(Perla updated her biography, another little gem of history)
I was borned the May 11th of 1988, I am: 18 years old, my real name is: Pamela Muñoz Muñoz gonzales pardo sarmiento, in july i invented a true invented and created in my imagination name: Perla Shumajer, my name will last i hope forever. I have a loved being called: Juan Manuel Serrano Díaz, he is: 22 years old, He was borned August 12th of 1984. He's my true love, i love him, i want him, and I adore him a lot as a boyfriend and fiancé, he is my best and true friend, the only one i have in my life, my others friends are useless (wow), I like men,, i don't like lesbian women to approach me and flirt me because it makes me angry and wrath, pain and annoyment, hate, i detest, disgusts me, wrath, angry, terrible badtemper, they are my mortal enemies and I hate them with all my hart to my family (Translating this was a real PAIN), Edilma an employee, David boyfriend of my mammary gland and Sofia town the Juan Manuel's mother. Juan is important for me, i love him, i want him, and I adore him a lot (You…, you have already said that), I'm matur (Ok…?) too hard, I don't like abuse from a man, neither he touches boob, vagina, I don't like a man to be: alcoholic, problematic, narco, smoker, kidnapper, worker in farc, aun, eln, not to be caddish (You don't want him not to be an asshole?) not to be stoner, cocainer, bazooker, immature, crazy psycho, to be mature, smart, royal, humble, lovely, romantic, friendly, fat, obese from 77 to 110 kilograms (169,7 to 243 pounds), to be trustworthy, fair, honest, not to be humillianting, not to be offensive, not to be insulter, not to be feminine, not to be faggot, not to be untruthworthy, not to be poor, not to be cutler, not to be hateful nor loud-mouthed. I like: to read, to write, watch TV, to be in the computer, Internet, Word, swim in a swimming pool, to walk alone or with friends, no to tell where i'm going cus that's not cool.