He was being dragged into a clothing store.
Clerk: Hello ladies! You're in luck! We're doing a must-go sale!
Sonia: *GASP!*REALLY?!
Keith: Kill me.
Sonia, Marnie, and Hilda ran off to god knows where leaving you with your team.
Keith: W-Wait don't gooooo damn it! *Sigh* Ok, ok Keith! You can do this! Just like with Mom!... So who wants pajamas?!
Your team: YEAAAH!
Koneko: Wait. What are pajamas?
Keith: They're clothes that you usually wear to go to sleep. We're here now so we might as well buy you some.
-Short Timeskip-
Akeno: Are these pajamas?
She is holding black lingerie in her hand.
Keith: N-No.
He blushed and looked away.
Keith: Pajamas are like...these!!
He said grabbing a shirt.
Keith: They're something that you don't mind getting wrinkled or dirty while sleeping with them. Here I'll choose some for you guys.
-Short Timeskip-
He was outside the dressing room waiting for his team when Sonia walked up to you.
Sonia: Hey Y/n. Where's your team?
Keith: Oh they're in the changing room trying on the clothes I picked for them.
Sonia:...What did you make them wear?
Keith: Nothing dirty okay?! What brings you here? Is that lingerie?
Sonia blushed and hide it away.
Sonia: W-What?!?!No!!
She said throwing it away.
Sonia: S-So you're not getting anything?
Keith: You brought me to a women's clothing store. What am I supposed to wear?
Sonia: Well what about this hat?
She shows him a cool-looking hat he grabbed it and put the hat on and turned it backward.
Keith: Oh yeah this is badass!... and for some reason, I want to sing 'I wanna be the very best'!
He got up to check on them.
Ruby: Is this how you wear them?
Ruby is wearing a blue pajama with roses on it.
Keith: Yeah.
He made sure the rest were ok. Keith noticed Koneko is reading a book.
Keith: Where'd you get a book?!
Koneko: This says the history of fish.
Keith: Well all that leaves is Neo.
He opened a door to see her laying down. She is wearing a pink lingerie.
Keith: /
He closed the door as he walked away.
Neo*Does "OH COME ON!!!" Emote*
The girls changed back to their normal clothes.
Keith: Now all we gotta do is wait for the others...
-Timeskip: 1 hour later-
Keith was resting on a bench with his team when he heard yelling!
Hilda: UNHAND ME, BASTARD!!!
Keith heard Hilda yelling and come over to see a guy grabbing Hilda's arm.
Keith: H-Huh?! What happened?!
Marnie: Well, we were shopping until this guy showed up and asked out Hilda to go on a date with him, but she refused then this guy started sexually assaulting her!
Guy: Come on, babe! Let's go on a date with me!
Hilda: I said No! Leave me alone!
She tried to break free from his grip.
Keith: Okay you better let her go!
Guy: What do you want buddy? She is your girlfriend or something?
Keith: No, but I am her friend, so you leave her alone or else!
Guy: You know what how about a waifu battle? 3 on 3 battle!
Keith: Okay, if I win you leave her and never show your face around her again!
Guy: Alright, but let spices up some things with a wagers the winner will take one of the loser's waifu!
Keith: Sure, let's do this!
Hilda: Keith, you are sure you want to do this what if you lose and lose one of your waifu?!
Keith: It is fine! I can handle this!
They got in position for their battle, then Sonia shows up to see what going on.
Sonia: What is going on here?
Marnie: This guy was assaulting Hilda, so Keith try to stop him, but he challenged Keith to a waifu battle, they make a wager that the winner will take the loser's waifu!
Sonia: Are you serious, Keith? Do you want to lose one of your waifu?
Keith: Don't worry it is fine, I can beat him!
Guy: Oh yes, we will see about that!
Keith: Go! Nezuko!
Nezuko stood in front of Keith.
Guy: Go! Nami!
He summoned Nami, but Keith noticed that she had a few bruises on her body!
Keith: Why your Nami has bruises?
Guy: Oh nothing! She was being disobedient she didn't let me have fun with her body, so I have my other two waifu to teach her a lesson!
Keith: What?
Sonia: You fiend! I know that you are allowed to have sex with your waifu, but forcing them to have sex with you without their consent is wrong!
Marnie: That is as bad as Team Kuroinu did it!
Guy: I don't care they are my waifu and I can do whatever I want to them! Nami uses Water pulse!
Nami spins her staff and fires out a water blast from her staff at Nezuko!
Keith: Nezuko dodge it!
Nezuko use her speed to move out of the way to avoid the water pulse.
Keith: Use Night Slash!
Nezuko slashed Nami with her claws!
Nezuko had landed a critical hit!
Nami: Ahhhh!
She cried in pain as she fell to the ground and struggle to get up!
Guy: Get up, you stupid girl!
Nami is trying to stand up, but she is only got on one leg.
Keith: Sorry Nami, but I have to finish this! Use Blaze Kick!
Nezuko started running at Nami while her leg is on fire. Nami was unable to dodge as Nezuko kicked her.
Notification: Nami has fainted!
Guy: Ah! You useless girl! How do you lose to a fire type?
He calls her back into her card as he calls out another waifu.
Guy: Come out! Medusa Gorgon!
Guy: Use Poison Fang!
Medusa rushed over to Nezuko, she opened her mouth with fangs as Medusa bite Nezuko's shoulder with her poisonous fangs!
Nezuko: Mhhhh!
She groans in pain as Medusa's attack had dealt a lot of damage and has been poisoned!
Notification: Nezuko is been deadly poisoned!
Keith: No! Nezuko!
Guy: Good Medusa! Finished her with Dire Claw!
Medusa lashes out at Nezuko with her claws!
Keith: Nezuko uses Blaze Kick!
Nezuko tries to kick Medusa with her flaming leg, but she managed to dodge and hit her with her claws!
Nezuko: Ahhhh!
Notification: Nezuko has fainted!
Keith: You did well you can, Nezuko. Return!
Nezuko returned to her card.
Keith: Let's see if you can handle this! Akeno, I choose you!
Akeno was called out and she got into a battle stance.
Keith: Use Thunderbolt!
Guy: Use Acid Spray!
Medusa tries to use acid spray, but Akeno's electric attack was quicker as the thunderbolt strike her!
Medusa: Ahhhhhh!
Medusa screamed in pain as she was electrocuted by Akeno's attack!
Notification: Medusa is paralyzed!
Akeno: Hahaha! That's for Nezuko!
Keith: Good job Akeno! Now, use Holy Lightning!
Akeno unleashes her strongest attack on Medusa! The attack was too much for Medusa to handle as she was knocked out!
Notification: Medusa had fainted!
Guy: Damn it!
He called back Medusa into her card.
Guy: Go! Esdeath!
He summoned Esdeath!
Guy: This is my strongest waifu! Use Ice Shard!
Esdeath fired shards of ice crystals at Akeno and Keith's Waifu was hurt badly!
Keith: Damn it! She is stronger than I thought! Use Dark Pulse!
Akeno fired a beam of dark energy at Esdeath, but she dodges it with ease!
Guy: Use Sheer Cold
Esdeath has encased Akeno in a giant ice pillar before shattering that knocked out Akeno!
Notification: Akeno had fainted!
Keith: Return!
He called back Akeno into her card.
Guy: Hahaha! You are at your last waifu! You better surrender my Esdeath is too strong for any of your waifu!
Keith: Never! Don't underestimate my waifu! Go, Koneko!
Koneko was summoned, she did a jump in front of him and got into a battle stance.
Keith: Use Neko Punch!
Koneko rushed over to Esdeath and punched her in the guts!
Guy: Use Ice Shard!
Esdeath fired her ice shards at Koneko, but Keith already have a counter for that attack!
Keith: Koneko use Spirit Fire!
Koneko shot out a blue fireball that melted the ice shards and hit Esdeath the attack was super effective!
Guy: Damn it! Use Sheer Col-
Keith: Use Close-Combat!
Koneko rushed over to Esdeath again before she reacts as Koneko unleashed a barrage of punches on Esdeath until she was stuck into the wall!
Notification: Esdeath had fainted!
The guy fell to his knees as his Esdeath was knocked out!
Guy: Nooooooooooo! I lose!
Keith: That's right I won! Now, you leave Hilda alone and never show your face around us again! Oh yes, I almost forgot!
He grabbed his Nami waifu card and take it from him!
Keith: I will be taking Nami from you since you have no respect for your waifu! Let's go girls!
Sonia/Marnie/Hilda: Okay! Goodbye, jerk!
The girls flip him off as they walked away from him and went home, but little do they know a certain black cat was watching the battle from on top of a tree!
Kuroka: You did well Koneko and my cute future trainer!
Keith's Waifu
-Akeno Himejima (Electric)
-Chun-Li (Water/Fighting)
-Koneko Toujou (Fighting)
-Ruby Rose (Shiny) (Grass/Fairy)
-Neo (Ghost)
-Nezuko (Fire/Dark)
-Nami (Water/Electric)
Marnie's Waifu
-Ibuki (Grass/Dark)
-Asia (Fairy)
-Sakura (Normal/Fighting)
Hilda's Waifu
-Juvia (Water)
-Kii (Grass/Fairy)
-Hikari (Fairy)
Sonia's Waifu
-Mordred (Dragon/Steel)
-Illia (Normal)
Waifu Info:
Nami
Series: One Piece
Type: Water/Electric
Strong vs: Fire, Water, Rock, Ground, Flying
Weak vs: Grass and Ground
Info: Nami is known to be a thief and very greedy waifu, but they have kind-hearted towards kids and kind people. Despite a lack of physical strength to fight against any strong opponents, they willingness to stand their ground against anyone hurting their comrades and trainer!
Waifu Info:
Esdeath
Series: Akame Ga Kill
Type: Ice
Strong vs: Grass, Ground, Flying, and Dragon
Weak vs: Fire, Fighting, Rock, and Steel
Info: Esdeath is one of the most sadistic waifu in the world, they enjoyed putting their opponents through great pain, both physically and emotionally. They lacked empathy for people whom they deemed weak even if they are their allies or trainer!