Camera man: speak!
Take man: marker!
Director: and action
(Apology scene, blitzo sitting next to the vent, blit blitzo accidentally gets his horns caught in the cap)
Blitzo: hehehe...a little help please?
(Continues yanking, cut to rescue scene with cast in vent)
Rex: what're we gonna do buzz?
Utility buzz: use your head!
(Cut to Rex used as a battering ram)
Rex: but I don't wanna use my head!
(Hit vent cap but slam into and fall over)
Rex: ow!
(Toy barn scene, zooming out of inanimate buzz but accidentally burps)
Buzz: whoo! I don't remember eating that!
Director: cut!
Buzzes: I can't believe it! That's the 5th time! What roll is that guy in?
Buzz: sorry everyone! I had a big burrito for lunch. Okay I'm alright now. Sorry
(Cut to mrs potato loading up husband)
Mrs potato head: I'm lacking you an extra pair of shoes and your angry eyes just in case. And if ya get hungry, here's some cheese puffs. And a key. I dunno what it's for but ya never know
(Cut to reunion scene with moxie shooting at blitzo but accidentally makes blitzo fall straight to a wall)
Blitzo: next take...use smaller bullets mox... good I think ya pulled a muscle
Moxxie: (v.o) sorry! Take two everyone! Hah! Man I'm so sorry...
(Cut back to mr potato)
Mrs potato: and a golf ball, if you have time for golf, and a plastic steak, and a rubber ducky, and a yo-yo!
(Cut to road scene)
Buzz: who's behind?
Slinky: mine
(Back end catches up and sits down)
Director: alright cut, good take!
(Bottom stands back up)
Slinky: what good acting! That was a great take! Your such a cute little bottom
(Runs butt talking in baby talk with Rex walking away cut to ending scene)
Wheezy: in fact, I think I feel a song coming on!
(Mile throws microphone but hits side instead)
Wheezy: me mike I'm so sorry! Did I hurt your equipment? You gotta aim at my flipper I'm not a very good catch. Yeah I'm ready for another take
(Take too but like thrusts so hard wheezy swallows squeaker)
Wheezy: oh no! Oh no I think I swallowed my squeaker!
(Back to mrs potato head)
Mrs potato head: and an extra bouncy bouncy ball, and some extra teeth, be careful they chatter
(Teeth chatter making me potato head jump cut to buzz walking down buzz aisle but sees woody in one box making funny faces)
(Cut to take off scene)
Buzz: we'll be back before Andy gets home
(Crew laughs)
Buzz: what? What are ya laughing about?
(Buzz sees funny face and laughs as well)
Buzz: real funny Woody
(Cut to theft scene with buzz helmet open revealing black circles making crew laugh)
Buzz: what? What's so funny?
(Cast laughs as well)
Buzz: Millie
(Cut to ending scene with buzz wings flipping open)
(Crew laughs hard)
Buzz: hun?
(Sees writing on wings)
Buzz: darn it blitzo!
(Cut to Mrs potato head)
Mrs potato head: and crayons, I'm case you get bored, and some blue play dough
Shoves play dough in trunk making mr potato heads eyes fall out
(Cut to flik and heimlach from a bugs life)
Flik: isn't this exiting heimlach? Our first day of shooting!
Heimlach: oh yeah! It's so exiting!
Flik: you know I can't believe you talked them into making a bugs life two
Heimlach: oh yeah I cannot believe it also! But...there's this teeny thing I forgot to tell you
Flik: what's that heimlach?
Heimlach: well...it's a two movie...but...it's not a bugs life two
Flik: but I-we-I don't understand, what is it then?
(Zoom out to reveal beginning of road scene with buzz chopping through foliage cut to end of reunion scene)
Moxxie: well...
(Realizes blitzo wasn't at designated spot
Moxxie: blitzo!
(Camera turns to see blitzo flirting with two barbies)
Blitzo: so you two are absolutely identical? Well I'm sure I can get Mrs beautiful here a role in helluva toy story 3
(He realizes camera rolling)
Blitzo: wait, are we filing?! Okay, sorry girls but time for shooting, but come back anytime ya need filming tips
(Barbies leave with blitzo embarrassed)
Blitzo: so...what was my line again?
Moxxie: blitz! Hahaha...
(Cut to aliens scene while camera man tests lenses)
Alien 1: so did you make it into the first helluva toy story?
Alien 2: well if ya look at the litter box copy, you can see my arm grabbing moxxie's ankle
Alien 3: what're ya gonna do next?
Alien 2: well I'm hired as a villain in a toothpaste commercial
Alien 1: really?!
Alien 3: that's great!
(Cut to Mrs potato head)
Mrs potato head: and a dime...call me, and monkey chow
Mr potato head: monkey chow? For what?
Mrs potato head: well for the monkeys of course! Come on monkeys!
(Cue monkeys)
Mr potato head: that's it! I draw the line at monkeys! Get my agent on the phone!
(Cut to argument scene)
Moxxie: does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life?
(Blitzo starts chuckling)
Blitzo: I'm sorry...I'm sorry he looked funny! He looked funny at me! Another take!
(Take 2)
Moxxie: does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life?
(Blitzo starts chuckling again)
Blitzo: I'm sorry...I'm sorry he made me laugh! One more take! Just one more
Moxxie: blitz, I don't...
(Take 3)
Moxxie: does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad single life?
(Blitzo starts laughing)
Moxxie: seriously?! That's the 15th take in a row! Ya know what? We should try again tomorrow. I'll be in my trailer
Blitzo: good idea mox! Haha! Good Garvey I need a break!
(Cut to tour guide Barbie seeing everyone out of theater)
Tour guide Barbie: we are so glad you came! Bye bye! Bye bye! Bye bye. Remember, please discard all candy wrappers and popcorn containers to the nearest trash receptacle. Bye bye! Bye bye now!...are they gone? Is everybody gone? (Stops smiling) Good! Oh my gosh my cheeks are killing me! I cannot keep smile like this anymore I am exhausted! I think I need a break. A little break? Okay. Phew
(Cut to black)