Gingers and Jokesters

by ElmMirror7

J:Professor, is there such a thing as a love potion? L: Professor, is there such a thing as a potion that will slowly and painfully kill its victim? J:That was a joke Ginger...right? L: I'd watch my pumpkin juice if I were you James... Short drabbles of James and Lily's relationship throughout their time at Hogwarts.

1. Seat

Seat

Hey Ginger! Will you sit next to me?

First of all, what did you just call me? Second, you just embarrassed my best friend and are acting like a complete jerk. Why on earth would I sit next to you?

Because you like me.

Like you? I don't even know your name. We literally met a minute ago.

It's James, and I don't believe in time.

So you're an idiot and a jerk! Fantastic!

That's not what I meant. Will you just sit?

Will you apologize to Severus?

I think Snivellus deserved it.

It's Sev...why am I still talking to you. Goodbye.

Wait! Ginger Wait!

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A/N: Ok so James and Lily drabbles. Why not? These are going to be different from my normal writing, I'm going for short and comical (don't worry the next ones get a lot funnier). The chapters will be short interactions between James and Lily (James in normal font, Lily italicized) going chronologically throughout their years of Hogwarts. Hopefully weekly updates until I run out of prewritten stuff. Enjoy!

Thanks for reading!