UNDER THE THUMB
WOW: smoke. Baby's got Dean exactly where she wants him...
Disclaimer: I don't own them
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"Sam, what did you do to her?"
"What – me? Nothing!"
"Well Baby was fine this morning, until you took her downtown on the supply run, and now she's parked outside with smoke pouring out of her tailpipe."
"Dean, honestly, I didn't … I only …"
"It's her head gasket Sam, whatever you've done, you've screwed up her head gasket."
"Dean, for the last time, I didn't do anything … how the hell would I break her head gasket …?"
"Ah Baby, don't you worry, we'll get you fixed up and Sasquatch here will never be allowed to get his ham fists behind your wheel again! Your Dean will make it all better again Baby, I promise! Now, beautiful, how about we fix that stupid gasket and get you topped up with some lovely premium grade, huh? Would you like that? How about a wash and wax too? Just you and me, I promise I'll make it up to you…"
"Dean, d'you know what? I think I've figured out what's happened."
"Oh yeah Sherlock? What?"
"Well look at you, you great sap - she breaks down just for the freaking attention!"
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