth Shinobi War, and God of Peace, Battle, Luck, and Lust. Yeah that last one was no joke, but we'll come back to that one later.

After his ascension to full godhood after he died at the ripe old age of 132 he came to the pure lands, reconnected with his friends and family, but was summoned by Kami only a year into his stay there. Apparently, he had 'slipped' the creaks so to speak, and was supposed to go from the Pure Lands to the Palace of Gods where he was supposed to take a position in the pantheon of those who looked over Elementica. It also didn't help that Several goddesses were eyeing him like a piece of meat. Without a say in his future as a god- which he didn't want- Kami, Yami, and several other gods and goddesses decided that his domains. Apparently, several goddesses had watched the times he had had sex, and not just with Hinata either.

See Naruto had a small list of women that he had been with over the years. He married Hinata when he was 25 with them only dating for 3 years. He ended the fourth Shinobi war on his birthday when he was 16. That left six full years for him to... have fun so to speak. The first woman he ever slept with was Tenten, the most famous woman he ever slept with was Queen/Actress Koyuki, while the most 'powerful' woman he had slept with was the Fourth Tsuchikage Kurotsuchi. In between all of those women was Sakura, Shizune, Ino, Hanabi- Which Hinata HAD to watch and even join in on- Shion who gave him three daughters-, Temari, Samui, Mei, Samui, Ino- who had shown him another way to use the Shadow Clone Jutsu, Ayame, Kurai-as a favor to Choji on his and Kurai's second anniversary since they were into swinging and at the time he was with some civilian girl that he couldn't even remember, Yakumo, Isaribi and finally Anko. Yeah, Naruto got around before Hinata tamed him. Apparently thanks to the Hyuga clan's strict upbringing Hinata had a super repressed sex drive. While she didn't have the same endless stamina as Naruto she more than made up for it with how willing she was to do damn near anything in bed. It actually terrified Naruto a bit with how powerful her sex drive was.

But back on track. When one Goddess was about to jump Naruto in the chamber and have her way with him since he was a newly minted god and would take as least 100 years to get used to his new body and powers, Hinata defeated the guards, BROKE into the Chamber of gods and 'killed' three goddesses who all wanted to jump Naruto's bones. In lew of this, Hinata was named a Goddess just so she wouldn't keep 'killing' the others. She was named the Goddess of Mercy, strategy, Home, and Love.

It had been a few thousand years now and a few of his friends had been reincarnated at least two or three times. Which wasn't strange but currently Naruto and Hinata were entertaining Uchiha Sarada, Yamanaka Ino, and Higirashi Tenten. The former of the trio was a God Consort while the latter two who had become a couple in their last life were not consorts, but free spirits that were tethered to Naruto and Hinata Doamin and would spend a few decades here before reincarnation.

If one were to look at Uzumaki Naruto they would hardly recognize him after his ascension to Full Godhood. While in his human form Naruto stood at 6'3 with a body befitting that of his station. Muscles that were toned and used only for battle, he has yellow-blond, spiky hair and blue eyes strongly revealing that of his father Namikaze Minato, while inheriting the shape of his mother's eyes and face. His trademark characteristics are the three whisker markings on his cheeks and a grin that was always on his face, and a new addition since his ascension was 9 golden fox tails, on his stomach was a tattoo or rather a swirling seal that used to house his partner Kurama, a sun and moon style seal on his shoulders, on the left side of his neck was the Yin tattoo. He normally wore a pair of black shinobi pants, a no-sleeve red hoari with a black flame pattern around the hem, and a green crystal gem on a silver chain. Of course, that was the norm when he was wearing clothes and his wife wasn't doing her best to get him to knock her up.

Speaking of which, Hinata likewise was much different from when she was a mortal. Gone was the beautiful is shy wallflower and in its place was a sensual rose that needed plenty of attention. When living, dead, mortal or goddess she was voluptuous fair skin and long, dark-purple hair slightly past her waist and side bangs framing her face down to her shoulders, lavender eyes that had a blue-purple in the center, and a golden overlapping white pattern. Across her chest was a tattoo that looked like blooming flowers, and on the right side of her neck was a yang tattoo. Normally wearing a form-fitting light lavender, sleeveless kimono with blue swirling seal designs that left the valley of her breasts free for all to see and marvel at, a dark blue obi and high-heeled sandals. Of course considering that she was currently only wearing said sandals as she made out with the daughter of her former rival it was a wonder she could even focus on her husband. As Sarada was pounded from behind by a clone.

This was normal for the Godly couple With Naruto's ability to make thousands of clones it wasn't uncommon for the couple to spend decades having an orgy with their chosen lovers of the time. Since Ino and Tenten's last life had only ended a year ago they were making up for lost time.

He was also a bit surprised that He hadn't seen Himawari or Boruto in some time. Then again as Legacies, it was somewhat understandable that they were not often around as they often disappeared to other realms to play hero in. That and they weren't really allowed into God Realms unless it was Naruto and Hinata's personal Domain. Even Gods had a ranking system when it came to their blood and progeny.

Gods, Lesser Gods, Demigods, Buddhas, True Sages, God Consorts, and Legacies.

Gods were self-exclamatory. Beings of raw power that could do things that the likes of Uchiha Madara, Orochimaru, and Danzo could only dream of. Only in the last... 10,000 years could Naruto and Hinata be considered true powerful gods. As both had managed to take on Yami at different times.

Lesser Gods were gods born of two Higher ranking gods and normally only had dominion over one territory.

Demigods were a bit tricky. They were the children of Gods be they Regular or Lesser Gods and mortals. They were blessed with incredible power but were not true gods. In fact, they were a step below Buddhas in power and longevity as only something truly remarkable could awaken their full power and immortality. Otherwise, they were just really hard to kill mortals.

Buddhas were humans who earned the right to ascend to immortality. It was hard. Many dedicated their lives to training, meditation, or studying and never achieved it. No it took a great deed that even the gods could not ignore to become a Buddha.

True Sages were just a step below Buddhas. Because they never sought to use their powers they were trapped as the second lowest level. While they were part of the reincarnation cycle they could go hundreds of years between cycles.

Legacies were the descendants of Demigods. Often going on to do great things like being heroes, leaders of their respective lands, and the like.

Oh Sarada just fell into a sex coma. Well she'd be out for about a week, but in the meantime, Naruto's clones would cont-

Naruto's train of thought was interrupted by a new presence in his Domain. Sighing in annoyance Naruto grabbed Hinata's hips and forced her to stop. He felt his wife's energy building. Sighing he gave her bubbly butt a hard smack making her moan and jump a bit.

Hinata undid her lip lock from Sarada and looked behind her. "Naru-kun why did you stop me. I was having fun!" whined Hinata.

"We have company Nata-hime," said Naruto with a smile as he kissed her neck

Hinata looked to where Naruto was pointing and sighed in annoyance as she looked at the blushing child of Kami. Then again the last time she had been in her and Naruto's shared Domain she didn't leave for nearly 500 years. What was her name again? Tamamo-no-Mae or Tama for short she had the ability to shapeshift and it appeared she chose to appear in her more adult form this time around. With a chest that could have rivaled Hinata... when she was a Chunin. She wears a blue kimono which is opened intentionally at the collar, and hangs loosely over her upper arms, exposing her décolletage. Particularly well-groomed and made-up, thigh-high stockings and 4-inch high high-heeled sandals.

Considering how she looked right now Hinata was more than willing to jump her bones and remind her why she spent 2000 years as Naruto's cum-dump and birthed him and entire litter of kits that roamed the human world. Another smack made Hinata moan while wiggling her butt. Damnnit if she didn't entice him to ignore Kami's summon and keep going.

"Control yourself. If she's not naked the second she entered our domain then Tama-chan is here for a reason beyond sex and breeding," said Naruto.

Tama nodded while blushing. Oh the amount of times he had bred her. "H-Hai Narutl-sama. Father has called all the gods together. Apparently, something happened that requires everyone's attention. He wishes for everyone to come to the chamber immediately. My brothers and sisters all have a list of gods and goddesses they need to contact. You were the last ones on my list.

Now that got Naruto and Hinata's attention. Anything to make Kami call them all to the God Chamber.

Naruto sighed. He would have to forgo the delicious bodies before him, but even he couldn't ignore a call from Kami. Snapping his fingers he cleaned himself and Hinata while a snap of her fingers clothed the both of them before they both looked at Tama who nodded before she opened a portal to the Chamber of the Gods and they vanished.

Location: Pure Lands

Place: Chamber of the Gods

Time: Infinity

The Chamber of the Gods was a unique place and that was saying something considering that it was at the very top of Kami's Palace. The Chamber itself boasted over 1000 chairs for the various gods to come and place themselves. Not all the gods of Elementia came from the Elemental Nation. The Elemental Nation was one of five continents with Elemental nations being the biggest. With that being said several countries, religions, and other such things took shape marking the realm full of beings with powers that Rivaled Narutos owned with few surpassing him. Naruto and Hinata took little interest in the gods and a few goddesses who they had slept with over their long time here. In fact, considering they were the last pair to be named Gods Naruto was hoping that another person was getting their due. (1)

The three central thrones were filled as Kami, Yami, and Twilight appeared in them.

"Be seated," said Kami making all the gods and Goddesses do as they say.

"Kami-sama why have you summoned us? This isn't like you," said a River God.

"Normally you'd be right, however, something came to my attention recently A disturbance in the force," said Kami.

Yami glared at her brother while a few others did as well. Kami was fond of Dad jokes and Star Wars references. Clearing her throat Yami took over.

"It has come to our attention that a Pair of Fledling gods have broken the balance and granted a human reincarnation after they revoked a deal and killed all the people in their domain. Despite one of them agreeing to it and the other getting upset," said Yami.

Muttering broke out in the chamber. Naruto frowned at this. Gods interfering in Mortal affairs was a VERY strict offense. Even Kami had rules that he had to abide by and those even he could not deny. For a god to mess with the natural balance was worrisome.

"Why bring this to our attention?" asked Shinigami.

"Because it was in our sector of the Galaxy. As we are the highest authority we have already pulled them here to intervene," said Twilight.

Everyone looked to the center of the room as the warriors brought in two figures. One walked with dignity and posse while the other was manhandled into submission.

The Figure of posse was a tall male with a crown of branching antlers upon his head. His complexion is a softly glowing light gold, and his build is muscular with his face devoid of features. While the one being manhandled a slim male with curved, segmented horns on his head that arc back and curve upward. His form is a deep purple that seems to draw in surrounding light. Like the other, his face too is utterly devoid of features.

Even without features, Naruto could sense it on them. Arrogance. They believed themselves to be stronger and better than everyone in the chamber. They didn't try and control their power as was the custom. They allowed it to roll of them in waves. Even Naruto who was probably in the top 10 strongest gods didn't dare do something like this.

"Release us Vermin!" yelled the purple one.

Several gods felt their rage build at the tone of this fledgling. He was Not even a Millina old and his power lead him to believe that he was above them all.

"Watch yourself young one, you are in the presence of Gods many times older, wiser, and stronger than you," said Kami.

"Young we maybe, but I can not sense any type of divine power off of any of you. I think it would be only right to do as my brother askes," said Goldy.

"Such arrogance, Just because we don't flaunt our divinity doesn't mean we are weak by any means," said Hinata crossing her legs.

"Arrogance or right. We are the strongest here. You should be bowing before us!" yelled Purple.

"Kami-sama If I may," said Naruto standing up and removing his coat.

"Warriors!" yelled Kami as the warriors backed away from the brothers.

Purple seemed to smirk. "That's more li-"

Naruto vanished and reappeared before Purple before hitting him with enough force that were it not for the gods collectively using their power to contain the shock wave the Chamber would have been destroyed. Gold raised his hand creating a silver light as he prepared to 'erase' Naruto from existence, only for Naruto to Grab his arm and point it towards the ceiling forcing the blast up. Again the collective power of all gods present stopped the damage. Purple roared and jumped out of his crater at Naruto and began to throw wild punches. Almost as if he had never fought a day in his assistance and allowed his power to do his work for him.

Naruto humored him and took a punch. A punch that would have sent a demigod flying and a lesser God to his knees, but to someone like Naruto he found the attempt... weak and funny.

"You have to throw a punch with your whole body. If you fail to throw the punch correctly it feels weak as a human fist," said Naruto.

Purple growled and transformed into a massive purple dragon. Naruto snorted. Before he transformed into a fox matching the size of the Dragon. Naruto jumped and bit into the dragon's nest just as another golden dragon appeared and attacked Naruto. Naruto roared in pain before a giant blue lioness appeared and jumped into the fight. Ripping the throat and tearing apart Goldy while Naruto finished Purple.

After a few moments before Goldy and Purple reverted to their Human forms on the ground panting and weakened after the fight.

"That was just me and my wife. My wife who by the way is in the top 50 strongest goddesses and myself who is in the top 10 strongest gods, Position currently pending. No weaklings exist here and you two are not above the laws that have existed for eons,"

"What laws!?" Asked Purple.

Yami held up her hands and counted off on her fingers. "Revoking deals made with humans, cursing a human with immortality, and reincarnation with all their memories intact, tasking a human with an impossible task. And countless other crimes that could see you wiped out from existence if this body so deems it," said

"As was our right when Salem lead the Humans to attack us with our own gifts,"

"GENOCIDE ISN'T OUR WAY!" yelled Yami as even she didn't condone complete destruction of a race.

"So what will you do!? We may be 'feldlings' but your own rules apply to you as well. As Remnant is our Domain we have absolute authority and our tasking to Ozma is law. He must unite humanity and gather the relics to summon us so that we may pass judgment," boosted Goldy.

"Wrong," said Hinata catching the attention of everyone as they thought that Though an arroganct bastard he was right.

"Please Explain Hinata," said Yami.

"Remnant may well be their territory, but it is at the edge of our domain and left unintended by a duo of gods for over 500 years. Enough time for humans to revive and... Fanuns to come into existance. that means that we can interfere in problems there," said Hinata.

"But our rules are clear. No God or Goddess may interfere in mortal affairs," said another god.

"Unless an impossible tasking that is doomed to fail is set then a God or Goddess may interfere while only having access to 30 percent of their full power unless an emergency situation is declared that requires the full range of their power," said Naruto.

"That's oddly specific," said Goldy.

"Because that law was put into place because Naruto doesn't know how not to go to other realms and either fix things or become king of that world using everything in his power," said Yami.

"I'm the God of Lust. That goes for battle as well. Besides at 30 percent of my power is still 1000 times stronger than these two dickheads combined.," said Naruto shrugging his shoulders.

Oh if emotions were a weapon Naruto would have died a million times with the rage Goldy and Purple were feeling. Then again Naruto had pissed several gods in the past doing this, but even still he wasn't a weakling by any means. Plus Hinata wasn't going to let anyone attack her hubby.

"Are you invoking your right to conquest an unprotected Domain?" asked Yami.

Naruto grinned. "Yep.

"If he does this then he is interfering!" yelled Goldy.

"Too bad Goldy. Tell you what when the people love me I'll bring you back something nice," said Naruto

Hinata smiled and waved her hand. "Bye-bye,"

With that, Naruto grabbed Hinata and vanished in a flash of yellow.

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1: Think of the chamber from Thor: Love and Thunder.