"This is just terrible! Gohan had already been brought back to life once, so we can't bring him back to life unless we go to planet Namek and use their dragon balls." Trunks said.

"Let's use the Earth dragon balls to at least bring Android 18 back to life!" Krillin suggested.

"That's a good idea! We should also make the wish restore everything that Cell caused to be destroyed, seeing as many cities were destroyed during the battle." Trunks said.

And so everyone gathered the dragon balls and made the wish to restore everything that Cell had caused to be destroyed or killed. This wish even brought Goku back to life.

"No way! I'm alive again, King Kai!" Goku said as his halo disappeared.

King Kai looked happy. "Yes, it seems because you were killed by Cell's explosion, and your friends and family used a good wish that even brought myself back to life, now you've been given a second chance!"

Goku smiled. "What should I do first?"

King Kai sensed a disturbance from higher up. "Something bad is going on up there! I sense a great evil is coming!"

"What is it? I can't sense anything." Goku said.

"Beerus is coming... your fight with Cell woke him up. He's fast approaching us as we speak." King Kai said.

"Who's Beerus? Is he strong? Can I fight him?" Goku asked.

"Oh crap, he's here!" King Kai said as he saw the God of Destruction and Whis appear in front of them.

Beerus looked at Goku and chuckled. "Are you the one who woke me up? Show me that power I had sensed from you before!"

Whis smirked. "I can sense that this man has lost that great power."

Goku looked confused. "Well, I can try to see if I can transform into Super Saiyan 4 again, but I think it was only a one time thing." Goku said as he transformed into Super Saiyan Blue.

Beerus looked impressed. "With the right training, you might even surpass me, especially if you can get back the power you had from before... I can't let that happen, so now your gonna die... slowly."

"B-But I hate dying! Why do you want to kill me for?" Goku asked.

"I don't want to be replaced, for you have the potential to surpass me!" Beerus said.

Whis nodded. "Yes, for a young being like yourself, I predict you'll surpass Beerus in 3 years time, especially if you can get that amazing power back."

Beerus then powered up. "Which is why, I must now kill you!"

King Kai then jumped in front of Goku and died for him. "N-No! King Kai!"

Beerus chuckled. "Too bad for him."

"Goku use the instant transmission." a small voice whispered into his ear.

Goku then teleported away and went back to Capsule Corp. "G-Goku! Your back babe!" Bulma shouted in joy.

Bra and Trunks were in the other room. "Dad is back!" Trunks said.

Goku sighed. "Look everyone, I have to make my power low so I won't be detected by Beerus."

Trunks looked concerned. "Beerus? You've met the God of destruction?" Trunks asked.

Goku nodded. "Yeah, and he wants to kill me!"

Trunks sighed. "That doesn't surprise me, Beerus is a cold blooded killer. Well, just keep your power level low for now."

Bulma looked so happy to see her dead husband come back to her. "Let's go make more babies, Goku!" Bulma said as she kissed him and took him away into her bedroom.

A few days later, Bojack and his crew arrived on Earth. "Where is the strongest man here?" Bojack said as he faced future Vegeta.

"You made a big mistake for coming here! Now leave this place, or die!" Vegeta said.

Zangya looked like she had fallen in love with Vegeta. "This one is insanely strong! We should recruit him, Bojack."

Bojack sneered. "No! This one has insulted me! He dies now!"

Vegeta chuckled as he transformed into a Super Saiyan 2. "Big Bang Attack!" Vegeta then obliterated Bojack.

Zangya looked shocked. "Please... spare me!"

Vegeta chuckled. "Fine, you can live."

Zangya smiled. "Thank you... handsome..."

"You whore." Vegeta said as he made love to her. Then she got pregnant.

Meanwhile, Bra had made love with Goku.

Trunks had caught them in the act. "D-Dad! She's my sister!"

"Yeah, but she's not my daughter and she's very pretty." Goku said.

"Oh, boy... mom's gonna be pissed..." Trunks said.

"Trunks! You better not tell on us!" Bra yelled out.

"I have to tell! It isn't right to keep secrets like this!" Trunks yelled back.

Bra then transformed into a Super Saiyan 2. "I guess I'll have to beat you up then!"

Trunks sighed. "Oh, fine then! I won't tell on you two, just please don't do it again."

Goku chuckled. "No promises."

Meanwhile, Yamcha and Chi-Chi had a son of their own and named him Shu.

"Mom! I want some food!" Shu yelled in hunger, they were a very poor family.

Yamcha looked annoyed. "Go to school my son, you'll get food there, your in special ed after all."

"But I want food right now!" Shu yelled.

Chi-Chi sighed. "Let's go fishing again."

Meanwhile, on Planet Vegeta. Bardock had been the only Saiyan left alive on the planet due to the Buddha virus. "It's time for me to see my family again." Bardock said as he took off in a space pod heading towards the Earth.

Goku's felt like his life was complete, he had Bulma, Suno, Bra, Mai and now even Fasha who was cheating on Tora with him. Goku believed that he could have all the fun he wanted, that is until Arale payed him a visit one day. "Dr. Slump sent me to see if you would participate in a new experiment for him." Arale said.

Goku smiled as he remembered how he had gotten spidey powers. "Yes, let's do it!"

Arale placed a giant helmet on his head. "This will either turn you into a genius... or it'll blow your brains out..."

Goku chuckled. "Let's do it!" Goku loved the idea of becoming a genius, even if it was so risky. The helmet turned on and wiped out all of Goku's memory, however, it did improve his IQ significantly.

"Goku... how do you feel?" Arale asked.

"Who is Goku? My name is Kakarot... I think..." Goku said.

"Uh... ok... can you tell me what day it is?" Arale asked.

"Nope, ain't got a clue! Where am I anyway?" Goku asked.

"Your at Dr. Slump's lab. Um... Goku... want a cake?" Arale asked, holding up a piece of cake. .

Goku smiled as he ate the cake. "Thanks! Your pretty, wanna make out?" Goku asked.

Arale blushed red hot. "Nobody has ever made out with me... um... let's go slow!"

Goku embraced her in a kiss. "Yum yum, your lips taste like strawberries."

Arale blushed. "Let me take you home now."

To be continued.

A/N: I made Goku lose his memory, so I can create more funny scenarios involving him and his harem. Plus, the way I made Goku into a cheating bastard was not so good, so maybe now he'll be more justified in cheating on Bulma. And yes, Zangya x Vegeta will now be a thing, but she may cheat on him with Goku, she is a hoe after all lol stay tuned for more!

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No power levels this time.