Time: 9:48 AM, Sunday, October 14, 2001. Green City, Grass Land.
Our heroes are found walking on the street. As the pub is too close to use the doomship, they proceed to walk there by foot. The street is bustling with hundreds of toads and other species. Whether they are heading to work, getting their shopping and other daily tasks done, or just socializing, the civilians look as if they are occupied and busy.
"Where exactly is this pub?" Wendy asked, taking off her high heels and putting them in her shell; she seems tired of all that walking in them, "And who the heck goes into a pub at nearly 10 AM?"
"It's a few blocks away, and we are not drinking, so it does not matter. No ifs, ands or buts," Peach replied, "Time is too short to be drunk."
"And that is why I left Bowser Jr at home with Clawdia," Bowser added, "Not the best atmosphere for someone that little. Plus, something bad can happen to him on this trip."
Eventually, they find themselves just outside this pub. The pub is built in a style similar to that of a pub in the old American West, according to Mario. The pub has wooden walls and a horseshoe-shaped sign displaying the name 'Green City Saloon' nailed above the front door.
"Hey, look!" Ludwig pointed, "It is a drug/alcohol pub! Aren't zhose illegal in ze Mushroom Kingdom?"
"In the Mushroom Province, which is the main area of the Mushroom Kingdom, then yes it is. But, since this is in Grass Land, it is legal here," Peach replied.
"Because the only cool thing to do in Grass Land is to get stoned and drunk," Wendy harshly said. One of the Koopalings, however, disagrees.
"HEY! I like Grass Land!" Larry complained.
"Explains your half-opened eyes all the time, Larry," Wendy replied, smirking.
"Which explains why you are such a loser," Larry retaliated.
"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU CALL ME YOU FREAK?" yelled Wendy.
"And what did you just call me? Such harsh words coming from a girl who once dated seven boys at once. Nearly as many boyfriends as brothers. And yes, I saw you picking them up like a collector picking up shells at a beach, you player," Larry smirked.
Iggy, Roy, Daisy, and Luigi laugh, joining Larry's side of the debate.
Wendy, Lemmy, Mario, Peach, Toad and Bowser, however, got mad and attack the other five. Soon, a full out brawl breaks out, with random drunk people see the fight and joining in, making the fight scene appear to be worse.
Ludwig, Morton and Violent sit there with shocked faces. Aren't they supposed to be on one united team, not two brawling, divided groups?
The brawl lasts for a few minutes, until a loud, feminine shout is heard.
"EVERYONE SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND GET OFF EACH OTHER!" Violent screamed. Everyone stops fighting after the shout, and Wendy faces Violent.
"Why? Your name is Violent, don't you like it?"
"Maybe I do, I love violence as much as you love fooling around with men four years older than you. Now shut the heck up, player, and quit causing drama."
"And how about you quit joining in random arguments, you freaking no-namer?" Wendy yelled.
"Once you put in a tampon before you leak. Oh yeah, I am Madame Diana to these toads. Here's a tampon," Violent retaliated.
"Oh yeah? You want a piece of me you PIECE OF CRAP?!" Wendy threatened, then punches Violent.
Violent, Iggy, Roy, Daisy, Luigi and Larry got extremely mad at Wendy, but before Wendy can be attacked by the six, her team, except for Peach, come in to protect her.
'Oh God, help me...' Ludwig thought, witnessing this brutal scene. He and Morton look at each other and shake their heads.
Peach, not wanting to cause another war by objecting to this, leaves the exact location of the fight. She casually dusts off her dress as if nothing happened. The Princess then decides to drag both Ludwig and Morton into the pub with her.
"We are wasting too much time. Let them duke it off, I don't care." Peach gave up as the three characters get blasted by party music and dirty dancing.