A/N: Does anyone still follow me on here? If so, thanks for your persistence. Hopefully, it paid off. I know Operation: Assassination ended darker than anything I've written. This should be more along the craziness you've come to expect from me. So, this fic is about the Turk Spawn; Axys, Andria, Azrael, Bryce, Kaya, Paulo along with Denzel and Marlene. The kids are roughly sixteen to seventeen (Axys is a little older since she was born prior to the others being conceived) and are at the beginning of their junior year of high school. Everything is still tied together with the alternate, semi-canon universe dantesdarkqueen and I collaborated on. In fact, she read this before any of you bitches. Go ahead...be jealous of her.

Disclaimer: As always, I own nothing. Well, I own Kandi and the fictional children she created with Rude. That's about it.

"Andi. Andi. Andi. Andi."

Andria looked up from her physics homework over at her phone to see the smirking aquamarine eyes of her best friend staring at her as her voice repeated her name…over and over and over. Grabbing her phone, she swiped the screen to answer it.

"Axys, how did you change my ringtone? I have a password on it."

"Yo Mama," Axys laughed. "She hacked it for me."

"Bitch," Andria grumbled, moving from her desk to plop down on her bottom bunk couch. "So what's up?"

Axys snickered. "Do you remember about…oh, seven or eight years ago, when you made that stuff that made the Turks think they were knocked up? You put it in the water cooler?"

"Uh, as I recall, I had a red-haired accomplice who torched the evidence and vowed we would never speak of it again," Andria giggled. "Yeah, I remember. Why?"

"Remember how we said we should use it on Courtney Stevens when we were sixteen?"

"Yeah!" Andria exclaimed, dropping to the floor to look in the boxes under her couch. "Ooh, let me find my old notebook from then. I still have the formula somewhere."

Axys burst out laughing. "Sorry, babe, won't work. The whore beat us to it!"

Andria raised her head quickly, smacking it on the bottom of the couch. "Ouch!" she shrieked. "What do you mean? Is she pregnant for real?!"

"Yes!"

"How do you know? Who told you?"

"Kaya and Marlene," Axys told her, still snickering. "They're all on the cheer squad together. Well, Courtney's been really sick lately, throwing up and shit. Her uniform was getting tighter. Today, their coach told them that she had been cut from the squad due to, and I quote, 'unladylike behavior'."

"Are you kidding me?" Andria squealed. "Oh, that is awesome!"

"I know, right? Stupid bitch. Doesn't she know what causes that?"

"I heard her mom is all abstinence education."

Axys snorted. "Fuck that shit," she said as Andria heard her lighter flare to life as she lit a cigarette. "Although you're one to talk, Miss Virginity."

"Shut up, I'm waiting for the right time," Andria grumbled.

"You wait any longer and I'll have Az's V-card," Axys threatened playfully.

"Like you've lost it yet," Andria retorted. "You haven't had sex either."

"Maybe, maybe not," Axys said taking a drag from the cigarette. "Either way, I won't get knocked up. Princess Step Mama got me some birth control pills without letting Daddy know. He'd shit a brick to know his 'baby girl' is craving the D."

"Ax, you are a raunchy bitch."

"Yeah, I know," she said and Andria could hear the grin in her voice. "So, what are you doing right now?"

"Physics homework and babysitting Zacky," she answered. "Can't go out until Mom and Daddy Rude get home from work. At least Shinra has a daycare so they can take Rhea with them. I don't know if I could handle a baby and Zack. He sits and plays his GS4 at least. Rhea cries a lot."

"She's only two months old," Axys said. "The twins are about nine months and they scream like little bitches still. Glad I don't have to do the babysitting thing. Princess Step Mama keeps them or takes them to Tifa. Right now she's planning a family trip to see Step Grampy Gordo."

"Godo," Andria corrected.

"Gordo," Axys reiterated. "Dude's fat as fuck. Let himself go once Daddy and Princess Step Mama got hitched. Anyway, he wants to see his grandchildren…me included, since I'm so epic."

"So are you going to be out of school then?"

"Nah, she's planning it for fall break," Axys said. "Listen, call me when you can go out. It's Friday night and I've got us some fake IDs."

"I thought Uncle Reno took those from you," Andria challenged with a grin.

"I've got new ones."

Andria laughed. "Okay, I'll call you or text you when they get home. Don't forget…home football game tonight. The guys will be playing."

"Yeah, yeah. We'll go to the game to watch The General, Prez, and Head Turkey play."

"And Denzel."

"And Chocobo Jr.," Axys said, the rolling of her eyes nearly audible over the phone's speaker. "'Kay, later babe."

"Later."

Andria hung up and stuffed her phone in her back pocket. She opened her door and went out to the living room where her six-year-old little brother was playing a new SOLDIER RPG on the GS4. "How you doing, little dude?" she asked, going to the kitchen to get a bottle of water.

"'m hungry," he answered, pausing his game and getting to his feet.

"Didn't you already have a snack when we got home?" she asked.

Zack glared at her. "Yeah, and I'm still hungry," he said, opening the fridge to look around. "There's nothing good to eat."

"There's yogurt, fruit, granola bars…"

"I want pizza."

Andria took out her phone and found the number for the pizza place. "Okay, what kind?"

"The Works," Zack answered with a grin, and she knew his dark brown eyes were twinkling behind the shades on his face. "Thanks, Andi."

Andria grinned and ruffled up his brown, red-streaked mohawk. "No problem, Kiddo," she said, tickling the bald part of his head. "You'll need to buzz that down again. It's starting to get fuzzy soft."

Zack scowled and felt the bald sides of his scalp. "It grows too fast," he grumbled as she ordered the pizza.

Andria placed the order and hung up. She grabbed Zack in a head lock and rubbed his head some more. "You've got good genetics," she giggled. "Mom's hair grows like a mutant. You should see her legs."

"Gross," he said, elbowing her stomach. "Let go!"

"No!" she laughed. "You're going to be bigger than me in a few years. I have to pester you while I can!"

Zack escaped and tackled her to the ground, Andria shrieking with laughter as he did. He sat on her stomach…and farted.

"Ew!" she screamed, pushing him off of her. "Zack, you are so GROSS!"

Zack was laughing hysterically as he rolled onto the floor. "Yeah, but you love me," he said confidently. "I'm too awesome not to love."

"You're an idiot," she said, wiping off her stomach neurotically. "I feel like I need a shower."

"No! Play me in this game!" Zack exclaimed. "You haven't played it with me yet!"

Andria looked at the screen. "It doesn't look like something I would play," she answered.

"Your dad's in it," he told her, scrolling through the characters and landing on a SOLDIER with outrageous black spiky hair. "See, Zack Fair. You can play as him!"

Violet eyes stared back at her from the screen…her violet eyes. "Wow," she whispered, taking the controller from him. "Mom and Ram did really good on the graphics, didn't they?"

"Yeah," he replied, selecting Sephiroth as his player. "It's cool we get to BETA it, huh?"

Andria leaned over and kissed the bald part of his head. "Yeah, it is."

A/N: Reviews, as always, are loved.