At Andy's room, Etch have draw a picture of moxxie and Millie as the toys are trying to figure out who took them
Hamm: All right, let's review this one more time. At precisely : -ish, Exhibit "A"...moxxie and Millie...were kidnapped Exhibit "B": Composite sketch of the kidnapper.
Etch draws a false picture of Al who's got a beard
Toys: Nah, that's not him.
Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that.
Hamm: Fine. Uh, Etch, give him a shave.
Etch redraws Al again but without the beard
Slinky: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
Mr Potato Head: Let's just go straight to Exhibit "F": The kidnapper's vehicle.
The crime scene remake was made using LEGO to make Andy's house and the small toy in a car is used to represent Al's car
Mr Potato Head: Now the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
Hamm: Your eyes are in backwards. It went the other way.
Mr Potato Head: Hey, put a cork in it.
Rex: How do you spell FBI?
Rex accidentally walk into the crime scene remake, messing it up
Mr Potato Head: My crime scene!
As Rex turns, his tail knock over the model of Andy's house
Hamm: Oh, why don't you watch where you're goin', "Godspilla"?
Rex: I didn't know there was a crime scene.
Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me. Excuse me. A little quiet please. Thank you.
Hamm: Huh?
Mr Potato Head shrugs as the toys and Irelanders look confused at each other then walk over to Buzz who is typing some letters into Mr Spell via his keyboard to figure out the license plate's words LZTYBRN
Mr Spell: Lazy toy brain. Lousy try, Brian.
Rex: What are you doing, Buzz?
Buzz: There was some sort of message encoded on that vehicle's ID tag.
Mr Spell: Liz try bran.
Mr Potato Head: It's just a licence plate. It's just a jumble of letters.
Hamm: Yeah, and there are about million registered cars in the Tri-County area alone.
Mr Spell: Lou's thigh burn.
Buzz shook his head in dismay
Mr Potato Head: Oh, this can't help. Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys.
The toys start to leave Buzz when Mr Potato Head's comment give Buzz an idea
Buzz: Toy. Toy. Toy! Hold on!
He types the letters up on Mr Spell. The toys stop walking and turn to watch Buzz type the letters on Mr Spell's keyboard then press the play button
Mr Spell: Al's Toy Barn.
Toys: Huh? Al's Toy Barn?
Buzz picks up the feather to look at it for the clues began to add up
Buzz: Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit.
Etch does so and a picture of Al in his chicken costume appears on his screen, making everyone gasp in shock and Rex yelled in horror
Toys: (gasps)
Rex: It's the chicken man!
Buzz: That's our guy.
Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken
The scene changes to Al in his chicken suit in his apartment, talking to someone on the phone]
Al: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be right there. And we're gonna do this commercial in one take. Do you hear me? Because I am in the middle of something really important!
He sighs and hangs up before turning his attention to moxxie and Millie who are in glass cases
Al: (snickers) Oh! You, my little imp friends are gonna make me big buck-buck-bucks.
He laughs as he leaves the room
As al leaves moxxie and Millie unfreeze and figure out a way to escape. First they make it to the door but they were too short to reach the knob, even when on top of one another. They turn to the window and climb the chair and jump onto the window still and open the blinds. They look down in shick to see that they're high up from the ground and at the top floor
Moxxie: oh crumbs...
Down below, Al is getting into his car
Al: I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday. All the way to work!
He drives off to his toy store which is only a 10 second drive away from his apartment
They run to a vent and moxxie strains to move a screw but it won't budge so he tries pulling the vent
Millie turns when she sees the box behind them mysteriously open
Millie: uh Moxxie...?
He looks to see the open box as well as they get out their weapons. Just then they see a figure come to the scene. Moxxie aims his assault rifle at his shoulder and it let out a familiar scream as it comes out of the shadows
Blitzo: FUCK! A new hole!
Moxxie: B-blitz?!
Blitzo: no, I'm the tooth fairy, OF COURSE ITS ME YA DINGUS! WHAT HE FUCK!!!
Millie: Blitz, is that really you?! Or are you another toy who just so happens to be him
Blitzo: well that's one way to treat your boss! The fuck is up with shooting me like that?! Lucky this body doesn't spew blood or this is coming out of your paycheck!
yep, it's their blitzo alright
Moxxie: hehe...oh crumbs...hehe! My bad! I am so sorry...we thought you were some sort of toy monster sir
Blitzo: well maybe if ya had asked who was there we'd save the shooting problem
Millie: wait, if your here then...does that mean?
That's when a furry arm comes out of the box revealing loona getting on her feet
Loona: you have no fucking idea how stuffy it was in that box!
Moxxie: (sarcastically) glad to see ya too loona
Loona: gee, way to thank the only way outta here
Millie: but...how'd you even get here?
Blitzo: well when ya disappeared you were gone for a few days until loony here got the idea to use that fancy book to find ya, then she used the book to get us here but she accidentally left it back in the office, turned out were now toys, yada yada yada, the fat bastard in the chicken outfit kidnapped us and shoved us in that box
Moxxie: well...that's a bit more then the time we've had here
Loona: (sarcastically) oh really? And how exactly was your time as plastic shit faces!
Moxxie: well if you must know!
Blitzo: oh good story time!
He sits down making himself comfortable
Blitzo: tell us everything and don't leave out any details, plot, side plots, beginning, middle, end, conflict, drama, all of it!
Moxxie: ...okay
They all sit down as moxxie and Millie tell the story of their time as toys
Back in Andy's room, Rex is using his foot to change the TV channel for Al's Toy Barn commercial
Rex: I can't find it! It doesn't seem to be on any of these stations!
Buzz: Keep looking
Hamm: Oh, you're goin' too slow. Let me take the wheel.
Hamm rapidly presses the channel button and the commercials rapidly changes
Rex: It's too fast. How can you even tell what's on?
Hamm: I can tell.
Hamm keeps changing the channels even when Al's commercial appeared
Al: Toy and...
Buzz: There it is! We made it!
Rex: Back, back, back!
Hamm: Too late. I'm in the 40s. Gotta go 'round the horn. It's faster.
He kept pressing until it reach Al's commercial and the toys and Irelanders stop him quickly before he change it again
Al: And look for the giant chicken!
Buzz Lightyear: Now, Etch!
Etch draws a map on his screen which shows the way to Al's Toy Barn. Buzz bends down and points to the statue of Al's big egg shaped chicken outside the toy store
Buzz: That's where I need to go.
Rex: You can't go, Buzz. You'II never make it there.
Buzz: Moxxie and Millie risked their lives to save me and woody. I couldn't call myself their friend... if I weren't willing to do the same. So who's with me?
Mrs Potato Head packs Mr Potato Head's accessories in his part storage hatch in his back
Mrs Potato Head: I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes and your angry eyes, just in case.
Bo walks up to buzz
Bo: please bring them home safe
Buzz: don't worry. I'm sure we can get the job done before tomorrow night
Wheezy: Mr Buzz Lightyear. You just gotta save Moxxie and Millie (coughs)
Buzz Lightyear: I'II do my best, son.
Mrs Potato Head kisses Mr Potato Head's check before giving him his mustache
Mr Potato Head: Okay, fellas, let's roll.
He, Hamm, Rex, Slinky, Buzz walk on the roof and uses Slinky's back as a bunging cord to jump down to the ground
Mr Potato Head: Geronimo!
He lands on the ground and let Slinky's back go back up to Hamm who grabs it and jumps down
Rex: You'd think with all my video game experience I'd be feeling more prepared.
As he reaches for Slinky's back, he falls and hang on to it as it bounces up and down
Slinky: The idea is to let go.
Buzz: We'II be back before Andy gets home.
Mrs Potato Head: Don't talk to any toy you don't know!
Buzz: To Al's Toy Barn and beyond!
He grabs Slinky's back and jumps down and he let it fly up to Slinky who leaps off, catching his back and jumps down. The camera moves up to a view of Al's apartment in the distance as the sun sets.
Meanwhile in al's apartment Moxxie finishes up the story
Blitzo: wow...that's quite a lot for being gone for 3 days
Moxxie and Millie: three days??
Millie: how can it have been three days when we smell like we've been gone for months?
She sniffs her armpit and sure enough it smelled that way by her face turning green
Blitzo: well I guess time speeds faster here?
Moxxie: well it certainly felt that's at to you considering how long it took you to even get here?!
Blitzo: please! Me and loona volunteered to come here mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.
Moxxie: A what now?
Blitzo: I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you [begins poking Moxxie in the chest] talentless baby dicked troll?!
Moxxie gets up to his face
Moxxie: do you have any idea what we were out through?' Did you listen to a damn word from my story?! We were abducted by a kid version of Frankenstein and Millie got her forehead burnt! She still has the mark right now! Fuck she fell of a balcony snapping her arm clean off! Then she was forced into a tea party! I never seen her so upset!
Blitzo: ugh! I didn't want to admit but can you please just shut up about Millie? It's always "oh, how's Millie?", "I can't tonight, I'm hanging with Millie." "I'm so worried about Millie." And she's always five fucking feet away from you, it's pathetic!
Moxxie: Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?
Blitzo: [leans towards Moxxie] It actually does.
Loona: The only reason you have a wife [looks away from her phone to glare at Moxxie] is because you're easy to manage!
Millie: no he's not you BITCH!!! [flips Loona the double bird]
Loona: [growls at Millie]
Blitzo: Do not talk to my daughter that way! She's sensitive!
Loona: [snaps her jaws at Millie] Yes, I am!
Blitzo: and someone please explain the tattoos on you legs!
He refers to the permanent marker writing on moxxie and Millie
Millie: these are not tattoos! There initials to our owner Andy!
Blitzo: owner?! Since when do my two top assassins have owners?!
Moxxie: when we turned into toys and learn to obey the three basic rules of being a toy! You should try it sometimes!
Blitzo: I make my own rules Moxxie! You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do!
Moxxie: why do I even bother working with you?! I could've just moved in with millie's parents! We could've been fine without you you curved horned asshole!
Blitzo: (gasp) you take that back!
Moxxie: ever since we started working with you you did nothing but taunt us, belittle us, leave me to die, and stalk us left to right! No boss in history would ever do so much sins you do!
Blitzo: I can sin however I fucking want! We fucking live in mother fucking hell!
Moxxie: news flash dumbass! This isn't hell! This is the human world! And we have to obey it's rules! Not yours!
Blitzo: don't you dare raise your voice at me mister! I will not tolerate that kind of attitude in this family!
Moxxie: We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!
As Moxxie rants, Loona continues looking at her phone, slowly flipping Moxxie off
Blitzo: well if you don't like it so much why don't ya just fucking QUITE!
Moxxie: fine! I do quite! Forever!
Blitzo: fine! Who fucking needs you?! Good riddance!
Moxxie: fine!
Blitzo: fine!
Moxxie: fine!
Moxxie grab millies arm and takes her to another part of the room with blitzo just standing there
Blitzo:...good riddance...
Elsewhere, a car pass by a house. Buzz run out of some bushes towards a mail box. He gestures to Rex who is covered in leaves. He runs to Buzz but as he did, the leaves fell off him except one when he reaches him. He shrugs with a sheepish chuckle. Slinky, Mr Potato Head, and Hamm run out of the bushes to Buzz when Hamm slips, rolls forward and his cork falls off, spilling his coins out on the pavement
Hamm: Uh, all right, nobody look til I get my cork back in.
Buzz: Good work, men. Two blocks down, and only 19 more to go.
Rex: What?!
Other toys: 19?!
Mr Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Buzz: Come on, fellas! Did Moxxie and Millie give up when Sid had me and woody strapped to a rocket?
Other toys: No.
Buzz: No! And did they give up when you threw them out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head: Oh, ya had to bring that up.
Buzz: No, they didn't! We have friends in need! And we will not rest until their safe in Andy's room! Now let's move out!