AUTHOR'S NOTES

This fanfiction, which was Part 15 of my Archive of Our Own Caillou and Dora Get Grounded series, is probably one of my most popular stories on my Archive of Our Own page. With over a hundred hits on that site, there is certainly time and effort to post it on FFN. So, here's a little something for you: Caillou Ruins the B.A.D. 4 Concert, originally posted on my AO3 page January 21, 2023.

REMEMBER: This is only a parody/satire story, and it is not meant to be taken seriously. This story is strictly for entertainment purposes. I also do not own the characters presented in this story. All rights go to the owners.

ENJOY!

Caillou Ruins the B.A.D. 4 Concert

Originally Posted on Archive of Our Own January 21, 2023

by ktlnboyle

One day, Boris and Doris, the father and mother of Caillou and Rosie, called their children downstairs to the living room. That was when Caillou was about to hear bad news.

"Kids, we are going to see the new B.A.D. 4 band at the Central Convention Center tonight. I expect you two to be on your best behavior, including you, Caillou." Doris said to the children. While Rosie was excited to see the B.A.D. 4 band perform their song, Caillou was not thrilled. He wanted to stay home and play on the computer.

"Caillou, we are going to the concert, and you are coming whether you like it or not." Boris said. "Remember this: you behave, you can go to Chuck E. Cheese's. But if you don't, you will be grounded."

"Ugh… fine." Caillou said.

"Then let's go to the concert so we can get the best seats available." Doris said. Caillou was still not thrilled to go to the concert. He still wanted to play on his computer instead of attending a concert that he considered was stupid in his opinion.

When the family arrived at the Central Convention Center, Caillou asked if he could go to McDonald's while the concert has not yet started. That was when Boris got angry.

"No!" Boris yelled. "Shut up! The concert is about to begin. And you have food right there that we bought."

"Now be quiet." Doris said. "The concert is about to begin."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the Central Convention Center, B.A.D. 4!" the announcer said. The band, which consisted of Licorice Cookie, Red Velvet Cookie, Poison Mushroom Cookie, and the Choco Werehound Brute Schwarzwälder, started to perform their anthem. However, when the audience shouted for Hellhound, which was Red Velvet Cookie, Caillou took the stage and pushed Schwarzwälder into a crowd of concert ongoers. Then, all hell started to break loose. Caillou started to play loud ear-annoying rock and roll music. Everyone couldn't stand it. However, lucky for Schwarzwälder, he threw Caillou off the stage.

"The Cakes will sure give that boy hell one day!" Red Velvet Cookie said. Boris later dragged Caillou and dragged him home before security could even show up.

When Caillou got home with his family, he was in serious trouble. However, the B.A.D. 4 band later showed up to sue Caillou's family with a fine that was the same cost as their house payment.

"Caillou!" Boris yelled. "You have gotten us charged with a huge fine that's just as big as the cost of our house! You are in dead meat now!"

"You gotta learn how to control that brat!" Licorice Cookie said.

"He even pushed ME into the audience!" Schwarzwälder hollered.

"Caillou! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for an extremely long time!" Boris hollered. "Go upstairs to your room now!"

When Caillou went to his room, Boris apologized to the band for Caillou's actions. Red Velvet Cookie then stated that if he ever spots Caillou causing trouble again, he would be facing the wrath of the Cake Hounds.

THE END

CONCLUSION

I know I don't put notes at the end of my stories, but I had to say a little bit of something this time. This story was amazing for me to do then. I liked it. It made me laugh. I liked the simple setup. However, I was originally going to have Caillou play his annoying theme song at the concert instead of Rock and Roll music like he did in Caillou Plays Rock Music at the Wii Sports Baseball Game. Still, this did just fine.

I hope you enjoyed reading the story, and I hope you can favorite!