Flower Spirit has joined the chat!
Saber Spirit has joined the chat!
Saw Spirit has joined the chat!
Morale Tools Spirit has joined the chat!
Train Spirit has joined the chat!
Metronome Spirit has joined the chat!
Cooking Tools Spirit has joined the chat!
Jar Spirit has joined the chat!
Farming Tools Spirit has joined the chat!
Crafting Tools Spirit has joined the chat!
Ring Spirit has joined the chat!
Pickaxe Spirit has joined the chat!
Crafting Tools Spirit:
yoooo hey everyone o/
Flower Spirit:
Howdy! I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower (Spirit)!
Farming Tools Spirit:
I've only been here for five seconds and I already regret it.
Jar Spirit:
Same.
Cooking Tools Spirit:
Well, it could be a lot worse.
Morale Tools Spirit:
I summoned a veteran as my hero!
your hero is just a whiny little girl! [Cooking Tools Spirit]
Cooking Tools Spirit:
A whiny little girl that survived a wave at level five.
Your hero lost an arm to a goblin.
Truly a skill issue.
Morale Tools Spirit:
she had help from your vassals! that doesn't count!
besides, it was an orc which is much scarier than a slime.
Cooking Tools Spirit:
Well, my hero actually has bitches.
Unlike the Flower Spirit's hero over there.
Flower Spirit:
Oi. Ain't my fault he doesn't have any rizz.
Yet.
Crafting Tools Spirit:
Sounds like copium to me lmao
Flower Spirit:
...if I could block you, I would.
Flower Spirit has added Exploration Tools Spirit to the chat!
Flower Spirit has added Totem Spirit to the chat!
Flower Spirit has added Ranged Weapons Spirit to the chat!
Flower Spirit has added Accessory Spirit to the chat!
Flower Spirit:
Alright guys, we should welcome the new weapon spirits joining us.
Be sure to introduce yourselves properly and say a little about yourselves as well.
Totem Spirit:
In a nutshell, my hero can summon spirits to fight for them.
Morale Tools Spirit:
that sounds like a jojo reference
Totem Spirit:
Shut the fuck up nerd!
Ranged Weapons Spirit:
So my hero has the power of America and Freedom.
Cooking Tools Spirit:
What's America?
Ranged Weapons Spirit:
The second amendment bitch! RAAAAAAAAAAA
Exploration Tools Spirit has muted the chat.
Accessory Spirit has muted the chat.
Prism Spirit has joined the chat!
Prism Spirit:
huh.
I had no clue the world tree's branches could do that.
Flower Spirit:
I...
wha
?
[Prism Spirit] explain
Prism Spirit:
okok
so
in the world I'm responsible for, there's this big magical tree, yeah?
I just found out that the branches of the world tree are connected to other worlds
and I guess that includes our chat servers
so uhhh
yeah
Flower Spirit:
There is also a "world tree" in the world I'm responsible for
and it can't do that
wtf
Prism Spirit:
huh.
anyways the other weapon spirits from my world might also join this server
just warning y'all
Trident Spirit has joined the chat!
Chakram Spirit has joined the chat!
Prism Spirit:
lmao
perfect timing you two
Flower Spirit:
...moderating this server just got a lot harder, didn't it?
Prism Spirit:
sorry not sorry
Chakram Spirit:
[Flower Spirit] can I have mod pls
Morale Tools Spirit:
hey, how did you guys summon your heroes? mine was shot.
Crafting Tools Spirit:
So, you know the classic attack by truck-kun? That's what I did.
Flower Spirit:
Same here, hit by a truck. Such a classic.
Totem Spirit:
Mine got crushed by a falling appliance.
Prism Spirit:
I flash-banged mine. You should've seen the look on his face.
Trident Spirit:
My hero was with the Prism Spirit's at the time, so he was dragged along.
Exploration Tools Spirit:
...Mine drowned...
Ranged Weapons Spirit:
Well, unlike you guys, my hero was summoned through a video game.
Morale Tools Spirit:
that's boring. where is the pizzazz in letting your user get taken through a video game?
Ranged Weapons Spirit:
Last time I checked, my hero actually made it past level 5 with all their limbs.
Morale Tools Spirit:
shut.
Crafting Tools Spirit:
So... How did you summon your hero, [Cooking Tools Spirit]?
Cooking Tools Spirit:
Stairs.
She fell down the stairs.
I didn't even make her trip. She just fell on her own.
Prism Spirit:
Skill issue.
Cooking Tools Spirit:
[Crafting Tools Spirit], why do you pick such people to be your heroes?
Crafting Tools Spirit:
Because they revolutionize the technology of my world.
Cooking Tools Spirit:
Thousands have died because of your heroes! Especially your current one!
Crafting Tools Spirit:
Progress requires sacrifice.
Artisan Tools Spirit has joined the chat!
Crafting Tools Spirit:
who tf are you?
Cooking Tools Spirit:
who the hell are you?
Artisan Tools Spirit:
I'm both of you, but better.
Crafting Tools Spirit:
bruh
Cooking Tools Spirit:
bruh
Artisan Tools Spirit:
:trollface:
Prism Spirit:
Why are you like this.
Artisan Tools Spirit:
In the words of one of my previous wielders, I am simply "built different."
Flower Spirit:
So, what weapons can your hero use [Ranged Weapons Spirit]?
Ranged Weapons Spirit:
I mean, it's pretty self-explanatory, but it's just ranged weapons in general.
Bows, slings, catapults, cannons...
and of course, guns, my favorite.
Morale Tools Spirit:
thats actually pretty cool! so then depending on the situation, your hero can swap between using a small handheld weapon to a large siege machine!
Ranged Weapons Spirit:
Yeah about that... I might have made it so the majority of new weapon forms my hero unlocks are just gun variations...
Flower Spirit:
...
Morale Tools Spirit
you're making it sounds more and more how you just want to be the gun spirit lol
Ranged Weapons Spirit:
Listen I know it looks like that but my two vassals can back me up on this. Let me just add them really quickly.
Ranged Weapons Spirit has added Plane Spirit to the chat!
Ranged Weapons Spirit has added Tank Spirit to the chat!
Ranged Weapons Spirit:
Like I was saying, I'm very original in the design of my weapon, right?
Plane Spirit:
ngl you always did seem just like a slightly better bow spirit tbh
Tank Spirit:
Likewise, all you do is fawn over guns, very little of anything else.
wannabe gun hero
Morale Tools Spirit:
that's what I'm saying!
Ranged Weapons Spirit:
I hate you guys.
Flower Spirit:
Alright... It looks like there aren't any more weapon spirits joining.
I got my vassals to help me moderate the server...
...and I somehow managed to get everyone to respect the rules of the server.
It looks like I can finally relax and watch my hero fight against the Waves...
The Heroes have joined the chat!
Flower Spirit:
SON OF A—
Colab with Robotech275, Mache, Kampf and other people I'm forgetting lol
Here are everyone's weapons in the MWP! Be sure to check out their stories!:
Javetts: Holy Flower, Vassal Sabre, Vassal Saw (Blooming of the Flower Hero)
Robotech275: Holy Cooking Tools, Vassal Jar, Vassal Farming Tools (Cooking Up Some Trouble), Holy Crafting Tools, Vassal Ring, Vassal Pickaxe (Crafting a Hero's Tale)
Mache Lamina: Holy Morale Tools, Vassal Train, Vassal Metronome (Keeper of Morale)
Grizzly Writings: Holy Totem (Forging Legends)
Kampfpanzer: Holy Ranged Weapons, Vassal Plane, Vassal Tank (Locked and Loaded in Another World)
IndecisiveGear: Holy Accessory (A gem in the rough)
ippa96: Holy Exploration Tools (?)
Colenobi (yours truly): Holy Prism, Vassal Trident, Vassal Chakram, Holy Artisan Tools (soon[tm])
