to get into Hercules, bart and lisa put in a dvd of Hercules and use the plutonium remote from terror of tiny toon (a treehouse of horror segment where they entered itchy and scratchy) to enter the movie. Cue song 1
back when the world was new, the planet earth was down on its luck and everywhere gigantic brutes called titans ran amuck. It was a nasty place, there was a mess wherever you stepped. Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept. And then along came Zeus he hurled his thunderbolt he zapped locked those suckers in a vault they're trapped. And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks. And that's the gospel truth the guy was too type A to just relax. and that's the world's first dish zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth though honey it may seem impossible thats the gospel truth. on mount Olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth. although honey it may seem impossible that's the gospel truth. During the party to celebrate Hercules ' birth, Lisa approached Zeus and said 'congratulations, Zeus, your godliness what did you decide to name the kid? by the way I'm lisa this is my brother bart.' Zeus told her 'hia name is Hercules.' then after being humiliated by Zeus, hades storms off to the underworld which triggers the second song if there's one God you don't want to fet steamed up it's Hades cause he had an evil plan he ran the underworld but thought the dead were dumb and uncouth. He was as mean as he was ruthless and that's the gospel truth he had a plan to shake things up and that's the gospel truth. cue the fate's prediction 'in eighteen years precisely the planets will align ever so nicely. The time to attack will be at hand unleash the titans your monstrous band. Then the once proud Zeus will finally fall and you hades will rule all. A word of caution to this tale should Hercules fight, you will fail.' after pain and panic kidnap Hercules and drain his immortality unaware that bart and lisa followed them to earth and scared them off cue song 3. young herc was moral now. But since he did not drink the last drop he still retained his godlike strength so thank his lucky stop but Zeus and hera wept because their son could never come home. They'd have to watch their precious baby grow up from above. Though hades horrid plan was hatched before herc cut his first tooth the boy grew stronger every day and that's the gospel truth.