And so begins our journey! This is only episode 1, so I'm going into the next 12 chapters completely blind. Let's hope they'll be better than this one.
"Ugh, Do I HAVE to do the explanation?" Chris asked Chef while standing on the Dock.
"Yes." said Chef. "People need to know what the season is about!"
"But it's so boring!" Chris whined. "People will know what Total Drama is about anyways! Please can we just skip it?"
"No!" said Chef. "How will people know about the new cast or the toxic waste if you don't explain it here?"
"They'll pick it up as we go along and-" Chris was interrupted by a boat with the OG cast on it honking it's horn driving past.
As it drove away from the Island, Owen yelled "NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Nice job Chris!" Chef yelled. "Because of your lazy behind not even wanting to do a stupid introduction, we missed the joke!"
"Dude, the new contestants will be arriving in 30 seconds." Chris told Chef. "I got this, now leave!"
"Stupid show.." Chef muttered under his breath while walking off.
Chris looked at him walk away, but only then noticed the camera was already on. "THE CAMERA'S ON?!" Chris yelled in disbelief. "OH SHOOT!" Chris then shut the camera off.
The footage resumed as Chris began the introduction. "Welcome Total Drama Fans!" Chris said. "This season, we're-" He was interrupted again by another honk, this time from the boat with the new cast on it.
"Uh, we have a new cast!" Chris said in a panic.
The camera showed two people, one in a- Fuck it you know what these guys look like.
"Meet Jo!" said Chris.
"Stay out of my way if you value your kiwis!" Jo threateningly told the ginger boy next to her.
"Scott!"
"Right back at you!" Scott said in response.
"Mike and Zoey!"
"Can you believe we're here?" Zoey excitedly told Mike.
"Yeah!" said Mike, enamoured by Zoey. "It's beautiful.."
"Lightning!"
Lightning barged in between Mike and Zoey, sending them flying. "Hello, gorgeous!" Lightning said before kissing his muscles.
"Brick!"
Brick was holding Zoey, though dropped her to salute. "Brick Macarthur, reporting for duty!"
"B!"
B didn't say anything, instead just snapping his fingers.
"And Dawn!"
"Your aura is exceptionally purplish green." Dawn told B, who gave her a confused look. "Oh, but it suits you though!"
"Dakota!"
"Hey guys, Dakota here! And I-"
Dakota was interrupted by the ship sailing away from the camera.
"Hey! Come back!" Chris yelled at the ship, but it was no use.
"Oh no, Chris! The ship is about to crash into the orphan factory!" Owen yelled, pointing at the ship heading towards the orphan factory. "What do we do?!"
"Don't worry, I've got this!" Chris reassured Owen. Then, Chris pulled out a button and pressed it. The ship exploded just before it hit the orphan factory, saving it but sending the contestants flying.
"Alright!" said Owen as he high fived Chris. "We saved the orphans!"
Suddenly, Chris realised something. "Hey, you're not in this season!" Chris told Owen.
"Oh yeah, I totally forgot!" Owen said. "Bye now!" Owen leaped into the water and swam away.
Chris watched Owen swim for a couple of seconds, only to then face the camera. "Yep! This season is gonna be frickin' sweet!" Chris said. "Keep watching to find out what happens next on Total Drama Island!"
INTRO PLAYS - COME ON GUYS YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE ROTI INTRO IS I DON'T HAVE TO DESCRIBE IT
The episode resumed with Cameron falling from the sky and narrowly missing a huge rock. "Phew, that was close!" Cameron said. "Hopefully nothing else bad like a piece of the ship falling on my head happens!"
"Chris is gonna be sleepin' with the fishes when I'm done with him!" Anne Maria angrily said as she swam past.
"Sha-swim! Sha-swim! Sha-swim!" Lightning said obnoxiously as he swam.
"Move it or lose it fuckers!" Jo taunted as she swam past everyone else.
Dakota was lying on an inflatable raft while paparazzi were taking photos of her. "Hi fellas, however did you find me?" She asked them.
"Uhh, We got your text." One of the paparazzi members told her.
The camera zoomed out to reveal Chris watching the scene on a TV. "Uninvited guests?" He asked himself. "I have just the thing to deal with them!" Chris suddenly pulled out a big red button. When he pushed it, nothing happened.
"What the heck? Why aren't they exploding!?" Chris said. "CHEF! The paparazzi won't explode!"
Chef walked over. "Not everything can be exploded with a remote!" He yelled at Chris.
"Dude, you're so BORING!" Chris said. "But okay."
Chris walked to the edge of the dock and pulled out a megaphone. "PAPARAZZI!" He yelled. "WE'RE KIND OF FILMING A REALITY SHOW HERE, SO COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE?!"
The paparazzi obliged, and sped away from the Island. "Wait! Come back!" Dakota yelled after the paparazzi.
"This reminds me of the time My Great Great Great Great Great Grandpa John invented Golf!" said Staci while drowning. "Before him we didn't have Golf!"
"I'm coming!" Both Mike and Zoey said, coming to Staci's rescue. They both noticed each other coming to save her.
"No, you first!" Mike told Zoey.
"No, please, go ahead! I insist!" Zoey replied.
"Well, if you insist.." Mike said before Staci dunked him underwater, using the momentum to rise above the surface again.
"Wow, thanks!" Staci said sarcastically. "You're even more useless than my Great Grandma Dorothy, who invented absolutely nothing!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I-" Zoey said before noticing Mike drowning again. "Hold on!"
Zoey went underwater and pulled Mike out. "Thanks, I owe you one!" Mike told her.
Confessional: "Wow! I can't believe I'm actually in the Total Drama Confessional!" Zoey squealed. "It's so exciting! Everyone seems so nice. Well, I don't think I made a good impression on Staci, but hopefully I can make her and everyone else like me! I could use a few new friends... or friends, period." Zoey appeared worried. "Oh... what if they hate me? Maybe this flower was too big. Am I trying too hard? You like me, right?!"
Confessional: "Did you know that my Great Great Great Great Grandma Jackie invented jigsaw puzzles? Before her people just had to play video games." Staci told the camera. "And my Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandpa Gaynor invented murder! Before him the only crime was jaywalking."
"Aw, yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about!" Jo cheered as she arrived on the shore. "First one on the.."
Jo suddenly noticed Dawn sitting on a rock nearby, holding a starfish. "What!?" She exclaimed. "How did you get here before me!? You, You.." Jo examined Dawn. "You're not even wet!"
"Oh, I used the shortcut." Dawn said. "I thought everyone did."
"That's it!" Jo said as she lunged at Dawn, only for the starfish to latch onto her face. Jo unsuccessfully tried to pull it off while Brick clambered onto the shore, soaking wet.
Confessional: "Ugh, can you believe I'm gonna have to stay with these losers for two weeks?!" Jo asked the camera. "But then again, that'll just make beating them all the more satisfying!"
The next person to arrive on the shore was B, who was using a jetpack to fly across the water. He took it off, but the jetpack kept flying until it crashed into the elimination area and exploded.
"Woah, did you build that yourself?" Brick asked B.
A distant scream of "HEY! WHERE'S MY JETPACK!?" from Chris answered Brick's question for him.
Confessional: B shot finger guns at the camera. He didn't know why, he just wanted to.
Cameron was next, and he flew across the air until hitting himself against a rock. "OUCH!" He yelped.
"Come on, Scrawny Boy! Don't be a sha-chicken!" Said Lightning, who arrived on the shore shortly after. It was clear to everyone that he was the one who threw Cameron.
Confessional: "With soyboys like Cameron here, I've already sha-won!" Lightning boasted. "The only thing Sha-Lightning's ever lost is his virginity!"
It cut to some time later. Scott, Dakota, Anne Maria, Mike, Zoey and Staci had now made it to the shore. "Yah, My Great Great Great Grandma Boomquifa invented Cheese." Staci told the group. "Before her, Lactose intolerant people weren't extinct yet!"
Anne Maria sprayed her in response. "Quit with the lyin', liar!" She yelled at Staci.
Suddenly, One more contestant arrived on the shore. This was Sam, and he was looking exhausted.
Confessional: "Yeah, I knew I should have-" Sam said before the confessional camera ran out of battery from being used a lot throughout the day.
"So, where's Chris?" Scott asked. "I wanna get the game started as soon as possible so I can WIN as soon as possible."
As if on cue, Chris's unconscious body washed up on the shore. "Holy moly!" Cameron screamed. "Is that Chris?"
"No shit, Sherlock!" Jo snapped at him.
Suddenly, Chris awoke. "No swearing idiot!" He said. "This is a family friendly show!"
"You literally try to kill people." said Mike.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that." said Chris. "Anyways, I had to SWIM here because SOMEONE stole my jetpack and BLEW IT UP!"
"Who was that?" Brick asked.
"IT WAS B YOU DUMBASS!" Chris said, really losing his temper. "YOU SAW IT!"
"I thought you said this was a family friendly show." Dawn pointed out. "Saying ass is not very family friendly."
"GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Chris screamed.
"Hey, everyone chill out!" Zoey said, before turning to Chris. "So what about the show?"
Chris seemed to remember something. "Oh yeah!" He said. "Follow me guys!"
Chris went into the woods, and all of the contestants followed him.
It was some time later, and everyone was in the woods. Chris was explaining something to them. "Okay, guys! We're gonna race through the woods!" Chris said. "Your placement will decide what team you get put on! GO!"
Everyone started running.
MONTAGE OF EVERYONE RACING - TOO LAZY TO WRITE
Chris was standing at the finish line. "The campers will be arriving any minute now, and-"
"Sha-first!" Lightning said as he crossed the finish line.
"I hadn't finished explaining the challenge!" Chris angrily told Lightning.
"Sha-Lightning doesn't care if I'm too good for you!" Lightning boasted.
"Whatever, you're on Team A." Chris told him.
"Aw, man!" Another voice called out. The camera revealed it to be Jo. "Second place!?"
"Sucks to suck dude!" Lightning taunted.
"I don't suck! You suck!" Jo insulted. "Plus, I'm not a dude!"
"Of course you're a dude!" Lightning said. "I have eyes!"
"Well well Jo, You placed second!" Chris said. "You're the first member of Team B!"
"Third place, huh? Not bad." Scott told himself while crossing the Finish line.
"Scott, You're on Team A!" Chris said.
"You better be good!" Lightning told him.
The next person to cross the finish line was Brick. "Brick, go on Team B!" Chris instructed.
"Sir, Yes Sir!" Brick said while saluting.
B charged across the Finish line, knocking Brick out of the way. "As much as I'd love to disqualify you for STEALING MY JETPACK.." Chris said. "The producers told me I couldn't do that, so you're on Team A!"
B turned around, revealing Cameron. "Getting a ride? Very smart." Chris acknowledged. "You're on Team B."
"Okie Dokie!" Cameron said while running over to his teammates.
"Ugh, Bubble Boy's on our team?!" Jo whined. "Lame."
Suddenly, Dawn appeared behind Chris. "Uhh, Chris?" She said. "Aren't you gonna put me on a team?"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" screamed Chris, shocked by Dawn's appearance. "Fine, You're on Team A."
Zoey and Mike were the next two to cross. "Zoey, You're on Team B, Mike, You're on Team A." Chris told them.
"Can I be on Team B instead?" Mike asked Chris.
"Sure, Team B." Chris said.
Sam and Dakota were the next two to cross. "Sam, You're on Team B, Dakota, You're on Team A." Chris told them.
"Can I be on Team A instead?" Sam asked Chris.
"Sure, Team A." Chris said. "Huh, Deja vu."
Anne Maria crossed next. "You're on Team B!" Chris told her.
And finally, Staci crossed the finish line last. "I wouldn't be tired if it weren't for my Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Uncle Thomas, who invented being tired!" She lied. "Before him, people could run across the world without being tired at all!"
"And Staci rounds out Team A!" Chris said, before suddenly realising something. "Hey, the teams aren't even!" Chris said.
"What's the big deal?!" Scott asked. "Just start already!"
"You wouldn't be saying that if you were on our team!" Anne Maria told him.
"Yeah!" Brick said. "And plus, we have an unfair disadvantage!
"Exactly!" Chris said. "Now, what can we do to fix this?"
"I know!" Jo exclaimed. "Have someone from Team A go to Team B!"
"Um, Hello! That gives YOU the unfair advantage!" Dakota said.
"Well, it seems the only way to fix this is to have someone from Team A go on a team all by themselves!" said Chris. "Does anyone volunteer?"
"Ooh, Sha-me!" Lightning said. "I don't want to have to carry these losers!"
"Then it's settled!" Chris said. "Lightning, you'll have to be our third team!" Lightning moved away from his team.
"So, what are the teams gonna be called?" Scott asked. "Just having them be called Team A, B and C would be boring.
"I want my team to be called Team Lightning!" said Lightning. "Sha-yeah!"
"Well, I wasn't gonna let you name your teams but since you're the only one on your team I'll allow it!" Chris said.
A circle with a blue image of Lightning's face on it appeared above Lightning.
"Team A, You will be called the Toxic Rats!" Chris told them.
A circle with a green image of a Mutated Rat on it appeared above Scott, B, Dawn, Dakota, Sam and Staci.
"Aw, sweet!" Sam said. "That's my E-sports team's nickname in the gaming community!"
"Team B, You're the Mutant Maggots! Chris announced.
A circle with a red image of a Mutated Maggot on it appeared above Jo, Brick, Cameron, Zoey, Mike and Anne Maria.
"Uhh, Quick question, What's with all the references to toxic waste?" Cameron questioned Chris.
"Oh, I gave the Island to a Nuclear Waste disposal company when we weren't using it and this is where they dumped it." Chris said. "That's not important though."
Just then, a giant fly flew towards the campers. "Wow, that thing's huge!" Dawn exclaimed.
"That's what she said." Scott joked. Nobody laughed.
Suddenly, the fly spat fire at Scott. "AAAAHHH! I'M ON FIRE!" Scott screamed. "WHY DID I THINK SIGNING UP FOR THIS SHOW WAS A GOOD IDEA!?"
Scott ran around, panicking, until Chris pulled a massive jug of tomato juice out of his pocket and put out the flames.
Confessional: "I always have a giant jug of tomato juice on me!" Chris said. "It's in case of emergencies!"
Suddenly, Chris began licking the juice off of Scott. "WHAT THE HELL MAN?!" Scott yelled at him. "GET OFF ME!"
Chris stopped. "Oh, sorry, I just really like tomato juice."
"So what was that thing?" Zoey asked.
"Oh yeah, The waste has kind of mutated the wildlife." Chris explained. "It's nothing to worry about though."
"That is a lot to worry ab-" Mike said before being interrupted by Chris.
"Anyways, we're introducing an immunity idol!" Chris said, pulling a small wooden statue of his head out of his pocket. "If you get voted out, you can use it to save yourself and get the person with the second most votes eliminated instead!"
"Okay, that's cool, but it still doesn't change the fact we're probably gonna get mutated by toxic waste in a few-" Mike was interrupted once again by Chris.
"Anyways, the first challenge is about to start!" Chris announced. "The team that places last will have to eliminate someone at our classic campfire!"
Chris's phone suddenly started ringing. "Hello?" Chris said. Some unintelligable noise came through the phone, which Chris somehow understood.
"WHAT?!" Chris said as he hung up.
"Sheesh, what's the big deal?" Dakota asked.
"Thanks to B's careless mishandling of my precious jetpack.." Chris said, glaring at B. "It crashed into the campfire AND BLEW IT UP!"
"So, without the campfire, how are we supposed to vote people out?" Jo asked.
Chris sighed, and began explaining the challenge. "Okay, so this isn't what I had in mind, but the first challenge is to build a new campfire! I'll judge each team's campfire out of 10, and whoever receives the lowest score loses! The entirety of camp is open for you to find stuff in! Now go!"
It was now a later point in time, and the Maggots were strategising in front of the cabins.
"Okay, I'm leading!" Jo and Brick said at the same time.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?!" Jo yelled at Brick.
"Leading the team!" Brick countered.
"Oh no you're not!" Jo said. "That's my job!"
"Guys, calm down!" Mike told them. "If we don't decide on a leader, we'll lose."
"Very well." Brick said, before turning to Jo. "I entrust you with the leader position."
"I knew you come round!" Jo told him. "Okay, so does anyone have a plan?"
"You made yourself team leader but you don't even have a plan!?" Cameron asked.
"Yeah!" Jo yelled. "Have you got a problem with that, shrimp?"
"Nope!" Cameron said, frightened.
"Well, I've watched enough of this show to know that Chris is super egotistical." Zoey told the group. "Why don't we make out campfire Chris themed?"
"That sounds good to me!" Anne Maria said. "Guy's so egotistical that it'll probably win us the challenge instantly!"
"Where would we get the Chris stuff though?" Brick asked.
"Well, Chris sleeps in a trailer at night." Cameron said. "So it's probably full of Chris memorabilia! We just need to sneak inside it!"
Like the Maggots, the Rats were strategising, though they were doing it in a cave since the Maggots had already taken the cabins.
"So what's our plan?" Sam asked the rest of the group.
"Oh, we should totally theme our campfire over spoons!" Staci said. "Because My Great Aunt Hilda invented spoons! Before her people used knives to eat cereal."
"That sounds really dumb." Scott told her while leaning on a cave wall.
"Well, do you have any better suggestions?" Staci asked. "I bet you don't! Nothing can beat my family! Like, did you know my Great Great Great Uncle Melvin invented the Keytar?"
"Hmm..." Scott said as he thought of an idea. "How about a farm theme? Everyone loves farms!"
"I don't!" Sam told him. "They smell like cow poop!"
As Sam, Staci and Scott argued amongst themselves, B came up with an idea, though he had no way of communicating it, until..
"Everyone stop!" Dawn yelled at the bickering trio. "B has a suggestion."
Everyone turned to face B. He panicked, having no way of communicating, but Dawn came to his rescue once more.
"B wants to built a hyper advanced campfire using robot technology." Dawn said, reading B's aura. "He's telling you to follow his lead!"
"And how do you know what he's thinking?" Sam asked.
"Well, It's a long story." Dawn told him. "So, does anyone have any objections?"
Sam, Staci and Scott murmured in agreement. However, Sam noticed that someone wasn't there.
"Where's Dakota?" He asked.
"Oh, I think I saw her outside." Dawn said.
The team went out to discover the paparazzi from before taking pictures of Dakota, who was repeatedly posing.
"Brilliant, Dakota!" One of the paparazzi members called out.
"Hey guys, we need Dakota." Scott said while dragging Dakota away.
"Wait, no!" Dakota cried.
"Let's gather some materials, yah!" Staci said. "Wait, where are we supposed to get the materials?"
"We can get some scrap metal from the Arts and Crafts Center!" Dawn said. "Now let's go!"
Lightning was running through the forest quickly. "Sha-yeah! Fastest thing alive!" Lightning boasted to himself. He had forgotten about the challenge.
Suddenly, Lightning's stomach growled. "Sha-dang!" Lightning said. "It's time to refuel!"
He looked up at a tree, and got an idea. "Steak grows on trees!" He said. "Aw yeah, it's protein time!" Lightning climbed the tree, in search of finding his precious steak.
The Maggots were sneaking into Chris's trailer. "Okay, we have to be quiet so no one find us!" Brick whispered to the rest of the team.
"What happened to ME lea-" Jo said rather loudly, forcing everyone else to shush her. "Oh, sorry." Jo whispered
The team tiptoed through the trailer, before they noticed something. "Hey, a secret closet!" Mike whispered. "I wonder what's inside?"
Mike went to open the door, but was stopped by Jo. "Stop it, you clown!" Jo whispered. "We're just here to get some Chris stuff and go!"
Everyone grabbed some Chris memorabilia, but then they heard a voice outside. "Wow, I am going to go inside my trailer! I sure hope no one else is inside! That would make me very upset!" said Chris, as he walked inside. The Maggots panicked and hid inside the secret closet.
"Wow, it's so dark in here!" Zoey whispered.
"Don't worry, I've got this limited edition Chris flashlight!" Mike whispered as he turned it on.
When Mike turned on the light, the room lit up to show a ton of anime merchandise. There were posters, plushies, and even body pillows.
"Chris is a weeb!?" Jo exclaimed. "Cringe!"
Unfortunately, that noise was enough to let Chris know their location. "WHAT ARE YOU NERDS DOING IN MY TRAILER!?" He yelled at them.
"Everyone, run!" Anne Maria said as everyone started running.
Most of the Maggots escaped the trailer and ran back towards the cabins, but Cameron wasn't so lucky. Chris grabbed him by his hood and yelled "YOU'RE GONNA REGRET FINDING MY ANIME CLOSET!" Chris shut the door. Just after that, the sounds of drilling and Cameron screaming filled the air.
The Rats were rummaging through the Arts and Crafts Center, grabbing any scrap metal they could find. "Yah, my Great Great Great Great Uncle Jonesy invented scrap metal!" Staci told the group. "Before her people had to make things out of soap!"
B found a notepad and a pencil.
"A notepad and a pencil?" Scott scoffed. "Are you going to draw the campfire or something?"
B wrote something and turned it around to show Scott. "No, you dummy, I can use this to communicate!" It said.
"That's a good idea B!" Staci told him. "Almost as good as the idea my Great Great Great Grandpa Nathaniel had when he invented algebra!"
"Alright guys, I think we have enough!" Sam told the group.
"B says we need wires to make the inventions work!" Dawn said.
"I know where we can get some!" Scott said, moving towards Dakota, who was still texting.
Suddenly, Scott snatched Dakota's phone and pulled the wires out. "No! My phone!" Dakota screamed.
"Here's your wires!" Scott told B as he gave him the wires.
"Let's get out of here, gang!" Staci said. "By the way, Did you know my Grandma Mildred invented gangs?"
Lightning was sneaking inside the cafeteria, hoping to get some protein. His plan to get steak from trees did not work.
"Sha-come on, where's the meat?" Lightning said. "I need my protein!"
Suddenly, Chef appeared. "HEY!" He shouted. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY KITCHEN?!"
"I'm getting some sha-protein!" said Lightning.
"Oh, okay." said Chef.
Lightning got some protein and left.
The Maggots were building a Chris themed campfire on the beach.
"Come on, everyone!" Jo barked at the maggots. "My grandma could build faster than that!"
"Well, maybe it would be better if you HELPED US?!" Anne Maria screeched back.
"I am! I'm the team captain!" Jo yelled. "Now FASTER!"
"Hey, where's Cameron?" Mike asked. "I swear he was on our team."
"Don't know, Don't care, MOVE!" Jo shouted.
"Alright, chill!" Mike told her.
The Rats were building their campfire in the woods. B was doing most of the work, tinkering with electronics and constructing multiple machines. Once it was done, he stepped back to look at it proudly.
"Wow B, this is great!" Dawn told him.
"B, you're a certified epic gamer moment!" Sam said.
"Okay." B wrote.
Confessional: "B's a threat." Scott told the camera. "And if you're a threat, you've got to go! Simple as that."
Lightning was eating his protein. That's it, that's the scene. He was just eating protein. What, did you think every scene would have a significant impact on the story? Nope. Sometimes, people can just do stuff. You should be ashamed of yourself for assuming that every scene matters. Does everything you do IRL matter? No. Then why should everything matter for Lightning? Your insensitivity is driving me crazy. I expect better from you in the future.
IT'S JUDGING TIME! (judging time, judging ti-ime) YEAH IT'S JUDGING SEASON!
"Welcome back!" Chris announced to the camera. "I told the teams to create a new campfire, and now I'll be judging them out of 10! The team that receives the lowest score will lose the challenge!"
Chris walked over to the Rat's campfire in the forest. It was primarily mechanical, "Rats, what is this?" Chris asked.
"It's a super hyper technologically advanced campfire!" B wrote.
"Well, I'm gonna need to see some super hyper technologically advanced stuff before I make a decision." Chris said.
B pressed a button, and a robot appeared out of the floor with a plate of marshmallows.
"That's pretty nifty!" Chris said.
The robot gave Chris a marshmallow, which he quickly ate.
Confessional: "Oh yeah!" B wrote, boasting. "Am I a genius or what?"
"There are foot rests, too!" Sam told Chris.
"There are!?" Chris said. He walked over to one of the stools, pressed a button on the side, and a foot rest came out.
"Isn't it cool?" Staci said.
"Absolutely not!" Chris told her. "That would just make you more comfortable, and I hate seeing you in comfort!"
"Hmph, trust B to forget about Chris's sadism.." Scott said, glaring at the inventor.
"However, having a robot do my job for me while I still get paid is a definite plus, so let's say 7/10!" Chris announced.
"We'll take it!" Dawn told him.
The next campfire Chris went to was the Maggot's campfire. It was completely Chris themed, from the seats looking like Chris, to the marshmallows looking like Chris. Even the fire looked like Chris.
"WOW!" Chris said. "This is incredible!"
"Heh, I knew my plan would work!" Jo bragged.
"Um, that was my plan.." Zoey grumbled, though she didn't want Jo to hear because she wanted to keep her life.
"Very good Jo!" Chris praised. "I was gonna give this a 10/10, but since you raided my trailer, I'll have to give it a 9/10 instead!"
Brick, Anne Maria and Jo cheered, though Zoey was still sad about Jo taking credit for her plan.
"Hey, the plan of using Chris's ego was brilliant!" Mike whispered to Zoey. "Jo's a jerk for stealing the credit."
Zoey blushed and whispered back "Thanks!"
Confessional: "I've been drawn to Zoey ever since we got here, and can you blame me?" Mike asked the camera. "She's like, the nicest girl I've ever met! I wonder if she'll go out with a guy like me. See, I have this.." Mike struggled to find a word. "Quirk? I just hope my condition doesn't ruin everything for me again.."
The final campfire was Team Lightning's.
"Hey Lightning, what's your campfire like?" Chris asked Lightning, walking up to him.
"What campfire?" Lightning said.
"Uhh, the one you were supposed to build for the challenge?" Chris told him.
"Oh, I must have forgotten, I didn't build one!" Lightning said.
"You didn't build one?" Chris said. "That means you get a 0/10!"
"Sha-dang it!" said Lightning.
Everyone was gathered at the front of the cabins, waiting for Chris to announce the results.
"Well guys, Most of you tried your hardest, but it's time to announce the placements!" Chris told them. "The Maggots win with a spectacular Chris themed campfire that got a 9/10!"
The Maggots cheered. "And as a reward, They get to have their campfire be used for eliminations for the rest of the season!" Chris said. The cheering stopped after he said that.
Confessional: "Ugh!" Zoey said. "If I'd known that we'd have to sit in Chris shaped chairs for the rest of the season, then I wouldn't have suggested it!"
"The Rats place second with a 7/10!" Chris told everyone. "Their campfire won't be used, but they won't have to send anyone home tonight either!"
"Wait, but that means I lose!" Lightning said.
"Correct!" Chris said. "Because Lightning didn't build anything, he got a 0/10, which means he loses!"
Confessional: "Whatever, I know I'm not getting voted off!" Lightning said. "There's no one else on the team who can vote for me!"
"Hey, Chris!" Owen said, running up to him. "Sorry I'm late, the traffic was crazy!"
"Once again, you're not in this season." Chris told him.
"Oh yeah!" Owen said.
Suddenly, a helicopter came over and lowered a rope to Owen. "Well, there's my ride!" He told everyone. "See ya!" He grabbed onto the rope and the helicopter flew away.
"Anyways, there's a new rule regarding the cabins in place!" Chris said, gesturing towards the cabins. "Notice how one of them is larger than the other?"
"Uh, yeah!" Dakota said. "It would be hard not to."
"Well, the winning team of each round gets to sleep in it! In this case, it's the Maggots." Chris announced. "The second placing team, in this case the Rats, get the smaller one!"
"Yah, this'll be like a fun sleepover!" Staci told the other girls on the rats. "I have so many fun stories to tell about my family!"
"What about me?" Lightning asked.
"Oh, you'll find out!" Chris said with a smirk. "First, you have to go to elimination."
Confessional: "Sharing a room with Staci?" Dawn said. "Oh this won't be fun.."
It was later at night, and the elimination ceremony had started. Like Chris had told everyone before, the Maggot's Chris themed campfire on the beach was being used.
"Hey, How do you like the new campfire?" Chris asked Lightning, who was sitting on one of the Chris themed chairs.
"It sucks!" Lightning said. "It should have been Sha-Lightning themed!"
"Team Lightning, you've casted your vote and made your decision." Chris said, ignoring Lightning. "Everyone will receive a Chrismallow, but the person with the most votes will receive the Toxic Chrismallow of Loserdom!"
As Chris said that, Chef came in with a hazmat suit on and a glowing green Chrismallow on a plate.
"Dude, the only person Lightning could vote for was himself!" Lightning said. "This is even worse than the time I got sha-stabbed in the locker room of my high school!"
"Would being safe make you feel better?" Chris asked Lightning.
"Of course it would!" Lightning yelled.
"Well, here's your Chrismallow then!" Chris said, tossing Lightning the Chris-shaped marshmallow.
"Sha-what!?" Lightning said in surprise, which quickly turned into joy. "Ah yeah, another chance at the million!" Lightning ate his Chrismallow.
"Cameron was involved in a completely mysterious and unknown accident, so he has to be medically evacuated from the game!" Chris said as an intern wheeled in a traumatised looking Cameron in a wheelchair and a full body cast.
"Chef, give him the Toxic Chrismallow!" Chris ordered. Chef obliged and threw it at Cameron, though it narrowly missed.
it cut to Chris and Chef were with Cameron on a new Chris themed Dock of Shame. It was quickly put together by a group of interns prior in the afternoon, so it wasn't the best quality.
"Cameron, it's time for you to take the Hurl of Shame!" Chris told him.
"Uhh, Chris.." Chef said.
"Please don't tell me we lost the Hurl of Shame in the explosion too.." Chris said.
"Yeah, we did, but I have a replacement!" Chef announced, pulling a whistle out of his pants. "Here, blow into this!"
"It's kind of weird that's in been in your pants but okay." Chris said.
Chris blew into the whistle, and a giant bird came from the sky.
"Woah.." Chris said as the bird carried Cameron away. "I guess we're using the Bird of Shame now!"
"See? Pretty cool, huh?" Chef said.
"I would have preferred the Hurl of Shame, but this is fine." Chris told Chef before facing the camera. "One down, Twelve to go!" He said. "Who's the next in line? Find out next time, on..
TOTAL!
DRAMA!
REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!"
"So, where am I supposed to sleep?" Lightning asked as he walked over to Chris and Chef.
"Oh, I didn't plan for three teams." Chris said. "So I guess the last-placing one has to sleep outside, which is you!"
"Aw, man!" Lightning said, walking off.
13th - Cameron
Mutant Maggots: Jo, Brick, Zoey, Mike, Anne Maria
Toxic Rats: Scott, B, Dawn, Dakota, Sam, Staci
Team Lightning: Lightning
Notes:
And the first chapter is finally done! Thank you to the twelve people who applied, I'm sure this will be as amazing as it will be chaotic, as you can do whatever you want in your chapter as long as it doesn't contradict the previous chapters. If you got in, then I recommend following this fic to know when it's your turn to write your chapter.
Anyways, You might be surprised at Cameron being the first boot, especially HOW he got out. I booted him first to shake things up, seeing as he won the canon season.
You might notice a few changes from the canon season, such as the Chris-themed campfire ceremonies, the Giant Bird of Shame replacing the Hurl of Shame, Lightning being on his own team, and the new rule regarding the cabins: The team that gets 1st place in the challenge gets the bigger cabin, 2nd place gets the smaller cabin, and 3rd place has to sleep outside. I hope people keep these in their chapters, but it's fine if you don't keep them.
One of the biggest changes is me changing the challenge. You can do this in your chapter too or you can use the same challenge as canon.
The next chapter will be written by The Riverian. He's a pretty experienced writer so I'm looking forward to what he can bring to the table.