In Al's office, Hamm and Potato Head look in a box
Hamm; hey mox! Mills! Ya in here?
Mr Potato Head: Nah. This one's empty too
The group co to use their search for their imp friends
Slinky: Millie!
Me potato head: moxxie!
Hamm: Millie!
Slinky hop onto Al's desk and went over to some Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots
Slinky; pardon me gentleman, but have any of you seen two imp action figures with the name Andy on their legs?
Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: Why, no, I haven't.
Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: Hey! He was talkin' to me!
Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: No, he was talkin' to me!
Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: Why, you... I'll...
The two robots punch each other until the red one's head spins up, making Slinky back up
Rex: You see, all along we thought the way into Zurg's fortress was through the main gate. But in fact, the secret entrance is to the left, hidden in the shadows.
Utility Belt Buzz: (open his wrist communicator to "type" in notes) To the left and in the shadows. Got it.
Then they heard a voice speaking in Japanese outside the room
Slinky: Someone's coming.
Utility Belt Buzz: Everyone take cover.
The toys hide under the desk just as Al enters, talking on his phone
Al: No, it was a big pile-up, but I don't want to bore you with the details. Yes. Now, let me confirm your fax number.
He went to his fax machine and start typing in the number
Al: W-W-Wait. Slow. That's a lot of numbers. No, I got it.
The toys peep out from the side of the desk to look at Al
Slinky: (whispering) It's him.
Hamm: (whispering) The chicken man.
Utility Belt Buzz: (looking at Al in confusion) Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
Slinky: That's the kidnapper, all right.
Utility Belt Buzz: A kidnapper. An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
Back at the Buzz Lightyear aisle, Buzz is still trapped in his box and jolted around to get free, The box fell off the shelf and onto the floor. Buzz kicks the bottom of the box open, freeing his legs. In the office, Al faxes a picture of moxxie and Millie in the fax machine
Al: And the pièce de résistance. I promise the collection will be the crown jewel of your museum.
The picture lands on the floor and the toys see it
Slinky: It's moxxie and Millie!
Al: you'll take them? Wait...the name Andy on their legs? I didn't even notice that? You'll take them if I get rid of 'em?...well add another zero into my check and you got yourself a deal sir
Mr Konishi: I no care! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Al: What?
Mr Konishi: I pay anything you want. Anything. Just get imp figures here NOW!
Al: Yes! Yes! You got a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
Utility Belt Buzz: Quick, get into the poultry man's cargo unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move.
The toys jump into Al's bag, followed by Utility Belt Buzz, thinking that he'II lead them to zurg
Al: Don't touch my mustache! (scats with joy)
Buzz is untying himself from the straps when he heard Al's scatting. He went to the end of the aisle with a glare and saw Al sliding out of his office with a smile on his face
Al: Al, you are rich! Rich, rich, rich! (cackles)
Buzz gasps when he saw Rex's tail poking out of Al's bag. As Al went down the store, Buzz chases on an aisle and slips over the balls that the toys had spilled earlier. He gets up and jump on the sports stuff, released a joystick so that he can jump from it, bounce on a trampoline and grab a monkey zipline which moves down towards the entrance where Al is exiting but as he let go of the zipline and leaps towards the doors, they've shut, making slam into them headfirst and fall to the floor. He jumps up and down on the sensor mat to open the doors but to no avail. He watch hopelessly as Al drives over to his apartment
Buzz: Huh?
Buzz look to a stack of boxes on the side of the doors. He run over and kicks them, making them all fell over and land on the sensor mat, making the doors open and he run through them and onto the parking lot. One of the boxes stood at the entrance and the doors kept hitting it. Then a grey hand burst through the box and out came...
Emperor Zurg!
He wakes up and saw Buzz running across the parking lot towards Al's apartment. Growling with rage, he followed Buzz in hot pursuit, wanting to get rid of him so he can rule the galaxy, unaware that he's just a toy
Emperor Zurg: (growls) Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear! Destroy Buzz Lightyear
Across the road, Al get out, leaving his bag in his car
Rex: Aah! He didn't take the bag!
Utility Belt Buzz: No time to lose.
He jumps outta the bag and run to the door. He tried to pull the handle but it won't budge. He climb to the door window and saw Al going into the lift
Utility Belt Buzz: He's ascending in the vertical transporter.
He jump down, open his wings and grab Rex and Potato Head's hands
Utility Belt Buzz: All right, everyone, hang on. We're gonna blast through the roof.
Rex: Uh, Buzz?
Utility Belt Buzz: To infinity and beyond!
He tries to fly but nothing happens
Mr Potato Head: What are you, insane? We're wasting time. Stand still, Godzilla.
He climb up onto Rex's head and strains to pull the lock
Utility Belt Buzz: I-I don't understand. Somehow my fuel cells have gone dry.
He put his hand, pressing a switch which unlocks the door, sending Mr Potato Head fall over backwards onto the seat
Mr Potato Head: Aaaaaah!
Hamm: (laughs)
The door is opened and Utility Belt Buzz step out and turn on his laser to scan the area to see if it's clear. Once he done it, he ran over to the door and saw the lift arrow going all the way to the 23rd floor
Utility Belt Buzz: Blast! He's on level 23.
Slinky: How are we gonna get up there?
Rex: Maybe if we find some balloons we could float to the top.
Mr Potato Head: Are you kidding? I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
Hamm: How about a ham sandwich with fries and a hot dog?
Rex: What about me?
Hamm: Eh, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.
Utility Belt Buzz: Troops, over here!
He went to a grill on the left and pull the cover off it and put it to the side
Utility Belt Buzz: Just like you said, lizard man. "In the shadows to the left." Okay, let's move!
They head inside the vent to find woody
Utility Belt Buzz: (talking into his wrist communicator) Mission log. Have infiltrated enemy territory without detection and are making our way through the bowels of Zurg's fortress.
Hamm: You know, I think that Buzz aisle went to his head.
They came to a vent junction and Utility Belt Buzz turn on his laser to choose which way to go
Slinky: Oh, shit. Which way do we go?
Utility Belt Buzz: (pointing to the left) This way.
Mr Potato Head: What makes you so sure?
Utility Belt Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure.
Then the vents started to shake and rumble around the toys
Utility Belt Buzz: We've been detected. The walls! They're closing in! Quick, help me prop up vegetable man, or we're done for!
Mr Potato Head: Hey! Hey! Put me down, you moron!
Rex: Hey, guys, look! It's not the walls! It's the elevator!
They look to see the lift going down til it stops. They went over and look up at the shaft which is a long way up
Utility Belt Buzz: Come on. We've got no time to lose. Everyone, grab hold.
He pull out a rope handle and toss it into Mr Potato Head's hand and then pull out two red handles to which magnets appear on them. He stick them to the metal surface and starts climbing up
Toys: Huh? Huh?
Hamm: Uh, Buzz, why not just take the elevator?
Utility Belt Buzz: They'll be expecting that.
Outside, Buzz is running under a traffic cone towards the door when he saw some footprints on the ground which leads to the vent where he heard some clanging and Rex yelling
Rex: Hey, Buzz! Stop! Slow down!
Eyes narrowed, Buzz walk over to the vent.
We enter al's office where he finishes putting black paint over the permanent marker on moxxie and millie's legs while talking on the phone
Al: to overnight six packages is how much? That's in yen, right?
Woman: No, dollars.
Al: Dollars! Oh! You are deliberately taking advantage of people in a hurry. You know that? All right, I don't... I don't... I... Look, I'm... I'll do it! All right, fine! I'll have the stuff waiting in the lobby, and you'd better be here in 15 minutes... because I have a plane to catch. Do you hear me?
He puts the toys on the counter and left the room. Blitzo unfreezes as he heads to the nearest sink turning it on and blocking the drain going to moxxie and Millie scooping them up
Millie: woah!
Moxxie: what the heck are ya doing?!
Blitzo: permanent markers permanent, but wet paint isn't!
The imps look to one another in confusion
Back at the shaft, Utility Belt Buzz is still climbing up with the toys holding onto his line.
Coins start to fall out of Hamm's slot
Hamm: Uh-oh. Hey, head's up down there!
Slinky: Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'.
Mr Potato Head: Hey! How much farther, Buzz?
Utility Belt Buzz: (strains) Halfway there.
Rex: My arms can't hold on much longer.
He starts slipping down on top of the other toys, dragging them including Utility Belt Buzz down slowly
Utility Belt Buzz: Too heavy.
he got a idea, remembering something
Utility Belt Buzz: What was I thinking? My anti gravity servos!
He presses a button on his utility belt and at the same time, there's some whirring noises down below
Utility Belt Buzz: Hang tight, everyone. I'm going to let go of the wall.
Toys: Oh! What?!
Mr Potato Head: He wouldn't.
Utility Belt Buzz: One.
Hamm: He would.
Utility Belt Buzz: Two.
Toys: No, don't, Buzz! Let's think about this!
Utility Belt Buzz: Three!
He let go of the wall and he, the toys fall down onto the lift which has been moving up
Utility Belt Buzz: To infinity... and beyond!
He saw the 23rd level approaching from above
Utility Belt Buzz: Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.
He turn off his belt and the lift reaches the 23rd level. Utility Belt Buzz 2 jumps off it and scan the vent with his laser to see if it's clear
Utility Belt Buzz: Area secure.
The toys walk slowly off the lift, feeling woozy from the fall before
Utility Belt Buzz: It's okay, troops. The antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now let's move.
He runs off
Mr Potato Head: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.
They walk on, unaware that Buzz is holding on to the bottom of the lift