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Commercial #1
*Playstation logo opening click*
An officer and his dog was roaming around the train, with the dog barking up a storm as it tried to sniff out the individual that it was looking for. Whom, was a thief who was seemingly on the train that they were around, and they were searching for him to try to catch him before he can escape.
While inside the train, another officer was inside as he was walking through the train car hall with a hat in his hand, obviously looking for a passenger that he believes, could be the theif, who could still be on the train. All of the passengers on the other hand, were obediently keeping their butts on their seats as they were wondering who the person is, that the guard was looking for.
Along with the other guards that were outside with their dogs, trying to look for the thief, but their search for the thief wasn't going well since they couldn't find him, regardless of their, and their dogs' efforts in sniffing them out.
The guard inside the train wasn't any better, as even though he patiently searched every seat and each passenger, he couldn't find the thief that could be sitting down on the seat. And even when he felt that he was closer to finding him, he ended up being called by another cop.
Whom was a Fox lady with orange fur, and blue hair, wearing an inspector's outfit. And she was calling for him, telling him in Spanish that she would like his assistance in another car.
Which the guard understood, as he put on his hat, before proceeding to follow the Spanish Fox lady to the other car, not noticing that he was indeed missing something in his search for the thief in the train car that he was in. Which was what the Fox lady planned on as she was hiddenly smiling with relief on what just happened.
Meanwhile a French lady wearing a white suit with a mink coat was merely confused, yet uncaring of what the commotion was. "What was that all about?" She asked a fellow passenger.
Whom was the thief that they were looking for, whom was a raccoon that was being looked for without success, only he was wearing a red moustache and long collarbone-length beard, along with his blue shirt, and grey pants in the same color of his fur, as he looked at the camera with a shrug. Though under the beard, he was smugly smirking at what transpired, while feeling thankful that he had a girlfriend in that Fox lady that lured the cop away.
"Sly Cooper, and Carmelita Fox. They are cunning thievius devious Raccoonus, and Vulpinus. Rated E for everyone." The narrator said, showing gameplay split-screen footage, of Sly and Carmelita shimmying along the ledges around a rotating cylindrical pillar that had lasers dancing to the ground. Then it showed them climbing on one of the illuminated signs in the shape of an H, which was to the left of the O, and a T. Then it showed them on some broken floating objects as they jumped over a starfish that a red trench coat wearing Walrus threw at them, only to get shot back, by Carmelita after she jumped over the starfish.
Then it showed the Title and logo of the game.
"Sly Cooper and Carmelita Fox and the Thievius Raccoonus"
LIVE IN YOUR WXRLD. PL△Y IN ▢URS.
*Playstation 2 ending bloop*
Commercial #2
*Playstation logo opening click*
A black trench coat wearing police detective was now entering a Safe Deposit room, climbing down the stairs as he followed another detective down the stairs until they got to the hallway that led to the safe of the bank.
"Oh, this is bad." The police detective said, seeing that the massive Safe door was busted open.
Not only that, but the bars of the cage door was broken in the middle, like someone but the middle bar with some sort of plasma cutter, before they then used it on the other two bars in order to bend them far enough for them to fit through the cage door. Likely they were small people who could fit through the gap they made, or they were quite thin and lithe enough to fit through.
Then there was a gadget left behind, which reflected some lasers that was in the room where the money and gold bars were, which gave them a way through the room by redirecting the laser to where it made room for the perp to enter the room without setting off any alarms in the bank.
The detective took the gadget, and packed it into the evidence bag, before the cops then opened the bar door to enter the safe room with the detectives leading the group, where they walked and looked around in the room hallway, seeing that the drawers that kept the money and gold inside of them were all pillaged, and emptied by the perpetrators that entered the safe room, even though they then saw that a few gold bars were still in the bank, likely because the perp left them behind. Considering that they were supposed to be locked shut, the perps might've either had a drill to open them quickly, or they were skilled enough to lockpick the drawers with no problems, and had the speed to do it quickly before they could get found out.
The detectives continued walking until they were now at a hole inside the room. Very likely made by the perps who had some sort of drill that was stronger than concrete since they were able to make a hole that was big enough for a lithe, or little person to crawl through. Thus, they found where the perps have escaped the room through.
Now they just wondered who, or what the perps were that was able to get to the drawers, and rob them, as the detective looked down the hole.
Where he could barely see a pair of animal figures that was crawling through the hole's cavern, and towards a light, where their freedom awaited them. Those animals being, a Raccoon, and a Fox.
"Sly Cooper and Carmelita Fox. They are cunning thievius devious Raccoonus, and Vulpinus. Rated E for everyone." The narrator said as it showed gameplay split-screen footage of Sly and Carmelita running through a metal tunnel that leaned left and right as they were headed to a train car, likely in a piece of a plane or something. Before it then showed them on the lilypads in the water as they both jumped over the yellow lasers that moved towards them while avoiding landing in the water. Then it showed them in a casino, where Sly pulled down a lever with his cane through the hoop connected to the lever, making the slot machine spit out a bunch of gold coins. Much to their delight.
Then it showed the Title and logo of the game.
"Sly Cooper and Carmelita Fox and the Thievius Raccoonus"
LIVE IN YOUR WXRLD. PL△Y IN ▢URS.
*Playstation 2 ending bloop*
And done.
After a request by the same guy that requested the Sly fic, I decided to finally make this fictional set of commercials that are basically what ifs. Like what if Carmelita was a partner to Sly cooper in the games? And what could the commercials for those games be like? Well here you guys go.
And sorry that I took a while to release a fic or an update to the fics. I just have major writer's block. I nevertheless hope that you enjoyed this little fic for the commercials of Sly Cooper's.
Finally, one more thing.
I hope that you enjoyed the chapter,
please give constructive criticism,
do not forget to read and review,
and once again, I do not own the Sly Cooper series. It is owned by Sucker Punch, and Sony Entertainment. Please Support the Official releases.
Theodore the poet signing off.