once upon a time, coochie and coo were being fucking stupid and ugly. they were crawling around the poorly rendered rolie polie olie world. goku and asriel and mario all didn't like coochie and coo very much. they all thought they were very ugly and annoying babies!
coochie and coo were crawling inside a factory. next to them was an industrial shredder being operated by hugh neutron. hugh neutron was too busy kissing his duck doll covered in pie juice to pay attention to his shredder, so coochie and coo happily crawled into the shredder. suddenly, coochie and coo were both stuck in the shredder!
coochie and coo screeched and screamed as their robotic bodies were torn to shreds inside high neutron's shredder. their screams of pain sounded very robotic and computerized as they're voices started to malfuction as they got more and more destroyed within the shredder's blades. by the time hugh neutron decided to get back to working on the shredder, coochie and coo's remains were already pooped out of the machine. hugh neutron, as well as mario, asriel, and goku, all cheered when they saw coochie and coo dead! they danced and sang and pooped all over the remains of coochie and coo as a celebration over their victory over the evil rolie polie olie baby twins! coochie and coo's pooped on remains were then fed to goku, and when he went to willy wonka's chocolate factory and swam in the chocolate river for the 1,584th time, he pooped out coochie and coo's remains into the chocolate river. the poop of goku that was once coochie and coo's remains were then put into some of willy wonka's chocolate bars.