BPOV
"This is insane!" Emmett said, "You can't force them to get married like this. I mean, who would want to marry the same wife again!"
"Exactly!" Edward chuckled and gave him a high-five.
I glared at them both and Rosalie smacked Emmett on his stomach.
There used to be a time Edward's sense of humor used to be really good. I used to be a fan of it! But nowadays all he could find funny was these stupid 'wife jokes'!
"I was just joking," Emmett said.
"But that was a good one." Edward chuckled.
"I'm not interested in marrying you again either," I said while glaring at him.
"Now being serious, can we please drop this idea and move on? Let's make this a good family vacation, and keep it that way," Edward said.
"Come on! Don't be a spoilt sport!" Alice said, "This is going to be fun."
"Yeah, come on, Mom! Come on, Dad!" Renesmee said.
"Yeah, I think this will be fun." Carlie joined.
"Yeah, it will be fun... at our expense." I said, "Can't we just have a normal vacation?"
"Bella, we have everything ready. All you need to do is agree to renew your vows. It will be perfect." she said, "It will be better than your original wedding."
"Original wedding?" I rolled my eyes.
"Why don't you ask Emmett and Rosalie?" Edward suggested.
"Yeah, ask them." I said.
"Nope! Not gonna marry the same woman again!" Emmett said.
"Not interested in marrying you either," Rosalie showed her tongue to him.
"Mom? Dad? Do you want to get married again?" Edward turned to his parents.
"Ummm... That seems kind of fun, but..." Esme smiled.
"Do it!" I said, "Come on, Esme! You should definitely do it!"
"No, you should do it." She said.
"No, it should be Mom and Dad! Their fifteenth anniversary is next week! They need to get married again!" Renesmee said.
"Yeah, I think that sounds really fun." My parents joined them now.
God! This gotta be a joke!
"Ummm... I think we all should go to our rooms and get settled. This can be discussed... later." I said.
"Yes, get some rest everyone. We've got exciting things to look forward to." Alice said.
"We haven't agreed yet." I said.
"We will see." she winked.
"So... Wanna get married again?" Edward chuckled and threw his arm over my shoulder as we made our way towards our room.
"Ugh! I hate you sister." I sighed as I wrapped my arm around his back.
"Let's see what we can do to stop her," he laughed.
