Episode 29: Wheel comes in Circles!
Hakamo-o, Mareanie and Ribombee all sat in the elimination area, they looked angry, well all but Mareanie who smiled tiredly.
Host: Why so angry? First let's reveal the prize votes!
Prize votes: Ribombee, Ribombee, Ribombee, Donald Trump (Ribombee!)
Ribombee: alright! I'll ignore that Donald Trump comment because I'm happy right now, so what's the dumb prize this time?
Host: it shall be revealed later... for now.. the votes!
Hakamo-o: Mareanie
Mareanie: Hakamo-o
Ribombee: Mareanie
Reasons: Hakamo-o and Ribombee dislike Mareanie, Mareanie thinks Hakamo-o is the bigger threat.
Both Ribombee and Hakamo-o smirked as the creepy Goth girl got most votes.
Host: now let's not forget about our audience!
Viewer Votes:
Save: Hakamo-o(10), Mareanie(21), Hakamo-o(0-1), Mareanie (10)
Mareanie: 0
Hakamo-o: -1
Eliminate: Mareanie(01), Hakamo-o (-10) Mareanie(12), Hakamo-o (01)
Welp Mareanie is eliminated!
Mareanie: heheheheh... dang...
Hakamo-o: I'll have to give you props weirdo, never thought you'd last this long.
Ribombee: I was surprised you even reached the merge to begin with.
Rowlet: Alright back off... you alright Mareanie?
Mareanie: heheheh better than ever... I'll miss you but it was fun making it this far...hehehe see ya.. *She walked away*
Rowlet felt sad.
Host: Why you sad? You gonna see her again right now! You see the final challenge is challenges all created by your eliminated players! You can only fail three times before you strike out! The challenges will be chosen at random so good luck everyone! Oh Ribombee your prize is you get four lives instead of three.
Ribombee (Confessional): I saw this exact same challenge on another show, these host is really unoriginal...
all the final 3 players were sitting in a stage, where invisible host said that the highest level player will spin the wheel*
Everyone expected it to be Hakamo-o, so everyone but Hakamo-o looked surprised went Rowlet went in first.
Rowlet spun the wheel and he got-
Host: Challenge #6 Grubbin wants you to BITE AND CHEW WOOD!
Rowlet looked annoyed, he glanced at the audience infront of the huge stage, which were all the precious eliminated contestants... Grubbin was smirking while Lurantis and Mareanie smiled at him.
Grubbin (Confessional): It is time for Grubbin to shine! I choose a very disgusting challenge in order to get any of those freaks eliminated! haha this is gonna be so good!
Rowlet looked angry as he was biting wood and ripping it off a log, he then glared at Grubbin straight in the eyes as he began to chew.
Host: Rowlet Survived! Here is a pokeblock you can use to skip doing challenges, with Two pokeblocks you can dare someone else to do the challenge! Hakamo-o you're up!
Hakamo-o walked towards the wheel and spins it
Host: Challenge #16 Minior! Explain it?
Minior: Hmpft! Hmp, Muffled humf!
Hakamo-o: What?
Host: Minior wants you to do a one minute Beatbox show..
Hakamo-o grumbled as he never did a beatbox before but tried, many contestants were laughing at how bad it sounded, you could hear Miniors uncontrollable muffled laughter from inside its shell.
Host: and Hakamo-o wins a pokeblock!
Ribombee flew towards the circley wheel and spinned it..
Host: Challenge #8 Sandygast demands you.. to eat sand!
Ribombee looked disgusted
Rowlet: I had to chew on wood, so dont start complain now... *He boredly looked at her*
Ribombee growled and ate sand
Many rounds went on... Crabrawler told Rowlet to box against him, which he lost; Hakamo-o lost as he couldn't do the taxes of Trump forged for him, Ribombee lost as Turtonator challenged her to flip over his flipped shell body! However Rowlet won Dewpiders rock climbing mini challenge, Hakamo-o won Brionnes awkward singing challange, And Ribombee won Passimians do a three pointer in basketball challenge!
The final three all looked tired... Rowlet skipped on Torracats swimming challenge cause he didnt like getting wet, Hakamo-o skipped on Comfeys nursing challenge saying his family would kill him if he was too girly, Ribombee skipped on Mudsdales farm work challenge...
Eventually there were no more skips left...
Rowlet, Hakamo-o and Ribombee were all starting to get very tired, to make things more interesting, the host started insentivicing dares!
Rowlet dared Ribombee to eat Orangurus biter medicinal soup, she did it but had tears in her eye...
Hakamo-o dared Rowlet to do a super loud cackling laugh like Mareanie
Rowlet boredly looked at Mareanie and she awkward said heheheheh
Rowlet sighed and did so loudly...
Ribombee dared Rowlet to be nice like Lurantis, he would lose if he cursed or got angry as she was always shy and calm.
Rowlet grumbled and told Lurantis oh come on what kind of challenge is that?
Lurantis blushed and looked away.
Host: You already failed it but because I'm nice I'll give you another chance.
Hakamo-o: wack.
Rowlet dared Hakamo-o to do Tsareenas beauty contest and dress up, he angrily did so.
Hakamo-o dared Rowlet to cry like Wishiwashi, he had a full minute to make himself cry, we see Rowlet desperately trying to cry but nothing coming out.
Wishiwashi cried seeing him struggle so hard...
Rowlet failed, he only had one life left.
Rowlet looked shocked but before he yelled he calmed himself down because he still had the Lurantis challenge
Rowlet breathed in and out, then said.
Rowlet: excuse me you two very defined pokemon, but why are thou picking on me so much *He asked with a smile*
Hakamo-o: Isn't it obvious? Ribombee and i realized if you're gone both of our chances of winning increase!
Rowlet: w-what...
Ribombee: We're both bad and if the viewers have to vote in the final two who you'd think they'd vote a bad guy or a nice guy!
Rowlet: I'm not even nice
Hakamo-o: Still, you've done less shady things than we did this season so viewers would obviously make you the winner instead of us, you're so obviously winner material which is why we have to take you down
Rowlet looked shocked and stuttered.
Rowlet: Come on give me a chance... haven't you heard the rejoiners never win rule? They wouldn't vote me cause of that!
Hakamo-o: oh yeeeea not like we gonna risk that anyway
Ribombee: too many factors, so we just gonna drop you off right now!
Rowlet: Come on host.. this can't be fair it's two against one... *He looked at the sky and tried his best to not sound mad*
Host didn't reply.
Hakamo-o: heh there's our answer
Ribombee: now move aside cause it's my turn!
Ribombee spun the wheel it landed on Dhelmise.
Host: Dhelmises challenge is sing the Sea Shanty!
Dhelmise: Don't worry matey, this one's an easy one!
Rowlet frowned and began to sing: It's the Sea Shanty.. and it's quite catchy...
Hakamo-o and Ribombee kept laughing as the owl tried his best to now cry of embarrassment.
The whole audience of eliminated players watching him sing on stage, Lurantis, Comfey, Ribombee, Mareanie, Brionne, Oranguru and Lycanroc were the only ones that didn't laugh, Komala also but she was asleep.
Host: Rowlet your turn!
Rowlet looked depressed and defeated as he spun the wheel, he got Salazzle...
Host: Salazzle wants someone to steal the Golden camera across a bootcamp challenge, there will be mines and traps.
Rowlet: Is flying allowed?
Host: yea
Rowlet: Alright I choose Hakamo-o.
Hakamo-o crossed his arms and scoffed, he began doing the course to be a thief like Salazzle however he accidentally stepped on a mine and blew himself up landing in the stage again!
Hakamo-o grunted and said that Rowlet has to do the next challenge no matter what it is as he spun the wheel
Rowlet got Stuffles build your own bear plush.
Hakamo-o growled
Rowlet began to work and did it effortlessly.
Ribombee spun the wheel and got Wimpods be called mean things by everyone challenge
Ribombee: how is this a challenge..
Wimpod: it's mentally crippling...
The challenge started
Drampa: Back in my days owls couldn't be pokemon! All we had were pigeons and crows!
Rowlet looked bored
Donald Trump: I don't like you owl, you're un-American.
Rowlet facepalmed
Crabrawler: You suck at fighting dude!
Rowlet shrugged
Mudsdale: you're a little peeps peepsqueak!
Rowlet looked sleepy.
Tsareena: You know that hat makes you look fat right?
Rowlet fixed his tophat.
Dhelmise: Sorry matey but forced to tell you that you'd never make it in me crew
Rowlet sighed
Lurantis: oh um... do i have to say something?
Host: You MUST!
Lurantis: oh um okay...uh I think you're uh... cool?
Host: no something mean!
Lurantis: oh um... ehm... seeing you eat wood was kinda gross?
Rowlet: fair enough...
Lycanroc: Awe man saying something mean to you? That's gonna be hard we are like best buddies!
Rowlet: are we?
Lycanroc: geez... why you always such a party pooper...
Mareanie: heheheheh you have a big forehead... *she snickered*
Rowlet: Thanks for the honesty...
Host: congratulations you have survived!
Rowlet: honestly Wimpod that challenge was so long and boring I just wanted to end it all right there and then...
Ribombee: i know right, took around forty minutes to get through everyone...
Host: Alright new rule you MUST do the challenges you the wheel now, no giving it to others!
Rowlet didn't look fazed, but Hakamo-o and Ribombee looked a little worried.
Rowlet had 1 life, Hakamo-o had 1 and Ribombee had 2.
Rowlet boredly spun the wheel, it landed on Bruxish.
Host: your challenge is... to KISS BRUXISH!
DRAMATIC MUSIC*
Bruxish: Come 'ere baby! Pucker Up! *she did kissing sounds*
Rowlet had a big frown.
Hakamo-o: Hahaha you have a kiss the ugly fish!
Ribombee: just don't think of those slimy lips Rowlet haha!
Rowlet glared at them, he then looked at Lurantis and Mareanie they both frowned and shrugged.
Lurantis: um... go get em tiger?
Rowlet sighed and said "I'm an owl."
Bruxish went on the stage, Rowlet prepared for a small kiss and then Bruxish went to town and kissed him lots.
Mareanie: heheheh score...
Host had to physically pull Bruxish off him...
Host: oh um... you survived...
Rowlet looked sad, "it doesn't feel like i did..." he said... he had lipstick marks all over his face.
Rowlet (Confessional): I Swear if i did all this work just for those two jerks to beat me in the end, I'm gonna lose it!
Hakamo-o grinned and spun the wheel.
Hakamo-o your challenge is to say something to Morellul in Morse code!
Hakamo-o: but I don't know that!
Host: just tap and get something random..
Morellul was in stage to hear better
Hakamo-o looked oddly at the wood and began to tap sometimes pausing and then tapping again
He said...
.. / ... ... .. .-. / -.- - ..- / .- .. - ... / .-. - -... - - -.-
This made Morellul blush and he shot an energy ball at Hakamo-os face.
He looked angry and blushed as he left and blinked .. / -.. - -. .-. - / -.. .- - . / . - - / -... - -.- ...
Hakamo-o: wah what did I say?!
Host: doesn't matter, next up is Ribombee!
Ribombee got Oricorios get kicked I'm the face by each member of the old Queen Trio Alliance
Ribombee: What! That's not fair!
Mareanie: heheheheheh I'm gonna enjoy this... *she jumped on Ribombees face and sticked on her face*
Ribombee muffled screamed and threw her off
Tsareena: No hard feelings bae but I gotta teach who's still in charge *she then did a Trop Kick on Ribombees face*
Lurantis then walked in shyly.
Ribombee looked a bit dizzy from Tsareenas kick but then grinned when she saw Lurantis.
Ribombee: What's your shy butt gonna do to me huh?
Lurantis got mad and kicked Ribombee in the face hard.
Ribombee: ow... *she groaned in pain*
Rowlet and Hakamo-o both couldn't help but smirk at her.
Lurantis: How about that beoch! I hate you! *for the first time Lurantis looked mad and spoke loudly as she then huffed and walked away*
Ribombee looked bruised and hurt when an Anchor came in looking happy.
Dhelmise: Aye Aye matey, this shall definitely hurt you more than it will hurt me you weasel, SAY GOOD NIGHT SALLY! *she sung her metal anchor at Ribombee completely knocking her out*
Dhelmise: Yar! And people said this pirate doesn't have strength hmpf! *She flew back to the audience*
Hakamo-o: Damn Ribombee got an ass whooping
Host: yea but since she technically fainted she didn't finish the challenge therefor she loses a life and she's on her final life!
Ribombee: What! That's *BEEP!* I DID YOUR STUPID CHALLENGE I SHOULD'VE WON!
Host: deal with it, you all have 1 final life anyone one of you that lose a challenge is automatically eliminated! Rowlet you're up!
Rowlet walked towards the wheel, once someone's challenge had been completed only the ones that havent bee done remained... as of now only Trumbeak, Komalas and Lycanrocs challenges were up..
Rowlet spinned and got Komala.
Host: I sprayed you with a Drowsy gas, you will now want to sleep extremely badly! If you fall asleep you lose!
Rowlet looked EXTREMELY tired and sleepy
Hakamo-o spun his... Lycanroc her challenge was to change your color and be shiny!
Rowlet: What the... come on Lycanroc that's a super easy challenge... *He tiredly looked at her*
Lycanroc: what.. I wanted to be nice...
Hakamo-o however looked horrified
Hakamo-o (Confessional): Shiny? SHINY?! Does anyone know how dumb a shiny Hakamo-o looks! I'll be the laughing stock of my pack!
Hakamo-o sweated and growled a fine.
Gasps!
Hakamo-o: Only cause if I said no and lost my family would tease me a dragon like myself lost to a small owl and a fairy bug... huh what are you nerds looking at?
Ribombee: um... here use my... fashion mirror.. *Ribombee frowned as she gave him her mirror, oh BTW Ribombee rn is bruised and has a black eye*
Hakamo-o boredly took it and... HE WAS SHINY!
Hakamo-o: What the! This isn't fake coloring this is.. my real body!
Host: oh yea I used magic to turn you shiny... and even if you evolve you'll still be shiny.
Hakamo-o fell to his knees and screamed NOOOOOOOO!
Mareanie: heheheheheh you're pink *she snickered*
Ribombee: and barf yellow...
Host: Ribombee you get Trumbeaks challenge her challenge is... eat worms!
Ribombee: Are you serious Trumbeak!
Trumbeak: what... I thought the challenges had to be themed... we birds eat worms!
Rowlet: I don't.
Turtonator: Shut up tree eater hahahaha *He laughed much to Rowlets annoyance*
Ribombee blushed looking at everyone who was staring at her and began to eat worms infront of everyone
Many players gagged and ew'ed
Ribombee cried and said done... with a mouthful of earthworms, she swallowed
Host: gross but you survived! Alright I have scanned the deepest darkest parts of your mind and decided you shall all do what YOU think is the worst challenge!
What!? The final 3 said
Hakamo-o: First of all invasion privacy! Second of all how can you even do that! You a psychic type?!
Host: I'm not even a pokemon
Ribombee (Confessional): Thinking about it... no one on any season before has ever seen what the host looks like, none of us know what he is!
Rowlet your biggest fear is being controlled and forced into something so we force you to marry someone right now in the traditional Alolan for life pledge!
Gasps!
Rowlet: what... you can't be serious...
Host: Tick tock before time runs out!
Lycanroc: oh Arceus he's actually serious!
Oricorio: This is awful!
Tsareena: Dont worry owl man! It's just something you'll be stuck with forever and won't be able to change so take your time! *He laughed evilly*
Rowlet looked to be panicking
He looked at Lurantis who looked back.
Rowlet: i.. uh... um... i... i...
Host: Okay 10 seconds left.
Rowlet: i... I choose Mareanie?
Gasps!
Mareanie: heheheheheheh what?! *She blushed and laughed nervously*
Lurantis: but um... why?
Rowlet: no hard feelings but... I um... don't really know much about you...
Lurantis: oh... and you do with her...
Rowlet: Kinda? I been with her a lot during this entire season... and I want to help her get better as well...
Mareanie smiled.
Turtonator: dude that's gonna be a nasty smash.
Rowlet glared at him and a lot of the girls told Turtonator to shut up, he looked at the floor sad
Host: Alright then do the alolan ritual
Mareanie smiled and got on stage, she began the dance and alolan ritual with Rowlet and well-
Host: k you both are married whatever
Eliminated players all clap
Host: Hakamo-o your turn! Your biggest fear is being weak... so... I'LL TURN YOU INTO A LEVEL 1!
GASPS!
Hakamo-o: WHAT?!
Host: You can decide if you wanna remain a shiny Hakamo-o or be a Shiny Jangmo-o!
Hakamo-o looked horrified.
Rowlet: I guess my challenge wasn't as hard as his *He whispered to his wife*
Mareanie: heheheheh he's screwed...
Hakamo-o growled and said Fine do it you bitc-
Before he could finish lightly struck him from the sky and afterwards afterwards was a tiny level 1 shiny Jangmo-o!
Jangmo-o: NOOOO MY STRENGTH DEVELOPMENT!
Passimian: HA! And you were so close to becoming a Kommo-o too yo! Got em!
Jangmo-o growled and said I'll destroy you, but his smaller voice sounded cute more than scary now
Host: Ribombee you ready for your challenge?!
Ribombee looked nervous but nodded.
Host: Ribombee... your challenge is... to eat trash!
Ribombee looked horrified.
GASPS!
Mudsdale: damn all of these challenges are gasp worthy! What do you say Salazzle?
Salazzle was on a hospital bed in a coma, her medical IV beeped from time to time*
Lycanroc looked sad seeing her like that.
Host: So, will you do it?
Ribombee began crying and started eating it
Everyone ew'ed even the host, some pokemon even puked.
Ribombee: I...came this far...i cant... stop... now... *She sounded muffled since she was chewing an crying*
Jangmo-o looked depressed seeing as his powerful strength was gone AND he was pink?
Rowlet smiled and talked to Mareanie to not fall asleep, she blushed and smiled back.
Lurantis looked a bit sad but deep inside she was happy Rowlet was happy.
Host: wow... you all REALLY wanna win... the champion of alola title which means you get a job in the Alola League, and that pays a lot!
Rowlet, Jangmo-o and Ribombee all looked tired and hurt in one way or another...
Host: fine... final Challenge will be a... hmmm... ehm... I never thought anyone would make it this far...
The host had run out of challenges to do...
Everyone was waiting what the true final challenge was gonna be...
Host: The final challenge is... a don't breathe challenge! Take deep breath because I'm about to make your mouth and nose completely shut so you can't breathe oxygen! First contestant that goes unconscious loses and won't be able to be voted for the final time!
GASPS!
FIVE*
Lycanroc: Wait there has to be another way!
FOUR!*
Oricorio: This can't be legal!
THREE*
Tsareena: Sorry girl but check again on the fine print.. *she showed the show contract*
TWO!*
The eliminated players were all screaming and looked nervous...
ONE!*
Rowlet, Jangmo-o and Ribombee all sweated and looked terrified but they all took a deep breath and absorbed oxygen.
Ding!
A cute bell sounded...
Everyone was silent...
Rowlet, Jangmo-o and Ribombee all had their cheeks puffed up a bit as they were all holding air...
Everyone looked nervous...
At 30 seconds their cheeks stopped being puffed as they exhaled air for the last time
The final 3 now really started to shake and look afraid...
A full minute had passed and the players were extremely struggling, some even fell to the floor but were still awake.
Comfey: You must stop this! Don't you know that lack of oxygen can cause many health risks!
The final 3 were all crying and then... they all stopped shaking as they died
Silence
Brionne: T-they're dead!
Salazzles machine beeped
Torracat: No we aren't talking about you
Mareanie looked horrified and cried seeing Rowlets dead body
The Host was silent...
Tsareena: Hey host! I command you to do something!
Host: huh wah? Oh they died I went away to check on something...
Dewpider: please do something! They're dead!
Host: yea... it seems they're pretty dead... Braixen levels of dead... huh never thought this would happen...
Silence
Host: oh well I guess I can just revive them
Bop*
Rowlet, Jangmo-o and Ribombee were all alive gasping for air and sweating they all looked the same... Rowlet with lipstick all over his face, Jangmo-o shiny
And Ribombee had her black eye and was covered in dirt/trash a bit, she also smelled bad.
Oranguru: what did you see on the other side? *the wise money asked*
Rowlet: ... we... we were dragged to the Distortion world... and had to escape Giratina who wanted to drag us to hell...
Jangmo-o: ... we were all terrified but worked together to keep escaping from her...
Ribombee: eventually we were cornered... so we only had one option... we all began to fight Giratina ... and then... we were all teleported here again...
Silence
Host: Well that's a cool scene we will never see anywho did anyone saw who died first? Anyone at all?
Silence...
Lurantis: we were all kinda too horrified by their deaths we didn't pay attention to that...
Mareanie: heheheheh yea...that was horrible... *she looked tired and frowned*
Turtonator: Nah I don't think anyone saw...
Host: no one at all saw? Hmm... alright then... I guess I'll choose you... you're eliminated.
Rowlet: WHAT WHY! *HE LOOKED OUTRAGED*
Host: idk rejoiners never win I guess...
Rowlet: YOU MOTHERFU- *HE KEPT SENDING BRAVE BIRDS AND LEAFAGE ATTACKS AT THE SKY*
But since the host is invisible it hit nothing...
Host: Which means Jangmo-o and Ribombee are the final two!
The audience did slow claps.
Lycanroc: I cant tell which one is worse, they're both ass.
Passimian: exactly yo!
Elimination music starts playing*
Rowlet in the background was seen angrily screaming and yelling at the sky curse words, Lurantis and Mareanie hugged him to try and calm him down.
Jangmo-o and Ribombee looked tired and lifeless as the voice of the host said...
Host: Viewers! Vote who you think deserves to win this season the most! The one with the most votes shall be the winner of The Alolan Olympics!
Vote for a winner, voting ends tomorrow