In the bushes, next morning, Buzz uses his karate chop action to move some leaves out of his way. The toys are behind him and look exhausted
Hamm: Hey, Buzz, can we slow down? May I remind you that some of us are carrying over six dollars in change.
Rex: Losing health units. Must rest
Buzz: Is everyone present and accounted for?
Mr Potato Head: Not quite everyone.
Buzz: Who's behind?
Slinky: Mine.
Slinky's back end comes walking up slowly to the others then slump down, exhausted
Hamm: Hey, guys. Why did the toys cross the road?
Buzz: Not now, Hamm.
Rex: Oh, I love riddles. Why?
Hamm: To get to the Chicken on the other side!
Across the road is Al's Toy Barn
Toys: Hooray!
Rex: Yippee! The chicken!
A lot of cars came zooming past. One of them hit a can and it land on the pavement in front of the toys
Rex: Ah, well, we tried.
He turns to leave but Buzz grab his tail to bring him back
Buzz: We'll have to cross.
Toys: What the... What?!
Mr Potato Head: You're not turning me into a mashed potato.
Slinky: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
Buzz: There must be a safe way.
He then saw something which gives him an idea. Later, the traffic lights change from green to red after some cars pass. A bunch of traffic cones are on the pavement
Buzz: Okay, here's our chance. Ready, set, go!
The cones then move across the road.
Rex whimpers nervously in his cone. The Traffic lights turn from red to green and cars come rolling towards the toys and Irelanders
Buzz Lightyear: Drop!
Everyone stop and dropped their cones. A car swerved to avoid them and went into some spikes on a driveway, punctuating the tires, Another car crashes into it
Buzz Lightyear: Go!
They move on until Buzz heard the cars again
Buzz Lightyear: Drop!
Some of them drop except Hamm and Rex
Buzz Lightyear: I said drop!
They drop and cars swerved to avoid the cones, results in a crash and a wheel rolling
Buzz Lightyear: Go!
The toys walk on. As Hamm mutters to himself, a monster truck came zooming over his cone, making it spin around for a sec before stopping. Hamm shook himself and walked on. Buzz heard more cars coming
Buzz Lightyear: Drop!
They do so and a car swerved around to avoid it then a truck with a concrete pipe which braked, making it's trailer move around in a big U turn
Buzz Lightyear: Go!
The toys move on. Then as the trailer leans, the chains holding the pipe breaks and it roll off the trailer and onto the road. Mr Potato Head's shoe got stick on some gum. Mr Potato Head stops and search for his shoe until he finally touch it. As the pipe roll towards him, he strains to get his shoe free until he finally gets it free and ran to the other side just as the pipe rolled to the gum and got it stick to it's side. The toys arrived on the other side of the road and put the cones down
Mr Potato Head: Ah, that went well.
All the cars are all piled up and the pipe roll towards a pole and knocked it to the road
Buzz: Good job, troops. We're that much closer to moxxie and Millie
They get a shopping cart and buzz pushes it to the entrance. As they near the entrance, they saw a sign that said SORRY, WE'RE CLOSED
Slinky: Oh, no. It's closed.
Mr Potato Head: We're not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read.
They saw a worker drinking a can while walking towards the door which opens with the moo sound effect and he goes in
Worker: Hey, Joe, you're late. We got a ton of toys to unload in the back.
Joe: All right, all right. I'm comin', I'm comin'.
Worker: Come on! Let's get movin'!
Buzz: All right, let's go.
Rex: But the sign says it's closed.
They run to the door and jump on the mat trying to open the door
Buzz: No, no, no, no. All together. Now!
They jump together and the door opens. As they run inside, Rex went over to a manual shelf and saw a Buzz Lightyear video game manual with a note saying WANT TO DEFEAT ZURG? SECRETS REVEALED! Rex giggles with excitement by this. The toys walk to the aisles and look at them in awe
Slinky: Whoa, Nelly. How are we gonna find
Moxxie and Millie in this place?
Buzz: (opening his helmet) Look for Al. We find Al, we find moxxie and Millie. Now move out.
They split up
Hamm: moxxie!
Mr Potato Head: Millie!
We cut back to al's apartment as moxxie and Millie are near their glass boxes staring at blitzo who was by the box he and loona were in. Moxxie had meant what he said last night. He didn't care about blitzo at all, but Millie saw something different
Millie: mox...listen-
Moxxie cuts her off
Moxxie: I meant every word I said to him. I'm not taking them back
Millie: I know but...maybe you should talk to him...maybe we should hear his side of things
Moxxie looks to Millie knowing she was right, but before he said anything they heard doorsteps
Moxxie: oh crumbs! We need to get back to our places!
Loona: the fuck does that mean?
Moxxie: rules 1 and 2 of being a toy, standing perfectly still and being where you were last our! In Millie and I's case, in the glass case and you and blitz in the box!
They all do so as al comes with a camera in his hands
Al: it's show time! Took me forever to find this stupid thing and with a fixer upper this baby is good as new!
The scene changes to back in Al's Toy Barn where Buzz is running down the front of the aisles until he came across a aisle fill up with Buzz Lightyear toys
Buzz Lightyear: Wow.
Buzz walk down the aisle, amazed by the sight of his aisle. Then below the display stand, he saw a sign that said NEW UTILITY BELT
Buzz Lightyear: (wolf-whistles) I could use one of those.
He climbs up to the display stand and saw a new Buzz Lightyear toy standing tall and proud just like he did when he first came to Andy's room and met Woody.
In another aisle, Rex and Mr Potato Head are walking down it. Rex is reading the manual as he walks
Rex: You know, they make it so you can't defeat Zurg unless you buy this book. It's extortion, that's what it is.
Mr Potato Head pull out his ears so he won't hear Rex's jabbering
Rex: Hey, I always thought the golden sceptre was the only...
Rex and Mr Potato Head: Aaaah!
Hamm and Slinky arrive in a toy car
Hamm: I thought we could search in style.
Mr Potato Head: Nice going there, Hamm.
he step in and push Hamm aside
Mr Potato Head: So how about letting a toy with fingers drive?
He starts driving the car and bump into a shelf then reverses into another shelf then as he drove off, he knocked over a pile of buckets of soldiers which fell over to the floor
Back at the display stand, Buzz looks at his doppelganger with a curious expression]
Buzz: Am I really that fat?
He saw the doppelganger's new utility belt and whistles. He reached down to touch it when his doppelganger suddenly grabs his hand and swing him to the ground
Buzz: Ow! What are you doing?
Utility Belt Buzz: You're in direct violation of code 6404. 5... stating all space rangers are to be in hypersleep until awakened by authorized personnel.
Buzz: Oh, no.
Utility Belt Buzz pushes Buzz to the glass wall, his face pressed against it
Utility Belt Buzz: You're breakin' ranks, ranger.
he open his wrist communicator and talks into it
Utility Belt Buzz: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I've got an AWOL space ranger.
Buzz: (embarrassed, remembering his former behavior) Tell me I wasn't this deluded.
Utility Belt Buzz heard him and presses his face to the glass again
Utility Belt Buzz: No back talk! I have a laser, and I will use it.
Buzz: You mean the laser that's a light bulb?
He presses the laser button, making it beeps loudly. Utility Belt Buzz gasps and leaps onto a model of a planet above Buzz
Utility Belt Buzz: Has your mind been melded? You could've killed me, space ranger. Or should I say "traitor"?
He aims his laser at Buzz's forehead whilst Buzz looks on in annoyance and un-amusement
Buzz: I don't have time for this.
Utility Belt Buzz: Halt! I order you to halt!
Buzz open a door to the display and jumps down to the floor. But just as he's about to walk away, Utility Belt Buzz pounces on him. The two Buzzes fight until the newer one overpowers the old one and push him towards a special box
Buzz: Listen to me. Listen. Wait, wait, wait.
Utility Belt Buzz stop pushing and Buzz went straight into the box.
Meanwhile, the toys are rolling down a pink aisle, looking for Al, Moxie and Millie
Slinky: We've been down this aisle already.
Mr. Potato Head: We've never been down this aisle. It's pink!
Slinky: Face it... we're lost.
Hamm: Ooh! Back it up, back it up.
They reveres back and they look to see lots of Barbie dolls having a pool party
Barbie Dolls: What a great party!
Rex, Slinky, Hamm and Mr Potato Head's mouths drop in awe at the sight
Barbie Dolls: How low can you go? How low can you go? (giggles) Stop splashing me!
Hamm: Excuse me, ladies. Does anyone know where we might find the Al of Al's Toy Barn?
Tour Guide Barbie: I can help.
She slides down the slide and into the car next to Mr Potato Head
Tour Guide Barbie: I'm Tour Guide Barbie. Please keep your hands, arms and accessories inside the car, and no flash photography. Thank you.
Mr. Potato Head: (caught himself on what he's doing) I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud.
Hamm: Then make room for the single fellas.
Hamm climb over Mr Potato Head and lands next to Tour Guide Barbie as she starts to drive the car down the aisle and went onto another aisle
Tour Guide Barbie: To our right is the Hot Wheels aisle. Developed in the original series had cars, including the Corvette.
Slinky: Uh, beg your pardon, ma'am, but where's Al's office?
Tour Guide Barbie: Please hold all questions until the end of the tour. Thank you!
Rex: It says how you defeat Zurg! Look!
Rex put the manual in front of Tour Guide Barbie, Hamm and Mr Potato Head, blocking their view and the windscreen
Slinky: Hey, Rex!
Tour Guide Barbie: Excuse me, sir.
Mr Potato Head: Get this outta here, "geekosaur."
But when Rex move the manual from the windscreen, they saw a ball stand
Slinky: Look out!
Hamm: Oh, stop, stop, stop!
Barbie swerves the car to the right but it hits the the stand and balls spill out on them. They tried to get away but the balls caused the car to spin around in circles
Hamm: Turn into the spin, Barbie!
The Buzz Lightyear video game manual slips out of Rex's tiny hand and flies to the ground, sliding under a shelf, out of Rex's reach
Rex: Aah! My source of power! No! Come back!
Aaaaah! Hey!
He ran after the car and the others
Rex: Wait up! Hey! Come on!
Mr Potato Head look at a side mirror and saw Rex's reflection in it with the words said OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE MUCH CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
Rex: Slow down! Dinosaur overboard! Slow down...
Barbie stops the car and Rex tumbles in headfirst, his legs dangled in the air
Tour Guide Barbie: Remain seated, please! Permanecer sentados, por favor.
She recites in Spanish as she drives on
Back at the Buzz Lightyear aisle, Utility Belt Buzz tied Buzz into a cardboard spaceship and put him in it
Buzz: Ow! Listen to me! Listen to me! You're not really a space ranger! You're a toy! We're all toys! Do you hear me?!
Utility Belt Buzz: Well, that should hold you til the court martial.
He put Buzz on a shelf and walks away
Buzz: Let me go! You don't realize what you're doing! (grunts)
The other toys arrives in the Buzz Lightyear aisle
Tour Guide Barbie: And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in shortsighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
Hamm: Hey, Buzz!
Utility Belt Buzz: Halt! Who goes there?
He aim his laser at them, making Barbie stop the car just in front of Utility Belt Buzz
Mr Potato Head: Quit clowning around and get in the car!
Rex: Buzz! Buzz! I know how to defeat Zurg!
Utility Belt Buzz turn off his laser upon hearing this
Utility Belt Buzz: You do?
Rex: Come on. I'II tell you on the way.
Inside the box, Buzz saw this confusion and tries to call out to them but they can't hear him from outside
Buzz: (muffled) No, no, guys! You've got the wrong Buzz! YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG BUZZ!!!
Hamm: Say, where'd you get the cool belt, Buzz?
Utility Belt Buzz: Well, slotted pig, they're standard issue.
They drive away, leaving Buzz behind in the box
Buzz: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Back in his apartment, Al takes pictures of The imps and hellhound. He look at the photos with delight and glee
Al: (laughs) It's like printing my own money.
His phone rings and he answers it
Al: Yeah, what?
Mr Konishi: Al McWhiggin.
Al: Oh, Mr Konishi. Yes, uh, I-I have the pictures right here. In fact, I'm in the car right now on my way to the office to fax them to you. I'm goin' through a tunnel! I'm breakin' up!
As Al left the room, the toys unfreeze as they sigh in relief
Loona: didn't think that bastard could take that many photos of us
Millie: yeah! Who does he think We are? Merchandise?
Moxxie: well we are toys ha know
That's when they notice blitzo just leave. Moxxie, remembering Millie's Wrds of advise goes to see him near a vent by himself
Moxxie then comes to him and sits by him
Moxxie: listen blitz...about what I said last night...
Blitzo holds his hand up to his face cutting him off
Blitzo: I know why you said it. You were fed up of me always being a duche to you and your wife. But you know why? Because I never had what you have. And we both know that to be true. I was so fucking jealous of you and your accomplishment that I just inserted myself so I could feel what it was like! And you know damn well I'm not exactly the best imp to be around, fuck I'm not even father of the year with loona...all I want is to feel like I belong... I just wanted to feel the love you and Millie have
Moxxie looks at blitzo with surprise and sorrow
Blitzo: I'm sorry...
Millie comes to the scene too
Moxxie: I'm the one who should be sorry...I was so upset about you not taking me and millie's new toy lives seriously that I didn't care about what you felt
The two imps sit closer to blitzo with his head in his knees
Blitzo: please forgive me...
Moxxie and Millie stay with their boss and comfort him all throughout the time they had, hoping that they could try and start over if they ever left the apartment.