Co-Written by BlueJacket242
Exactly one week had flown by since Spongebob and his friends had experienced Sandy's new device and embarked on an intriguing adventure. During their escapades, Spongebob stumbled upon some interesting facts about Squidward and Mrs. Puff. Despite this newfound knowledge, Spongebob managed to maintain a sense of normalcy whenever he interacted with them while on the job at the Krusty Krab. Nevertheless, on this particular day, he found himself feeling a tad bored while flipping patties. Though he loved his job, he couldn't help but feel that he had become accustomed to a certain level of excitement in his life.
Reflecting on his recent experiences, Spongebob acknowledged that spending time with Pearl or Sandy always brought a surge of energy and enthusiasm. Speaking of which, he recalled a delightful evening when a certain bubble-butt whale had sent him some pictures, which he enjoyed, but it also made him hesitant to approach Mr. Krabs.
"Flipping Krabby Patties is starting to lose its thrill," SpongeBob mused to himself, sighing in boredom.
Suddenly, the entrance to the Krusty Krab swung open, and a confident and radiant figure strutted in as if they owned the place. The sound immediately caught Spongebob's attention from the kitchen, and he peered up through the window to see who it was.
"Sandy?"
"Hey there, Squidward. Do you mind if I go inside and talk to Spongebob for a moment?" Sandy inquired, addressing the octopus who was engrossed in reading his magazines and barely bothered to look up at her.
"Oh, sure! Go ahead, Sandy!" Squidward said happily before toning it down, "I mean, sure, Squirrel, I don't care." The squid then left to go to the restroom.
Sandy looks at him weirdly before going inside the master cook quarters which was the kitchen.
"Say Spongebob, did you noticed Squidward is acting a bit weird lately?" She asked, sensing that something wasn't right.
"Ummm," SpongeBob stuttered, thinking of what he should say, "Ummm, I actually don't know either, Sandy. It looks like he's in a good mood for some reason. Even when I annoyed him and asked something, he actually didn't yell at me. He just said 'no' in a calm voice."
"Huh...well even a grumpy barnacle gets in a good mood once in a while" Sandy said with a shrug.
'Yeah, especially when they are getting laid' Spongebob thought.
"But that's besides the point, I came here in fact to ask you if your free to hang out tonight, there is this cool place they opened recently downtown but Pearl cant come with me this time"
"Oh, sure, Sandy! I'm down for anything!" SpongeBob eagerly agreed before a puzzled expression formed on his face, "Wait, why can't Pearl come with you this time? Did she do something wrong again?"
"She got bad grades in one of her assignments, and now her dad wants her to focus solely on studying until her grades improve," Sandy replied, knowing Pearl's struggle with subjects like math.
"Oh, that makes sense," SpongeBob nodded, secretly relieved that he wouldn't have to deal with Pearl's presence for a while, 'Welp, at least I don't have to deal with her for a while, haha...I hope...'
"So, this place opens tonight, right?" SpongeBob inquired.
Sandy took out a waterproof piece of paper and handed it to him. "Yep, it's right here in this part of town, and below that, I wrote the time to arrive. I'd be more than happy if you could make it tonight."
"Of course, Sandy! You know I would never let you down!" SpongeBob beamed with excitement and gave her a gentle hug.
"Hehe, likewise, little buddy," Sandy replied warmly.
During the hug, SpongeBob couldn't resist stealing a quick peek at Sandy's large behind, discreetly covered by her diving suit, which triggered a surge of arousal. He quickly composed himself and returned to his default face.
"I'll see you there tonight. Until then, will it really just be you and me?" SpongeBob asked, trying to suppress his eagerness.
"Yep! Just you and me!" Sandy confirmed, unaware of SpongeBob's internal excitement, 'This almost sounds like I'm going on a date with her, hehehehe!'
As Sandy waved goodbye and walked away from the kitchen, SpongeBob took another chance to stare at her swaying Texas ass! Quickly regaining his focus, he got back to flipping patties just as Squidward returned, humming happily.
"Good morning, Squidward! How was your break?" SpongeBob greeted cheerfully.
"Oh, you know, just took a quick break in the bathroom for some me time, nothing much. What about you? Did Sandy come to ask you out or something?" Squidward chuckled.
"Oh yeah, she did ask me to test one of her inventions with her," SpongeBob replied with a smile. He technically wasn't lying since he, Patrick, Pearl, and Sandy had indeed taken a trip with Sandy's new device.
"You mean like right now?" Squidward raised an eyebrow.
"Not right now, right now, just later tonight, once I finish my shift here," SpongeBob clarified, stating the obvious, "You know me, Squidward. I'm not the type to leave my post."
"Hey, I might have let her come in to talk to you, but did that bother you? You could have told her to stay out since only workers are allowed in the kitchen. But I guess you couldn't say no to a pretty lady like Sandy, huh, Spongebob?"
"Yeah, you're right, Squid! You always seem to have a point. That's why you're one of the smartest and most brilliant friends I've ever had!"
"Whoa, even smarter than Patrick?" Squidward smirked before rolling his eyes, "Don't let him find that out, or he'll get jealous."
"Eh, Patrick can surprise us with his smarts when he wants to," SpongeBob shrugged.
Despite Patrick's silliness, he had shown flashes of intelligence on a few occasions, impressing Squidward and Sandy Cheeks themselves, though they often saw him as an idiot, especially Squidward.
"Whatever, just be careful when hanging out with Sandy. I may not be around her as much as you, but we all know she can be a bit wild when left unchecked for too long," Squidward warned before returning to his post and magazine.
'You're one to talk, SquidWild!' SpongeBob thought, playfully nicknaming Squidward in his mind, "Yes, sir, Squidward!" The sponge playfully saluted before getting back to flipping Krabby Patties... again.
Perhaps one day, he'd create his own special type of patties that wouldn't make customers glow in the dark... probably.
*Night Time*
After finishing work, SpongeBob rushed home to take a quick shower and get ready for his meet-up with Sandy, hoping he wouldn't be late.
'Hope I'm not too late! I promised her I wouldn't be late this time,' SpongeBob thought anxiously. Finally arriving at the venue, he exclaimed, "There it is!"
The place was adorned with an animated neon sign on the roof, depicting a clam swigging from a bottle and looking quite inebriated, with crossed eyes and bubbles rising.
"Woah...This place looks amazing!" SpongeBob marveled in glee before reminding himself of someone important, "Right, I need to see if Sandy's here!"
"Grrr...Guess I better get in line... I can at least wait for her," he thought, making his way towards the line while admiring someone's stylish outfit. "Woah, nice outfit."
"Hm, thanks," the person in line responded, "What's your name, little dude?"
"SpongeBob SquarePants! And you are?"
"Heh, just call me Xever," the friendly person with glasses replied, "So, who are you waiting for?"
"Oh, just waiting for a friend to arrive, she's from the surface," SpongeBob explained while talking to the attractive Pink Sea Horse woman.
"Heh, can't wait to see what she looks like if she's from the surface," Xever said with a smile, "So, first time here?"
"Totally, she invited me. I just hope they let me in and don't make any funny assumptions like the last place I went," SpongeBob said, recalling a past incident that left him feeling grumpy.
"What do you mean by that?" Xever asked, a bit confused about what the sea sponge was referring to.
"Oh, there was this one place that didn't let me in because you had to be tough to get in! Well... I wasn't tough enough for them," SpongeBob explained.
"Awww," Xever gently patted SpongeBob's back with her tail, "I think you're tough, both on the inside and on the outside." She smiled warmly.
"How? You don't even know me, but thanks anyway."
"True, I just met you, but I bet you've had lots of adventures to prove that you're already tough, am I correct?"
"I mean... yeah, I didn't record most of them, but yeah! I'm quite the tough bo-I mean, guy!" SpongeBob said, puffing his chest proudly.
Xever chuckled, "Woah, settle down, tough guy. You're not even inside yet... And I don't see your girlfriend either," she playfully teased.
"O-Oh! Uhm... she's not really my girlfriend, just a longtime friend, that's all," SpongeBob stammered, feeling a blush creeping up.
"Oh, don't worry, dude, I'm just kidding! Haha!" Xever laughed good-naturedly before spotting someone. "Um, is there by any chance that your friend is a squirrel?" she asked SpongeBob.
"Yeah, how did you know?" SpongeBob replied, intrigued.
"Because she's walking towards us," Xever pointed out.
"Wait, seriously?" SpongeBob turned around and indeed saw his best friend, Sandy, approaching them. However, he couldn't help but be captivated by her presence.
"Spongebob, I'm here!" Sandy said with excitement, running towards him, causing her chest to jiggle nicely within her suit.
The sight of Sandy's jiggling figure made Xever blush slightly, appreciating the sight. 'Woah, would you look at that, heh.'
"Whoa, Sandy, glad you're-MMMFHHH!" SpongeBob was about to speak but got cut off when Sandy enveloped him in a big, enthusiastic hug.
"Wow!" Xever was amazed by the hug's intensity.
For someone who wasn't even his girlfriend, Sandy seemed remarkably eager to give him such an energetic hug. The seahorse woman couldn't help but be impressed. Sandy eventually released SpongeBob from the hug, seemingly without a care in the world.
"I'm so glad you managed to come!" Sandy beamed at SpongeBob.
"H-Happy to be h-here, Sandy!" SpongeBob coughed slightly, still recovering from the tight embrace.
"Wow, that was something, hah," Xever chuckled a bit.
Sandy then noticed Xever, prompting SpongeBob to introduce them. "Sandy, meet Xever. Xever, meet Sandy."
"A pleasure to meet you, dear," Xever greeted Sandy with a charming tone.
"Hey there, stranger. Are you new here? I have a keen memory for most faces around Bikini Bottom, but I don't remember you," Sandy inquired, rubbing her chin before extending her hand for a shake.
"I've been in Bikini Bottom before, but I'm just visiting," Xever admitted with a friendly smile, "This is my first time seeing creatures from above down here, so this is amazing."
"Oh, I'm nothing special, really. Just doing my research here and there, you know?" Sandy replied, blushing slightly at being called "amazing" by someone she barely met.
"Heh, I can see that," Xever chuckled, "So, who's ready to have some fun?"
"I'm most certainly ready!" SpongeBob exclaimed, getting back up and energized.
"Great!" Xever said with a smile before realizing they still had to wait in line, "We still have to wait for the line to be shorter, though..."
"Yeah, this place is nearly full, I think. Until then, why don't we get to know each other better?" Sandy suggested.
"Sure, why not," Xever agreed, "I used to be one of the fastest sea horses where I came from until I decided to quit and come to Bikini Bottom!" She ended with a smile, "How about you, thicc-cheeks?"
Sandy chuckled, already familiar with the nickname. "Well, first of all, I used to live in Texas. In my spare time, I'm a scientist, but currently, I'm part of a company called Treedome Enterprises. We manage tree domes as residential establishments. One day, they sent me here to study undersea life."
"Wow, that sounds cool! I wish I could visit Texas someday and meet actual surface people. Seriously, I've heard amazing rumors about it, but I also heard some silly rumor that Texas is, and I quote, 'stupid,' which I think isn't true," Xever replied before pondering, "Being a scientist sounds awesome, though. Think you could show me some inventions if we bump into each other again?"
"Oh, you know how rumors are, they come and go, and before you know it, everyone believes them without seeing it with their own eyes. And really? Usually, people think science is boring and hard to understand," Sandy explained.
"Heh, I was once a geek myself before I got into sports. Maybe I should get back to science again, huh."
"Really now? Oh, I bet you're still quite smart on the field even when a bit rusty," SpongeBob chimed in.
"Awww, thanks, little guy," Xever said with a smile before changing the subject, "So, how about you, little dude?"
"Oh, I'm glad you asked! I am SpongeBob SquarePants and if I should say so myself," SpongeBob said, a tad cocky before puffing his chest, "I work at the Krusty Krab, home of the best burger of all seven seas, the Krabby Patty."
"The Krusty Krab? Oooooh! I think I've seen that place before. It looks nice. The only thing that annoys me is that crab dude," Xever admitted before returning to the topic at hand, "Bet you're the best of the best, huh?"
Spongebob blushes and giggles, a bit of his childish aspect "Well I had a hard time...for a while here and there when it came to cooking but I like to think im pretty professional about it" He said, remembering the time he tried cooking anything that wasn't a Krabby Patty only to go back to it.
"Heh, pretty cool!" She said, "I actually once dated a girl before coming here. However, our relationship didn't last long"
"Oh no...whatever happened?" Spongebob asked casually.
"Hey now man" Sandy bumps his shoulder "That's a bit personal, ready the room"
"Ouch, ok sorry. Sometimes I tend to be a bit too curious" Spongebob said.
"Ehe, it's fine. Not your fault," She shrugged, "Let's just say that she and I were doing well, but our life choices got in the way so we decided to go our separate ways.
"Man I hate when that happens, it feels so cliche" Spongebob said, seeing movies like that before.
"Yeah, but that's life. I can only hope that things can get better for me," She said with a smile. That was when she saw the line finally getting shorter, "Wow, time does go fast"
"You know it! Let's go, I want to drink something tasty tonight baby" Sandy said.
"Alright, now you're talking!" Xever said with a smirk, getting in with her new friends.
The three of them manage to get inside and take a look inside the new place to see how it was on the inside and worth all the hype.
"Alright, let's see what this place is all about!" SpongeBob shouts in excitement.
The place was very spacious on the inside more than outside, there was a lot inside already of all kinds having fun, the music had a good tune, the lights were colorful and it had a bar, dance floor and even poles for dancing. Spongebob and Sandy looked around in awe, enjoying and being excited to explore a bit and have some fun.
"Woah...This place looks amazing!" Xever exclaims.
"This almost reminds me of the Texas Strip Club dream" SpongeBob whispers to Sandy.
"Yeah but it's not exactly the sa-" Sandy then stops, before seeing what seemed to be Patrick seating next to the bar "Is...that Patrick?"
SpongeBob also took a glance of where the squirrel was looking at and he saw the exact same person, "Patrick?!"
"Patrick? Who's Patrick?" Xever asked, a bit confused of who they were talking about.
"Oh he is my best friend and he is right there, you two don't mind if I go there say hi to him right?" Spongebob asked.
"Sure, go ahead, I'm not stopping ya" Xever said with a smile.
"Go for it, SpongeBob" Sandy replied, patting her spongey friend on the back.
The yellow Sponge smiles before he walks towards his friend who didn't see as he approached and then tapped on his shoulder.
"Hey there Patrick, I didnt knew you were gonna be here"
"Uh?" The starfish turned around, only to see his best friend, "Oh, hey SpongeBob! Didn't know you would be here, haha! How are ya doing, buddy?"
"Oh I'm doing fine, I just came here by sheer coincidence because Sandy invited me but it was a surprise seeing you here because I never see you in places like this...I mean this is my first time too but you know" Spongebob said, trying to explain himself.
"Well everyone said how cool this place was and I decided to come and check it out, I just found this funny water which tasted bitter at first but now I love it" Patrick said showing him a bottle of Beer.
The sponge was shocked that his best friend was actually holding a bottle of Beer right now, "Woah, Patrick, you're actually drinking Beer?"
"So that's what it's called? Huh...cool, I drank like three of these already and it tastes better each time" He said as he proceeded to drink more, gulping it.
'Woah... Just Woah' The sponge was amazed to see his friend like this. However, even he himself wanted to try it as well, "May I try some?"
"Sure, man! Here, I'll give you my last one for this round," Patrick said, offering SpongeBob a different brand of drink called Duff.
"Hmmmmm," SpongeBob inspected the bottle for a few seconds before opening the lid and taking a sip. His eyes lit up with delight after tasting the fantastic liquid. 'OMG! This is my first time, and it already feels and tastes so good!'
"Really hits the spot, doesn't it?" Patrick said with a funny face, "Not as great as the Goofy Goober Sunday, of course."
"I need more of that stuff!" SpongeBob exclaimed excitedly before trying to compose himself, "Uh, I-I mean, y-yeah, heh. There's more of that, right?"
"As long as you keep that hard cold cash coming, SquarePants, hehehe," Patrick replied with a smirk.
"Deal!" SpongeBob grinned back with a similar smirk.
As the song "Ice Spice & Nicki Minaj - Princess Diana" played in the background, Sandy and Xever were dancing together to the beat.
"Damn! I love this place already! The music is amazing!" Xever said with a smile.
"Oh yeah! You know it, girl. This place already made a good first impression," Sandy said, moving enthusiastically to the rhythm.
"Hell yeah!" Xever continued dancing until she took a peek at Sandy's thicc buns. 'Holy shit!'
Sandy's suit hugged her figure nicely, accentuating her curves without being uncomfortably tight. The fabric allowed her to move freely, making her dance as if she weren't wearing anything at all.
'Damn! I know I just met her, but I think I'm in love with her ass!' Xever thought to herself before asking, "Hey, quick question! What would happen if someone you just met happened to slap your ass? I'm not asking for me, I'm asking for my other friends, h-heh," she said, blushing and staring at Sandy's cheeks while dancing.
"Well, that is a pretty descriptive question. Well, first off, I guess I'm a bit biased when it comes to girls because I'd see it more as a joke rather than anything serious, but I would still be angry and tell them to stop. With guys, I might resort to violence a bit quicker. No one gets to touch my piece of Texas without permission!" Sandy said assertively as she playfully slapped her own ass.
Xever gulped in fear and pleasure, her nose starting to bleed slightly. "Point taken," she stuttered.
"What about you? What would you do if someone touched that big ol' tail you got going?" Sandy asked, intrigued.
"Well, with my dearest friends, I'd take it as a joke, but I'd still tell them to stop. If it's a stranger or some creep, I might slightly choke them with my tail before letting them go. There are a few exceptions though... i-if it's someone I really like, heh," Xever answered with a teasing smile.
"What does touching the tail mean for seahorses?" Sandy curiously inquired.
"I gotta admit, even I don't know, heh."
"Oh..." Sandy expected a more interesting answer but moved on, "Well, how much has Bikini Bottom changed ever since you came here?"
"Hmmm, I would say... Everything's pretty much the same as the last time I came here. I visited Bikini Bottom on a school field trip when I was young, with a few friends of mine," Xever replied before getting back into the groove, "Anyways, that's how my life was, heh."
"Pretty average, huh? Not gonna lie, you have this look like you've done a lot of fun stuff in life," Sandy said with a playful smile.
"Yeah, I guess," Xever agreed before using her tail to spin around the dance floor, performing a split in mid-air, "Nailed it!"
Sandy's eyes lit up with excitement, "Yo! Girl, that move was awesome!"
"Hehe, why thank you," Xever giggled.
"I'll take this as a challenge and do my best as well!" Sandy declared, ready to show off her dance moves.
"Bring it on, Squirrel-Cheeks~" Xever replied confidently.
*Meanwhile*
SpongeBob and Patrick had enjoyed their bonding time, drinking beer and sharing laughs.
"H-Haha... Haha... This is some... G-Good shit!" SpongeBob laughed, hiccuping in between.
"You know it, man..." Patrick looked at something and nudged his friend, "Hey, SpongeBob."
"Y-Yeah, buddy?" SpongeBob responded, hiccuping again.
"Look at that guy over there. Doesn't he look weird?" Patrick pointed out.
As Patrick pointed to an unusual creature that resembled Plankton but was different, SpongeBob couldn't help but feel astonished by its appearance. This particular member of Plankton's species had striking black hair, a stylish mustache, and an amusing top hat, which, oddly enough, was complemented by sunglasses worn indoors.
SpongeBob was taken aback by the sight, commenting, "Hmm... he does resemble Plankton, but there's something unique about him. Those sunglasses are quite cool, though."
Patrick, feeling a bit intoxicated, chimed in with amusement, "Yeah, and that tiny hat is just adorable and silly! I'm going over there to check him out!"
SpongeBob, who would normally be concerned about Patrick's reckless actions, found himself surprisingly relaxed due to the influence of the drinks. Instead, there was another curiosity building up inside him, prompting him to want to explore this new character further.
"Ooooohhhhh..." He continued to hiccup before watching the two girls dancing.
Sandy and Xever were dancing and moving with everything they had, trying to outdo the other with their different styles of dance.
"I may not be thicc but I still got some skills!" Xever claims, trying to win.
"Your gonna tell me that tail you got there aint thicc enough?" Sandy said doing a backflip and acting like she had an invisible lasso, moving it around her.
"Ooooooo~ You're gonna regret saying that~" Xever then used her tail to gently grab Sandy's arm before spinning her around amazingly and grabbing a hold onto her by the waist, "Gotta admit, you look amazing~"
Sandy looks at her eyes for a moment before blushing, feeling her tail around her waist "Uhm...likewise? Hehe you really know how to use that tail huh?"
"I sure do," She giggles, "Also, sorry about that." She then let her go before spinning around which caused her tail to smack Sandy's thicc cheeks by accident, "OH shit! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that! I swear."
That took Sandy by surprise which in turn made her let out a little moan that was quite loud but thanks to the song only Xever was able to hear half of it, the squirrel girl blushed in embarrassment after realizing what just happened.
'OMG! Look how her ass jiggles... Wait, why am I thinking like that?! Sure, she might not punch me, but now she probably hates me!' The pink sea horse thought to herself, feeling really bad while also staring at the squirrel's ass and blushes.
"D-Do you do that to all your dancing partners?" Sandy said with a weak smile, trying to act like nothing happened even though her accidental tail whip stung.
"N-No, n-not really. T-That was actually my first time." Xever replies with a weak smile as well, trying to pretend that she didn't know what the squirrel was talking about.
"Is that so huh?" Sandy said, eyeing her up and down "How about we stop dancing for now and have something to drink?"
"S-Sure, l-let's do that!" Xever quickly replied.
Spongebob all the while watched the scene unfold, smiling goofy.
"Such good friends" He said taking a sip of his beer "Lucky bitch too, getting to slap Sandys ass too"
That was when Sandy and Xever were coming his way.
"Oh, hey girls, what's up?" SpongeBob greeted, trying to act nonchalant, despite witnessing the chaos that had just unfolded.
"U-Ummm, w-we're doing good, bro," Xever replied with a weak smile, attempting to compose herself.
"Hey, where is Patrick? He was with you, right?" Sandy inquired, her curiosity piqued.
"Hmm? ...Oh! Yeah, wait, what was he doing again?" SpongeBob feigned forgetfulness, not wanting to reveal the trouble Patrick had gotten himself into.
Just then, a blood-curdling scream echoed through the air, catching their attention. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"W-What was that, Patrick?" Sandy asked, concern evident in her voice.
"Oh, uh!" SpongeBob stammered, quickly placing the bottle he had been drinking back on the counter. "That sounds like Patrick, alright. I should probably go check on him."
With a sense of urgency, SpongeBob leaped off his seat and hurried towards the source of the scream, leaving the girls with their bottles of beer.
Meanwhile, Patrick found himself in a heated confrontation with the Plankton-lookalike. "Get off me!" Patrick yelled, attempting to fend off the tiny attacker.
"I told you what was gonna happen if you don't leave me alone, you pink bastard!" the Plankton-lookalike seethed, relentlessly assaulting Patrick.
Patric screamed as he stumbled backward, knocking over tables and drinks in his desperate attempt to escape the angry Plankton on his face, causing a scene that disturbed other guests.
In a state of distress, Patrick resorted to trying to remove the Plankton-lookalike by force, even resorting to hitting himself in the face. But the tenacious little creature clung on, pulling at Patrick's eyelashes.
"Ow!" The starfish screamed in pain before finally managing to yank the green speck off his face and slamming him to the ground with a loud SPLAT! Although alive, the Plankton-lookalike was clearly in pain.
SpongeBob rushed to the scene just in time to witness the aftermath of Patrick's antics. "By Neptune's beard, Patrick, what did you do?" he exclaimed, sobering up a bit from the sudden turn of events.
"This guy tried to hurt me!" Patrick explained, pointing accusingly at the Plankton-lookalike.
The green speck retorted, "This pink idiot tried to steal my hat and sunglasses!"
Turning to his friends with a disappointed expression, SpongeBob questioned Patrick, "Patrick... is that true?"
"NO!" Patrick initially insisted, but under the stern gaze of SpongeBob, he reluctantly admitted, "Y-Yeah... Yeah, I tried to steal his stuff. But his stuff is so cool!"
"Just because something looks cool doesn't mean you should take it!" the green little dude retorted angrily before turning to SpongeBob for help. "Say, um... Y-Yellow, dude, think you could, um, help me out, please?"
"Oh yeah, sorry about that uhm..." SpongeBob stuttered, trying to find the right words.
"Just call me Green go," the Plankton-lookalike introduced himself, revealing a different voice and demeanor from Plankton's usual schemes.
SpongeBob extended a helping hand to Green go, helping him up from the floor. He noticed that Green go's mustache and hair were crooked, indicating they were fake, which further set him apart from Plankton's conniving nature.
"Now, Patrick, apologize for what you did," SpongeBob instructed, taking Patrick's tiny hat away before returning it to its rightful owner. "Being drunk is no excuse!"
"Hmmmm...Okay," Patrick grumbled, feeling remorseful as he calmed down and looked down at Green go. "I-I'm sorry for what I was doing, Mr. Green."
Green go simply huffed and grabbed his hat, correcting Patrick, "I'm not a Mr, but thanks anyway. Just try not to act like a jackass from now on," he warned in a low whisper that only he could hear. "It would be a shame to have to whack you."
"O-Okay..." Patrick replied nervously, seeking refuge behind SpongeBob, who remained unaware of the subtle threat.
"Sorry about what my friend did, Green. I'll keep him in check next time." SpongeBob said with a smile.
"Whatever" The Plankton said before walking away from them.
Spongebob just sighs "Let's get back to Sandy and the others, I keep tabs on you"
"O-Okay" Patrick gulped in fear, just glad to get away from Green.
Back with the girls, they were having a great time of their lives that they almost forgot what happened earlier on the dance floor.
"This is so good!" Xever replied with her eyes twitching.
"Yeah I can't stop drinking it because of how good it is, my throat is burning and I'm feeling energetic," Sandy said, giggling.
"S-Same!" She said before she hiccuped, "Man! I LOVE this shit!"
Sandy looks at the starge and sees what seemed to be a pole for striptease, strangely placed right at the centre of the stage, would they perhaps have a show later? But thanks to the amount of alcohool that Sandy had ingested and previous thoughts invading her mind, she started to think about a new plan for the night.
"You know what? I'm gonna have more fun"
Normally, Xever would ask if she was okay in concern. However, thanks to the amount of alcohol she got as well, she wasn't thinking straight.
"Fuck it, me too"
The two of them get up and walk to the stage, leaving Spongebob and Patrick confused as they are not there anymore.
"Hey where is Sandy?"
"I don't know," Patrick told him, "Hmmmm... Wait, why are there bottles of Beer? We only had four here last time."
"Forty? Oh...damn that ain't good" Spongebob started looking around for any signal, before hearing cheering.
"Huh? Where is all this cheering coming from?" The starfish asked, confused of what's happening.
"Oh, this is getting good!" One of the fishpeople said before turning his attention towards the sponge and the star, "YO! Dudes! Check this out!"
Spongebob and Patrick did as they were told and looked towards what everyone else was staring at after pushing some of them away, and what they saw...was shocking!
"Sandy?! Xever?!" SpongeBob was surprised to see them like this.
"SpongeBob? What's Sandy doing with the other girl?" Patrick asked while drooling, already having hearts flying around his head.
Sandy Cheeks was on stage, with her back turned to everyone else as she was shaking her hips making her ass cheeks wiggle widely like jello for everyone to see while Xever was moving her slim body around the pole dancing, sexily and skillfully.
"Hey everyone~" Xever replied with a seductive tone, "I hope you're enjoying the show, 'cause you're about to have a taste of TEXAS and TAIL Tonight!"
"Hell yeah they will" Sandy said before she got the other side of the pole, putting it between her cheeks, wiggling "The night is young and so is our need for some fun"
"Damn girl~ Any man and woman would die for that piece of ass~" Xever said, "Hell, someone might want to be buried between them~"
"Oh really now? Who do you say would be lucky enough in your opinion to have a go hmm?" Sandy said, turning around and looking closely.
The pink sea horse then licked her lips, "Maybe, perhaps a cute, shy, submissive, hot seahorse~" She said while acting clueless.
"Oooh? Really? Might as well do something to attract that someone closer then"
Sandy giggled as she smacked her own ass around, swinging it side to side as she looked back at the crowd giving them a wink and spreading her legs apart, before moving her fluffy tails around in a circle, acting clueless.
"Oh geez, I hope she is around"
"OMG, SpongeBob! You're seeing this?!" Patrick asked, already getting horny.
"Y-Yeah," SpongeBob answered, also getting excited.
Xever, on the other hand, had her eyes lit up and stared at the Texas-Cheek Ass of glory! "Holy TEXAS!"
"I sure hope no one takes advantage of the fact I am in such precarious position, my backside is completely defenceless"
The pink seahorse tried to control herself, but with the alcohol in her system, she couldn't take it and dove her face between that tasty Texas meal. "Mmmmmmmmmmffffffpppppppp!"
Patrick gasps, losing his mind "Holy Barnacles, Spongebob you seeing this? She did it ! She done exactly what we wish we could do"
"HOLY NEPTUNE!" SpongeBob exclaims, "She sure did, Buddy!" The sponge and starfish were cheering along with the rest of the crowd. However, unknown to either of them, there was an erection on the sponge's squarepants.
"I wish I had my cell phone now to record this," Patrick said groggily.
"I think everyone else got you covered" Spongebob said as many of the fishes here would have phones.
"They must have really drank a lot," Patrick smirked.
"Hell yeah" SpongeBob smirked as well.
The pink sea horse continued having her face buried between Sandy's cheeks before she started to lift her face off between them. That was when the squirrel grabbed the back of the sea horse's head and put her head back where it was.
"MMMMMMMFFFFPPPPP!" Xever mumbled in pleasure.
"Oh no, you ain't leavin Texas that easy girl, not until I say so so get back to business and make sure you do it nice and good, the sound of your muffled voice is music to my ears" Sandy said, smiling ear to ear.
"Damn..." Patrick said, feeling his blood run to his other head "I wish that was me, why can't it be me Spongebob?"
"Uhm...Because she didn't choose you?" Spongebob sweet drops, but understands where he is coming from.
"Mmmmfffpppp!" Xever muffled in understanding and started sniffing her ass, 'Mmmmmm~ Smells like caramel and chocolate together in one.' She then started licking her ass.
"S-Should we just be watching this? They might regret it later, especially with so many people watching" Spongbob said not just that, but the fact that this was really making him feel things.
"Hmmmm...Yeah, you're probably right," Patrick replies, getting out of his horniness for a while, "But how are we supposed to stop them and get Sandy and the other girl I don't know back to normal?"
"Well...they want to have fun so maybe we can use that to our advantage and bring them to a different place where that so-called fun can happen in a more...private place" Spongebob said, thinking about either a hotel or Sandys home.
"Alright," Patrick agrees, "We can do that but not with these people in the way." That was when the starfish got off of his chair, "Okay, attention. I'm gonna need everyone to clear this space out immediately," However, nobody was moving and continued watching until, "There are free snacks inside!"
The crowd heard the word 'free' and ran towards the other selection.
"How did that work?" Spongebob ponders.
"Quick Spongebob! Their horny minds will only be swayed for a few moments towards free tasty food and booze, when they realize that's not it we are back to square one" Patrick said in a hurry.
"R-Right!" Spongebob then runs towards his friends on stage "Sorry to interrupt the fun ladies, but if you want to get spicy dont you think it would be best to do that somewhere rather than here?"
"Awwww, but I was just getting started," Sandy said with a smirk, "Oh well, it would be better than here. Ready to go, babe?~" She let go of her head so the seahorse could answer.
"Yes, Texas Goddess~" Xever replied with puppy lustful eyes.
'Geez, she sure got tamed easily' Spongebob thought, holding his laugh "Yeah and we got a comfy bed just for that, now shall we go?"
"We shall" Sandy replies, letting Xever carry her like a bride before the sponge and the two girls run out of the area.
"Huh...Now what am I supposed to do?" Patrick asked himself before he thought of something, "I guess I could get some free snacks! HAHAHA!" Patrick then ran towards the selection where the crowd was.
*Meanwhile…*
Spongebob and the two girls had managed to get out of the Drunken Clam with some of their dignity intact as Patrick decided to stay because of...reasons.
"Phew, that was close. Geez you two drank an awful lot didn't you?"
"T-The stuff was so damn good! Can you blame us?" Xever asked.
"There were forty or so bottles on the ground, not even a quarter of that was mine!" Spongebob sighs "Never mind, I will make sure to accompany you two until im sure you guys arrived safely"
"Thanks, our handsome spongey knight~" Sandy smirked at her friend.
"Heh i'm not the one being princess carried now, I thought it would be the other way around with you though Sandy" Spongebob teased her.
"Haha! He's not wrong" Xever replied with a corny smile.
"Now let's walk before you two fall down on the ground thanks to all that booze and I have to drag you there"
"Okay"
After two hours, the sponge took the two girls to a hotel. At first, he thought that he could take the two to Sandy's house before he realized that there would be a bigger misunderstanding resulting in the squirrel to beat the texas outta Xever once they were normal again. So, maybe the hotel would at least lead to a little misunderstanding once they get out of their crazed systems.
"Here we are." SpongeBob said.
"Nice place, let's book a room and be done, I want to do more than just carrying my Texas princess around" Xever said with a knowing smirk.
"Oooooo~ Someone's eager to have some more of my Texas ass, huh?" Sandy replies with a smirk.
'Oh Neptune...' The sponge groaned a bit, 'I'm starting to wish I could look at those pictures Pearl sent me'
The three then got inside of the hotel.
After the room was then given to the two girls, Spongebob waved them goodbye and give them some privacy that they deserved. Sure he didn't have as much fun as he wanted because of this mishap but it wasn't all bad, he made a new friend.
"Welp, things went a-okay, heh..." He replies sadly before cheering himself up, "At least I got a new friend." That was when his phone started ringing, "Huh? Must be Patrick." He took out his phone but once he took a look at who was calling him, he was shocked, "Pearl?" He then pressed the button, "Um, hey Pearl..."
"Hey Spongebob, I heard that Sandy invited you to that new place that opened today. I'm calling you to ask how was it and if it's worth going"
"Oh, it was AWESOME!" SpongeBob explains before going through further detail about the Drunken Clam's attractions like the food section, arcade and the stripes poles as well as telling how Sandy and a new sea horse found attraction towards each other.
"They have stripper poles? Hmm...I wonder how much weight they can take, and what was that? Oooh no joke really? I can't wait to ask her the details about that tomorrow in the morning when the hangover sets in hahaha"
"Hehe, y-yeah! Speaking of which, and I can't believe I'm saying this but ummmm, y-your ass looks amazing as ever, Pearl" SpongeBob replies while blushing, referring to those pictures she sent him a week ago.
"Hmm? Oohh I see you took a peek at those huh? I bet you enjoyed the view" Pearl smiled widely on the other hand.
"Y-Yeah but still! Don't just send those types of pics to me anytime Pearl, you may end up getting caught or more" Spongebob tried to be reasonable.
"Aww, come on! That's why it makes things fun! Besides, I bet you busted a nut looking at those pictures!" She smirked.
"No! No I didn't!" 'W-Well, I did, but it's not like I'm telling her!' "Even if I did, which I didn't, if your dad finds out, you might get grounded for life and he'll tear me apart... Literary."
"Just make sure you keep them safe, but if you're so worried feel free to delete them anytime, you can do that right?" She said, almost like daring him to do so.
"U-Uhhh, ummmmm" SpongeBob stuttered, once again getting mixed feelings, "T-True, heh. You know how to wrap people with your finger. You know that, right?"
"I been told that, never act like you dont want something unless you know you don't want it mentally or physically, it's easier to know when your lying or not"
"Ummm, y-yeah," He agrees before his feelings started to take control, "A-About those p-pictures...U-Ummm,"
Pearl edges him on, trying to make him keep on talking "What about it?"
"U-Ummmm, m-m-may I-I h-have a-another one, p-please?" 'What the hell, me?! Why did I say that?!'
"Oh my! Mr. Squarepants, are you asking for some bootylicious funtime?" Pearl laughed.
"I-Im sorry for that I was just uhm…Your just too much"
"I would have to think about it, it's not like I have a clean schedule for that at the moment but maybe when i'm in the mood for a little bit of a selfie from the point of view of my derriere I may send it to you" Pearl said as she loved the attention she could get, and the way he spoke.
"Yes ma'am. See ya." SpongeBob said, ending the call. After the phone call was over, the sponge was back to his old self, "What the hell did I just say?! OH NEPTUNE! KRABS IS GOING TO KILL ME!" He shouts.
*Meanwhile at Mr. Krabs' House*
Pearl was laughing her ass off as she couldn't believe that the sponge went from annoying-brat to a handsome man then into a freaking strange but adorable ass-loving simp.
"Maybe I went a bit too overboard with him, but I just love teasing him so much"
If someone had to ask her if she was in love with him the answer would be a no. It's mostly a kink where she enjoys making someone as weak and awkward as Spongebob to be so interested and somewhat obsessed with her ass, maybe even do things for her in exchange for a few pics.
"I had no idea Sandy was gonna get drunk and have a one night stand with a stranger or at least that's what it sounded like. Haha! Bet she might not be able to show her face after that! Can't believe these turns of events"
Someone then knocked on the door and Pearl quickly hid her phone and grabbed an Algebra book to look like she was studying.
"Come in"
Mr. Krabs then walked inside of the room, making sure that his daughter was actually doing her studying, "Hello Pearl. How are your studies going?"
"Hmm? Oh yeah, everything is coming along just fine dad. A few bumps here and there but that's just how it is''
"That's good," Mr. Krabs smiled, "Oh, I came to tell you that I'm proud of you and that I'm going on a date tomorrow"
"Yeah that's good to hear dad I will be h..." Pearl mind then reboots for a moment "Wait WHAT?! A date?!"
"Yep! I finally got over Mrs. Puff and found someone else," He smiles, "Anyway, I might be gone for tomorrow and the weekend. So, I might have to get SpongeBob or Sandy to be your tutor while I'm gone."
"Well that was quick, I will kind of miss having Mrs. Puff around but I guess that's how it goes" 'I wonder who she is with now' "But do I need a tutor?"
"Believe me, I'll miss Mrs. Puff too. As for the tutor issues, I'm not saying you're not smart, me' daughter. You're very smart, just um" He tries to think of the nicest way to say it without making his daughter upset, knowing that she has a few 'anger issues'.
"You tend to get a tiny bit distracted when not given the proper motivation. I sort of understand too, studying is boring but a necessity" Mr. Krabs tries explaining himself.
"I guess..." Pearl huffs but doesn't seem angry since she could work with the fact either of them would be her tutor"
"I'm glad you understand, Pearl," He smiled, still sweating a bit, "Look, if you be on your best Behaviour with the tutor, then I'll let you do whatever you want next time you want to have fun, as long as it doesn't cost too much money"
"Really? Nice! In that case we have a deal" Pearl said, interested now.
"That's good. Well, I'll be off tomorrow," He said, getting ready to get out of his daughter's room before stopping, "Oh, btw, while I'm out, there better not be any parties going on in this house!" He then closes the door, giving her space.
Pearl frowns at that 'As if there would be anyone interested to party in such an old looking house like this, but whatever. I can have fun with anything' "I should have asked him who he is going on a date with"
Mr. Krabs was just heading upstairs, about to sleep for tonight until his daughter called out his name, "Huh? Yes, Pearl?"
"Hey, dad! Who are you going on the date with?"
"Oh, ummm, that's a surprise, sweetie!" He then hurried up the stairs, closing his bedroom door.
Pearl just looks at that oddly '...Well hopefully he wont fuck it up' She thought before going to bed and relaxing "I find out eventually"
She then drifted to sleep, already thinking of how to tease her favorite yellow sponge tomorrow once she gets the chance and also thinking of what to do once she gets what she wants from her dad.