Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 81: Straw Hat Help
It was the morning after Dylan and Mina's wild time last night as the sun was peeking into Dylan's bedroom as Dylan Riley and Mina Ashido were under the covers, butt naked.
Mina then slowly open her eyes and lets out a small yawn, making sure not to wake up Dylan. She then sits up and looks at a still sleeping Dylan.
"Ooh, time to wake the big guy up," Mina said quietly.
Mina then lays on top of Dylan as her breasts were pressed up against his chest.
With a sneaky smile on her face, Mina starts to lightly kiss all over Dylan's face.
After seven kisses, Dylan slowly opens his eyes as he sees Mina in his sights, with her usual smile on her face.
"Good morning Dyl," Mina said to Dylan.
"Good morning Mina," Dylan said to Mina as he wraps his arms around her body.
Dylan then flips over as he was lying on top of Mina.
"Ooh someone is up and ready," Mina said to Dylan.
"Hey, you started it with the kisses," Dylan said to Mina and then he starts to kiss all over her face.
"Ooh Dylan," Mina said to Dylan as she enjoyed the shower of kisses.
Forty seconds later, Mina taps Dylan's head a little as Dylan stops the kisses.
"We should get out of bed," Mina said to Dylan.
"Don't you want to stay in for a little bit longer?" Dylan asked Mina.
"Oh I want to, but I want to get out, have fun, goof around," Mina said as Dylan moves his arms off of Mina.
"Okay fine," Dylan said as he gets off of Mina.
Mina then pulls the covers off her and Dylan's bodies as she gets off the bed and stands on the floor.
Mina then gets on her panties and bra as Dylan gets out of bed and stands on the floor.
Dylan then walks over to Mina and stands behind her. He then wraps his arms around Mina's stomach as they look in the mirror on the dresser.
"Look at us, don't we look like a cute couple?" Mina asked Dylan in a playful tone.
"If they didn't know about the harem, but yes we do look like a cute couple," Dylan said to Mina.
Dylan then starts to kiss the left side of Mina's neck as Mina giggles a bit.
Then, the bedroom door opens as Nami (wearing a white sweater dress and gladiator sandals) peeks into the room.
"Well you two look like a cute couple," Nami said to Dylan and Mina as Dylan stops kissing Mina's neck.
"Told you," Mina said to Dylan and then Dylan looks at Nami.
"Really Nami, again?" Dylan asked Nami in an annoyed tone as Nami giggles a little.
"Hey I was your first, I'm entitled to barging in," Nami said to Dylan.
"Yeah but still don't do it all the time," Dylan said to Nami.
"Got it," Nami said.
"Anyway, today is the day for you to help out," Nami said to Dylan.
"Oh yeah," Dylan said as he moves his arms off of Mina.
"What's going on?" Mina asked Dylan in a curious tone.
"Oh I'm going to help The Straw Hats for the next few days, the least I can do after they built this mansion," Dylan said.
"Yeah he helped out with the Fairy Tail guild and Class 1-B, now it's The Straw Hats turn," Nami said.
"Yeah that crew you said you were in before this situation," Mina said to Nami.
"Exactly," Nami said.
"Yeah me, Robin, and Secre are going to stay over there for the next few days," Dylan said.
"What about the other girls?" Mina asked.
"We are having a beach getaway, we'll be camping at the grounds where our little beach spot is located," Nami said.
"Nice," Dylan said.
"So Mina, what do you want to do, go camping or hang out with me, Robin, and Secre?" Dylan asked Mina.
"I want to hang out with Dylan," Mina said as she made her decision in an instant.
"That was quick," Nami said in shock.
"Yes," Dylan said.
"I want to hang out and see what he has to do," Mina said.
"I'll get ready and we'll head out," Mina said to Dylan as she grabs the rest of her clothes.
Mina then exits the bedroom and heads out of Dylan's den.
"Well I better head off to the shower," Dylan said and then he walks over to the bathroom as Nami notices he was naked.
"So," Nami said to Dylan as Dylan stops before reaching the bathroom.
"Did you and Mina have a good time with each other?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Oh yes we did," Dylan said with some happiness in his voice.
"So was Mina the real lover she say she is?" Nami asked Dylan.
"After our time together, she is," Dylan said and then he walks into the bathroom and closes the door behind him.
"I guess Mina was a virgin and is no longer one, surprising," Nami said.
An hour later, Dylan finished up his shower and got himself ready as the gang was ready to head out.
A few hours later, they made it to the Straw Hats place as Dylan Riley (wearing his glasses, black H2O "Hardcore Wrestling" t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers), Nico Robin (wearing her aviators, pink t-shirt, pink jean shorts that stop at her upper thighs, and purple sneakers), Secre Swallowtail (wearing her black claw marked t-shirt, black claw marked leggings, and black high-top sneakers), and Mina (wearing a red t-shirt with a pink lightning bolt on it, black ripped jeans, and pink sneakers) exit the truck and grab their bags.
Dylan then walks over to Nami as she was in the driver's seat and the window was down.
"Alright, have fun on the trip," Dylan said to Nami.
"We will," Nami said and then she gives him a quick kiss on the lips.
Nami then rolls up the window and drives off with Dylan stepping out of the way.
"We better head inside," Robin said to Dylan, Secre, and Mina as they head to the front door of The Thousand Sunny.
"Now will this hurt me?" Dylan asked Robin as they stand at the front door.
"Hopefully not," Robin said as Dylan gulps in fear.
"Don't worry Dylan, I'll make sure nothing does you any significant harm," Robin said to Dylan.
"You promise?" Dylan asked Robin.
"I swear on my mother and Saul's lives that you make it out with all your limbs and no scarring," Robin said to Dylan.
"Oddly specific but okay," Dylan said and then Robin knocks on the door.
After twenty seconds, the door opens up and the one to open it was Sanji. He then looks to see Robin standing in front of him.
"Robin-chan," Sanji said to Robin as he jumps towards her for a hug.
But Robin moves out of the way and Sanji lands face first onto the grass.
"Hello to you too Mister Cook," Robin said to Sanji as Sanji gets back on his feet.
"Robin," Chopper said excitedly as he races out of the ship house.
"Oh hey there my little fuzzy child," Robin said to Chopper as she picks him up and holds him in her right arm.
"Aww that's so adorable," Mina said as she got starry eyed over Robin's interaction with Chopper.
"Yeah Robin is so motherly towards him," Dylan said.
"How's my cute little doctor doing today?" Robin asked Chopper.
"Don't call me cute you big dummy, I'm a very serious doctor who helps save lives," Chopper said to Robin as he does his little happy dance.
Robin then walks into the ship with Chopper in hand, with Sanji, Dylan, Secre, and Mina following behind them.
"Ooh such a lovely place, I would never assume this place was a ship on the water," Mina said as she looks around with Dylan closing the door.
"Yeah, they really turned the ship into a nice house," Dylan said as everyone put down their bags.
Then, Dylan and his group see Monkey D. Luffy, Roronoa Zoro, Usopp, Franky, and Brook hanging around.
"Hey Dylan, long time no see," Zoro said to Dylan as Robin puts down Chopper and Chopper walks away from Robin.
Soon, Luffy approaches Mina and takes a very close look at her face.
"Why is your skin pink, did you get a sunburn?" Luffy asked Mina as Mina got annoyed by that question.
"It's not a sunburn, it's just a natural condition I have," Mina said as she was trying to remain cool.
"Oh yeah I forgot, you all know Secre Swallowtail," Dylan said to the crew as Secre waves to the others.
"And this girl is Mina Ashido," Dylan said to the crew as he introduce them to Mina.
"Hey ya," Mina said to the crew with a smile on her face.
"With the way she act likes that, she's almost a female Luffy," Zoro said.
"Except she looks a bit smarter," Usopp said.
"I heard that," Luffy said in anger to Usopp and Zoro.
"So why is your skin pink, devil fruit?" Usopp asked Mina.
"Devil what?" Mina asked in a confused tone.
"Devil fruit, basically you eat one and you gain a extraordinary power, but it takes away your ability to swim, basically it's god's way of saying fuck you for eating it," Dylan said to Mina as Mina laughs a little.
"Oh that's a good one," Mina said as she stops laughing.
"What Mina has is a Quirk, the same as Itsuka and Kinoko, but her Quirk is Acid, she can shoot acid and control how acidic it is," Dylan said as Usopp was looking terrified.
"Acid?" Usopp asked in a terrified tone.
"Yes, but don't worry she won't harm you," Dylan said to Usopp as Usopp frantically picks up anything metal.
"Well not anymore thanks to this," Usopp said as he was wearing armor made of various pieces of metal.
"You look like an idiot," Dylan said to Usopp in an annoyed tone.
"Well he isn't wrong," Zoro said.
"Hey Luffy, would you show our lovely ladies their rooms?" Sanji asked Luffy.
"Sure," Luffy said.
"Come on," Luffy said to Secre and Mina as he leads them to their rooms.
Dylan looks over to see Robin and Franky talking a bit as Robin tells Dylan to "come over" with her fingers.
Dylan then walks over and soon stands with Robin and Franky.
"So how is the mansion working out?" Franky asked Dylan.
"Oh it's working out great, everyone is loving it," Dylan said.
"That's super," Franky said.
"So have the ladies been enjoying your company?" Franky asked Dylan.
"Yeah," Dylan said as he was weirded out by the question.
"And have you been giving them 'special' attention?" Franky asked Dylan was in shock over what Franky knows.
"Oh my god," Dylan said in utter shock.
"Robin, does Franky know about the situation?" Dylan asked Robin in concern.
"Actually yes he does know about the harem," Robin said as Dylan was in full panic mode.
"Oh my god," Dylan said in horror as Robin grabs onto Dylan's hands gently.
"Shhh calm down, calm down, it's perfectly fine," Robin said to Dylan in a reassuring tone and soon enough Dylan was calm.
"Okay I'm good, I'm good," Dylan said as he was now calm and Robin let go of his hands.
"How did he know?" Dylan asked Robin.
"When I told him the plans for the mansion and the amount of rooms, he was very skeptical at first," Robin said.
"But then when these girls start joining your group, he then figured out what was going on," Robin said to Dylan.
"Oh that figures," Dylan said.
"You are a lucky guy, now twenty girls wanting some of your cock, that is a dream come true," Franky said to Dylan.
"Yeah, when it doesn't devolve to madness," Dylan said.
"Just don't tell anyone else about this, only you, Levy, and Gajeel know about this situation," Dylan begs Franky.
"Oh I won't," Franky said.
"What would be wrong about telling the others?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Well Sanji would kill me, Zoro and Usopp wouldn't really care, Brook would want me to get the girls' underwear so he can see them, Chopper would probably make me a lab rat for the fact I had sex with his crew mate he would consider his mother figure, and as for Luffy," Dylan said.
Dylan then looks over to Luffy, who was busy picking his nose.
"Yeah Luffy wouldn't even know what's going on because of how dim he is, I like Luffy but he is not too bright," Dylan said.
"Yeah I agree with you on that," Franky said to Dylan.
"He is a great captain and friend, but in the battle of the minds, Luffy would definitely lose," Robin said.
"Yeah it would be a brutal one sided loss," Dylan said.
"Now that I'm here, what do you all want me to do?" Dylan asked the crew.
Luffy then races over to Dylan and stands close to him.
"Oh I know what I want you to do," Luffy said to Dylan in an excited tone.
"What is it?" Dylan asked Luffy.
"I want some meat, meat from your homeland," Luffy said to Dylan in an excited tone.
"Oh that's surprising," Dylan said in a sarcastic tone.
"What's the main food source for people in Ontario?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Usually hunters go after deer, elk, or if you want to go after big game, bears," Dylan said.
"But there is one source of protein that some hunters love," Dylan said as Luffy was interested in it.
"What is it?" Luffy asked Dylan.
"Moose, that stuff will last for days, or maybe two days considering your appetite," Dylan said to Luffy.
"That's it, give me moose meat," Luffy demanded Dylan.
"It's not easy, you can't get it in a store or at a butcher's shop," Dylan said.
"I don't care, I need meat," Luffy said.
"The only way I can get you moose meat is to hunt down a moose," Dylan said to Luffy as Robin had got an idea.
"Looks like you'll have to go out hunting," Robin said to Dylan.
"I mean maybe I could find a moose, but I'm going to need some help," Dylan said.
"Hey Seal Mage, want to help Dylan?" Robin asked Secre as Secre rushes over and stands next to Dylan.
"I'll gladly help Dylan," Secre said in an eager tone.
"That was quick," Dylan said.
"The only way to see a moose is from the top, maybe if we get a bird's eye view from the top of the Sunny, we could see moose," Dylan said.
"Perfect, now go," Robin said to Dylan and Secre.
Soon, Dylan and Secre were on top of the Sunny as Dylan was holding Usopp's Kuro Kabuto.
"You sure that measly little slingshot can take down a full grown moose?" Secre asked Dylan.
"Oh this thing has way more power than it looks," Dylan said as Secre looks through some binoculars.
"So what does a moose look like?" Secre asked Dylan.
"You never seen a moose before?" Dylan asked Secre.
"Nope," Secre said.
"Well a moose has brown fur, it is tall, with a set of antlers the size of a medium to a somewhat large size dog," Dylan said as Secre could spot something through the binoculars.
"I think I spot something," Secre said.
"Hey let me see," Dylan said to Secre as Secre hands him the binoculars.
After wiping the lens, Dylan looks through the binoculars. He then spots a moose through the binoculars as it was eighty feet away.
"Oh my god that's definitely a moose," Dylan said and then he hands the binoculars back to Secre.
"Well take it out," Secre said to Dylan.
Dylan then loads a star into the rubber band and then he pulls it back, setting his sights on the moose. He then starts to shake a little as he was having second thoughts on killing an adult moose.
"Come on, shoot it," Secre said to Dylan.
"I will, give me a minute," Dylan said to Secre as he was still nervous.
Dylan was shaking more as he didn't want to kill a thing of beauty.
"For the love of god Dylan, kill it before it leaves," Secre said to Dylan as she was getting annoyed by Dylan's nervousness.
After forty seconds, Dylan drops the weapon as he was a little bit sad over not fulfilling his duty.
"I can't do it, I can't kill that thing, I love animals, some of my relatives are hunters, but I'm not, only time I hunt animals is in those hunting simulators, not in real life," Dylan said as Secre was trying not to get angry.
"Alright, if you want a job done right, you have to do it yourself," Secre said as she hands the binoculars to Dylan.
"Mana Skin," Secre said as she coats her body in black mana.
Secre then jumps off the Sunny and then she rushes over to the moose at full speed.
"Oh god I hope it doesn't end bad, probably for the moose, but Secre can absorb the damage," Dylan said as he watches on.
Secre then gets close to the moose and hops onto his back. This cause the moose to be spooked and starts to buck around like a bull.
"Holy shit," Dylan said in shock over this situation.
"Oh god, this is not a fun ride," Secre said as she was trying to hold onto the moose for dear life.
Thirty seconds later, the moose then runs towards some woods.
"Oh god not good," Secre said in a worried tone.
The moose then rushes into the woods as Secre gets smacked in the face with numerous branches.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow," Secre said in pain as she keeps getting smacked in the face with branches.
Ninety seconds later, the moose rushes back out of the woods as Secre had some scratches on her face, but she wasn't going down by a long shot.
"Come on you stupid moose, go down," Secre said to the moose in anger.
Twenty seconds later, the moose flips over as he falls on top of Secre as Dylan looks on in shock.
"Oh god," Dylan said in shock.
The moose then gets back on it's hooves and runs forward as somehow Secre still had a hold of the animal.
"I can't believe it, Secre is still on the moose," Dylan said in shock.
Ten seconds later, Secre sees an opportunity and takes the moose down on the ground. She then gets off him and gets the moose in a front headlock.
"This is my best chance to take it out," Secre said as she puts her hands around the moose's neck.
Secre then moves her arms at a fast rate of speed as she snaps the moose's neck, killing it instantly. She then let go of the moose as the dead animal rest his head on the ground.
"Holy shit, Secre just killed a moose with her bare hands, that is both awesome and terrifying at the same time," Dylan said in shock and amazement.
Secre then gives Dylan a thumbs up, while Dylan looks a bit shocked from what happened.
"Oh thank god," Dylan said.
Ten minutes later, Dylan opens the door and walks back into the Sunny, dropping the binoculars and Kuro Kabuto.
"So you got the meat?" Luffy asked Dylan.
Dylan then points to the open door as Secre comes walking into the Sunny, carrying the moose on her back.
"Yay," Luffy said in an excited tone as Dylan closes the door.
Secre then places the dead moose on the kitchen counter as her Mana Skin wears off.
"That is one big sucker," Sanji said.
"I'm sorry everyone, I couldn't kill that moose, I just can't kill a thing of beauty," Dylan said in a disappointed tone.
Soon, Robin puts her left hand on Dylan's right shoulder, looking to comfort him.
"It's okay, some people love animals so much they can't harm them," Robin said to Dylan.
"I know I wouldn't harm an animal," Robin said as she looks at Chopper.
"Okay you got that job done, it is my turn," Zoro said to Dylan as Robin moves her hand off of Dylan's shoulder.
"Okay, what do you want me to do?" Dylan asked Zoro as Zoro smiles a little.
Ten minutes later, Dylan and Zoro were in another room of the Sunny as Zoro hands this large steel beam to Dylan.
"What's with the beam?" Dylan asked Zoro in confusion.
"Oh it's for what I'm about to do," Zoro said.
"Can you keep your arms forward?" Zoro asked Dylan as Dylan had his arms straight out.
"Perfect," Zoro said.
Zoro then places twenty soda cans on Dylan's arms (ten on each arm) and one on top of Dylan's head.
"I don't like this," Dylan said in a nervous tone.
"It will be over soon enough," Zoro said.
"So what's going on?" Dylan asked Zoro.
"Oh I want to cut some metal off of someone, but since the others didn't want to do it, you are the next best thing," Zoro said to Dylan.
"Oh shit," Dylan said in a scared tone.
"Relax, you won't get cut," Zoro said to Dylan.
"I don't feel confident at all," Dylan said.
"What's with the beam, I thought you can already cut through metal?" Dylan asked Zoro.
"Oh I want to see if one of your world's strongest metals can cut through it, so we made a beam made of tungsten to test my strength," Zoro said to Dylan.
"That would explain it," Dylan said.
Zoro then puts one sword in his mouth and holds the two other swords in his hands as Dylan closes his eyes, afraid of what was about to happen next.
"Oh god Dylan don't panic, Zoro is a master swordsman, I don't think he could cut you," Dylan thought.
Zoro then swings his swords at a fast speed as Dylan was scared out of his mind over the fact he could get cut up by the swords.
Forty seconds later, Zoro stops swinging his swords and puts them back in their hilts.
Dylan then opens his eyes as the cans and beam wasn't cut.
"You missed," Dylan said to Zoro.
"Oh I didn't," Zoro said.
Then, the cans were cut up into dozens of pieces and the beam was sliced up into twenty pieces as it falls down onto the floor.
Dylan then breathes a sigh of relief and puts down the other two pieces of the beam.
"Oh fuck," Dylan said in shock as he leans up against a wall, scared out of his mind over what happened.
"So, I guess your world's strongest metal is no match for my swords," Zoro said to Dylan and then he walks over to the wall and sits against it.
"That's all I needed you to do," Zoro said to Dylan.
Dylan then regains his composure and moves off the wall. He then looks to see Zoro was fast asleep.
"Are you kidding me, you nearly cut me up and now you're sleeping," Dylan said to Zoro and then he regain his composure once more.
"I shouldn't be surprised, he sleeps like a koala," Dylan said.
Dylan then exits the room and walks back into the main area.
"How did it go?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Oh I was scared out of my mind," Dylan said.
"Maybe helping me will help you," Usopp said to Dylan.
"Okay," Dylan said.
Five minutes later, Dylan and Usopp were in Usopp's special workshop as they were sitting down in chairs.
"So what do you need Usopp?" Dylan asked Usopp.
"Well since you have a very dark violent side to you, I thought you can help me come up with new stars," Usopp said to Dylan.
"Well you came to the right place," Dylan said to Usopp as Usopp was prepared to write Dylan's ideas down.
"Oh I got a few ideas in my mind," Dylan said.
"Okay go," Usopp said to Dylan.
"Well my first idea is a LEGO Star, it explodes and shoots a few dozen LEGO bricks," Dylan said.
"LEGO?" Usopp asked Dylan.
"They're these small toy bricks and if you step on one it hurts like hell, so shoot at someone's feet and they step on them, oh the pain would distract them," Dylan said.
"What if they're wearing shoes?" Usopp asked Dylan.
"Then aim for the face, it will still hurt them anyway," Dylan said as Usopp was little bit frightened.
"Okay," Usopp said.
"My next idea is the Cinnamon and Paprika Star, it explodes and it hits the person in a cloud of paprika and cinnamon, burning their eyes and irritating their skin," Dylan said.
"But if you want to amp it up, then I suggest the Ultimate Spice Star, it explodes in a cloud of paprika, cinnamon, cayenne, and crushed chilli peepers, oh your enemies would feel the sting from that," Dylan said to Usopp as Usopp was getting even more scared.
"Please give me another idea," Usopp said to Dylan in a scared tone.
"Okay, will I got one called the Glass Star, it explodes and rains down hundreds of shards of glass, doing some significant damage to the person if they get hit," Dylan said.
"How are you coming up with these sick ideas?" Usopp asked Dylan in a scared tone.
"Well when you watch enough Deathmatch wrestling shows and you see people brining weapons, you tend to come up with some wild ideas," Dylan said as Usopp was scared even more.
"Geez, no wonder Robin is friends with him, he has the same dark attitude as her," Usopp thought.
"The next idea is called the Knife Star, you launched it and it explodes, shooting out dozens of knives at your opponent," Dylan said to Usopp.
"Oh god," Usopp said in horror.
"Okay next idea is called a Bleach Star, it explodes and covers your opponent in bleach, burning their skin and irritating the eyes," Dylan said as Usopp was getting more terrified over Dylan's sick ideas.
"Okay onto my next idea, this star is called the Arrow Star, it explodes and launches about three dozens arrows at your opponent," Dylan said.
"But if you want a more deadly version, then there is the Arrow Star: Poison Deluxe, basically the arrow are tipped in poison, the same poison found on a poison dart frog, and it could kill someone in a matter of minutes," Dylan said as Usopp felt like Dylan would kill him in his sleep, even though Dylan wouldn't hurt a fly.
"Now these two next ideas are last resort stars," Dylan said to Usopp.
"What are they?" Usopp asked Dylan in a terrified tone.
"Well the first one is called the Sarin Star, basically when it explodes it unleashes a cloud of sarin gas, it is very toxic and it has classified in my world as a weapon of mass destruction," Dylan said.
"Holy shit, Dylan needs to go outside, his mind is full of death," Usopp thought as he was getting even more scared.
"The other idea is the Flammenwerfer Star, when this star explodes it covers the opponent in this flammable material, which is a combo of gasoline and tar, and it can do so much damage when the opponent is on fire, which they will be once it explodes near them," Dylan said as Usopp was now beyond terrified.
"Okay those are great ideas Dylan," Usopp said to Dylan as he gets off his chair and walks over to Dylan.
"Oh wow thanks," Dylan said to Usopp grabs onto the back of Dylan's chair.
"Now leave me alone so I get to work on them," Usopp said to Dylan as he pushes him (while Dylan was still on the chair) out of the room and closes the door afterwards.
"Oh thank god he's out," Usopp said quietly as he walks away.
"I'm not building any of those stars, I want to win the fight but not cause that much harm, I feel like he has a lot of darkness in him to come up with these," Usopp said quietly.
A few minutes later, Dylan returns to the main room as Robin and Chopper were hanging out.
"So Dylan, how was your time with Usopp?" Chopper asked Dylan.
"Good I think," Dylan said.
"Do you think your ideas will be used?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Definitely not, he pushed me out of the room very fast, I guess my idea of using sarin gas and material used in a flamethrower during World War II scared him a lot," Dylan said.
"Oh yeah I can see that," Robin said.
"Me too," Chopper said.
"Okay my turn," Chopper said in an excited tone.
"Alright, should be easy enough," Dylan said.
Five minutes later, Dylan, Robin, and Chopper were in Chopper's medical room as Dylan was looking around the office.
"So Chopper, what do you want me to do?" Dylan asked Chopper.
"Oh I have made some potions and I want you to test them," Chopper said to Dylan as Dylan was a little bit scared out the idea.
"So basically I'm going to be one of those animals testing highly dangerous new cosmetics," Dylan said.
"Ummm," Chopper said in confusion.
"Yes," Robin said.
"Oh god," Dylan said in fear and nervousness.
"Just relax, nothing will harm you," Robin said to Dylan hoping to reassure him.
"Will I get hearing loss, chemical burns?" Dylan asked the pair.
"No way, I made sure nothing like that would happen," Chopper said.
"You sure?" Dylan asked Chopper.
"I'm sure," Chopper said.
"Okay I'll do it," Dylan said as he was nervous as hell.
"Perfect," Chopper said and then he shifts into his human form.
"Okay so what do you want me to test first?" Dylan asked Chopper as Chopper grabs Dylan's right arm.
"Uh what are you doing?" Dylan asked Chopper in confusion and then using his strength, Chopper breaks Dylan's right arm.
"AHHH FUCK," Dylan shouts in pain.
Chopper then let go of Dylan's right arm as Dylan couldn't move his arm at all.
"What the hell Chopper, you broke my arm," Dylan said to Chopper in anger and pain as Chopper shifts back to his usual hybrid form.
"That was all part of my plan," Chopper said.
"Breaking my arm is part of your plan, you are mad," Dylan said to Chopper in anger.
"No I'm smart," Chopper said and then he hands Dylan an open tube of what looked like healing cream.
"This cream will heal any broken bones, I had to add several things to make it right," Chopper said.
"Oh I hope you are right," Dylan said to Chopper.
Dylan then squeezes the tube and the cream lands on his broken arm. He then rubs the cream on his broken arm for twenty seconds.
"Nothing happened," Dylan said as he puts down the tube and his arm was still broken.
"Oh it just takes time," Chopper said.
Then, the bones in Dylan's arm starts to heal in a matter of fifteen seconds as Dylan was able to move it again.
"Oh wow Chopper, this stuff is amazing," Dylan said to Chopper.
"Oh don't be like that you stupid dummy, your compliments won't make me happy," Chopper said to Dylan as he does his usual happy dance.
Twenty seconds later, Dylan could feel a burning sensation inside his right arm.
"OH GOD," Dylan shouts in pain as he collapses on the floor.
"Oh god the pain, it's like someone spilled cleaner inside my arm," Dylan said in pain as Robin sees that Dylan's right arm wasn't burned at all.
"Huh his arm is still normal," Robin said.
"It must be that you feel the pain inside rather than outside, interesting," Chopper said to Dylan.
"Oh god I feel like I'm on fire," Dylan said in pain.
An hour later, Dylan was sitting on a chair as the pain was now gone.
"Okay that didn't go as I planned," Chopper said as Dylan looks on in anger.
"You think?" Dylan asked Chopper.
"But the next concoction will work," Chopper said and then he hands Dylan what appeared a stick of deodorant.
"I hear you have dry skin," Chopper said to Dylan.
"Yes," Dylan said.
"Well this will clear any kind of dry skin, eczema, or psoriasis for up to a year," Chopper said.
"Aw sweet," Dylan said as he grabs the stick and pops off the top.
Dylan then lowers his jeans and underwear a little and then he applies a little to his left outer thigh. After ten seconds, Dylan puts the stick down and pulls up his pants and underwear.
"So how is it?" Chopper asked Dylan.
"So far it's good, I don't feel the need to scratch," Dylan said.
Three minutes later, Dylan feels his body getting very dry and starts to scratch all over his body.
"Oh god my body is so itchy," Dylan said as he continues to scratch.
"Huh so it makes the person want to scratch his entire body," Chopper said as he was intrigued by it.
"Oh god I need to scratch some more," Dylan said as he continues to scratch.
Ninety minutes later, Dylan stops scratching as he was starting to not like being a human test subject.
"Okay I know those last two were bad, but this will be much better," Chopper said to Dylan.
"Oh I hope to god it is," Dylan said.
"Take off your glasses," Chopper said to Dylan as Dylan takes off his glasses.
Dylan then puts his glasses on a table as Chopper was holding a syringe full of clear liquid.
"What's in that?" Dylan asked Chopper.
"Oh it is a special liquid to make anyone have perfect vision, consider it contact lenses that lasts for a month," Chopper said.
"Oh fuck," Dylan said as he was even more nervous.
"Now keep your eyes open," Chopper said to Dylan as he forces Dylan's left eye to stay open.
Dylan was nervous as hell until Robin holds his right hand, looking to help him in this moment.
Chopper then squirts some of the liquid into Dylan's left eye and soon he lets go of it. He then forces Dylan's right eye to stay open and then he squirts the rest of the liquid into the right eye.
After that, Chopper puts down the syringe as let go of Dylan's right eye.
Soon, Dylan let go of Robin's right hand as he was able to breathe a sigh of relief.
"Oh thank god it's over," Dylan said.
"So how's your vision Dylan?" Chopper asked Dylan.
Dylan looks to see his vision was now clear and was able to see everything perfectly.
"Oh wow I can see so much better," Dylan said in amazement.
"Really?" Chopper asked Dylan.
"Oh yes I did, this is an amazing concoction you made Chopper," Dylan said to Chopper.
Then, Robin looks to see Dylan's irises change from blue to purple.
"Uh Chopper, is his irises suppose to change color?" Robin asked Chopper.
"What color are they?" Dylan asked Robin in a nervous tone.
"Purple," Robin said.
"It's not, but then again I'm not used to making things from stuff in Dylan's world," Chopper said.
Then, Robin sees Dylan's sclera go from white to a bloody red.
"This isn't good," Robin said as she looked a little bit worried.
"What do you mean?" Dylan asked Robin as he was nervous as hell.
Then, Dylan's vision was black and he feels intense pain in his eyes.
"HOLY SHIT," Dylan shouts in pain as he collapses onto the floor again.
Dylan covers his eyes with his hands and rolls around in pain.
"Oh god I can't see and my eyes are on fire, this is worst pain I ever felt in my life," Dylan said in severe pain.
"So it causes searing pain and blindness, good to know when improving on it," Chopper said.
"I think we should call it for the day," Robin said as Dylan was screaming around in pain.
"Yeah we should," Chopper said as Dylan was still in pain.
Later on, the sun was setting as Dylan was in the main area, wearing his glasses and having a hard time with his vision loss. Then, Robin and Chopper walk into the area as they were hoping to cheer up Dylan.
"Hey Dylan," Robin said to Dylan as Dylan was having a hard time seeing her.
"Turn around," Chopper said to Dylan as Dylan turns around to face them.
"Oh hey Robin, Chopper," Dylan said to Robin and Chopper as he walks over to the pair.
"How are you feeling?" Robin asked Dylan as Dylan was very close to the pair.
"Well I'm blind, but I'm not too injured," Dylan said as he pats all over Chopper, making sure it was him.
"Is this permanent?" Dylan asked the pair.
"No, on the low end it lasts fifteen hours, on the high end it is thirty-six hours," Chopper said.
"Oh that's good," Dylan said as he stops patting Chopper.
"Listen Dylan, I'm sorry for all of this, I didn't mean to hurt you," Chopper said to Dylan in a sad tone as he felt bad for hurting him.
"Hey it's fine," Dylan said to Chopper as he picks him up and holds him in his arms.
"Don't beat yourself, you were just improving your skills with what limited resources you have," Dylan said to Chopper.
"Come on let me hear you laugh," Dylan said to Chopper as he pokes his belly a little and Chopper laughs a little.
"That's better," Dylan said and then he puts Chopper down.
"Chopper, can you leave us alone for a moment?" Robin asked Chopper.
"Okay," Chopper said as he leaves the area and out of Robin and Dylan's view.
"Now I know what those animals feel when they get tested on, I hated those assholes that do it before, but now I wish they have their arms broken," Dylan said.
"Look at me, I'm like the human version of Ralph," Dylan said to Robin in an anxious tone.
"Oh yeah, that bunny from that Humane Society short film you should me," Robin said to Dylan.
"PSA, but yes that is who I'm talking about," Dylan said and then he scratches his left outer thigh.
"Okay new rule, if you girls want make up, buy it from companies that don't use animal testing, I don't want anymore animals to go through what I did," Dylan said in a stern tone.
"Got it," Robin said with a smile on her face.
"Now get some rest, you'll have more to do tomorrow," Robin said to Dylan as she heads for her bedroom.
"Got it," Dylan said.
Soon, Dylan starts to slowly makes his way to the guest room, making sure not to hit anything on his way there.
"God I wish the people that test beauty products on animals would get their hands broken, that will show those pricks you don't mess with nature," Dylan said as he continues to slowly make his way to the guest room.
The next day, everyone was up as Dylan was sitting at the dining room table, still blind from yesterday's skin care trial.
"So Dylan, you still blind from yesterday?" Brook asked Dylan.
"Take a guess?" Dylan asked Brook as he shows Brook his eyes which were still purple and red.
"Oh you still are, well I guess my plan for you to help me write a song is out of the question," Brook said to Dylan.
"Anything else you want?" Dylan asked Brook.
"Well there is something," Brook said.
"Let's discuss it somewhere else," Dylan said to Brook as he didn't want to discuss it in front of Robin, Mina, and Secre.
Soon, Dylan and Brook were in a secluded part of the Sunny to make sure no one hears them.
"What do you want Brook?" Dylan asked Brook as he knew this wasn't going to be pleasant.
"Well since you can't help with my music, maybe you could tell what the girls' lingerie looks like," Brook said to Dylan as Dylan facepalms over it.
"I knew would this happen, it was either this or I show you the girls' panties," Dylan said to Brook as he moves his right hand off his face.
"Pretty much," Brook said.
"This might be the dirtiest thing I have to do," Dylan said.
"Well you owe us since we built the mansion," Brook said to Dylan.
"Yeah," Dylan said as he knew he had to stick to his word.
"Okay, but we are doing it somewhere private," Dylan said to Brook.
"Whatever you want," Brook said to Dylan.
Soon, both Dylan and Brook were outside, laying on top of the Sunny.
"Now before I talk, I want to let you know, this stays between us, don't mention to the other crew members or my friends," Dylan said to Brook in a stern tone.
"I swear on my heart, if I had one, skeleton joke," Brook said as Dylan laughs a little.
"Okay, now just a heads up the girls wear very different lingerie," Dylan said to Brook.
"Oh I understand," Brook said.
"Tell me, which girls have the more racy lingerie," Brook said to Dylan.
"Oh god I don't know, it just depends on the time, I know Nami, Robin, Botan, Juvia, Lucoa, and Vivi have some lacy lingerie," Dylan said.
"Even the girls with the plain lingerie come show off some of their goods, especially with Mei and Mina, hell even Bellemere is sexy when in her plain blue lingerie," Dylan said.
"Ooh that's hot," Brook said.
"What color is most of them?" Brook asked Dylan.
"There is a lot of blue, black, and purple, but there is some white, red, and pink," Dylan said.
"But to me black is the best, mainly because it is my favorite color," Dylan said.
"Yeah I would see that since you love black a lot, if I can see, skeleton joke," Brook said to Dylan.
"Well I can't see yet," Dylan said as he sits up.
"I can't believe I just talked to a skeleton about my friends' lingerie, oh god that is dirty," Dylan said as he felt ashamed over it.
"Don't you mean good?" Brook asked Dylan.
"No, I just want a nice long shower after that," Dylan said.
After a few hours, Dylan's irises change back to blue and his sclera was back to white. Then, his vision becomes clear as he was able to see everything around him.
"Oh my god, I can see again," Dylan said in an excited tone.
"That's good to hear," Brook said.
"Will you tell me more about the girls' lingerie?" Brook asked Dylan.
"Uh, no, and since you asked about it, I'm done, I like you Brook but I can't do this anymore," Dylan said to Brook.
"Okay, I got enough info from you," Brook said to Dylan.
"You tell anyone about this and that'll be the last thing you say," Dylan said to Brook in a very scary tone.
"Got it, wow I almost had an heart attack, if I had one, skeleton joke," Brook said as Dylan smiles a little.
"Oh Brook, you always get me with those skeleton jokes," Dylan said to Brook.
Later on, Dylan was out in the backyard as he was about to help Franky with something he is building.
"So Dylan I heard you got your sight back," Franky said to Dylan.
"Yes I did," Dylan said.
"Super, you can help me with this shed I'm building," Franky said to Dylan.
"But you're a master builder and shipwright, why do you need my help?" Dylan asked Franky.
"I just need you to hold the wood in place," Franky said to Dylan.
"Got it," Dylan said as Robin, Mina, and Secre watch from the side.
"So this guy can build like a pro?" Mina asked Robin.
"Yes he is the shipwright of the Straw Hats," Robin said.
"Ooh a shipwright," Mina said in an excited tone.
"It's kind of hard to take him seriously with those sunglasses and that speedo of his," Secre said.
"He may be out there, but he can build," Robin said.
"Why are you building this shed?" Dylan asked Franky.
"It's for Zoro, he needs a new training area and for him to stop destroying things when practicing his sword skills," Franky said.
"Got it," Dylan said.
"Now we can get it started," Franky said.
Franky then picks up a nail gun as it looked like it was upgraded a bit.
"Is that a nail gun?" Dylan asked Franky.
"Yes but I upgraded it so fire off numerous nails at once," Franky said.
"Now hold the wood for me Dylan," Franky said to Dylan as Dylan holds a long piece of wood against the frame.
"I'm glad my name isn't Justin or this would be bad," Dylan thought.
"Now just to fire off the gun," Franky said and then he lightly touches the trigger.
Then, fifteen nails fire out of the nail gun and it lands straight into Dylan's back.
"GAH," Dylan screams in pain as he drops the piece of wood and the girls look on in horror.
"Oh god," Mina said in horror.
"That looked bad," Secre said.
"Huh, I guess the trigger is a bit touchy," Franky said as Dylan walks around in pain.
"Are you okay Dylan?" Robin asked Dylan in concern.
"Yeah Robin I'm great, I just got fifteen nails in my back, but ten more in my head and I'll be a human Pinhead," Dylan said to Robin in pain and anger.
"That's just the pain talking," Robin said to Dylan.
"Yeah and it's horrible," Dylan said.
During that time, Franky tones down the nail gun as Dylan was able to hold up each piece of wood as Franky manages to nail in each piece and covers the frame.
Next was setting up the door as Dylan had got the nails out of the back as he was still in pain. Dylan was inside the shed and pushing in the hinges in place.
"Okay Dylan, got the hinges in?" Franky asked Dylan.
"Yes," Dylan said.
"Alright just hold them for me Dylan," Franky said to Dylan.
Franky then screws the drills in the hinges as the doors were in perfect place.
"Nice," Franky said and then he Dylan screams in pain.
"Oh shit not again," Franky said in panic as he unscrew the hinges.
Once the screws were out, the doors fall down as Dylan stumbles out with four drill hole gashes in his palms, two in each palm as they were bleeding a bit.
"Ooh that doesn't sound good," Robin said.
"Whenever you say 'hold the wood for me Dylan', I feel like it's asking me to get injured," Dylan said to Franky as he was trying to contain his anger.
"Maybe I should stop saying it," Franky said.
"You think?" Dylan asked Franky in a little bit of anger.
"Let's get this finished before I lose fingers or eyeballs," Dylan said as he was getting more pissed by the injuries.
Soon, Franky manages to get the hinges on the doors as they were held in place. He also manage to get the shingles on the roof without injuring Dylan any further.
"Alright, now it's time to sand with my new upgraded sander," Franky said as he pulls out a souped up power sander.
Dylan then looks on, with his hands all bandaged up, as Franky turns on the sander.
Franky then sands all over the shed as it looks like it was going all well.
After five minutes, Franky turns off the sander and looks over to Dylan.
"You want to sand Dylan?" Franky asked Dylan.
"Sure, it seems easy enough," Dylan said as he puts on some safety goggles.
Franky then hands Dylan the power sander as Dylan was ready to sand the shed.
"Now just a warning, it has a kick," Franky said to Dylan.
"Oh I used one of these before in high school, it should be fine," Dylan said.
Dylan then press the button as the power sander was going three times the normal speed, this cause Dylan to feel the power of the device.
"Oh god this isn't a kick, this is a fucking boost," Dylan said as he was trying to hold onto the sander.
Twenty seconds later, Dylan falls onto the ground as the sander shoots forward with Dylan dragging behind it.
"OH SHIT," Dylan shouts in horror as he ends up going through the woods.
The girls then hears some bumps, yelps, and groans as Dylan was getting scratched and hit by rocks, sticks, and various other things.
"It doesn't sound too good," Mina said in concern.
"Nope," Robin said.
"Maybe I shouldn't use a car battery to hook up the sander," Franky said.
"That explains everything," Secre said.
Forty minutes later, Dylan comes stumbling out of the woods, his body covers in cuts and scratches and holding the now broken power sander.
Once he was close to Franky, Dylan drops the broken power tool and looks pretty angry over it.
"I can't even say anything because it would be cursing, let's just finish it," Dylan said to Franky as he was trying to contain his anger as he walks past him.
Ninety minutes later, the shed was finished as Dylan and the girls painted the shed.
"And done," Franky said.
"It looks good," Robin said.
"You and Dylan did a nice job with it," Mina said to Franky.
"Speak for yourself," Dylan said as his body was covered in bandages.
"You were all not a human pain magnet," Dylan said to the girls.
"Well my sealing magic will get rid of those injuries for you," Secre said to Dylan.
"That's good, I don't want to deal with anymore injuries," Dylan said as he was getting tired of being injured like MadTV's version of John Madden.
Meanwhile, Luffy picks up the souped up nail gun and looks at it.
"Ooh this must be one of Franky's new tools, looks so cool," Luffy said as he looks at the nail gun.
Luffy then lightly touches the nail gun and it fires off six nails. Then, the nails strike Dylan, two of them go into his palms, two into his knees, and two in his testicles.
"OH FUCK," Dylan shouts in pain as he collapses onto the ground.
"All I feel is pain," Dylan said in pain.
"I'll get to healing," Secre said as Luffy drops the nail gun and runs away.
A few hours later, everyone was in the Sunny as Dylan was fully healed and didn't need any bandages.
"So how are you feeling now Dylan?" Mina asked Dylan.
"Much better," Dylan said.
"Good, cause now I need your help," Sanji said to Dylan and then Dylan walks into the kitchen.
"What's going on?" Dylan asked Sanji as Sanji puts the dead moose on the counter.
"Oh crap," Dylan said as this was going to be bad.
"You're helping me skin a dead moose," Sanji said to Dylan.
"Oh fuck," Dylan said as he was not going to like it at all.
"You ever skin an animal before?" Sanji asked Dylan.
"No," Dylan said in a scared tone.
"Well today is your lucky day," Sanji said to Dylan.
"Great," Dylan said in a sarcastic tone as Sanji hands Dylan a very sharp knife.
"Just follow my lead," Sanji said to Dylan as he starts to carefully slice off the fur of the moose.
Dylan was shaking nervously as the smell of a dead moose was bad.
"Oh god the smell is horrible," Dylan said as he hated the smell.
"Just start cutting," Sanji said to Dylan.
Dylan then starts to slice off the moose's fur as some blood ends up splashing onto his face and shirt.
"Oh fuck," Dylan said as the girls watch on.
"Poor Dylan, he doesn't look happy," Mina said as she felt bad for Dylan.
"Yeah having to skin an animal is heartbreaking to an animal lover," Robin said.
"He's going to be needing a lot of love after this," Secre said.
Dylan continues to skin the moose as he was hating every moment of it.
"Oh god I want this to be over," Dylan thought as he continues to skin the moose.
After seventy minutes, Dylan and Sanji finished skinning the moose (it took longer thanks to Dylan's nervousness and having to be perfect) as Dylan was covered in blood.
"Alright Dylan, that's all I needed you to do, I can handle the rest," Sanji said to Dylan.
"Great," Dylan said sarcastically as he returns to the dining room table.
Later on, Sanji had finished cleaning and preparing the moose meat as he puts it in the meat locker, locking it up as he didn't want Luffy to eat it.
"Oh come on Sanji, let me eat moose meat," Luffy begged Sanji.
"No Luffy, you'll eat it all, save some for us," Sanji said angrily to Luffy.
"I'm not eating moose," Usopp said angrily.
"Me neither," Chopper said.
Meanwhile, Dylan was cleaned of the blood as he could feel it still on his skin.
"I can still feel moose on my skin," Dylan said as he was rubbing his arms like crazy.
"I will never skin an animal ever again," Dylan said and then Mina and Secre give him a soft hug.
"Poor Dylan," Secre said to Dylan.
"Don't worry big guy, me and Secre will make everything better," Mina said to Dylan as lucky for them the others didn't know a thing.
Meanwhile, Robin gets a call on her iPhone as she answers it.
"Hey," Robin said.
"You manage to do all of those tasks, that's pretty impressive," Secre said to Dylan.
"Yeah and you didn't quit, which is impressive in our books, and you are going to earn a nice reward," Mina said to Dylan.
"I like that," Dylan said and then he sees Robin looking worried as she hangs up the phone.
Robin then runs towards Dylan, Mina, and Secre as Mina and Secre break off the hug.
"Robin what's going on?" Mina asked Robin in concern.
"We got robbed," Robin said to Dylan and the other girls.
"What," Dylan said in shock.
"Ill explain when Miss Navigator gets here," Robin said to Dylan as Dylan and the other girls were a bit worried.
Ninety minutes later, Dylan and the girls made it back to the mansion as the other girls in the harem were back as well.
"We got robbed," Dylan said in shocked to Nami (who was wearing a blue and white t-shirt, orange skirt, and gladiator sandals).
"Yes," Nami said.
"Did anything I own got stolen?" Dylan asked Nami.
"No we checked, everything is still there," Nami said.
"What about any of the girls' stuff?" Dylan asked Nami.
"We checked every bedroom but everything is still in their place," Nami said.
"What about the kitchen, living room, theater?" Dylan asked Nami.
"Nope, nothing got stolen from those places," Nami said.
"Then what got stolen?" Dylan asked Nami.
"Follow me," Nami said to Dylan as she walks forward with Dylan following behind her.
Soon, Dylan and Nami made it into Mei's workshop as Mei Hatsume (wearing her goggles, black tank top, grey coveralls tied around her waist, and brown work boots) and Bellemere (wearing a black t-shirt, blue jeans, and brown Timberland boots) look into an opened locker.
"What got stolen?" Dylan asked Mei and Bellemere as he walks over to them.
Dylan then looks into a locker as she notices a empty spot on the shelf.
"What was in there?" Dylan asked Mei and Bellemere.
"You know that helmet you tested for me," Mei said to Dylan.
"Yeah the one that nearly killed me," Dylan said.
"Well that was the thing that was stolen," Mei said.
"Really?" Dylan asked Mei.
"Yes," Mei said.
"The thing was broken, why would you have it in here?" Bellemere asked Mei.
"In case I want to go back and fix it," Mei said.
"Yeah Mei doesn't want to give up, she keeps going until she gets her invention right," Dylan said.
"But we shouldn't be afraid of it being stolen, it is useless in their hands and if they try it, they'll probably get severely injured or wound up dead," Dylan said.
"That would be true," Bellemere said.
"Yeah I wouldn't be afraid of it, I never even touched it since I had Dylan tested it, I just taped it up and left it in there until I was ready to fix it," Mei said.
"That's good," Bellemere said.
"There, it wasn't a huge loss for us and I'm pretty sure Mei can build another one," Dylan said as he closes the locker door.
"Yeah I can," Mei said with a smile on her face.
"So, how was your time with the Straw Hats?" Bellemere asked Dylan.
"You don't want to know, especially after being tested on like an animal, injured by upgraded power tools, and skinning a dead moose," Dylan said to Bellemere in a grim tone.
"Got it," Bellemere said.
"Come on, we'll get the bags," Mei said to Bellemere as they head out of the workshop.
Dylan then follows Mei and Bellemere out of the workshop as he had one thing on his mind.
"I wonder who is the asshole that stole from Mei?" Dylan thought as he continues to walk.
Meanwhile in a secret location, Issei Hyoudou, Darius Parker, and Tommy McGrath were sitting around waiting for Jeff McCallister.
"What's taking Jeff so long?" Darius asked in a pissed off tone.
"Yeah I'm tired of waiting," McGrath said in anger.
"Patience you two, I know what I'm doing," Issei said to Darius and McGrath.
Then, Jeff comes busting into the room, holding something behind his back.
"Hey assholes," Jeff said to the three.
"Well, well, well, the disease came back," Darius said to Jeff as Jeff looks on in anger.
"You got it?" Issei asked Jeff.
"Yes," Jeff said as he shows Issei a helmet, the same helmet he stole from Dylan's mansion.
"Perfect," Issei said as Jeff tosses the helmet to him and Issei catches it.
"What's with the helmet?" McGrath asked Issei.
"It's all part of my master plan, this is phase one," Issei said as he puts the helmet on the table.
"What's the next phase?" Jeff asked Issei.
"We call in some backup, and I know a perfect pair to do it," Issei said.
Issei then turns around and looks at a wall of photos with an evil smile on his face, his eyes intensely staring at a certain pair in the photo.
"Oh yes, the perfect pair," Issei said as he laughs evilly a little bit.
So that was a wild chapter, Dylan helped the Straw Hats out (with a few things that Dylan will probably regret later on) and it seems Jeff has stolen Mei's helmet for Issei. But what does it mean and what pair was Issei referring to? Well you'll find out later on.
Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon and the seventeenth girl to be under control by a card will appear so stay tuned.