On the Boiling Isles in a theater; lots of people were setting up on a stage with the curtain down.
Roger and Crunch were setting up some type of wooden ship like setting.
Roger whistled.
"I can't believe Luz just bought this theater and is putting on her own show!" spoke Roger.
Crunch nodded.
"I know right, I also can't believe she casted Sonic as a villain here." spoke Crunch.
Then Sonic walked on stage in a black cape.
"I'm evil." Sonic said before doing an evil laughter.
"Actually it says you're just a Minion played by MacArthur who is Triton's sister!" spoke Camila who appeared.
Sonic became confused.
"Wait Ursula Triton's sister?" He asked.
"It happened in The Broadway Version so why not?" asked Luz.
"Yeah we also added A Mom for the lover like the live movie." revealed Roger.
Sonic became confused.
"I'm just going to go get in my costume now." said Sonic.
He walked off.
Interview Gag
"We've seen way to many different versions of the Little Mermaid." said Luz.
End Interview Gag
Soon Amity came she she went to Luz.
"I hear there's supposed to be less death in this entry than in the other versions of Little Mermaid." said Amity.
Luz looked at her GF.
"Yeah, I'm not a monster." said Luz.
Amity smiled and hugged her.
"That's good enough for me." said Amity.
Luz blushed and smiled.
Then Ollie appeared.
"Hey Luz, I have to ask you a question about when the mermaid character meets up with her land friends who tell her about the human objects she finds." said Ollie.
Luz turned to Ollie.
"What?" Luz.
Ollie pulled out a script and flipped to a page.
"Well according to this, they actually do know about the objects she brings. Is there a reason for that?" said Ollie.
Luz nodded.
"Yep, I saw this one little mermaid episode and a male MerPerson actually knew what the objects are of the human world." spoke Luz, "So I figured why not?"
"Okay." said Ollie.
"Also I'm sure your wonder why you, Molly and Scratch are Scuttle?" She asked.
"Not really." said Ollie.
Luz nodded.
"Ok." She said.
Ollie walked off.
Bump came in with the script.
"I've got questions about this script." said Bump.
Luz looked at her principal.
"About?" said Luz.
"Why am I dressed up like Mozart throughout this play?" said Bump.
Luz chuckled.
"It's the times, almost everyone dressed up like that." said Luz.
Bump nodded.
"Hey Luz!" Eda's Voice is heard.
Eda appeared with a golden hook hand.
"Yes Eda?" asked Luz.
"What with me and your mom being together in this play?" asked Eda and she saw Camila who was helping Bump, "No offense Camila."
"No, no, I'm just as confused. But not as confused as why Eda has a hook for a hand." said Camila.
Eda laughed.
"I would have replaced a missing hand with a hook. It's my style." said Eda.
Roger appeared next to Eda and took the hook hand before placing his prosthetic foot where her hook was.
"Now you've got a foot for a hand." said Roger.
He bursted out laughing as Eda became mad.
She hits Roger with his own foot.
The witch then took her hook hand before putting it back in place.
Roger groaned
"Yeah I deserved that!" he said.
He then put his leg back on.
"Well it's a good thing I'm narrating this play." said Roger.
"Actually Roger you're also playing one of Chef Louie's Assistants, I'm having someone with a great narrator Voice be the Narrator!" spoke Luz.
"And who would that be?" asked Roger.
"An AI with the voice of Morgan Freeman." Said Luz.
Roger nodded.
"Okay, but I should probably point something else out." Said Roger.
"That something is?" Said Luz.
"Why are you promoting cannibalism in this play?" Said Roger.
Luz became confused.
"Huh?" Said Luz.
"You've got a crab portraying a chef who enjoys cooking to an unhealthy extent, and his best dishes are seafood related. Is there a reason for that?" Said Roger.
Luz was in incredible shock upon realizing what Roger said and Eda leaned over to Luz.
"I don't think you planned that out very well." Said Eda.
Luz is mad.
"MR KRABS GET IN HERE!" She shouted.
Krabs in a Chefs outfit came by and smiled.
"Yes?" He asked.
"YOU ARE BEING REPLACED WITH CHEF HATCHET!" yelled Luz.
Mr Krabs became shocked.
"WHAT WHY!?" He shouted.
"It's come to my attention that having a crab portraying a chef who loves cooking seafood to an unhealthy extent isn't the best idea." said Luz.
"But I'm just following Nature's Plan, animals are supposed to eat animals!" revealed Krabs, "Heck Some animals eat their own younglings!"
"Hey, don't go dragging hedgehog's into your whole circle of life speech." said Sonic.
"SHUT UP OR YOUR BANNED FROM MY RESTURANT!" yelled Krabs.
Sonic simply smirked.
"Okay." said Sonic, "But I should point out how ironic it is that your going against your principals of refusing money from someone for a comment despite being very greedy for money."
Mr Krabs became shocked before groaning.
"Barnacles, I should have thought this through." said Mr Krabs.
He sighed.
"OK YOU WONT BE BANNED!" He shouted.
"Very smart of you." said Sonic.
He and Mr Krabs walked off as Luz noticed Roger's metal leg and became shocked.
"Roger, hold on a minute." said Luz.
Roger stood in place before Luz removed his prosthetic leg and replaced it with a wooden peg leg.
Roger became shocked.
"Why would you do that?" He asked.
"The original story was made in the 19th century. If that metal leg of yours is exposed by mistake, how are we going to explain how that thing even exists when anyone who lost a leg at the time had to have wooden peg legs?" said Luz.
Roger was about to say something when he realized Luz's point.
"Fair enough." said Roger.
He then acted like a pirate.
"Just call me Long John Silver." said Roger.
He chuckled.
"Oh and Mr Krabs, Your the sailor on the ship scene from the beginning!" Spoke Luz.
Mr Krabs chuckled.
"Sweet, my experience in the navy has finally paid off." said Mr Krabs.
"And Spongebob is the captain of the ship!" added Luz.
"Aye aye." said Spongebob.
Krabs became confused.
"Why me Fry cook?" He asked
"SpongeBob deserves to be a captain and come on do you really wanna take that away from him?" asked Luz.
Krabs looked and saw SpongeBob as a captain and he smiled.
"Just as long as I'm his first mate!" suggested Krabs.
"Plus he's got great charisma." said Luz.
Krabs nodded.
"I'm an amazing person." said Spongebob.
Luz then got serious.
"Places everyone." said Luz.
Everyone nodded and we go to the audience where Jeff & Geoff are there.
"Okay, okay, everyone to where you belong." said Geoff.
Ollie was walking by Jeff who then stopped him.
"One thing to remind you of Ollie. If you do anything to harm my darling sweet Geoff." Jeff said before turning demonic and finishing in a demonic voice, "I WILL END YOUR LIFE!"
Ollie gulped.
"Yeah, yeah, got it from the first time." said Ollie.
Jeff smiled.
"Good." said Jeff.
Ollie sighed before walking off.
"So glad I never saw Crazy Ex-Girlfriend." said Ollie.
He sat down next to his sister who looked at him.
"I'll never understand any of this." said June.
Scott nodded.
"Who'd have thought there'd be different worlds connected to the human realm?" said Scott.
Hailey who was with him nodded.
"I know I wouldn't have. And I wouldn't have thought that I hold the fate of the world in my hands." said Hailey.
June looked at her.
"How many heroic characters are there now?" said June.
"To many to keep count of." said Hailey.
Luz walked over to a microphone and put it to her mouth.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming to this production of the Little Mermaid." said Luz.
Everyone applauded.
"The stage is set, the actors are ready, so please enjoy-"Luz said before some loud coughing sounds were heard in the audience.
The coughing finished.
Luz sighed.
"Please enjoy-"Luz said before the coughing resumed, making Luz annoyed, "Somebody do something."
Jeff nodded and he went to the coughing person and scared him making him run away screaming.
Luz cleared her throat.
"Please enjoy, the Little Mermaid." said Luz.
Everyone applauded.