Episode 1: Team vs Team!
Host: Time for our final season ever... The Galar Games! Where 33 galar players get to battle it out for... uh... ehm... 50,000 pokedollars!
Silence
Host: and some British Biscuits
BFDI Loud Crowd Talking*
Host: Here are the players!
Scorbunny: I'm all fired up for some healthy exercise!
Duraludon: I'm slow but durable!
Nickit: I have a big tail
Wooloo: this is Bahll so exciting, let's Bah friends!
Stonjourner: ...
Silicobra: I will sssspecially win thanks to my ssssskills!
Sinistea: Am I a cup? Or a tea? Eh that's for you to decide
Cuffant: Yes I adore helping others but I won't look away if I see a good opportunity!
Pincurchin: Ugh why are there so many young people here, why can't there be a show just for old people!
Alcreamie: I might have gotten 8th Place in season 2, but I can still show off my skills!
Morpeko: I was also in season 3 and that was a very *STUPID* uh.. I mean nice season to be in, I hope I do *SHIT* on this challenge.. I mean good *she kept talking sweetly in her full belly mode but randomly changed and screamed with her hangry mode*
In and Deedee: Deedee: We are twins so we work as one! / In: Why did you force me to join this...
Snom: They should already give me the prize, everyone loves me therefor I am the winner~
Impidimp: heheh I am so excited for all the pranks we can have here!
Hatenna: Sup
Eiscue: I been a fan of this show for so long! Watching every single episode from home! I am so excited to be able to compete on-
Host: K next
Eiscue: But sir I wasn't finished-
Yamper: I'm a good boy, so I'll help you all with anything you need!
Rolycoly: ?
Clobbopus: if anyone calls me the Clobbussy, I will literally kill them!
Gossifleur: I adore flower! I know so many facts about them! Did you know-
Arrokuda: I haven't been on a competition before I swear-
Blipbug: *Beep* Off.
Toxel: I got 18th place on Season 2...so I'm looking for some redemption.
Rookidee: I may be a small bird, but my loyalty to my allies is huge!
Skwovet: So like where's the food?
Cramorant: I am a master Fisherman!
Sobble: *She was crying*
Applin: I created the Applin Computers on a garage! *Host: Nope that was ur mom* Applin looked away angry.
Chewtle: This place sucks
Grookey: Yo what's up everyone, let's rock!
Falinks: One by one, by one! We all work together as one!
Dreepy: uh... I'm smol?
Host: K you are all here, challenges will begin soon!
Alcreamie: Aren't you missing some people?
Applin: Yea like the regional form evolutions?
Host: They were gonna have their own season but I got lazy, so nah I won't include them
Gossifleur: What's the first game?
Host: a simple game of rock paper scissors right here on Route 1! Whoever gets to the end wins!
Montage of an extremely long and tideous game of rock paper scissors*
Host: ok so the winners are Cramorant, Grookey and Rookidee, you're all team captains so choose your players two by two!
Rookidee: I choose Skwovet and Dreepy cause I feel they're both weak and I wanna protect them under my wing.
Skwovet: I just want food *He was eating a sandwich*
Dreepy: You got a point there I guess...
Grookey: Falinks and Toxel, I choose you two cause I feel you both know how to rock on!
Toxel: Sure whatever..
Falinks: We all work together, we all one (Whenever he speaks he echos)
Cramorant: I choose Sobble and Chewtle cause they're water types like me!
Sobble: *She cried*
Chewtle: Stop being a cry baby
Blipbug (Confessional): Why does every single *BLEEP* season have a cry baby, first Bonsly, then Azurill, then Wishiwashi; now this shit?!
Rookidee: uhh Applin and Gossifleur! Come on down you can be my allies!
Grookey: I choose Blipbug and Yamper!
Cramorant: Arrokuda and Clobbopus cause they're water types!
Rookidie: Rolycoly and Hatenna come on down!
Grookey: Morpeko and Impidimp let's turn up the Amp!
Chewtle: Way to go genius, now we have no more water types to choose from
Cramorant: Well uh.. Ice types are sort of water types?
Arrokuda: You're an idiot.
Cramorant: Snom and Eiscue I choose you two!
Snom: Finally!
Eiscue: Oh! I been picked for a team! Will the Super Fan Eiscue find a way to bond with his team! Find out next episode of-
Arrokuda: ok shut up
Rookidee: Nickit and Silicobra let's go!
Silicobra: Ssssplendit!
Grookey: Cufant and Stonjourner let's do this!
Chewtle: Now we have no water OR Ice Types!
Cramorant: Well water is wet right? What's more wet than Alcreamie and Sinistea!
They both began going to their new team*
Arrokuda: are you for real...
Rookidee: Well I choose the Indeedee twins, In and Deedee!
Deedee: Yay we're on the same team together isn't this exciting?
In: No.
Grookey: There's barely any spots left uh.. I choose Duraludon?
Duraludon: Bruh finally!
Duraludon (Confessional): Can't believe they rather choose weak pokemon over a strong dragon like me!
Arrokuda: Now we have no water, no ice types or no wet ones!
Cramorant: Damn it and I was gonna choose Duraludon cause he's reflective like water...
Chewtle: are you *bleeping* kidding me?
Cramorant: I guess I'll choose Wooloo and Scorbunny cause they're both white, like water.
Wooloo: Bahhhh yeah, we got chosen!
Scorbunny: Awesome! Hello team!
Arrokuda: Dude, Scorbunny is a fire type...
Cramorant: She's a WHAT?! *He did a shocked Meme face*
Host: Alright so uh Rookidee you keep Pincurchin I guess and here is the teams! Now begin naming them!
Cramorant: We shall be called... The Fishers! *The final flute notes from the SpongeBob intro was their jingle*
Grookey: Well I think our team name should be... The Musical Maniacs! *Their team jingle was a bunch of drums and then an electric guitar solo*
The final team was arguing about what their name should be*
Skwovet: Hey how about we name ourselves, Free Food! *The BFB Free Food jingle played*
Silicobra: No that's a Ssssstupid name!
Host: Plus it's copyrighted.
They all kept arguing louder about their team name*
Applin: Fine! Let's just name ourselves The Strong! *Their team jingle was some gym weights being lifted a lot sounds*
Nickit: Still a dumb name...
Host: Well too bad cause these are the teams!
DRAMATIC MUSIC*
Blipbug: WHAT THE ACTUAL *BLEEP* WHY IS IT SO UNEVEN!
Hatenna: This is not symmetrical at all.
Eiscue: My eyes! MY EYES! *His face began to melt*
In: FINE! if you hate it so much I'm leaving!
Deedee: Bro! Wait! *she went and followed him*
Host: k I guess they're both gone...
Alcreamie: yea but The Strong still have 10 members, The Musical Maniacs have 10, and us The Fishers have 11!
Host: Huh oh I guess you're right, well to make all teams even I guess your team is up for elimination.
All of The Fishers: WHAT?!
Clobbopus: You can't be serious!
Snom: This is so unfair!
Scorbunny: Come on we didn't we to show off what we could do!
Wooloo: Bahhhhhd hosting.
Host: Shut up, anywho choose someone from The Fishers to be saved, prize and eliminated! Whoever gets the most votes is out but have a chance to rejoin later, voting ends in a few hours.