It's been 3 months since Christmas and everyone was getting aquatinted with their new friends, the potato heads got together relatively fast, Andy's puppy which they named buster was well trained, especially around toys which he kept their living secret since animals can't communicate with people, and moxxie and Millie were settling in perfectly
Right now Rex was playing Andy's latest buzz lightyear game with buzz (of course) watching, but no matter how hard he tried he kept failing to defeat the evil emperor zurg causing him to lose the game, and at their count, the 27th time in a row...and right now, the 28th
Buzz: Oooh. You almost had him.
Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
Buzz: Sure you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't pressed the fire button and jump at the same time!
They then hear a rattling noise and see Woody throwing things out of a drawer as if looking for something
Woody: Where is it, where is it? Where is it?
Buzz: Uh, Woody?
Woody: Huh? Oof!
Woody hits his head and falls out of the draw hitting several others on the way down
Buzz, and Rex: Ooooh!
Buzz: Hang on, cowboy!
Buzz Lightyear swings on a red desk lamp, lands on a car and rides it along a looping track and off the jump like in the first movie and spins through the air before landing next to Woody. He runs over and picks him up
Buzz Lightyear: Woody, are you alright?
Woody: Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone. Batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay. Good, okay.
Buzz: Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?
Woody: No! And Andy's leaving for Cowboy Camp any minute and I can't find it anywhere!
Buzz: Don't worry, Woody! In just a few hours, you Jessie and bullseye will be sittin' around a campfire with Andy, makin' delicious, hot schmoes.
Woody: They're called smores, Buzz.
Buzz: Right, right, of course. Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?
The green army men are searching the toy box]
Sarge: Keep looking, men! Dig deeper! [to Buzz] Negatory! Still searching!
Hamm moves sun blinds up and down as if to signal to someone
Hamm: The lawn gnome next door says it's not in the yard but he'll keep looking.
The door opens and Bo Peep, her sheep and a troll doll enter the room
Bo Peep: It's not in Molly's room. We've looked everywhere.
Mr Potato Head: [coming out from under Andy's bed] I found it!
Woody: You found my hat?
Mr Potato Head: Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring. Oh, my little sweet potato!
Mrs Potato Head: You found it! Oh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house.
Mr Potato Head kisses her side while she giggles
Woody: Oh, great. That's just great. This'll be the first year I miss cowboy camp, all because of my stupid hat.
Bo Peep: Woody. Look under your boot.
Woody: Don't be silly. My hat is not under my boot.
Bo Peep: Would you just look?
Woody: Oh! You see? No hat. Just the word "Andy."
Bo Peep: Uh-huh. And the boy who wrote that would take you to camp with or without your hat.
Woody: I'm sorry, Bo. It's just I've been looking forward to this all year. It's my one time with just me the roundup gang and Andy.
Bo Peep: (bringing Woody close with her cane) You're cute when you care.
Woody: Bo, not in front of Buzz.
Bo Peep: (purrs) Let him look.
As she and Woody are looking at each other, they realize moxxie and Millie were absent doe a while and come to check on them. They were on the other side of the bed and had built their own little lego house and the imp couple were right their with one another romantically
Woody: ugh! There ya two are
The two look at the cowboy doll with surprise
Millie: oh! Woody...any luck finding your hat?
Woody: ugh...if I found my hat it'd be on my head right now
Bo: we thought you'd have better luck
Moxxie: sorry, it Millie and I have big plans while your away
Woody: okay
Moxxie: just the two of us
Woody: okay!
Moxxie: without you, EXPLICITLY without you!
Woody: okay! Okay! I'm agreeing with you! Yeesh!
Woody walks away continuing to look for his hat while bo stays
Bo: don't let it get to you. I know woody's a bit ecstatic, but he's looking forward to cowboy camp
Moxxie: I know, but Millie and I have been looking forward to this as well! Finally, a proper weekend together without snotty nose good eavesdropping curly horned white spotted freaks over your shoulder!
Everyone looks to them with confusion
Hamm: and that would apply to who?
Moxxie realizes they weren't acquainted with blitzo yet and they never mentioned him once
Moxxie: oh, well um...
But before he could explain, they all heard baaing and they turn to see Rex fighting with Bo's sheep over the remote
Rex: Miss Peep! Your sheep!
Bo whistles to get her sheep's attention. They let go of the remote, making Rex fall over and hit the TV remote's on button and it turns on to play a commercial of Al's Toy Barn with Al the owner dressed up in a chicken suit
Al McWhiggen: Hey, kids, this is Al from Al's Toy Barn and I'm sittin'on some good deals here. Ow! I think I'm feeling a deal hatching right now! Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got boats for a buck, beanies for a buck..
Millie: Rex! Turn that damn thing off! Someone could hear it!
Rex: [getting back up and tapping the remote rapidly trying to find the right button] Which one is off?
Al: Buck, buck, buck! And that's cheap, cheap, cheap! So hurry on down...
Hamm: For crying out loud, it's this one!
He hit the off button and the TV turns off
Hamm: I despise that chicken.
Then Slinky enters the room
Slinky: Fellas. Fellas. OK, I got some good news and I got some bad news.
Mrs Potato Head: What news?
Slinky: Good news is I found your hat, Woody!
Woody: My hat! Oh, Slink, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Where'd you find it?
Slinky: Well, that's the bad news
There's some barking coming from down stairs
Rex: Oh! It's Buster!
Hamm: (gasps)
Sarge: Canine alert! Man your battle stations! Let's move, move, move!
The soldiers and Rocky run to the door and held it back to hold Buster, a dachshund sausage dog, who is straining against it
Bo Peep: Woody, hide! Quick!
Woody runs just as Buster bursts into the room and runs around, looking for him. He knocks over Robot and Mr Spell, the egg toys and the Lincoln Log house where the Potato Heads are kissing frozen. Buster went to Andy's bag and pull Woody out with his mouth and toss him to the floor. Buster growls at Woody at first but then licks him a couple of times, revealing that he's a friendly dog
Woody: Okay, okay, okay. Okay! Okay! You found me! Buster! All right!
Moxxie: man, that was faster than last week
Millie: yeah, how'd he do today Hamm?
Hamm: Eh, looks like a new record
Woody: OK, boy, sit. Reach for the sky.
Buster raises his front paws and sit on his butt
Woody: Gotcha!
Buster acts being shit and falls over, playing dead
Woody: Ohh! Great job, boy.
He rubs Buster's belly as Buster pants happily
Woody: Who's gonna miss me while I'm gone, huh? Who's gonna miss me? Who's gonna miss me?
Alice: Andy, you got all your stuff?
Woody: Okay. Have a good weekend, everybody. We'll see you Sunday night.
Andy: It's in my room.
Andy staggers into the room and Buster run up to him
Andy: Stick em up!
Buster just scratches his ear and walks away
Andy: I guess we'II work on that later
He gets his backpack and puts woody Jessie and bullseye in it
Andy: see ya Sunday guys!
He closes the door behind him s everyone prepares for the weekend
Hamm: so wanna play battleship?
Rex: does it involve dinosaurs? Can I be a velociraptor?
Mr potato head: no it doesn't, and no you can't
Slinky: come on Rex, I'll show ya
Moxxie and Millie are relieved as they prepare themselves for the weekend
Moxxie: so, what do ya wanna do first honey bumm?
Millie: it's our weekend, you decide first sugar horns
She proceeds to purr making Moxxie grin mischievously as they proceed to the shelf corner with buzz puzzling about what Moxxie am said earlier with bo sharing equal curiosity. They proceed to look into their house and find a single picture with moxxie and Millie and what looked to be an imp that matched moxxie's disruption and an anthropomorphic wolf of some kind
Bo: I wonder where they are now...