BPOV
"Oh please! Dad is the biggest Ken!" Carlie said.
"I don't think so?" Jane, the daughter of Edward's cousin Marcus said, "I have seen him at the office during my internship. He is very strict. Everyone is scared of him."
"But that's the office! He is totally Ken at home!" Renesmee said.
"No, my Dad is the biggest Ken!" Leah, the daughter of Rosalie and Emmett said.
"No, it's our Dad!" Carlie said.
God, these girls!
Now that I was in a better mood, I felt this vacation wasn't such a bad idea after all! It was good to spend time with everyone after so long!
"Why don't you tell us the definition of 'the biggest Ken' and let us help you decide who that would be." Edward said as he pulled me closer and wrapped his hand around my neck.
"It's Barbie's Ken!" Carlie said.
"And what he is like?" Edward said.
"Ken is crazy about Barbie. Barbie can make him do anything without saying a word. His mood totally depends on her mood." she said, "If she just smiles at him, his day is made. But if she is mad at him... Well, he wouldn't dare to do anything!"
"That sounds like every husband to me. I don't know what is so special about Ken!" Edward chuckled and everyone laughed.
"Can you stop cracking these stupid husband-wife jokes? I don't know why you find them so funny!" I said to him.
"I don't know..." he chuckled, "Maybe because I can't believe how we have turned into a typical husband-wife!"
Oh, and who is responsible for that! I wanted to snap, but maybe it wasn't a good idea, so I managed to keep my mouth shut.
I guess he also realized it was not a good idea as his expressions changed a bit.
"No, Dad is just... Ken!" Carlie said, "Like, he was ready to go for Golfing last week, but then he ended up cleaning the garage instead because Mom had been giving him the death glares! She didn't even have to say anything!"
"God! Stop it!" I said embarrassingly.
But Edward found it funny as he laughed out loud and placed a kiss on my head.
"That's hilarious!" he said.
"No, but my Dad is..." Leah said.
"No, sweetie!" Emmett laughed, "Let's just agree to give this title to Uncle Ed."
"Yeah, I never thought my brother would be the biggest Ken!" Rosalie laughed, "This is hilarious! Tell us more stories, girls!"
"Shut up!" I chuckled, "He is not!"
"Yes, I am." Edward laughed, "I don't mind winning this competition! Do I get a medal or something?"
"Wait till I find a husband for myself! My only criteria would be that he needs to be Ken!" Alice said, "He's going to snatch away your title."
"Well, I will try my best to defend my title!" Edward laughed.