An Officer And A Gentleman

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.

Chapter 1: Take It Like A Man

While at Kurt Anderson's house, Noah Puckerman was naked, grinding his ass against Kurt's husband, Blaine's crotch. Tina Cohen-Chang was the only female at the party and was just as shocked as Kurt. Soon, Blaine unzipped his jeans and pulled out his penis. Noah then yelled, "Kurt, come on, man! You know you want this!" as he shook his penis.

Soon, Blaine fucked Noah, while Kurt sucked his penis; everyone chanted, "Puck!" repeatedly. Before long, Noah had been fucked by every guy at the party except Tina's boyfriend, Artie Abrams. By the end of the party, Noah and Blaine were passed out on Kurt's bed naked, and Puckzilla was deep inside Blaine's ass.

Dave Karofsky, Artie, and Tina helped Kurt clean up the mess. As Kurt said, "Who invited Puck? What did he mean by telling Blaine to take it like a man? I thought Puck didn't like gay sex! Now, his penis is in Blaine's ass! And how could Blaine fuck Puck for four hours? We never lasted longer than two! God, then they ignored us after fucking! Blaine is my husband!"

Dave told Tina, "Quinn dumped Puck again, and he moved in with me after COVID-19 hit. I'm just as shocked by what happened as you guys are. I thought Artie would be mad at Puck, not Kurt."

Tina sighed and said, "We've known about the breakup since Tracy was born. Kitty told Mercedes before Rachel even got her first Tony. We didn't know about him living with you, though."

Kurt hits Dave but says nothing. Soon, Noah exits the bedroom naked and grabs his clothes as he yells, "Karofsky dared me to fuck Blaine, Kurt! I haven't had sex since COVID-19 hit! Blaine is the first person I have had sex with since Quinn, and before that orgy! My ass feels like I got fucked by a jackhammer, and I want more!" He soon glances at Dave as he heads to the bedroom to get dressed.

Dave left with Artie and Tina, but returned an hour later. Noah opened the door for him as Kurt and Blaine argued about what had happened. Soon, Blaine stormed over to Noah and kissed him hard. Then he turned to Kurt and said, "Tracy and Beth will be here with Rachel soon. I want you to leave before they get here."

Blaine unzipped Noah's jeans and told Dave, "Tina told Rachel what happened. Before you returned, Kurt asked for a divorce. We had been sleeping in separate bedrooms for six months. I planned this party to see if Kurt would stop acting like I was his property. I was shocked when Puck took off his clothes and ground himself against my crotch. I loved Puck in my ass because I was always on the bottom with Kurt. Puck didn't have to come with you, but he did. Now, I bet he wants to make up for lost time with Beth after she lost Shelby to COVID-19." As Blaine and Noah headed to the bedroom, Kurt gathered his things and didn't look back. Dave left with Kurt as Blaine and Noah moaned.

An hour later, Noah's ex-girlfriend, Quinn Fabray, and Tracy's mother, Rachel St. James, arrived with Beth Corcoran and Tracy. Noah put a padlock on the door while Blaine let them in. Tracy noticed a Hulk doll with a Mohawk on her bed and a note from Kurt that read:

Dear Tracy,

I'm sorry.

Love, Dada Kurt

Tracy sat on her bed, staring at the note while Beth sat beside her. The others soon put Beth's things in a guest room. Noah soon sat on the floor by Tracy's bed before he asked, "Are you okay?"

Tracy looked at Beth and said, "I got a big sister and a new daddy in one day. I'm fine, okay?" Beth left, but Noah stayed. Soon Tracy broke down and curled up on Noah's lap, whispering something in Hebrew. Hebrew had been Noah and Tracy's secret language since they were the only two who spoke it.

Beth returns to Tracy's room, takes Noah's hand, and plays "My Little Girl" by Tim McGraw on her iPhone. Noah sings along as he rocks Tracy to sleep; the others stand in the doorway. As Noah puts Tracy to bed, Rachel tells Quinn, "Kurt was never the same after Burt and Carole died from COVID-19." She continues, "He doesn't even know that Puck got transferred to New York or that he lived with Dave until the COVID-19 quarantine was lifted."

Quinn sighs and says, "Neither did Puck, which is why we broke up."

Rachel watched Noah with Beth and Tracy as she said, "Shelby noticed Puck changing before you two broke up, which is why she gave Beth back to him. Blaine chose Puck as Tracy's godfather before you two broke up."

She looked at Quinn and continued, "You know, I have seen Puck at many parties with Blaine and Kurt's gay friends. I know Karofsky is his friend, but why would Puck want to come to a party with mostly gay men?"

Noah answered, saying, "The guys from New York made me feel like a god. I came to the first party because I didn't want to be around girls after the breakup. I continued coming to parties because the other guys invited me to the next one. Karofsky dared me to take my clothes off tonight, and I noticed Kurt staring at me first. To turn Kurt on, I rubbed up against Blaine's crotch. I didn't think this would happen."

Noah looked at Rachel and said, "Your dad didn't realize he was gay until his senior year of high school, Rachel." He continued, "By the way, to answer your next question, no, I wasn't raped. Today was the first time I ever slept with a man." Noah then headed into Tracy's room, followed closely by Beth, who glared at the others.

Beth returns to the living room fifteen minutes later, just as Rachel and Quinn are about to leave. She slaps Quinn and says, "You are no better than Kurt, and I wonder if Rachel or Blaine know you used COVID-19 as a reason for the breakup. Daddy didn't want to dump you, but you kept pushing him away until he had no choice. I'm sure Papa Blaine dealt with the same thing after Kurt lost his parents. Like Tracy said to Daddy, I'm fine; I've got two dads and two sisters, and all for the price of one parent who doesn't want me."

Quinn notices Noah standing by Blaine holding Tracy as Beth continues, "Rachel might be Tracy's mother, but she is my sister thanks to you giving up your rights to be my mother. Daddy never gave up on me and tried to be in my life as much as possible. Now he has a chance to be the parent, he always wanted to be. Who cares if he is with Papa Blaine?"

Noah put Tracy down, and she ran to Beth. Before yelling at Quinn, saying, "I was a gift from Mama Rachel to my daddy Kurt, and he threw me away! Daddy Nono is my dad now, and I love him! You broke Daddy Nono's heart, and Papa Blaine healed it!"

Tracy stomped on Quinn's foot as she said, "You and Daddy Kurt can kiss Sissy and my asses!"

Soon Quinn leaves, and Rachel tells Noah, "I'm sure Quinn will forgive you long before you ever want another daughter."

She hugged Blaine and whispered, "You better let Quinn be the surrogate next time; and I bet Kurt's even more angry that Puck went to you."

Beth says, "Well, duh, Rachel. What do you want to bet Tina will get harassed about this by Kurt?"

Noah and Blaine kiss and then say, "Twenty bucks," as Rachel leaves.

A week later, Dave and Tina came by with Noah's things. Dave had recently gotten a job as a sports agent in New York City and was dating Sebastian Smythe. Soon, Sebastian called Dave and asked him to put him on speaker. He said, "Blaine, I'm calling on behalf of Santana. She wants you and Puck to know that Kurt and Quinn have moved on. Let's just say they are sharing Sam and using drugs. By the way, I also know Quinn is making her way through some former Warblers. Puck, I don't know what you did to Kurt and Quinn, but they have compared you to me several times in ranting posts on Facebook. Well, I've got to go. See you soon, Sweet Cheeks." Dave blushed as he ended the call, and the others giggled.

Then Blaine's father, Patrick, calls, wanting to speak with Noah. Noah picks up the phone and says, "To what do I owe the pleasure, Mr. A?"

Patrick clears his throat and says, "I know General Young, and so does Burt. By the way, Burt is the reason you got stationed in New York. One more thing: Tracy is the reason Quinn and Kurt are mad at you, Daddy Hulk. Ha, she made a wish on her third birthday for the Hulk to be her daddy, and I had seen your temper enough to know she got her wish. Well, I've got to go. Take care of my son and granddaughter."

Noah kisses Blaine as he says, "You got it, sir." and ends the call.

Blaine smiles and takes Noah to their bedroom while Dave and Tina leave. Then Beth takes Tracy to her room, and they watch Avatar: The Way of Water on Disney Plus. Then Tracy asks, "When will you tell Daddy Nono about Ricky?"

Beth rolled her eyes and said, "Never. If you keep your mouth shut, Mama and Rachel don't know about him. By the way, Daddy has nothing to worry about; I haven't done anything more than kiss Ricky." Tracy knew Beth was lying, but she said nothing.

A few days later, Noah comes home from work to find Beth and her boyfriend, Rick Nelson Jr., naked in her bed. When Ricky sees Noah holding a rifle aimed at his crotch, he pees on Beth's bed. Beth pushes Ricky out of her bed and yells, "God, Ricky, you scaredy-cat! Go home!"

Ricky soon grabbed his clothes and ran out as Noah counted to ten. Then Tracy laughed and said, "I guess Ricky didn't pass Daddy's test."

Beth said, "Don't worry, Daddy. I can't get pregnant. I had cancer when Tracy was born and had my ovaries removed. I didn't tell you about Ricky because of his dad. I met Ricky at the Lima Bean while visiting Rachel's dad before we learned about COVID-19. I had my ovaries removed before I met Ricky."

Beth breaks down, and Tracy says, "I'll be your baby mama, Beth."

Beth comes out of her bedroom carrying a laundry basket and says, "No thanks, Tracy. I want to choose my own kids. Like my mom did."

Noah then followed Beth to the laundry room after putting his rifle away. As Beth put her sheets into the washer, she broke down and said, "Ricky made me feel happy. I felt like a freak after the surgery. I was crying because I was mad at God for giving me cancer. Then Ricky sat down at my table and tried to make me feel better. Today was my first time with Ricky, and it hurt. You came in on us the second time, and I had to beg for that. Ricky was trying to leave before that, but I wanted to be with him again. Papa Blaine caught us talking on Skype after I moved in and thought Ricky was using me."

Rick Nelson called Noah afterward and said, "I just found out about Ricky meeting Beth in New York. Let's just say he is tied up naked in the back of my truck, and by the way, he is seventeen. I got his mom pregnant when I was a teenager and didn't find out about him until 2020. Ricky may be my blood, but he is not repeating our mistakes. One more thing, when did you turn into Mr. Hummel?"

Noah looks at Beth and says, "The moment I found out I got two daughters for the price of one. By the way, I'm gay and dating Kurt's ex-husband, Blaine."

Rick chuckled and said, "I guess being in the Navy made you so desperate for sex you chose cock over pussy. Just kidding, but you becoming Kurt's dream man and dating his ex is pretty funny. Well, I've got to go; I think Junior has learned his lesson." Noah chuckled as he ended the call and helped Beth with her laundry.

Chapter 2 will be up soon.