The curtains to the stage opened up to revealing a ship like setting where lots of people were working and pulling up a net full of fish.
The net was set on the poop deck and the crew cheered.
"Yes, another successful harvest." said Mr Krabs.
The crew cheered as Spongebob dressed as a captain appeared.
"PRINCESS ERICA ON THE DECK!" yelled Spongebob.
Everyone saluted, but one saluted so hard he fell overboard.
"YAAAAA!" He yelled and crashing sounds are heard.
Everyone laughed.
Luz dressed up like a sailor walked on the deck.
She smiled and smelled the air.
"It's a beautiful day at sea, The nice seagulls!" She said.
But she saw eagles flying by.
"Eagles, I don't remember there being eagle's." Said Luz.
One eagle than pooped on her head.
The audience laughed.
"Shit head." Said Duncan.
Soon Bagels flew by shocking everyone and making the audience laugh more.
"WE'RE BEING INVADE BY BAGEL LIKE UFO'S!" yelled Mr Krabs.
He screamed and jumped off the boat and crashing sounds are heard causing everyone to laugh.
"Alright, alright, get rid of those things already." said Luz.
The bagels disappeared before flying offstage and into Crunch's mouth.
The shark burped.
Luz turned to Bump who had his head off the side of the ship.
"How are you enjoying the ocean Grimsby?" said Luz.
Bump who was somehow Seasick groaned and he turned green.
"Yeah, I'm fine." said Bump.
But then he began vomiting.
It hits a prop guy.
"OH GROSS!" yelled the backstage crew member.
Spongebob looked out at the sea and chuckled.
"This is quite the haul we're getting. King Triton must be in a good mood today." said Spongebob.
Luz became confused.
"King Triton?" said Luz.
"Nothing but a fairy tale princess." said Bump.
The Captain got serious and stomped to him.
"HE'S NO FAIRYTAIL!" he shouted that sent Bump overboard.
Everyone laughed as Bump climbed into the ship.
"It's all just sea talk princess." said Bump.
"No way, it's all true, I've seen King Triton and several other merfolk." said Spongebob.
It changed to a Flashback.
But the setting for the flashback quickly broke apart, causing the audience to laugh.
The scene quickly changed back to the ship with Luz chuckling nervously.
"Why don't we save that for another time, okay?" said Luz.
"Yeah maybe, We still got time before your mother wants you to return!" Spongebob said.
One of the Crewmates who was Raine Whispers nodded.
"I agree." Said Raine.
"Little did anyone know was that there really was a world full of merpeople. In the bottom of the seas, King Triton was having a gathering in his castle to present his daughters to some visiting mer-men." An AI sounding like Morgan Freeman said as the setting changed to a reef like setting revealing an under water castle as lots of actors with mermaid fins were floating around.
Backstage; Roger, Crunch, Meek, and a chained up Kikimora were operating lots of ropes and pullies.
"This blows." Said Kikimora.
"Well you are serving a community service sentence for trying to take over the Boiling Isles by way of infiltrating Hexside." Said Meek
Kikimora groaned in annoyance.
"Okay Crunch, we'd better get the cardboard cutouts of fish on stage." Said Roger.
Crunch nodded before he and Roger walked over to two levers and Crunch grabbed the left one.
"Pull the lever Crunch." Said Roger.
Crunch pulled the left lever and Roger fell down a trapdoor.
"WRONG LEVER!" Roger screamed as Crunch looked down nervously and a splashing sound was heard.
"Whoops." Said Crunch.
Another door opened up and a soaking wet Roger emerged from it with a leviathan biting his peg leg.
"Why does a theater even have a lever like that?" Said Roger.
He smacked the leviathan and it took the peg leg away while whimpering like a dog.
Roger noticed his missing peg leg and glared at the creature.
"Alright you, give it back." Said Roger.
The peg leg was tossed back to Roger as the door closed.
Roger grabbed the peg leg and put it back in place before walking over to Crunch who then pulled the right lever, making cardboard cutouts of different fish appear.
Roger smirked.
"That's perfect." said Roger.
Back on stage; lots of performers who were dressed like merpeople floated around and looked on as someone who was Edd floated into the room.
"Presenting his most royal majesty: King Triton." said Edd.
Everyone cheered and Edd blew a horn but the horn flew out of his hands and it hits someone in the audience.
"MY LEG!" yelled Fred The Fish's Voice.
Alador was floated on the stage before being placed on a throne.
"And finally, the most hated person in the entire kingdom, Sebastian the Jamaican accented crab." said Edd.
Edd then pulled out a kazoo which he began playing as everyone booed as Eddy walked on stage dressed like a crab.
Eddy groaned.
"I hate this play already." said Eddy.
He then tripped and fell.
Everyone laughed.
Jeff laughed so hard his head fell off.
"I'm loving this already." said Jeff.
Geoff looked at his partner and nodded.
"Same here." said Geoff.
Eddy cleared his throat.
"Greetings merpeople from the many corners of the ocean, the King has gathered you all here because he has a very special announcement." Eddy said in a Jamaican accent.
Everyone cheered.
Edda was about to say something when a lamp fell on his head shocking everyone.
But everyone laughed at the mishap.
The actors cringed at this.
"Okay, we really need to check on those lights." said Luz.
Everyone glared at the girl.
"We? You're the one who's renting out this place." said Sonic.
"Fair enough." said Luz.
Eddy regained consciousness and groaned.
Eddy cleared his throat.
"King Triton's children are now at the age of marriage and he wishes to pawn them off on different people. Mostly the ugly three eyed girl whose been eating him out of house and home." said Eddy.
Boscha glared at the Crab.
"Why you." Said Boscha.
She punched him giving him a black eye.
Eddy growled in anger and tackled Boscha to the ground as the two began fighting each other.
Everyone cheered happily.
"AHEM!" a Voice called causing the two to stop and turned and saw the King.
"NO FIGHTING!" yelled Alador.
The two gulped nervously.
"Yes your majesty." said Eddy.
"Yes Daddy!" spoke Bosha.
The other sisters laughed.
"Now what was I about to say?" said Alador.
His advisor groaned.
"Introducing your daughters." said Eddy.
"Oh yeah." said Alador.
But then one of the king's daughters who was Bria noticed something.
"Wait a minute, where's Ariel?" said Bria.
The sisters gasped in shock as Eddy became nervous.
"Oh boy, I'm in trouble now." said Eddy.
Alador became mad and grabbed Eddy by the neck.
"WHERE'S MY FAVORITE DAUGHTER!?" yelled Alador.
The other sisters huffed before swimming off.
"I don't know your majesty, I reminded her of this moment just this morning." said Eddy.
"Find her, and bring her to me." said Alador, "Or I swear that the next time I see another human ship coming by, you're going to be on it steamed and served with butter."
Alador became confused and pulled out his script of the play and looked at one page as the audience laughed.
"Who the hell wrote this crap?" said Alador.
Backstage the real Sebastian the Crab and a Monkey laughed.
"Nice adding that in Mon!" spoke the Jamacian Crab.
The monkey shrieked.
"So glad I came to see this." said Sebastian.
"Agreed!" spoke a familiar voice and the crab and saw Chef Louie.
The chef then pulled out a knife as Sebastian screamed in shock.
"DEATH TO ZEE CRAB!" yelled Chef Louie.
Sebastian ran off as Louie chased after him on stage and everyone noticed in shock.
The conductor who was Bugs Bunny tapped a baton and moved his arms around to make the symphony play the Can Can song.
The chase happened and everyone laughed even the actors.
Chef Louie tossed some knifes at Sebastian who avoided each one.
"I don't remember there being a chef and crab scene this early in the story, much less by the original duo." said Mike.
Zoey nodded.
"Me neither, but this is actually very entertaining." Said Zoey.
Ollie's parents just laughed at this.
Luz saw the whole thing and groaned in annoyance before pulling out a walkie talkie and put it to her mouth before pressing a button on it.
"Security." said Luz.
Two Former Prison guards grabbed the two and dragged them out.
"THIS ISN'T OVER CRAB, I'LL GET YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS!" yelled Chef Louie.
Sebastian gulped as he was taken backstage and he looked at the guard.
"Thanks Mon, That guy is crazy!" spoke Sebastian.
But then the guard pulled out a knife and fork as well as some butter.
Sebastian shrieked.
"Not again." said Sebastian.