Back on stage which now had a shipwreck like setting; Amity as a mermaid was looking around the place.
"Ariel, King Triton's favorite daughter. The two had different views on humans. Triton was prejudice towards them while her daughter was curious about the human world and what they were really like." said the AI voice.
Amity noticed a fork and picked it up while inspecting it.
She smiled at it.
She them heard huffing sounds.
"Ariel." said a voice.
Ariel turned around.
"Come on Flounder." said Ariel.
Then Gus who was also in a mermaid costume appeared.
"Ariel, we should head back." said Gus.
Amity rolled her eyes.
"But we just got here." said Amity.
"Yes but we really should be getting back to the castle." said Gus.
"Okay, you can head back for the castle." said Amity.
Gus sighed.
"Oh thank you." said Gus.
"Then when I come back, I'll tell my purple haired sister about the crush you've had on her for years." said Amity.
"Maybe there's more human objects here to find." said Gus.
He was about to swim but bump into the ship and the ship set fell over and it revealed Warden Wrath in his underwear about to be in a shark costume.
The entire audience screamed in shock.
"MY EYES, MY EYES!" yelled Hailey.
She took her glasses off and sighed.
"That's better." said Hailey.
Warden Wrath saw everyone and blushed nervously and walked off.
Scott turned to his best friend.
"You can put your glasses back on, the creepy half naked mouth demon is gone." Said Scott.
Hailey smiled and she did.
"Thank goodness." She said.
Back at the show.
Gus noticed a smoking pipe and picked it up.
"What do humans use this for?" Said Gus.
"Who knows, but I'm sure our three friends will know on top, they are experts in human things!" spoke Amity.
But then the Jaws theme song started playing, shocking the two.
"What was that?" said Amity.
"Kind of sounds like a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor." said Gus.
Amity nodded.
"Yeah." said Amity.
But then the two turned around and screamed in shock.
"IT'S A PINK FONG SHARK!" yelled Gus.
He became confused and looked at his copy of the script.
"What?" said Gus.
Pop music started playing as Warden Wrath dressed like a shark appeared and began singing Baby Shark, but with murder in place of baby, mommy, daddy, grandma, and grandpa.
The audience screamed in shock.
"NOT THIS HORROR!" yelled Duncan.
"I don't know, it's pretty catchy!" spoke Scary Girl who was in the audience.
Duncan looked at the girl and became confused.
"Wait, how do we know that the Total Drama reboot episodes will have been released in America by then?" said Duncan.
Scary Girl creeped up behind Duncan.
"If you keep questioning logic like that, I'm going to bury your body." said Scary Girl, "And I've killed people before."
Duncan gulped.
Interview Gag
"And I thought Eva was scary!" spoke Duncan.
End Interview Gag
Warden Wrath kept on singing as Amity shook her head.
"Oh to hell with this." said Amity.
She drew out a knife and cut a rope, causing a weight to fall down and hit Warden Wrath on the head, knocking him out.
Everyone was shocked.
"Aww, I was enjoying the murder song." said Scary Girl.
The two merpeople swam off.
The setting changed to a beach side shelter.
Outside the shelter was a Ghost and he was eating poisonous berries.
"Mmm, these are good." said Scratch.
He ate some more.
Soon Molly came out and saw this and gasped.
"Oh come on, don't eat those poison berries." said Molly.
"I'm already dead." said Scratch.
Molly became shocked.
"Oh, right." said Molly.
The two then saw something.
"Is that Ariel?" said Molly.
Scratch pulled out a telescope and looked through from the big end.
"WHOA, IT IS ARIEL!" yelled Scratch.
What he didn't know was that Amity and Gus were already on the beach shores and Molly was deadpanned about it.
"DON'T WORRY ARIEL, THE JOURNEY MAYBE FAR AND WIDE, BUT YOU'LL EVENTUALLY-" Scratch yelled as an equally deadpanned Ollie appeared next to the ghost and pushed the telescope down, making Scratch see that Amity and Gus were actually very close, "Wow that was fast."
"You were looking through the big end again." said Ollie.
The Ghost blushed nervously after hearing that.
"Oh, right." said Scratch.
He tossed the telescope away.
But it his someone.
"AHHHHHHH!" screamed a Random crew worker as he came out and stars appeared around him and he fell and exploded and turned to dust.
Interview Gag
"If you're gonna hide a body, clap your hands." Scary Girl sang creepily before clapping her hands, "If you're gonna hide a body, clap your hands."
End Interview Gag
Roger and Crunch were scared and confused.
"Who was that creepy girl in the interview gag?" said Crunch.
"I have no idea, I think she's a combination of Gwen's looks and Izzy's personality and a future Total Drama contestant." said Roger.
Crunch nodded.
"Noted." said Crunch.
Back on stage.
"Good to see you again Ariel." said Ollie.
Amity smiled.
"Same with you three, how's the mortgage on that island you own?" She asked.
"Can't really complain much. Finally paid it off. Plus we now have a closed down Ikea that was turned into a Dave and Busters nearby." said Molly.
She became confused and pulled out a script before looking at a page and groaned as the audience laughed.
"Dammit Roger." said Molly.
Roger chuckled.
"I'm awesome." said Roger.
"How many modern day references did you put in this script when I wasn't looking?" said Luz.
"A lot." said Roger.
Luz groaned and grabbed Roger.
Outside Luz threw the Meerkat out Uncle Phil Style.
"WORTH IT!" He shouted
Back in the show; Amity pulled out the fork and smoking pipe.
"Flounder and I found these human things and we need to know what they are." said Amity.
The trio whistled.
"Wow, another ship wreck?" said Ollie.
"Yes." said Gus.
Molly picked up a fork and looked at it.
"Hello, a fork. You've got a human utensil used to eat food with." said Molly.
Scratch acted shocked.
"Wait, that's a fork that humans use to eat with? I've been referring to it as a dinglehopper for months now, and using it to comb my hair." said Scratch.
Ollie looked at Scratch.
"Why would you do that?" he asked.
"Do you think I get this cowlick like look naturally?" Scratch said before touching his head.
"You don't even have any hair." said Molly.
"No, but I still look good." said Scratch.
"Well these bangs are very natural to me." Ollie said before flipping his bangs.
Scratch rolled his eyes and he saw the pipe.
"Hey, I have this kind of instrument. But it doesn't play music, it just blows out ashes." said Scratch.
"Uh, that's a smoking pipe." said Molly.
Scratch groaned.
"So I've been using a pipe that's meant for smoking the wrong way this whole time?" said Scratch.
"Yes." said Molly.
"Well what about your boyfriend? He smokes a pipe all the time." said Scratch.
"True." Ollie who now had a smoking pipe in his mouth said before finishing cheekily, "But mine only blows bubbles."
He then blew bubbles.
Amity then thought of something and became shocked.
"Oh great, there was supposed to be a special event that Dad wanted me to attend. Later." said Amity.
She swam off as Gus followed.
"Yeah see ya." said Gus.
"Hope to see you two again real soon." said Molly.
Amity and Gus kept on swimming away, but failed to notice that Sonic and Shadow who were hanging from wires were moved onto the stage and noticed the two mermaids with smirks on their faces.
The setting quickly changed to some type of lair where MacArthur who had an octopus like body was watching Amity and Gus from a crystal ball.
"Ursula the Sea Witch, King Triton's sister who was banished for trying to usurp the throne to the ocean for herself. She has been planning to claim Triton's trident for years and has made deals with other merfolk just to find a way to claim the powers of the sea." said the AI voice.
MacArthur chuckled.
"That's right Ariel girl, just swim home to your father now, he must be worried sick about you." said MacArthur.
She then farted.
Everyone laughed.
"Humph celebration indeed, BAH HUMBUG, In my day we had great feasts!" she said she picked up a piece of a Fried shrimp and she held it close. "When I lived in the palace!"
She then ate the shrimp.
"Guess Brother dear forgot to invite me again!" She became mad and she walked around and tripped.
The audience laughed.
"Dumb tentacles." said MacArthur.
She farted again.
"Well that's all about to change." MacArthur said before turning to the ball, "FLOATSOM, JETSOM, keep close watch over the girl."
Sonic and Shadow(who bumped his head on the rock) nodded and swam off.
MacArthur smirked.
"She will be the undoing of King Triton." Said MacArthur.
She then farted again as the audience groaned in annoyance.
"Aw come on." Said Hailey.
"It was funny the first time, but now it's just annoying." Said Scott.
Everyone nodded.
MacArthur just farted again and pulled out a tiny fan which she turned on and used to blow her gas cloud to Scott.
Scott held his breath anticipating that.
But the cloud groaned, kicked him and Scott breathed.
The cloud then went in him.
Scott groaned in disgust before coughing.