Episode 30 (Final): Afthermathematics Finale!
Now let's see who will leave... with an Aftermath Show!
Afthermathematics Theme*
A live audience was clapping and cheering on the contestants who were now all sitting in stage bleachers*
Brionne: Is that how you spell Aftermath?
Suicune: it gives it flare so shut up
Trumbeak: what the... why is Suicune here.. this is like the only time a host has ever shown up!
Ninetails: don't forget Co-Host! My name is Ninetails!
Oricorio: Are you two perhaps the ones that host the show and are invisible?
Ninetails: oh Spear Pillar no! We just work for him, if we don't he will annihilate us
Suicune: true, work is a bitch but hey at least we get payed... anywho here in the Afthermathematics segment we will interview our contestants! Show off the juices of secrets, maybe see some drama and of course the main event is deciding who wins Alolan Olympics!
Jangmo-o and Ribombee were sitting together in a small throne, they both barely fit together so they looked uncomfortable
Passimian: Hey whats up with your color yo! You look pink!
Jangmo-o: Thanks for reminding me monkey!
Mareanie: hehehehe she smells bad... *she snickered*
Ribombee huffed and looked away as she was covered in dirt, grime and even a dead fish skeleton
Suicune: Alright let's get to interviewing! In our new segment called Your Experience Here!
(YEH INTRO)
Claps and cheers from live audience*
Torracat: Where is that even coming from?
Rowlet boredly shrugged
Suicune: Wimpod, you were the very first player eliminated! So how did it feel any thoughts?
Wimpod: ...well my time on the islands weren't really that exciting... heck I was scared of my own team... but I think I'm getting better... maybe I'll join a new season in the future!
cheers*
Ninetails: nicely said Wimpod! What about you Bruxish?
Bruxish: I am saddened I didn't spend much time with these ssssexy! Men... I could've given then all smooches *she did kissing sounds*
The men looked uncomfortable...
Ninetails: uh... okay?
Suicune: Alright old man your time is up! What happend during your short time spend in the island?
Drampa: gah it was horrible all the walking around and yelling, I just want to listen to some news about the communists and relax sleeping on the patio, instead I had to be around all these annoying young whippersnappers! Back on my day they showed us old veterans some respect!
Suicune: yea yea whatever you say.. *she looked bored as she lighted up a cigar and began smoking*
Ninetails: um... next up is Stuffle! How did you feel about your pedobear accusations?
suddenly the APD busted in and grabbed hold of Stuffle!*
Army-Men Arcanine: Alolan Police Department! That stuffle is going away for a long time, they committed a horrible crime!
Suicune: wait so their accusations of being a pedo are true?!
General Garchomp: what? Of course not, he's going away for the worst crime of all... TAX FRAUD!
dramatic music*
Stuffle did cute bear noises
Lieutenant Lucario: You bear bastard, you dare to smile as such awful crime...
Sheriff Sandslash: Alright get em out of here!
The APD left with stuffle*
Ninetails: Ooooo Classic Stuffle!
Laugh Track*
Ninetails: Anything you have to add Komala?
Komala was snoring deep asleep...
Suicune: uh we'll be right back after these messages ...
The camera zoomed out a bit as the Afthermathematics theme played, and commercials/ads started playing*
Suicune: okay? Next up we have Morellul!
Morellul: .. ..-. / -.- - ..- / - .- .-.. -.- / - - / - . / .- -. .- .. -. / .. / .- .. .-.. .-.. / -.-. .- .-.. .-.. / -.- - ..- / -.-. ..- -. -
Suicune: uh noted...
Ninetails: How about we talk with Oranguru!
Oranguru: To find inner peace... one must first find themselves... that's why a bowl is most useful when it is empty...
Silence
Mudsdale: uh what the hell does that mean?
Suicune: meh probably the same thing as this *she pointed at Minior who said muffled hmpft mumble HMMMM!*
Suicune: Whatever next interview is with Crabrawler!
Crabrawler: I am so angry I got unfairly eliminated! That shit was rigged! I kept being targeted by this one dude, so if I ever see him in real life I'm bout to square up on sight! *He looked angry and dramatic music played when Crabrawler showed his hit list that said people I have to punch in the face and one of those names was Dittscord*
Ninetails: oh... um... next up is Brionne! *She tried to change the vibes to happier ones*
Brionne: Hello everyone! I am so happy to be here! Anywho I loved my time on the show and adored my team!
Turtonator couldn't help but snicker.
Brionne: my only regret is not getting to know you all more... I truelly enjoyed my short time on the show!
Suicune: what do you mean? You reached the merge... anywho Torracat you're up
Torracat: I don't care I was eliminated, specially by this butterfly bitch!
Ribombee: Hey! Rude!
Tsareena: heh isn't that hypocritical...
Ninetails: Let's give it a hand for Turtonator!
Turtonator: Heh hey everyone Big T up in this house!
Rowlet: It's more of a outside amphitheater stage. *Rowlet spoke in his usual deadpan voice *
Turtonator: Shut up nerd! Anywho i deserved to stay in longer! I have no idea why I was eliminated over these losers!
Suicune: uh alright whatever next up is Salazzle!
Salazzle was on her life support bed her machine beeping from time to time and suddenly it flatlined*
Ninetails: Um! The Afthermathematics Show will be right back! Call the medic!
The screen zoomed out a bit revealing the panic on stage*
few minutes later*
We see Oricorio patting a crying Lycanroc
Suicune: Well she's finally in a true hospital, hopefully she will recover but doctors aren't sure *she teased Lycanroc which made her cry more*
Oricorio glared at Suicune
Suicune: oh calm your lesbian bird needs and say hi to Mudsdale!
Mudsdale: So about my farm you see-
Suicune: K we skipping you... the viewers want to see actual popular characters not boring normies...
Mudsdale: what! Im not boring!I have a farm a-a-and I uh like mud!
Suicune: LIKE I WAS SAYING, next up is Oricorio the lesbian girl!
Oricorio: Stop calling me that, and what I have said has already been said... I don't mind leaving the game... sure I met many unpleasant people but also some good friends *she smiled at Lycanroc who smiled back*
Suicune: heh yea "friends" whatever Passimian it's your turn. *she did a memeable face*
Passimian:I'm a rejoiner yo but I'm happy I got this far I teached everyone that sports rules!
Ninetails: Um ninetails what are you getting in your fax machine? *she asked nervously as the sound of fax machine printing was sounding*
Suicune: hmm, it seems it's a chart made by the in-universe fans of the show.
The Chart showed a Meme which said
The Virgin Passimian: Returns and is the same cocky monkey; is physical strong so he has no excuse for losing so much; gets no prizes; eliminated a few episodes after his rejoin; Got No Bitches!
The Chad Rowlet: Returns and develops; is physically weak but works hard and wins; gets lots of prizes; got super close to the end at final 3; Scored 2 babes in 1 season!
Passimian: thats just messed up bro... *He did sad monkey noises*
Suicune: Accurate anywho we are almost done, next up is the tyrant queen of mean herself, Tsareena!
Tsareena: Thanks for addressing me so formerly you fat host
Suicune: what did you just!
Tsareena: -I for one am very happy that someone of MY alliance members reach this far, it is thanks to ME that you reached that far, so feel free to thank me! *she looked confident and posed*
Dhelmise and Mareanie glared, Lurantis looked at her boredly...
Ribombee sighed: Thanks Tsareena... you're the best... *she looked bored as she was forced to say that*
Lycanroc: You're her bitch even till the end huh...
Ribombee rolled her eyes.
Jangmo-o: Can you all hurry this up! I'm bored!
Tsareena: Fine, Ninetails which one of these losers is up next?
Ninetails: I suppose that would be Dhelmise!
Dhelmise: Yar! I had a fun time playing this game, it was a true pirate adventure for me yo ho ho, it's a shame I had to walk the plank so close to the end but I'll try to sign up for future seasons matey!
Ninetails: well said, how about you Lurantis? Anything you wanna talk about?
Lurantis: um.. not really... my time on the show was fine...I guess... *she looked shy*
Suicune: how about you spill the beans and tell us the drama, what has been happening between you, Rowlet and Mareanie~
The live audience said ooooooooo~~~~
Lurantis: i- um- what?
Suicune: It's pretty obvious you had the hots for Rowlet as soon as he returned *She showed her Aftermath TV screen scenes of Lurantis blushing staring at Rowlet in the background*
Lurantis blushed
Suicune: So I assume him marrying Mareanie must've been a huge *beep* punch
Lurantis: um... well... I'm not mad... I'm happy he is happy with her... I guess... I'll get over it... hopefully he and I can at least be friends...
Rowlet: Sure, i don't have a problem with that *He shrugged nonchalantly*
Lurantis and Mareanie were at both sides of Rowlet, he still had his blackglasses on.
Passimian: *Sad Monkey Meme Face*
Ninetails: almost done! Lycanroc your opinion on the show?
Lycanroc: I think it was kinda nice and fun at the start but near the end there was just too much drama, I'm a little upset the final two are both jerks!
Jangmo-o: Cry me a river will you
Ninetails: Mareanie anything to say?
Mareanie: heheheheh I have a husband now... *she snickered and hugged him*
Ninetails: well it seems that's fact, and finally Rowlet! How was your experience on the show?
Rowlet: Hmm let's see it was filled with annoying brutes
Shows scenes of Turtonator and Mudsdale pushing players around*
Rowlet: boring nice people
shows scenes of Brionne, Comfey and Lycanroc complaining every wasn't nice or being too overly happy*
Rowlet: Annoying cowards...
Shows scenes where Rowlet looks boredly at Wimpod, Wishiwashi and Dewpider who all looked terrified in episode 1*
Rowlet: Absolute braindead morons!
shows scenes of Dhelmise singing and being annoying while also showing Crabrawler doing math wrong and Trump being stupid*
Rowlet: Tyrant controlling alliances...
Shows scenes of both Tsareena with Ribombee and Hakamo-o by himself trying to make Rowlet join his alliance*
Rowlet: and of course it had super over the top weird people...
shows scenes of Bruxish doing kissy face, Minior speaking muffled and Mareanie snickering*
Rowlet: well, wasn't all that bad; at least i got to meet some very special people along the way.. *He gave a small genuine smile at Lurantis and Mareanie*
Live audience awes
Suicune: k enough mushy stuff it's time for the reveal of the end on our new segment Afthermathematics Winner!
(AW Theme!)
Suicune: here are the rules, one by one we will ask who do YOU want to win the season, Jangmo-o or Ribombee!
Both of them in the throne looked nervous...
Comfey: wait we are the ones that vote now?!
Brionne: Deja vu...
Ninetails: That's right darling, you choose who wins this season so start voting, Rowlet?
Rowlet: uh... I don't like either of them... * He looked bored*
Suicune: Host says you must vote someone or else they gonna make you all hold your breaths again
Gasps!
Rowlet: fine... I choose Ribombee...
Mareanie: heheheh... I'll choose what my husband chooses i guess... *she snickered*
Lycanroc: Ugh this is hard I hate them both so much...I guess ill go with Jangmo-o just cause he wasn't on the Queen Trio alliance...
Lurantis: same... I'll go with Jangmo-o
Dhelmise: Yar! Jangmo-o it's ye lucky day you get a vote for me you slimy swashbuckler!
Tsareena: Yuu hoo, Bombee guess what I'll vote for you, just cause a queen rewards her underlings~
Passimian: Jangmo-o betrayed me yo, so I vote Ribombee dude!
Oricorio: obviously Jangmo-o he didn't traumatize me like Ribombee...
Mudsdale: Jangmo-o is my bud so him I guess
Ninetails: we got a note from the hospital! It says Salazzle voted for Ribombee...
Oricorio: isn't she in a coma?
Tsareena: because someone threw her off a rocky cliff..
Lycanroc: *Barked at the sassy grassy*
Turtonator: uh Jangmo-o and I were buds too so I'll vote him...
Torracat: I'll only vote Jangmo-o cause he didn't beat me in the tie breaker unlike Ribombee
Brionne: well I'll vote Ribombee cause I feel bad she's getting little votes and wanna make this nice and fair!
Crabrawler: I vote Jangmo-o cause he has potential to become big and strong unlike such a small bug thing
Minior: Hmpft! Muffled HMMM!
Trumbeak: uh anyone caught that?
Tsareena: ah yes I think they said *She gets behind Minior and shakes him around as she tries to do a boy voice* I like totally vote Ribombee and by the way mumble muffled hmpft hmmm!
Grubbin: not gonna lie seems legit...
Lycanroc: Come on that cant be fair!
Ninetails and Suicune shrugged and said next.
Trumbeak: i vote Ribombee just cause she used to be on our old team Melemele Melees while Jangmo-o is a my little poni!
Dewpider: I vote Jangmo-o cause him being an alpha boy intimidates me...
Comfey: I vote Jangmo-o cause he used to be on my team I guess...
Oranguru: I learned to forgive enemy... one doesn't want to seem to understand that strength isn't everything ..while other is tired weak and suffering instead cause past...I give pity to Ribombee...
Ribombee: Stop looking at my past old man... *she felt her privacy invaded*
Morellul: .-. .. -... - - -... . . / .- ..- ... - / -.-. .- ..- ... . / ... ... . / .. ... / .-.. . ... ... / .- -. -. - -.- .. -. -.
Suicune and Ninetails: What?
Morellul boredly walked towards Ribombee...
Ninetails: oooo her
Gumshoos: I vote Jangmo-o just cause men are better than women
Trumbeak: excuse me?
Comfey: um...
Lurantis: huh?...
Lycanroc: you what!
Mudsdale: want a piece of this!
Dhelmise: YAR i'ma sink your boat matey!
Tsareena: don't make me kick you old man!
Wishiwashi: *Cries*
Bruxish: let me bite your *beep* off baby
Brionne: Not nice!
Salazzle: *Flatline sound*
Torracat: Ugh you're a pest...
Komala: Zzzz
Mareanie: heheheh he's sexist... *she snickered*
Ninetails: Alright alright enough, next...
Pyukumuku pointed at Ribombee
Sandygast pointed at Jangmo-o
Wishiwashi pointed at Ribombee crying
Grubbin: Jangmo-o just cause I think his dumb cringe pink color is hilarious!
Jangmo-o snarled.
Komala: *Asleep*
Oranguru: I'll scan her mind...
A few seconds pass...
Oranguru: They said Ribombee...
Suicune: hurry up who's next! A new season of Housewife Gardevoirs premiers tonight and I don't wanna miss out on the drama!
Cop Camerupt: Stuffle is in jail but they said Ribombee...
Suicune: thanks officer...
Drampa: Back in my days dragon types were the superior race, no type could defeat them! Now we have this girly prissy fairy pink crap that Destroys dragons! No thank you! Jangmo-o you deserve to win!
Bruxish: Jangmo-o is a boy so I'll vote him *she winked at him*
Jangmo-o frowned
Wimpod: um... I vote Ribombee.. just cause Jangmo-o was mean to me on episode one.. scaring me and what not...
Ribombee 14
Jangmo-o 15
Jangmo-o wins!
Totally real Live audience: *Cheers and Claps*
Ninetails: ah ah ah, have you forgotten about the viewer votes?
Jangmo-o: Psh this should be easy, I am way more likeable than you!
Ribombee: ... yea yea whatever...
Suicune: Before it is revealed anything you wanna say to your fans and family?
Jangmo-o: Haha I'm coming home with the cash everyone woohoo, this game was so easy! Haha!
Ribombee: I uh actually wanna say something to the eliminated players...
Suicune: what, you have nothing to tell your mommy and daddy?
Ribombee: not really they both were eaten by a Staraptor... anywho I kinda wanted to say I am sorry yet not sorry with all of you.. I'm not sorry cause I did nothing wrong! I played the game right, did alliances and had to do what I had to do to advance!
A lot of players looked mad.
Ribombee: but um... I'm also sorry with a lot of you.. Lurantis, Dhelmise and Mareanie sure were expendable worthless pawns
Silent Pause...
Dhelmise: and?
Ribombee: nothing else, I just should've kept you under my leash longer
Glares
Ribombee: Lycanroc I'm sorry you probably killed Salazzle and Oricorio I'm sorry my boss kicked the shit out of you
They both glared
Ribombee: Rowlet I'm sorry you got stuck with such an ugly wife
Rowlet: at least I didn't eat shit like you did with that trash
Mareanie: heheheh I can smell her from all the way here... *she snickered*
Ribombee: so in conclusion I am not regretting anything I did! I deserve to win, I made it farther than all of you i-
Ninetails: Ribombee what happened to you...
Ribombee: what...
Ninetails: play the clip...
The Afthermathematics TV showed clips... of episode 1 all the players were introducing themselves*
Jangmo-o: I'm a dragon type so I'll win! *He grinned*
Cutiefly: I like cute things!
The TV shows scenes of Cutiefly being nice and chill with her team at the start... but then when she was a Ribombee she became meaner and did the alliance...
Ninetails: You used to be so nice... so caring... and now you became dirty; literally!
she pointed at Ribombee who had trash on her, she smelled bad and had her black eye still*
Ribombee was silent.
Ninetails: Do you still like cute things?
Ribombee: ... I like to win... if I got this far is because I NEED to win, I don't have the privilege most of you have, living in houses or dens, I'm a wild pokemon! I had to live in the wild with those braindead ferals! Sure I used to like cute flowers and stuff back then... but now I like to win cause I know if I win...I'll finally have a home to call my own!
Jangmo-o: Too long didn't read just reveal the votes already bitch
Suicune sighed here are the prize votes she said
Prize: Jangmo-o, Ribombee, Ribombee
Ribombee was suddenly blasted by a water hose
laugh track*
Ribombee looked bored and wet, she still had her black eye.
Suicune: heheh there's your bath bitch anywho here... are the viewer votes...
Winner: Ribombee (1415), Ribombee (1516), Jangmo-o 1514)
Loser: Jangmo-o(1413), Jangmo-o(1312) Ribombee (1615)
Final Score: Jangmo-o 12 vs Ribombee 15
Ribombee wins Alolan Olympics!
Jangmo-o: NOOOOO WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL, I THOUGHT I WON! THIS GAME IS SO RIGGED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC-
Ribombee didn't react much she looked to be indifferent...
The eliminated players did slow Claps, they didn't like either of them but by the first result... they clearly voted Jangmo-o more than her...
Lycanroc: Ugh why would the viewers vote for her?
Comfey: i don't know... the viewers are quite mysterious they even voted me off...
Ribombee was listening to this... did she deserve the win? She worked hard, she did alliances, she did awful challenges...she got more votes..but she felt empty...
Ninetails: Your prize is winning this show so its the prize of champion of alola, which means you won this show you aren't actually champion of alola
Ribombee still was silent...
Suicunte: You also get a free janitorial job at the pokemon league on Ula'Ula Island! Crappy job but Hey the pay is good!
Passimian: anywho let's keep this party going! *He played some music on a boombox and party lights went off, many players danced, some didn't, some went straight to the snacks section, some just outright left*
Ribombee looked to be in deep thought as she watched the Afthermathematics TV screen...
32nd Wimpod
31st Bruxish
30th Drampa
29th Stuffle
28th Komala
27th Grubbin
26th Wishiwashi
25th Sandygast/Palossand
24th Pyukumuku
23rd Trump
22nd Morellul
21st Oranguru
20th Comfey
19th Dewpider
18th Trumbeak
17th Minior
16th Crabrawler
15th Brionne
14th Torracat
13th Turtonator
12th Salazzle
11th Mudsdale
10th Oricorio
9th Passimian
8th Tsareena
7th Dhelmise
6th Lurantis
5th Lycanroc
4th Mareanie
3rd Rowlet
2nd Jangmo-o
1st Ribombee
Ribombee just kept staring at the TV screen while the eliminated players were all having an after show party in the background
Tsareena: So! Thanks to me you won the show how does it feel?
Ribombee: that's the thing... I don't know how to feel...
Tsareena looked at her oddly.
Ribombee: I should feel happy I won but... I keep thinking about all the things I did this season...did i.. really change that much... I can't remember when was the last time I thought something was cute... i used to like cute things... now i never think about that stuff... just... strategy... who even am i...
Tsareena frowned, she looked genuinely worried for her friend...
Tsareena: Come on, the show is over... a party is going on right now! celebrate with us a bit, even if we were alliance mates... I still consider you a friend you know?
Ribombee stared at her and then sighed...
Ribombee: I think i need to go clear my head... but I'll be back to dance and eat some snacks if you want... *she gave a small smile*
Tsareena: Hmm, that's alright I suppose, take care. *She watched her fly away*
Tsareena boredly began walking back to the party, all the eliminated contestants were having fun, even the Aftermath show hosts were partying.
Turtonator, Mudsdale, Passimian: Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! OOOOOO!
They cheered Suicune who did a shot battle against Trumbeak who lost...
Tsareena rolled her eyes at the party, it wasn't the best but it would do, then from the shadows someone whispered her to come closer...
The invisible voice then teleported a golden envelope she read it and it said she did decently in this season and she could show off her skills once again in the private and official, All-Stars season.. you has been accepted to join Tsareena 8th Place
Tsareena: Hm.. that's strange... *She stuffed it on her purse went back to enjoy the party with the other ex players*
Tsareena: You seriously still on that form Oricorio you look like a peasant! *She began laughing*
Oricorio rolled her eyes and the party continued
K this marks the end of Season 4, Alolan Olympics!