Warning: Parody

Note: I did not fix grammatical errors and such to make this every bit more of a parody. Please keep this in mind while reading. Please do not take this fanfiction too serious as well. Thank you!

The day was marked by the opening of the breakfast joint at the corner. When that sign said, "open," customers who are elders and juveniles poured in through the glass door. The most commonly ordered foods were cinnamon buns, muffins, croissants, donuts, and cookies. To be frank, who wouldn't purchase a delectable ginormous treat for breakfast. Hey, sometimes it feels like breakfast was built to fulfill our sweet tooth. On every occasion I can think of, I make the choice to have a donut. A bit bland, but let me introduce myself further, so you can see me as I am. I am McKenzie. the employee who works the day shift behind the magician mechanisms of the cash register. I count the days until I can meet the right customer to fall in love with.

I saw someone through the pristine glassy window. In two of the chairs, there was my coworker downing coffee and an unfamiliar face. He flaunted an eye-catching feathery, well-groomed, and golden mustache. The tips were strutting their stuff in their curly descent upwards into the sky. The grandeur of the orange fur gave traction wherever he stood. It didn't matter if he went to commit war crimes or witchcraft, he was my grand crystal ball, my crystal BALL.

I couldn't help the daylight traveling into me to make room to gaze at him more. He may not have been able to see over the table even when standing on the chair, he looked no more than 2 feet at this angle, but he was like the heavens spawned something for me and me only. I tip-toed through the entrance to efface myself when entering this establishment.

"Hey, you, McKenzie!" the coworker called out, "meet the 'Lorax.' He'll be joining you as a cashier this shift."

"GREAT!" my blabber mouth blurted out like a idiot. I tried to regain a moderate amount of focus to teach my new coworker, but I kept tripping over my words whilst trying to avoid as much eye contact as humanly possible. He was still confused after I was done with him, but he said, "I know you will always be willing to help a friend out if I needed some guidance today!"

I blushed at the thought of him "helping me." He worked at the cash register beside me, but couldn't do a lot of work, so only got orders together and got the items from the bakery while on his row on stepping-stools. I made the coffee and wished senpai would notice me more than anything. I was also a bit surprised when he grabbed his ass and began floating around out of nowhere. I thoughts it was a stunt to brag his magic powers among us furry oversized foxes. Yes, I was a furry fox the whole time. I didn't want to squirt the surprise at u this quickly.

"Wow, McKenzie, what an epic shift that was!"

"Yeah!"

"Would you like to get dinner with me, Lorax?"

"Mmmmm, maybe tomorrow. I have to eat a family meal with family."

"You mean you too eat with deceased family members's pictures? Me too!"

"No you are insane."

The Lorax runs away from me across the sidewalk that noon. I stand there crying after crying some more. The next day: I so sadly revealed to him my collection of photos of him I took when he wasn't looking. He always gets so offensive over small stuff. He is protecting me from something and I will find it out.

I am total idiot. Dammit. I will kidnap the Lorax so i can understand everything. I dressed up as a big bunny for this. I got him in a bag after work and all he said was "woahhhhhhh helpppp." So silly, I am help. I finally got him to the dungeon in the underbelly of my underground secret lair also known as no mans land.

"Lorax, I have stalked u a lot and realized somebody was after u. They have the same body type as I and r tall and there every time I am."

"Your shadow?"

"Oh that was what it was! But there was someone else! A blue eyed blonde babe or a guy in blonde wing with blue eye contacts."

"Oh nooooooooo! It is them again! Thankfully u kidnapped me." I sighed in relief that u were saving his life from a potentially angry lover. I heard it, "after our regular scheduled program-." The TV WAS ON! I didn't turn it on and neither could the Lorax as he was in a bag . With senpai safe, I went to investigate. I promised I would he back for him. It was fight to death with the oncler, but I won. He was nothing.

Warning: Slightly explicit sexual content ahead

Please do not read further if you do not want to read a slightly explicit sex scene.

If this is a "goodbye," then thank you for reading this! It means a lot.

"Let's fuck each other stupid."

"Alrighty!"

I pounce onto the almighty Lorax. This was the world he wanted. Me. My palms land on those orange blushing cheeks. I squish them firmly in my fingers while he begins to melt in my lips. Meanwhile, he is threading his fingers through my hair and pulls out a chicken nugget and next munches on it after we stop making out. I kiss that mustache then sit on his head. It was competition on who could last longer. To my surprise, out of thin air, his part grew larger. Lorax at some point went on about how he couldn't think of anything else besides him inside me. I went inch by inch sticking his erection into me. "oh la la," we moaned afterwards.

"I wonder how many inches in I can insert it before I force you and I to release," I teased. I had complete control over him as if he was my personal dildo, my personal sex toy. His head snapped forward trying to kiss me. I held him and pecked a kiss on his fuzzy little orange cheek.

"Now it is time to get the party started. Let's orgasm together!" announced the Lorax. Without warning, he started to thrust in and out of me RAW.

I gasped loudly inhaling as much air as I could within a thrust. I don't know the mathematical equation to keep up this gasping when he is thrusting faster. If there was a possibility to orgasm together I thought, I want to, obviously. I was in love with the Lorax's touch and long and yellow furry friend on his upper lip (mustache). Why wish for more when this was everything in the world to me this instant? These thoughts rushed through me down to my core. Our orgasms joined in unison. My nerves were ripped new ones every time he ripped through my contracting muscles. My loss of breath continued on and on for what was forever.

Me and the Lorax was made love. No, I make love to Lorax. At last, I made an offer as my final words to him, before Aladdin flew in on a magic carpet and stole the Lorax from me: "Do you wish for more? In order to supply an adequate amount of semen for my existence, you would have to replace a breath you make with an orgasm. You swear to be on a never ending orgasm? So that you can never breath or even talk ever again?" That was the last I saw of the Lorax. I guess couldn't protect him. I then in order to cope went to go sing, "Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can! Yeah!"

I can not thank you enough for reading this! This is my second time writing a fanfiction!