THE DUST STORM OF SANDMAN
(WORK IN PROGRESS)
Walking through the streets of Traverse Town was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Ax, Cia, Infernal Flame Emperor, Volcanic Doomfire, Volcanic Rocket And Fire Princess as well as 10,000 Volt Ghost, Judge, Flamite, Terminator (Dark Fate), Sublimino and Water Kang and we were there for a really fun and awesome rescue.
Me: Boy been a while since we were in Traverse Town.
Nico: It sure has been a while.
Xenia: Feels like forever.
Qin: Yeah.
Camie: Boy it sure is a nightly town.
Varie: Yeah it sure is.
Ax: I think this is awesome though.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Ax, I want to thank you, 10,000 Volt Ghost, and your teams for coming.
Ax: It's my pleasure Nico. This will be really fun and cool.
Me: It sure will.
Cia: I'm looking forward to this too.
Varie: Me too.
Nico: Cia, what do you like to do in your free time?
Cia: I'm a Tai Chi and Yoga Instructor.
Me: Good choice there.
Qin: It sure is. Tai Chi is so relaxing and fun.
Laney: And full of spiritual tranquility.
Lisa Loud: Indeed. And it really gets the energies flowing.
Cia: That's right and it's good for the mind and the soul.
Xenia: Yep.
Nico: A yoga instructor is a good job too.
Me: It sure is.
Lincoln: I agree there too.
Qin: Same with me.
10,000 Volt Ghost: Same here.
Me: Yeah. Boy that was one ELECTRIFYING mission ever for us yesterday.
10,000 Volt Ghost: (laughs) Is that why you have me and my team coming with you guys today?
Me: (LAUGHS) I wish. But no. We just picked you guys at random. But that was still one of the most shocking missions ever. No pun intended.
Nico: Yeah but that was awesome.
Me: I didn't know Electro was gonna do that. Make beasts of pure lightning light that? That was so cool!
Xenia: It sure was awesome seeing him do that!
Laney: No kidding!
Lincoln: Yeah! Not even Electro of the Prime Universe could do that.
Me: Yeah no kidding. El Oso said he tried many times before and failed.
Qin: He sure did. But J.D. that was so cool you did that like he did!
Me: Except mine was a dragon. First time ever doing that to tell you all the truth.
Nico: I actually had a lot of fun fighting him. Not gonna lie.
Me: Boy me too Nico. That was the most fun ever. And the most lightning any of us ever used.
Lincoln: And the best part is that it was fitting for me because Electro is my archenemy.
Xenia: That is true.
Qin: That was still so awesome.
Laney: Also J.D. you really surprised us when using a form similar to Zzzax.
Me: That too was my first time doing that. Had to keep the lightning powers coming for all that.
Lola: That was so awesome.
Nico: And King Kai? That actually was a nice pun you did.
King Kai: (Laughing) (Telepathically to Nico and us) Yeah that was funny.
Me: All those puns we did were funny. Luan and all of us got a kick out of them.
Xenia: We sure did.
Luan: They really Shocked us with laughter! (LAUGHS) Get it?
We laughed!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Me: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Nico: Now, is there anything else you need to inform us of?
King Kai: I'll let Lincoln explain. It's his bet after all.
Nico: What do you mean by that?
But King Kai already disconnected.
Telephone Receiver: If you would like to make a call, please hang up and dial again.
Nico: He hung up on us. How rude.
Lincoln: I'll tell you all later. Right now we got problems.
Xenia: What is it?
Lincoln: Everyone, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: Cruella De Vil's escaped from prison and she's coming for revenge and to finish what she started!
We gasped.
Eli: Cruella's escaped?! WHAT THE HELL?!
Nico: That she-devil's escaped?! Oh no.
Suddenly, Trina Traverse appeared in a fit of rage.
Trina Traverse: That ugly she-devil, I'll rip her to shreds! Oh, I got Pongo, Perdita, and their 99 kids to the World Tree Estate as soon as Cruella's escape reached them.
Lincoln: Awesome work, Trina.
Anna Anyanova: And I know you're going to rip Cruella to shreds, Trina. (Mischievous Smirk) And you know what that means, right, Linky?
Lincoln, Nico, and I had atomic red blushes on our faces.
Lincoln: Cruella didn't die from her mentally unstable state, and she broke out to finish what she'd started, and I still remember the bet. If Cruella didn't die from her mentally unstable state: it's four weeks of Lovemaking City all night long for me, Nico, and J.D.
Nico: Yep.
Me: We knew it was coming. Now, we have to honor our part in the bet.
Nicole: That's right, you, Lincoln, and Nico took the challenge and Cruella didn't die from her mentally unstable state, Dad. So, you three boys are in for four weeks of intense lovemaking all night long.
Me, Nico, and Lincoln: We know. Kaito: We're not getting any sleep tonight, are we?
Nicole: Don't worry about that. I strengthened my magic to put up stronger silencing barriers.
Qin: Good.
Nico: Yeah.
Lincoln: Well, boys, we've got four weeks of intense lovemaking all night long with our harems, so we have to honor that part of the bet. But, first, let's take care of Cruella and send her butt straight to The Black Gates. (Senses for Cruella De Vil) AHA! Gotcha! Cruella De Vil is 20 klicks away and she's barreling towards us in her car! She must've found out Trina got Pongo, Perdita, and their 99 children away from her, and now, she's out for blood.
Nicole: I'm surprised she hadn't gotten her driver's license taken away and banned for life from even setting one foot in a car.
Me: Yeah no kidding. She should have had her drivers license revoked forever.
Lincoln: Drat, we should've asked the police to do that two years ago after we took her down back in London.
Nico: Yeah.
Lincoln: (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Oh, you have got to be kidding me! FLIP!
Me: He sent more of his thugs at us again?!
Lincoln: Yep. (Sighs) Flip's going to go way too far one of these days.
Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Cruella De Vil.
Nico: Where is she?
(CAR HONKING)
Me: That answer your question.
CRASH CRASH CRASH!
SHE WAS PLOWING THROUGH BUILDINGS LIKE A MADWOMAN!
?: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR RUINING MY PLANS TO CREATE THE ULTIMATE DALMATIAN FUR COAT AND THROWING ME IN PRISON!
We then saw our target, Cruella De Vil, and boy was she absolutely out of her mind: her hair was wild and her eyes were red and they were murderous and crazy! She was about to run us over in her car, but Lincoln made a massive and powerful diamond barrier protecting all of us and Cruella's car hit the barrier and exploded, but not a single dent was made. Cruella De Vil continued attacking the barrier in a fit of rage, first she tried shooting it with machine guns, but it didn't work, and then, she tried to hit it with her fists, and that didn't work either, but her fists were really bloody: CRUELLA DE VIL WAS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF HER MIND AS SHE CONTINUED ATTACKING THE BARRIER AND TRYING TO KILL US!
Lola: Whoa, looks like prison wasn't too kind to her, in fact, she looks even worse than ever!
Lana: (Snickers) If you ask me, the crazy murderous convict look is an improvement.
Lincoln: Then, she'll be taking that look to her grave.
Lincoln fired a diamond ball at Cruella De Vil which hit her in the face and sent him flying into a wall and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we stood ready to fight Cruella De Vil, who got back up, but now she was even more out of control and completely bat-shit rage crazy insane!
Nico: Long time no see, Cruella. I thought we made sure you were forever locked up in prison and you got put in a cell in Solitary Confinement since you're considered the most dangerous person in London!
Cruella: You ruined everything, I could've finally had those Dalmatians, and I could've finally made my Dalmatian Fur Coat! But, you, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!
Trina Traverse: You did this to yourself, Cruella.
Trina slashed at Cruella De Vil with her Ends of The Earth Keyblade and got a slash mark on her cheek.
Jackie: That slash mark Trina left you is just the beginning.
Rarity: And another thing.
She kicked Cruella and went flying and her fur coat came off and she crashed into a wall.
Rarity: You don't deserve to be a fashion mogul!
I went over and picked up her fur coat.
Me: Hmm.
I felt how soft it was.
Me: Ooh Cruella sure had really good taste in fur coats.
Lincoln took the coat.
Lincoln: And I know just who to give this to.
Lincoln used his powers to turn the fur coat blue and he gave it to Rarity.
Rarity: (GASP) Oh my this is an amazing and yet great stylish fur coat Linky. Thank you.
Lincoln: You're welcome.
Zocks: You think you have it bad? The rest of us aren't getting any sleep because you didn't die if your mental state!
Me: Say what?
Qin: I think you got that messed up Zocks.
Cruella: YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FOR RUINING ME!
Suddenly, Jackie's eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, fires, explosions, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Cruella De Vil, she left rainbow energy, stars, fires, explosions, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Jackie: Words can't even describe how much I hate you so much, Cruella. You've tried numerous times to kidnap Pongo, Perdita, and their 99 kids so you can kill them and make your Dalmatian fur coat, that just proves you have a huge problem with your vanity and you have disregard for the lives of animals, and for that, you better be ready to be reduced to ashes when I get through with you.
Suddenly, Jackie was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, fires, and explosions surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Cruella De Vil: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Jackie's massive greatsword, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, fires, and explosions surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Cruella De Vil: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF JACKIE AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Me: THIS IS IT!
Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES! YOUR TIME'S FINALLY UP, YOU SHE-DEMON FROM HELL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO JACKIE! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, JACKIE EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS
Jackie grew to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large black orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has pink, red and orange highlights in the bangs of her long flowing black hair, she has neon pink eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, fires, explosives, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a red dragon emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with pink iris, she has on dragon earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with pink gems embedded in the gold flame links, pink crystal links and a pink dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a dragon with pink gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and white and gold accented choker on her neck, Jackie has on a long-sleeved white sweater with orange dragon on it, pink skirt, dark pink knee-high boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, fires, explosives, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back of the trenchcoat is a dragon surrounded by fire, explosives, and stars. Suddenly, Jackie felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive black angel wings with pink tips on the large black feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, Jackie has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large pink gem with a heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on green fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.
Suddenly, Jackie's massive greatsword and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, fires, explosives, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Jackie's Explosive Firestorm Vulcan Roman God Fire Greatsword of Roman Explosive Fire Dragon Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded orange gems and Vulcan, The Roman God of Fire, etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large orange dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four orange dragon heads with pink gems for eyes and large pink gems in their mouths and a large angel head with pink gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold dragon head with pink gems for eyes and a large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the dragon that said, "Jackie, Awesome Friend of Leni Loud, Dana, Becky, Mandee, and Carol Pusateri, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Archenemy of Krusty The Clown and Bazooker Doomlander, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Vulcan The God of Fire, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Explosions, Fire, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ジャッキー、レニ・ラウドの素晴らしい友人、ダーナ、ベッキー、マンディー、キャロル・プサテリ、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲の真の女神、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、騒々しい家とミシガンの救世主、真の不滅の英雄、破壊者であり悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒クラスティの大敵、ピエロとバズーカーのドゥームランダー、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、バルカンの使者にしてチャンピオン、火の神、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、そして爆発、火、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使の達人
Suddenly, Jackie's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Jackie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE VULCAN EXPLOSIVE FIRESTORM FIRE GODDESS DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC VULCAN EXPLOSIVE FIRESTORM FIRE GODDESS DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC VULCAN EXPLOSIVE FIRESTORM FIRE GODDESS DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Jackie's Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Cruella saw it, she went mad and ran at her to kill her, but Jackie fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy blasts, stars, explosives, fires, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and they hit Cruella and knocked her down. She got back up, but now, she was even angrier than ever and her eyes turned blood red, murderous, and super crazy!
Jackie: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Roman Vulcan Explosive Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eterna Roman Vulcan Explosive Dragon Phoenix Angel Love) You've had this coming for a long time, Cruella.
Lincoln: Looks like you've just changed your sentence from prison to death.
Cloudkicker: But, before we kill you, we're going to give you the brutal beating of a lifetime.
Me: You've had this coming for a very long time, Cruella.
Nico: We were hoping you'd die in prison because of your unstable mental state, but you were that stubborn like a rock.
Eli: But, when you decided to break out of prison to go after the Dalmatians once again, you've just sealed your own fate, and now, we'll see to it that we never have to deal with you again, you old shrew!
Zocks: I meant that the lovemaking fears are what's gonna keep us up at night.
Nico: Oh.
Me: That makes sense. But that shouldn't affect us. And we got plenty of sleep.
Suddenly, Cloudkicker's grayish cerise eyes turned neon grayish cerise and she was surrounded by a pale Persian blue energy aura with stars, suns, clouds, soccer balls, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Cloudkicker's Alicorn Eternal Magical Soccer Star Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Sun and Cloud Love and Soccer Star Harmony from her back, and as she approached Cruella De Vil, she left pale Persian blue energy, stars, suns, clouds, soccer balls, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Cloudkicker: There's absolutely no words that can describe how much I hate you so much, Cruella De Vil, and Jackie was right about every single word she said about you. Now, it's high time we send you straight to Hell for what you've done in the past!
Suddenly, Cloudkicker was surrounded by a massive vortex of light pale Persian blue energy with stars, suns, clouds, soccer balls, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Cruella De Vil: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Cloudkicker's massive Cloudkicker's Alicorn Eternal Magical Soccer Star Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Sun and Cloud Love and Soccer Star Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of light pale Persian blue energy with stars, suns, clouds, soccer balls, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Cruella De Vil: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO CLOUDKICKER! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, CLOUDKICKER EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(Y'ALL READY FOR THIS FOR SPACE JAM PLAYS)
Cloudkicker grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven pale Persian blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long light brilliant amber and very light yellow hair, she has neon grayish cerise eyes and a pale Persian blue energy aura with stars, suns, clouds, soccer balls, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star, the Sun and a cloud, and a soccer ball emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with grayish cerise iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with pale Persian blue gems for eyes and the Love, Sun, Soccer, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with pale Persian blue gems for eyes and the Love, Sun, Soccer, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pale Persian blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pale Persian blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Cloudkicker has on a short-sleeved purple soccer shirt, red skirt with her cutie mark on it, purple sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, stars, suns, clouds, soccer balls, magic, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is the sun and cloud and soccer ball. Suddenly, Cloudkicker felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive light Persian blue angel wings with light brilliant amber and very light yellow tips on the large light Persian blue feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, her long light purple and light light brilliant amber and very light yellow tail grew much longer for her new body, and she now has a light Persian blue horn on her head. Cloudkicker has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large light Persian blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Cloudkicker's massive Cloudkicker's Alicorn Eternal Magical Soccer Star Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Sun and Cloud Love and Soccer Star Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of light pale Persian blue energy, stars, suns, clouds, soccer balls, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Cloudkicker's Sun cloud Weather Alicorn Eternal Magic Soccer Star Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Sun and Cloud Love and Eternal Soccer Star Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded light pale Persian blue gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large yellow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with purple gems for eyes and large unicorn head with purple gems for eyes and large fuchsia gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pale Persian blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with purple gems for the eyes and a large violet gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and fuchsia Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the alicorn that said, "Cloudkicker, Alicorn Princess of Weather Soccer Stardom, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of The Wax Phantom, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of The Sun, Clouds, Soccer, Magic, and Alicorns"
クラウドキッカー、ウェザーサッカースターダムのアリコーンプリンセス、リンカーンラウドの愛する未来の妻、ワックスファントムの宿敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼を司る真の女神、悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者であり殺戮者、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末の23の破壊者と女王オパーリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、フレンドシップテーブル騎士団のメンバー、太陽、雲、サッカー、マジック、アリコーンのマスター
Suddenly, Cloudkicker's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Cloudkicker has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SOCCER STAR WEATHER ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP WEATHER SOCCER STAR ATHLETE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP WEATHER SOCCER STAR ATHLETE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP WEATHER SOCCER STAR ATHLETE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!
Nico: I like this song!
Me: Me too!
We were amazed by Cloudkicker's Super Angel-Soccer Star Weather Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Cruella saw it, she lost her mind and ran at her to kill her with a knife, but Cloudkicker fired a massive barrage of light pale Persian blue energy, stars, suns, clouds, soccer balls, magic, and Alicorns, and they hit Cruella De Vil and she got hit hard. She got back up, but now, she was even angrier and crazier than ever!
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Eli: (AMAZED) So awesome!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Cloudkicker's transformed into her Super Angel-Soccer Star Weather Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and what you tried to do to her, now you're really heading for Hell now!
Cloudkicker: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Weather Soccer Star Athlete Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Weather Soccer Star Athlete Alicorn Princess Angel Love) That's the only place for someone like her. Let's get her, Linky!
Me: Y'ALL READY FOR THIS!?
We went at Cruella.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Cloudkicker and Jackie, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running loose, Cruella, now we'll fix the mistake we made of sending you back to prison two years ago, and this time, we're sending you off to Hell for good, you she-devil from the darkest depths of Hell!
Lincoln, Cloudkicker, and Jackie went after Cruella De Vil who's now gone Nth Degree Fucked-Up Super Crazy, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pale Persian Blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Cruella De Vil and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Cloudkicker, and Jackie attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Cruella De Vil mad and she was becoming EVEN MORE ANGRIER BY THE SECOND! THEN, SHE LITERALLY TURNED INTO AN OUT-OF-CONTROL RABID DOG AND SHE WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH EVEN MORE!
Cruella De Vil: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP SUPER MEGA ENRAGED SCREAM) I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
I kicked her in her face and Lola fired a massive blast of fire and burned her.
Xenia fired arrows and blasted her.
Nico: Anyone got a Basketball?
Lynn teleported to us.
Lynn: Someone call for a Basketball?
She twirled a basketball on her finger.
Nico: Thanks Lynn!
Lynn: Anytime.
Me: One sec.
I spun around and I was in an awesome Red, Orange and Yellow Basketball outfit.
Me: Tadah!
Nico: Cool!
Me: I'll explain later.
I dribbled the ball and did a Michael Jordan style energy dunk and it hit Cruella and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Me: Oh yeah!
Nico: WOO!
Nico dribbled the ball on Cruella's head.
BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!
Lynn dribbled the ball and passed it to me and I dunked it and smashed her on the head with it.
Nico: YEAH!
Carly put on a football helmet
Carly Atlas: It's Gut-Check Time!
The ball went for Cruella and then Carly ran fast and BASHED HER RIGHT IN THE STOMACH with devastating force!
Xenia: OH YEAH!
Cloudkicker: YEAH!
Cruella De Vil ran at Lincoln, Cloudkicker, and Jackie now completely crazy and out of her mind, but Lincoln and Cloudkicker kicked her into the air and Lincoln imprisoned Cruella inside an energy ball. Jackie then summoned massive barrels of explosives and TNT, and Cloudkicker kicked the energy ball with Cruella imprisoned inside it, and she passed it to Lincoln who gave a super mega-hard kick and he kicked the ball hard and sent it hurtling towards the massive barrels of explosives and TNT, and then...!
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
THE MASSIVE BARRELS OF EXPLOSIVES AND TNT EXPLODED AND SET OFF MEGA EXPLOSIONS!
That's when The Loonatics arrived.
Ace Bunny: What the heck was that?!
Me: What you just saw, Ace, was justice being served to Cruella De Vil.
Nico: Damn. I never expected Jackie to get out that much TNT and explosives, she must've really really hated Cruella De Vil.
Then, Cruella's spirit appeared and Lincoln, Jackie, and Cloudkicker drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead and condemned her to The Black Gates forever, good riddance. We all cheered as Lincoln, Jackie, and Cloudkicker holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Cloudkicker's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer light brilliant amber and very light yellow tail, longer pale Persian blue horn, and massive pale Persian blue angel wings are permanent, and Jackie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Jackie: Good riddance forever, Cruella De Vil.
Suddenly, Cloudkicker felt wobbly and she was about to faint, but Lincoln caught her in his massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: You okay, Cloudkicker?
Cloudkicker: I'm a little dizzy from that, but I'm okay.
Me: Now, you know how we felt. But, that was so awesome, you guys really gave that psycho she-demon the violent beating of her life.
Nico: You got that right, and Jackie, I didn't expect you to summon that much TNT and explosives, you must've really hated Cruella that much.
Jackie: Hate isn't the word I'd use, I despised her.
Cloudkicker: We all did, now we're so glad she's gone forever.
Suddenly, Cloudkicker wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Cloudkicker's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms, and then, placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Cloudkicker sucked in and absorbed the elements and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Lincoln: Well, we lost the bet, and we know what that means.
Girl Jordan: (Mischievous Smirk) Yep, you're in for four weeks of Lovemaking City all night long, Linky.
Suddenly, the girls in my, Nico, and Lincoln's harems high-fived Ace Bunny.
Me: (Realizes something) Wait a second.
Nico: (Realizes it) So, the one person or rabbit who gave our harems all the intel on Cruella De Vil's planned escape from prison.
Lincoln: (Pieces together everything) Was Ace Bunny?!
CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!
My jaw, Nico's, and Lincoln's dropped to the floor and Eli put our jaws back in our mouths.
Nico: Oh, damn! I certainly didn't expect that.
Lincoln: Me neither.
Ace Bunny: Your harems were the masterminds behind it, I just provided extra help.
Suddenly, Ace Bunny was hugged from behind by Lexi as she wrapped her arms around his waist.
Ace Bunny: Uh..., Lexi, what's with the sudden hug from behind?
Lexi Bunny: (Mischievous Smirk) You didn't think the boys were going to be in for Lovemaking City now, right, lover boy?
Suddenly, a smirk appeared on the faces of Nico, Lincoln, and I, and Ace Bunny suddenly found out too little too late.
Lincoln: Did you think we wouldn't be suspicious about you and our harems, Ace. Eli told us about it, so we decided to get together with Lexi who soon found out from us that you're the inside rabbit of our harems.
Me: And she planned an inclusion to the bet, but for you two, it's a full five-week lovemaking fest all night long for you two.
Nico: You didn't think it would escape us for long, Ace?
Ace Bunny: Heh, well played. Now, I know why you're called The Man With A Plan, Lincoln. Plus, I've been thinking it's time I got real serious with Lexi since we've been together for a long time, and why wait a single second further.
Suddenly, Ace turned around and he grabbed Lexi's arms and really gave her a deep passionate kiss which caused her ears to rise high up into the air and alarm bells to ring in her head, and she really returned it with a super intense passion as she had an atomic red blush on her face. They separated, but Lexi still had a deep red blush on her face and was still stunned by his sudden advance.
The girls did catcalls and the boys did wolf whistles.
Lexi Bunny: Well, well, well, when did you start becoming that romantic and seductive?
Ace Bunny: Oh, I can be that romantic and seductive when I want to be. Same went with the boys, namely Lincoln, J.D., and Nico.
Lincoln, me, and Nico: Dude.
Nico's harem, Lincoln's harem, and my harem: Well, he's right about that.
Juran: I may have to sleep somewhere else.
Me: Lets worry about that after the next part of our mission.
Qin: Yeah.
Lynn: But that was an awesome game there.
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Awesome sports uniform J.D.
Me: Thanks. I was the star basketball player for my middle school basketball team. Won them a lot of games.
Lynn: WHOA! You and I have so much in common J.D.
Me: Yep. Played for the Firebirds.
Qin: Nice!
Nico: Good to know.
Me: Yeah. One of these days we should do an adventure with Bugs Bunny and Michael Jordan and friends and battle the Monstars.
Nico: Awesome idea!
Carly Atlas: That was so fun during Anna's Babysitting adventure.
Eli: Whoa yeah it was! Anna got to play on the team with her hero Michael Jordan.
Nico: Boy I remember seeing that! That was so awesome.
Lynn: Cool!
Nico: But we're talking full time
Me: Yep. That will be awesome.
Xenia: Yeah!
Me: We'll worry about that later. (SPINS AROUND)
I was back in my normal clothes.
Me: Now it's time for business.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: I sense that we have Another Jawbreaker, Hurricail, Achilles (Troy), Artemisia (300), Ephialtes (300), Charon (Dante's Inferno), Judge and 10,000 Volt Ghost.
We gasped!
Qin: WHOA!
Laney: Ephialtes and Artemisia!? Whoa they lived back over 2,500 years ago.
Xenia: Yeah! And Charon the Boatman from when we went to Hell!? That was scary.
Lana: And the legendary Achilles from Greek Myth!? Awesome!
Xenia: Yeah he was a strong one.
Laney: Until he got hit by an arrow in his ankle.
Lynn: I know.
Nico: Who do we call for this?
Me: Catherine Konstantin Eduardovich Tsiolkovsky, Selena Spartacus, Francesca Castellano, Sakura Quetzal, Sora Asura and Emerald Banner.
Laney: COOL! So the gene-slammers of the Legendary Planets, Gladiator Beasts, B.E.S. Core, Monarchs, Sky Scourge and the Alchemy Beasts. That will be awesome.
Me: And Selena told me that she wanted to face Artemisia from 300. Her ancestors kingdom battled her all those years ago.
Nico: I'll never forget seeing that in the movie 300. that was awesome.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: And Achilles from Troy was one tough guy.
Lola: Yeah. Immortal, Strong and deadly.
Camie: Until he got hit in his heel.
Nico: Yep.
Brittney: Charon was the boatman that took the damned to Hell.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: "Through Me the Way to The City of Woe, Through Me the Way to Everlasting Pain. Abandon all Hope Ye Who Enter Here." That was scary.
Xenia: Yeah.
Maria called them in and then they came in vortexes of elements.
Emerald Banner: Hey, guys.
Me: Hey girls. Glad you could make it.
Qin: This is gonna be fun.
Selena Spartacus: I'm ready for Another Artemisia. My ancestor's kingdom battled her eons ago and now I have a chance to see what she was like back then.
Me: Well she was a deadly force back over 2,500 years ago and she hated the Greeks with a vengeance for what happened back then.
Lola: Yeah.
Xenia: And lets not forget that Ephialtes is with them too.
Selena Spartacus: So the traitor of my ancestral homeland is in the M.O.E.
Me: Yep.
Camie: What was Ephialtes known for back then?
Me: Well 2,500 years ago Ephialtes was known for betraying the Greeks by selling them out to the Persians.
Nico: Yep.
Lola: And we saw him as one of the Frozen Giants in Hell in the 9th Circle.
Qin: Yep.
Eli: Yeah. And the Anothers minus 10,000 Volt Ghost are one person.
Me: Wow!
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Rotten Jawbreaker, Hurricail, Achilles (Troy), Artemisia (300), Ephialtes (300), Charon (Dante's Inferno) and Judge!
We were amazed!
Me: Cool!
Laney: So Hurricail is in the M.O.E. Too? Wow!
Lola: Yeah!
Another Rotten Jawbreaker: (In a girls voice) I saw the battle with Cruella and that was fun!
Me: (GASP) That voice!
They merged and she reverted back and we saw NO ONE THERE!? What the?
Me: What the!?
Nico: Where did she go?
But then…
HOING!
Nico got a nasty atomic wedgie!
SNAP!
Nico: HEY!
Laney: WHOA!
Nico got the underwear off him.
Nico: OKAY YOU WISEASS! WHERE ARE YOU!
We saw a figure come out and it was a girl with black hair and blue eyes and she had magenta and green clothes and had green and pink angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Invisible Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a black blade lightsaber in her hands.
Me: (GASP!) (LAUGHS) Irena Invisible! I had a feeling it was you.
Irena Invisible: Sorry about that. But that was funny.
Me: Yeah. Irena is the embodiment of the Invisible Dopant and she has the power to go invisible and she can do all kinds of pranks. She is a very deadly fighter and a powerful force to be reckoned with.
Eli: That is cool.
Lola: (laughs) Remember when the mascots turned invisible?
Me: (LAUGHS) How can I forget. That was funny!
Qin: Yeah!
Irena Invisible: Let me guess, they used Invisible Spray didn't they?
Me: They sure did. That stuff really worked amazingly well.
Irena Invisible: Yeah that is known as the Ultimate Prank.
Me: Yep.
Nico: GIVE ME A WEDGIE WILL YA!?
Me: Whoa easy Nico. She is just having a little fun.
Nico: Oh you're right.
Me: I can actually see people that are invisible with Infrared Vision.
Irena Invisible: Really?
She went invisible.
Irena Invisible: Can you see me now?
I turned on my infrared vision and saw her heat signal plain as day.
Me: I see you right there Irena. You may be invisible on the Visible Light part of the spectrum but your heat signal or Infrared Signature is not invisible.
Qin: Yep.
Irena Invisible: That is cool!.
Me: It sure is.
She turned visible.
Me: BTW is the Another 10,000 Volt Ghost friendly or hostile?
Irena Invisible: Friendly and you are going to be really surprised seeing her.
Me: Neat.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this
Irena Invisible: No worries.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
They glowed and were separated from the Anothers!
Nico: Awesome!
Me: Lets get them!
Selena clashed with Another Artemisia and we blasted the rest of the Anothers and I got the Wonder Ride Books!
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!
Selena was really going at her!
Qin: YEAH!
Xenia: Go Selena!
CLANG CLANG CLANG!
Nico: Usually, it would be done by now.
Me: I know. But Selene wanted to have a shot at this.
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!
Qin: WHOA!
Me: Just like back all those years ago.
Misty Tredwell: Wow! No kidding!
Then she kicked Another Artemisia and stabbed her and and she fell and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
I caught the Wonder Ride Book.
Me: Wow!
Qin: That was amazing!
Laney: Yeah it was!
Me: Yep. Now for the Another 10,000 Volt Ghost.
Nico: Now we wait.
Me: We don't have to wait long!
We saw a figure made of pure black lightning come! It was ANOTHER 10,000 VOLT GHOST!
Qin: Whoa!
Me: Another 10,000 Volt Ghost. Electrifying isn't it.
Nico: Yep.
Another 10,000 Volt Ghost: (In a girls voice) But it's perfect for me.
Me: (GASP) That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl with yellow hair and had purple eyes and had black and purple clothes on and she had wings of lightning and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Zeus Dopant on and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a sword of lightning in her hands and The Thunderbolt of Zeus was on in her other hand too.
Me: (GASP!) ZHALIA ZEUS!
Zhalia Zeus: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Zhalia is the Embodiment of the Zeus Dopant and she has INTENSELY strong lightning powers and is also believed to be the Incarnate of Zeus himself.
10,000 Volt Ghost: WHOA! That is amazing!
Me: Yep.
Nicole: Boy we never faced the Zeus Dopant before. That one was from the Kamen Rider W Video Game Memories of Heroez.
Qin: Yeah! That was awesome.
Philip: Boy he was a strong one! And intensely powerful too like a god.
Shotaro: Yeah he gave me and the riders from Zi-O and OOO a hard time!
Sougo: I remember that! That was crazy!
Eiji: No kidding!
Me: Boy thank goodness he wasn't the main target during Nuju's missions or on his big day.
Qin: Yeah.
Kaito: (gets out Gorenger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out JAKQ gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Gorenger Sword and Zocks got a JAKQ Sword.
Zhalia Zeus: No he didn't. He was in a hurry to send me out because my power was too strong for him.
Me: I'm not surprised. The Zeus Dopant was said to be right on par with Zeus himself. So he was scared of your power.
Zhalia Zeus: Yep.
Sougo: (gets out Gorenger Ridewatch) We actually know Zeus himself.
Geiz: (gets out JAKQ Ridewatch) We can have you meet him sometime.
Sougo got AkarangerArmor while Geiz got SpadeAceArmor.
Zhalia Zeus: It would be an amazing honor to meet my namesake.
Me: Yep.
Zhalia turned into ANOTHER 10,000 VOLT GHOST!
Nico: Time for some lightning fast judgement! (ACTIVATES 10,000 VOLT GHOST AND JUDGE'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired a powerful blast of lightning and smashed her down.
May: Time for some termination! (ACTIVATES FLAMITE AND TERMINATOR'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy waves and smashed her down.
Maria: And some water power! (ACTIVATES SUBLIMINO AND WATER KANG'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of water and shorted her out.
Me: Nice!
Cia: Now for me! (ACTIVATES JUDGE'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired a wave of energy and smashed her down.
Then Thundermon, Strikning, Carapax, Penny the Chicken, Tublat and Overload came.
Nico: Nice team Thundermon!
Thundermon: Thanks Nico. Boy the lightning sure keeps striking you guys all over especially after yesterday huh?
Me: Boy that's a SHOCKING Understatement!
We laughed at that one!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
?: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Then a Flutter Mane appeared!
Me: Cool a Flutter Mane.
Nico: Awesome!
Xenia: The Ancestor of Misdreavus.
Qin: Yep.
Flutter Mane: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) I think it's too.
Nico: Kira Greengrass!? Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with green hair and green eyes and had purple clothes.
Kira Greengrass: Good to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired a wave of magic and smashed down Another 10,000 Volt Ghost and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I caught Zhalia Zeus as she was wobbling. I brought her over.
Me: Awesome!
Laney: Yeah! Wait Kira are you related to…
Kira Greengrass: Daphne Greengrass? No everyone thinks that we are related because we share the same last name. We are not biologically related.
Cia: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Kira Greengrass: When me and Nico went to London and stopped a massive terrorist plot to bomb Buckingham Palace and it was an awesome adventure.
Nico: Kira was knighted by the queen herself as Dame Kira Greengrass.
Me: That is cool!
Nico: It was.
Nico and Kira hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Kira Greengrass: Same here Nico.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Optimus, Yugito Nii, Kimi Lao, Utakata, and Killer B are heading to Marquette, Michigan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're taking down and destroying the last three members of The Seven Deities, Deus, Olga, and Sergei before Vance Raiza tries to kill them.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Marquette, Michigan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're also going to take down and destroy the last three members of The Seven Deities, Deus, Olga, and Sergei before Vance Raiza tries to kill them.
Nico: After what happened with Augus getting back-stabbed by George Granmorg yesterday, that's one outcome we can't let happen again.
Me: Those assholes, now they're going to kill anyone who is unable to kill us?! They really are just absolute pure evil and insane.
Optimus: Either way, they must be stopped for good.
Lincoln: Right, Optimus.
Eli: (Sensed for Vance Raiza) We'd better hurry and destroy Olga, Deus, and Sergei, Vance Raiza is heading for them and he's got blood on his mind!
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long black hair, one green right eye and one purple left eye, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings with jewels on them, and she's dressed in a dark blue sleeveless vest, sleeveless dark blue crop top, dark blue skirt, black bellbottom pants, blue sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, Keyblades, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Spoonerville in her right hand is a Goof Troop-themed Keyblade, and with her are the eight girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Sonia Spoonerton, Keyblade Knight of Spoonerville.
Max Goof: Aw yeah, our resident Keyblade Knight has returned.
Sonia Spoonerton: You got that right, and I got the eight girls away from Olga, Deus, and Sergei who are heading this way, and bad news: Vance Raiza is also heading this way!
Lincoln: Which means we need to kill Olga, Deus, and Sergei and fast before Vance Raiza can do so and slake his thirst for blood.
?: (THREE ENRAGED VOICES) YOU SHALL ALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THE SEVEN DEITIES!
We then saw our targets: Olga, Deus, and Sergei of The Seven Deities, and we saw our uninvited guest, Vance Raiza, and he was out for blood, but Max Goof fired a blast of light from his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade which trapped that bloodthirsty asshole inside a barrier.
Sylvester: Now that our uninvited guest has been detained, time to send you three to join Wyzen and Kalrow in Oblivion!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: You got that right, Sylvester, and we sent Augus to his eternal rest in Heaven yesterday due to George Granmorg's intrusion, but you three will get the same fate as Wyzen and Kalrow! Let's get them!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Optimus and his team, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the Deities of Pride, Lust, and Vanity, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln turned the three tips of three of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails into Cell's stingers which opened up into large suckers, and then, he latched them onto Olga, Sergei, and Deus' heads. Then, Lincoln sucked them into his body and he absorbed the Deities of Pride, Lust, and Vanity and he acquired Olga, Sergei, and Deus' superhuman physical strength, superhuman speed, agility & reflexes, superhuman durability & endurance, superhuman stamina, immortality, vacuum adaptation, Mantra of Pride, Lust, and Vanity, lightning manipulation, ice manipulation, flight, soul extraction, and halos, and he also claims Deus' weapon, Sakra, as a trophy and added weapon to his massive arsenal of weapons. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and when the barrier Max put on Vance Raiza to keep him from interfering went down, he roared in rage at us and he'd fled the area.
Lincoln: We did it, now we're finally rid of The Seven Deities for good.
BUT THEN...
AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF LINCOLN WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 300 UNIVERSES FELT IT AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL THUNDERBIRD! IT CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER AND THE THUNDERBIRD SUDDENLY ABSORBED THE PRIMORDIAL GOD, CHAKRAVARTIN, THE GOD OF MANTRA AND RULER OF NARAKA, AND THEN, THE FIRE THUNDERBIRD WENT BACK TO EARTH AND LINCOLN GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST! LINCOLN EMERGED AND BEHIND HIS HEAD, HE NOW HAD A GOLD VERSION OF MITHRA'S HALO: A LARGE GOLD HALO IN THE CENTER WITH GOLD ANGEL WINGS ON THE BOTTOM SIDE AND FOUR ORBITING GOLD RINGS ON EACH CORNER!
Me: HOLY SHIT!
Nico: WHOA!
Eli: SO AWESOME! You just went through an astronomical supercharge just like J.D. did yesterday with Guy Grazer, Lincoln.
Lincoln: I did, and this was a result of what I did to Wyzen, Kalrow, Olga, Deus, and Sergei, and also, absorbing Augus.
Mithra: You also absorbed Chakravartin, The Primordial God and Father of Mantra, as well, and you've now gained a gold version of my halo, Lincoln.
Lincoln: I felt it for myself, Mithra, and now, I know how I'd gotten even more stronger as a result: I also absorbed Chakravartin. Everyone's going to ask questions about it, so we'll be ready. (To Sonia Spoonerton) And it's so good to see you again, Sonia Spoonerton.
Sonia Spoonerton: You too, Linky, it's been a long time, and it's also good to see you and your friends again, Max and Goofy, same with you, Riku, Kairi, and the others, Sora.
Sora: You too, Sonia.
Lincoln went up to Wilma Acres and he hugged her, and Wilma Acres is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, the gold version of Mithra's halo behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Wilma Acres: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D, this is Sonia Spoonerton, Keyblade Knight of Spoonerville, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and Spoonerville, she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred for Bradley Uppercrust III. She's also a very awesome friend of Max, P.J., Roxanne, Bobby, and all of Max Goof's friends including his dad, Goofy. She's also a very funny girl and also does all kinds of crazy and wild funny shenanigans on Goofy and Max's enemies all for a REALLY FUNNY laugh and also to make their enemies miserable. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi and all their friends as well as King Mickey, Donald, Daisy, and everyone in Disney Castle and she's a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married.
Sora: She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Nico: Whoa, oh man, I'd like to find out what kinds of crazy and wild funny shenanigans she'd done unto Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of your enemies.
Me: Trust me, you'd blow milk out your nose if you saw Sonia's shenanigans, they're a wild and crazy laugh riot that gets everyone roaring with laughter.
Lincoln: Even Mickey, Donald, and Goofy laughed at Sonia's shenanigans, they were that wild and that crazy.
Donald Duck: You betcha.
Goofy: It was something to see alright.
Lincoln: You got that right, and now that you're here, Sonia.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Sonia Spoonerton in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Sonia Spoonerton: Whoa, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Sonia Spoonerton's neck with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Sonia Spoonerton: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Sonia Spoonerton.
Sonia Spoonerton had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes and she then pounced on Lincoln and she proceeded to kiss him on his face, lips, massive muscled body, and eight-pack abs, and he also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them immediately. The eight girls are Shizuku Ariyama, Simulator Akiho Kousaka, Misaki Aikawa, Saori Igarashi, Rina Saijou, Kanata Shinozaki, Saya Shizumori, and Aoi Koshimizu from My Girlfriend is a Shobitch.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Shizuku Ariyama, Simulator Akiho Kousaka, Misaki Aikawa, Saori Igarashi, Rina Saijou, Kanata Shinozaki, Saya Shizumori, and Aoi Koshimizu from My Girlfriend is a Shobitch.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Shizuku Ariyama: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Shizuku Ariyama and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Deus, Olga, and Sergei of The Seven Deities, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with a gold version of Mithra's halo behind his head: a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Shizuku Ariyama: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Shizuku Ariyama: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Shizuku Ariyama, Simulator Akiho Kousaka, Misaki Aikawa, Saori Igarashi, Rina Saijou, Kanata Shinozaki, Saya Shizumori, and Aoi Koshimizu with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villains we went after were Deus, Olga, and Sergei, the last three members of The Seven Deities.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating the three down and absorbing them using Cell's absorption and assimilated and acquired their superhuman physical strength, superhuman speed, agility, and reflexes, superhuman durability and endurance, superhuman stamina, immortality, vacuum adaptation, Mantra of Pride, Lust, and Vanity, lightning manipulation, ice manipulation, Mantra Orbs manifestation, flight, mind incursion, telekinesis, soul extraction, and halos and gaining Deus' nunchaku, Sakra, as a trophy and added weapon to his massive arsenal of weapons along with what they saw happen to Lincoln, everyone cheered and they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and steam escaped his ears. Lincoln and Sonia Spoonerton have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: So, now we're rid of The Seven Deities, and that was so awesome that you went through the same thing J.D. went through yesterday, Lincoln, and you also absorbed Chakravartin into your body thanks to the Thunderbird, whoa.
Lincoln: Yep, and because of what I did in absorbing all the powers and abilities of The Seven Deities and absorbing Chakravartin, I also gained a gold version of Mithra's halo.
Me: It does look awesome and it's also supporting proof that you're also a god among men, Lincoln.
Nico: Same with all of us, but the halo showing proof of that, I'd hate to see Flip try anything of his dumbass stunts again!
Lincoln: Yeah, but he'll never ever learn.
After getting rid of Olga, Sergei, and Deus of The Seven Deities, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Sonia Spoonerton saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Sonia Spoonerton: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sonia, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Sonia Spoonerton: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Sonia Spoonerton: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Sonia, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Sonia Spoonerton: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels were heading to Lynn's Table to help his dad with the lunch rush, and it was seriously packed with Gotham Royal York's school sports teams coming back from their games and they were hungry. Plus, after many of Lynn's fiascos because of her destructive rampages, she'd been prohibited from Lynn's Table. But, then, we heard a loud belch in the air along with the smell of B.O. in the air, and the alarm sounded, but we knew who it was that'd announced her arrival: it was Lynn, and she burst through the doors, and she was out for blood. Lynn charged right at Lincoln and was about to kill him, but I got out a hose and blasted Lynn with it and she got stuck to the wall in a Symbiote web Venom made and she was unable to move. We then called Luna who pulled Lynn out of the wall and threw her in a cage and took her back home where she got grounded for twenty weeks and thrown in a metal container like the animal she is.
Nico: Wait, what? Lynn was prohibited from entering Lynn's Table?
Lynn Sr.: As much as it hurt me, she was. Because of her murderous rampages and trying to kill her brother, I had to prohibit Junior from Lynn's Table, and the security system that was installed there kept her from setting one foot there. But, she trashed Becky Long's robots many times over and she always triggered the alarm.
Becky Long: Those were some of our best inventions, and that animal trashed them, she was lucky I wasn't going to kill her!
Laney Emperyous: Becky and her sisters worked hard in building those robots and Lynn trashed all of them too many times, and the Long Sisters were that close to trying to kill her, so we had to restrain them.
Nico: Before it starts to get ugly, and we all know the eternal conflict of Brain VS. Brawn.
Lincoln: Lynn almost wanted to fight them, but I warned Lynn if she laid one hand on my Guardian Angels, I would rip her ponytail off and kick her so hard in her butt, she wouldn't sit down for a week!
Lily: That threat alone sent that animal running on all fours back to The Loud House and grunting like a gorilla.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Emma Gilbert, Simulator Cleo Sertori, Simulator Rikki Chadwick, Punk Shock, Blueberry Pie, and Raspberry Fluff are heading to Emerald Coast, and they're not the only ones, Ace Bunny and Lexi Bunny are going with them.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, and Ace Bunny was dressed in black and yellow-trimmed swim trunks, sandals, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Lexi Bunny was dressed in a black and pink-trimmed two-piece bikini, black sandals, and she had her weapons holstered in case of trouble, and Simulator Emma Gilbert, Simulator Cleo Sertori, Simulator Rikki Chadwick, Punk Shock, Blueberry Pie, and Raspberry Fluff are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Emma Gilbert, Simulator Cleo Sertori, Simulator Rikki Chadwick, Punk Shock, Blueberry Pie, and Raspberry Fluff had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Punk Shock: Wow, so this is Emerald Coast, it sure is awesome.
Lincoln: It sure is, Punk Shock, and it's perfect for our date.
Ace and Lexi: Double Date, you mean?
Lincoln: Right. Shall we?
Lincoln, Ace Bunny, Lexi Bunny, Simulator Emma Gilbert, Simulator Cleo Sertori, Simulator Rikki Chadwick, Punk Shock, Blueberry Pie, and Raspberry Fluff dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Simulator Emma Gilbert, Simulator Cleo Sertori, Simulator Rikki Chadwick, Punk Shock, Blueberry Pie, and Raspberry Fluff got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails and Lexi Bunny got a massive and deep atomic blush on her face when she saw Ace Bunny lift a 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbell with two hands. but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Emma Gilbert, Simulator Cleo Sertori, Simulator Rikki Chadwick, Punk Shock, Blueberry Pie, and Raspberry Fluff and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Simulator Emma Gilbert, Simulator Cleo Sertori, Simulator Rikki Chadwick, Punk Shock, Blueberry Pie, and Raspberry Fluff placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and Ace went up to Lexi and he hugged her, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like you and Ace really had a good time at Emerald Coast, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Ace Bunny: (In Heaven) That...was...really...awesome!
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Emma Gilbert, Simulator Cleo Sertori, Simulator Rikki Chadwick, Punk Shock, Blueberry Pie, and Raspberry Fluff with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Simulator Emma Gilbert, Simulator Cleo Sertori, Simulator Rikki Chadwick, Punk Shock, Blueberry Pie, and Raspberry Fluff are in your harem.
Spyro: We had a feeling Punk Shock had feelings for Lincoln seven years ago, and now, those feelings were true.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Simulator Emma Gilbert, Simulator Cleo Sertori, Simulator Rikki Chadwick, Punk Shock, Blueberry Pie, and Raspberry Fluff, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates.
Ace Bunny: And that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU MORONIC MUTANT CHEAPSKATE!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck glowed and the amplified gravity forced Flip to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand that stupid mutant if he so much as gets anymore dumb ideas once again. Remind me to add more punishments to him.
Me: We'll do just that.
At Paleozoic World we were there to see new dinosaurs that we have introduced.
Me: You guys are going to love this. I got the idea for it from a box of my old toys I found.
Xenia: Cool!
Nico: What is it?
Me: Follow me.
Apu: (India Accent) What would you like to show us?
Me: You'll see.
We arrived in front of a cage and everyone GASPED!
All of us: WHAT IS THAT!?
We saw a new kind of dinosaur! It was HALF AMARGASAURUS AND HALF SPINOSAURUS! It was called AMARGOSPINUS!
Me: That is Amargospinus - Half Amargasaurus and half Spinosaurus. This is one of the members for the new exhibit we made called THE CHAOS EFFECT!
Nico: WHOA! I remember seeing those toys. They were cool!
Eli: Wow!
Eli went over and the dinosaur peered through and Eli tamed it.
Eli: Thata girl.
Fluttershy: Eli is an amazing dinosaur tamer.
Me: He sure is.
Saffron Masala: (India Accent) I have no words.
Nico: Wow! How did you talk to John Hammond about this?
Me: I asked him if I could introduce these into Paleozoic World and then I used my powers to make the real things. Now they are part of an awesome new exhibit called The Chaos Effect.
Lola: That is so cool!
Me: Yep. Let me show you what we got.
We walked around and saw a bunch of hybrid dinosaurs:
Pachysaurolophus - Pachycephalosaurus, Parasaurolophus, and Ankylosaurus
Stegospinus - Stegosaurus and Spinosaurus
Deinonycanis - Deinonychus and Dire wolf
Dilophospinus - Dilophosaurus and Spinosaurus
Ankyloranodon - Pteranodon & Ankylosaurus
Tyrannops - Tyrannosaurus rex and Lycaenops
Compstegnathus - Compsognathus, Stegosaurus, and African Tree Frog
Tanaconda - Tanystropheus and Green anaconda (Eunectes murinus)
Ultimasaurus - Tyrannosaurus rex, Velociraptor, Triceratops, Ankylosaurus, and Stegosaurus
And so many more!
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: What a bunch of amazing combinations!
Skullcruncher: Do they have big teeth?
Me: Some of them do. But not all of them.
Qin: Good.
Camie: This is amazing.
Varie: It sure is.
Nico: We could use them on missions.
Me: Not a bad idea. We'll keep that in mind.
Xenia: Yeah.
Eli: Boy that is so cool.
?: It sure is!
Out came a Brute Bonnet.
Me: Cool a Brute Bonnet!
Nico: The Ancestor of Amoonguss.
Xenia: Yep.
Brute Bonnet: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Felicia Shiitake!? Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and brown eyes and had brown and green clothes.
Qin: The queen of mushrooms is back!
Brute Bonnet: Yep.
Warpath: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Felicia Shiitake: When me and Nico went into the forest to collect Maitake mushrooms for my cooking and and we found not only a bunch of them but also an amazing treasure. This sword on my back.
We saw that she had a blue bladed sword.
Nicole: (GASP) The Sword of Amanitas! That is the sword of all mushrooms and it has the power to grow all kinds of mushrooms in any part of the world no matter what the conditions are. I've been trying to find a sword like that for years.
Felicia Shiitake: Wow! That is cool!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Felicia hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Felicia Shiitake: Same here Nico.
Then, Madame Web had appeared.
Me: Madame Web, we're ready for the third mission to retrieve the fifth piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos.
Madame Web: Excellent. The fifth piece of The Tablet is located on Amazing Earth, and it's in the hands of Flint Marko A.K.A. Sandman.
Nico: Oh man.
Lincoln: I know I may be uncomfortable fighting him, but it's required: we need to get the fragment out of him, and we'll send him to The Masters of Evil like we did with Ultimate Electro.
Me: Good idea, Linc.
Nico: And since we're going against the Amazing version of Sandman, Flint, Gaara, you guys up for keeping him busy?
Sandman: Leave that to us.
Gaara: Of course.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Vance Raiza, the evil older brother of Varie Raiza and one of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on Varie and Lincoln for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Varie, you're not going to like it: the figure we sensed is none other than your evil older brother, Vance Raiza, one of the eleven most dangerous thugs from Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on us for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison.
Varie Raiza: So, now my older brother, Vance, has come after us. I always knew that stupid moron would be the first to come after us, he's such a windbag asshole!
Nico: Yeesh, and Lincoln wasn't kidding when he said you two had bad blood.
Lincoln: And like with the others, their level of hatred is on the same level of hatred Vypra had with Praxina.
Anna Anyanova: Yep, what an asshole. But, we also can't underestimate him: you did say yesterday, he Gene-Slammed himself into Raiza the Storm Monarch, right, Varie.
Varie Raiza: Yes, I did, Anna. But, I refuse to let Vance live a single second further, this time, I'm ending that asshole once and for all.
Nico: Oh man, I have no doubt this is going to get ugly later on. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Earth-TRN579 and take down William Baker and retrieve the fifth fragment of The Tablet of Order and Chaos.
Lincoln: You're not getting out this, Shattered Dimensions Flint, we're stopping you and getting that fragment back, and once we get done taking down Fliny, you're next, Vance Raiza.
Varie Raiza: You've gone way too far this time, Vance. I thought we were done with you and the rest of your buddies after we stopped you and Flip six years ago from trying to destroy the world's economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending you to prison. But, like the dumbass moron you truly are, you and your buddies decided to bust out of prison a year later, and even worse, you Gene-Slammed yourself into Raiza the Storm Monarch. This won't stand, I'll make sure that your remains are scattered to the winds after we get done taking down William Baker.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we head to Earth-TRN579 to retrieve the fifth piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos and defeat Flint Marko, and once we get done with him, Lincoln and Varie Raiza are going to kill and destroy her evil older brother, Vance Raiza.
Saffron Masala and Warpath
Apu and Skullcruncher
Lightning Spirits Power and Eccentro
Magnet Warrior Might and Ragdoll
Techno Inventor Power and Riddler
Sounds of Music and Metal Sonic
Soldiers of 76 and Marionette Shadow
Mavelus Inferno and Dodgeball Wizard
Struggle Mayhem Power and Batroc
Luigi Power of Pizza and Spaghetti and Xaldin
Monkey Flame Signer Power and Abra Kadabra
Flare of Daybreaker and Motor Ed
Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Armor-Hide, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich.
Applejack, Spiderman, Nico, Luna and me
lincoln: water element style: aqua beam
yuna kamihara: water style: water balloon
r. mika: water light style: shining aqua blast
juri han: water dark style: shadow aqua sword
menat: water spirit style: spiritual tsunami
akko: water star style: water stars
lincoln and his harem: water final smash: aqua tsunami they fired a massive tsunami
Lincoln: Time to end this fight!
Me: Sorry about this Flint but it's for your own good!
We fired energy blasts which hit Flint Marko and he was tied up and he was sent to The Masters of Evil. Lincoln then fired a golden thread of web which grabbed the fragment and he put it into a special case with the other pieces.
Nico: At least, you'll have a much better job there than running loose yet again. Awesome job, gang, we defeated William Baker and got the fifth piece of The Tablet.
Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Varie's older brother, Vance Raiza.
?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) VARIE, LINCOLN, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL FOR RUINING OUR PLAN TO DESTROY THE WORLD'S ECONOMY AND SENDING ME TO FUCKING PRISON!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of wind that came out of nowhere and they hit the barrier, but the wind volley was absorbed into us and we became even stronger than ever. Then, we saw Raiza the Storm Monarch appear.
Varie Raiza: (GROWLS) I always knew there was no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, get out of that Raiza skinsuit, and show yourself, Vance!
Raiza the Storm Monarch vanished in a vortex of infernal wind, and in its place stood a 6'11" tall male with green hair and green eyes similar as Varie's, massive muscular build, and dressed in a red prison jumpsuit: it was Vance Raiza, the evil older brother of Varie Raiza and the sixth of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods.
Nico: We meet once again, Vance Raiza.
Varie Raiza: The sixth of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods, I would have never thought I'd have to see your ugly face again, Vance, I made sure we were done with you after we foiled the grand extortion scheme you, your buddies, and your boss, Flip, made to destroy the world's economy six years ago and sent you to prison for good.
Vance Raiza: Laugh all you want, bitch, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND LINCOLN FOR RUINING MY LIFE! NO ONE CROSSES THE ELEMENTAL MONARCHS OF EVIL AND LIVES!
Varie Raiza: You're all bark and no fucking bite, Vance. Now, you're just acting like a rabid dog who needs to be put down.
Suddenly, Varie Raiza's green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with stars, winds, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Raiza the Storm Monarch's Hurricane Windstorm Greatsword of Storm Monarch Justice from her back, and as she approached Vance Raiza, she left green energy, stars, winds, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Varie Raiza: Even after we sent you and your buddies to prison six years ago, you still make me sick to no end, Vance, and it's not just that. You've always hated me ever since the day I was born and when I was growing up, you always tried to find ways to make my life Hell and even worse, you tried to find ways to kill me. Mom and Dad were right to have kicked you out of the house after you turned eighteen, they also couldn't stand your bullshit any longer, and what you, your buddies, and Flip tried to do six years ago with that scheme of yours, you broke Mom and Dad's hearts, and you sent them spiraling into depression because of it, and I was also forced to see them take their own lives in that downward spiral of depression. We were right to have disowned you, Vance, and now, I'm going to do Mom and Dad a favor and send you straight to Hell where you rightfully belong!
Suddenly, Varie Raiza was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with stars and winds surrounding it, there are phoenixes, angels, and Raiza the Storm Monarch flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a sky blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Vance Raiza: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Varie Raiza emerged, but she was changed forever.
Varie Raiza grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has sky blue highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length green hair, she has neon green eyes and a green energy aura with stars, winds, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Raiza the Storm Monarch with the Wind Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on phoenix earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Wind, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Raiza the Storm Monarch with purple gems for eyes and holding the Wind, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her green phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony for the second pendant along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and green gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Varie Raiza has on a green sleeveless blouse, sleeveless green shirt, green skirt, green stockings, green legwarmers, green shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, winds, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Raiza the Storm Monarch surrounded by stars and winds. Suddenly, Varie Raiza felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive green angel wings with sky blue tips on the large green feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long green wolf tails with sky blue tips and sky blue markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Varie Raiza's massive Raiza the Storm Monarch's Hurricane Windstorm Greatsword of Storm Monarch Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, stars, winds, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Varie Raiza's Hurricane Wind Monarch Raiza the Storm Monarch Hurricane Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Wind Phoenix Storm Monarch Raiza Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded sky blue gems and Raiza the Storm Monarch etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large green dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four green phoenix heads with sky blue gems for eyes and large green phoenix head with sky blue gems for eyes and a large green gem in its mouth on the bottom of the green phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Raiza the Storm Monarch's head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji below Raiza the Storm Monarch that said, "Varie Raiza, Gene-Slammer of Raiza the Storm Monarch, Windmill Worker and Expert Cook Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Smasher of Flip, Archenemy of Wind, Destroyer of Vance Raiza, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Winds, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ヴァリー・ライザ、嵐の君主ライザのジーン・スラマー、風車労働者で料理人、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーンの未来の妻ラウド、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、フリップのスマッシャー、風の宿敵、ヴァンス・ライザの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情と元素の力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者、そして悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしのスレイヤー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして風、フェニックス、天使の達人
Suddenly, Varie Raiza's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Varie Raiza has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-RAIZA THE STORM MONARCH-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HURRICANE WINDSTORM RAIZA THE STORM MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL OF DIVINE HURRICANE WINDSTORM RAIZA THE STORM MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE HURRICANE WINDSTORM RAIZA THE STORM MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Varie Raiza's Super Angel-Raiza the Storm Monarch-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Vance Raiza saw it, he went fucking mad with rage and transformed into Raiza the Storm Monarch and fired blasts of winds at her, but she absorbed them and it made her stronger, and she fired a massive barrage of green energy, winds, phoenixes, and angels at Vance Raiza, and they exploded as they hit him, he got back up, but now, he was absolutely pissed and driven mad by wrath and bloodthirst.
Me: HOLY CRAP!
Nico: OH DAMN! NOW, THINGS ARE REALLY GOING TO GET WINDY!
Lincoln: Awesome, Varie Raiza's transformed into her Super Angel-Raiza the Storm Monarch-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really pissed off Vance big time, and now, it's high-time we got rid of you for good, Vance.
Varie Raiza: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Hurricane Windstorm Phoenix Raiza the Storm Monarch Phoenix Angel and Divine Hurricane Windstorm Phoenix Raiza the Storm Monarch Phoenix Angel Love) Exactly what I was about to say, Linky. Let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Varie Raiza.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You really made a huge mistake coming after us, Vance, but I take comfort knowing when I get married to Varie in the future, I won't have a heartless twisted bastard like you for a brother-in-law, and like all my future wives' evil relatives, only one thing awaits you: death!
Varie Raiza and Lincoln went after Vance Raiza who continued firing winds at them, but they absorbed them and it made them stronger, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Vance Raiza and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Varie Raiza also attack him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really driving Vance Raiza even madder than ever!
Vance Raiza: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, STINKOLN!
Vance Raiza fired more winds at Lincoln, but he absorbed them and it made him even more stronger as his wind aura became more ferocious. Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Vance Raiza's stomach and he began sucking out and absorbing the wind powers he'd gotten when he Gene-Slammed himself into Raiza the Storm Monarch along with his massive muscle mass and strength and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow, and that caused Vance Raiza to revert back to normal, but now, he was thin as a rake and he was really weak.
Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and sent Vance Raiza flying into the air, then, Lincoln and Varie Raiza fired powerful blasts of winds at Vance Raiza, which destroyed the fucker and sent his ass to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Varie Raiza and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Varie Raiza's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long green wolf tails, and massive green angel wings are permanent.
Varie Raiza: Burn in The Black Gates forever, Vance. Thank you for helping me get rid of my evil older brother forever, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Varie.
Suddenly, Varie Raiza wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Varie Raiza's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Raiza the Storm Monarch flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and winds blowing behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Varie Raiza sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and winds and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Lincoln: We did it, we got rid of Vance Raiza, but we still got five more of those thugs to deal with.
Darcy Erebus: Which means tomorrow, it's Damian Erebus' turn to die.
Lincoln: Damian isn't getting out of this, and I hope we drag his soul down into the darkest depths of Hell for this, Darcy.
Me: That I'd like to see. So, Lincoln, who's the next Keyblade Knight we're meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got a really good one and it's also for one for the Embodiments of Organization XIII: Iona Xion, Keyblade Knight of The Kingdom of Corona and Embodiment of Xion, The 14 Elements of The Sun.
Roxas, Lea, and Xion gasped.
Xion: Oh man, no way, Iona Xion! We haven't seen her in years.
Roxas: It sure has been years since we last saw her.
Michelle Emperyous: And I knew you'd pick her, Lincoln, and you guys will love meeting her, Iona Xion is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of The Sun and the 14 Elements, and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards Mother Gothel for locking up Rapunzel and using her powers over the sun to sustain her youth, and she also harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII and wants to make sure they did to Xion and make sure they all pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Having the powers of The Sun and the 14 Elements of Organization XIII?! Damn, she's a deadly force for light.
Lincoln: You said it, Nico, and if you mess with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother, sparks will fly.
Xion: (Shudders) We hadn't forgotten what happened last time. Man, it was ugly!
Soon, we were getting ready for bed.
Me: Well, we did lose the bet.
Nico: Yeah, that's true.
Lincoln: But, a bet's a bet. So, we've got to fulfill our end of the bet.
Ace Bunny: That's true.
And as soon as me, Nico, Lincoln, and Ace Bunny stepped into our rooms, Lincoln, Nico, and I saw our harems waiting for us in our rooms all dressed in smoking hot bras and panties lying on a super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for an expanding harem and Ace saw Lexi lying on a king-sized bed.
When Lincoln saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when Nico saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his blue eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when I saw my harem, I had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, my rainbow eyes turned deeper with fiery passion, and my nose was bleeding: I was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem.
And when Ace Bunny saw Lexi, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of her.
Girl Jordan, Varie, May, and Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice) Like what you see, big boy?
Lincoln, Me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: (In Heaven) Oh yeah.
Lily the Mermaid walked seductively up to Lincoln, Varie walked seductively up to me, May walked seductively up to Nico, and Lexi Bunny walked seductively up to Ace Bunny.
Lily the Mermaid: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for four weeks of intense lovemaking.
Varie: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on my massive pecs) Cause trust us, it's going to be wild.
May: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Nico's massive pecs) And it's going to be intense.
Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Ace Bunny's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for a wild ride!
Lincoln, me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: Whoa, mama.
Lily the Mermaid and the rest of Lincoln's harem guided Lincoln into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and Lily the Mermaid closed and locked the door and the barrier activated: Lincoln was in for four weeks of all-night intense wild lovemaking.
Varie and the rest of my harem guided me into my room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for me and my ever expanding harem, and Varie closed and locked the door and the barrier activated: I was in for four weeks of all-night intense wild lovemaking.
May and the rest of Nico's harem guided Nico into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and May closed and locked the door and the barrier activated: Nico was in for four weeks of all-night intense wild lovemaking.
And Lexi Bunny guided Ace Bunny into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and Lexi Bunny closed and locked the door and the barrier activated: Ace Bunny was in for four weeks of all-night intense wild lovemaking.
for tomorrow, the next match-up is Darcy Erebus, Gene-Slammer of Erebus the Underworld Monarch and Lincoln VS. Damian Erebus
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Sterling Heights, Michigan, and we also got a nasty case of bad news: the emotionless and cold-blooded former mad scientist of the defunct Incognito Labs turned convicted criminal, Dr. Carol Linnaeus, has escaped from prison once again and regained her intelligence thanks to the help of Damian Erebus, the evil older brother of Darcy Erebus, and she's about to do something that we never thought we would encounter again. It seems she'd gotten her hands on the files on Project: Mother in Law, and she injected a Funnel Web Spider with the Alien DNA that was used in the 2000 horror movie, Spiders, and it has grown into a dangerous and very super aggressive monster spider and wants to lay its eggs inside living hosts for them to grow and hatch. But, we're not going to let that happen once again, we're going to destroy that alien mutant monster spider and this time for good, and Dr. Carol Linnaeus will pay the ultimate price for her unethical and illegal experiments and all for her desire for glory, and that price will be her life, and we'll also make sure that Damian Erebus pays infinite-fold for that stunt later on after our mission to get the next fragment of the Tablet of Order and Chaos! And we're going to meet the next Keyblade Knight and one of the Embodiments of Organization XIII, her name is Iona Xion, Keyblade Knight of The Kingdom of Corona and Embodiment of Xion, The 14 Elements of The Sun, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of The Sun and the 14 Elements, and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards Mother Gothel for locking up Rapunzel and using her powers over the sun to sustain her youth, and she also harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII and wants to make sure they did to Xion and make sure they all pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Thrashers of Amazing Sandman, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of the Tablet of Order and Chaos etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels. Once in hand, you will gain a massive power and energy increase.