BPOV
"Now can you please at least try to change your expressions? Everyone will figure out something is wrong between us." I said as we left the room.
"I'm not a good actor like you," he said, "If I'm not in a good mood, it will show up on my face."
"Ugh! You're so..." I groaned.
"Hey Bella..." Alice hugged me as soon as she saw me, "Your husband is such an asshole. Did you hear the way he talked to me?"
"Because that's the only language you understand!" Edward snapped.
"I was just being nice!" she said, "I thought you guys would love to renew your vows! I thought you'd appreciate my idea!"
"You should have cancelled this trip. I think you're wasting everyone's time here," he told her.
"Everyone seems to be having fun except you!" she said, "You should start having fun, too! How do you deal with him, Bella!"
"Don't ask." I said.
"Alright, I won't bother you both then. I'm going to the pool so you both can bash me peacefully!" he said.
"He is here! He is here!" Carlie said.
"What?" Edward asked.
"We were waiting for you!" she said.
"Why?" he smiled.
"We have a bet here. Uncle Em says he is going to break your 'only one drink' rule!" she said, "He says he will make you get drunk today! And Aunt Rose says it's not gonna happen!"
I sighed.
"I'm with Uncle Em. Renesmee is with Aunt Rose." she said.
"Well, then I'm afraid you're gonna lose," he smiled.
"Why?" she said incredulously.
"Yes! See, I told ya!" Renesmee said, "Dad is not going to break his rule!"
"Come on, Edward! You used to be such fun!" Emmett said, "Your girls are not believing me when I say that you used to be the life of the parties and the one who used to get drunk the most! Come on! You need to do it today!"
"Nope! Not gonna happen!" He said.
"Why do you have such a rule?" Carlie said.
"Ummm... Because I end up doing extremely stupid things when I get drunk, and then I have to pay the price for it for the rest of my life." He said while shooting a glance at me.