We open at the local chicken restaurant poultry palace as the cashier gets Bonnie and her mother their meals
Cashier: Small fry, and here's your toy.
Bonnie: A Zurg belt buckle? Can I get a Buzz Lightyear instead?
Cashier: We're out of Buzzes.
Mrs. Anderson: Well, can she have that one?
Cashier: Sorry, those are for display only.
Mrs. Anderson: Thanks anyways. Come on, Bonnie.
Mrs. Anderson and Bonnie go to a place where they can eat at a table. We then zoom in to see the display meal toys
Fun Meal Buzz: See, I told you we're never gonna get played with.
Fun Meal Zurg: But we're just here to sell chicken.
Bonnie: *off screen* All right! Ball pit!
Fun Meal Buzz: Hey, hey, wait a minute.
He looks at Bonnie splashing in a ball pit.
Bonnie: Splash!
Fun Meal Buzz: I think I just found our ticket to playtime. Come on, let's go!
Fun Meal Zurg: Oh, I better not. I don't wanna get in trouble with the chicken people.
Fun Meal Buzz: Fine, you stay here with the belt buckle. *takes his wrists off his feet* Me, I'm gonna get played with! *opens a door* See ya, Zurgy!
Fun Meal Buzz leaps out and Fun Meal Zurg and Zurg Belt Buckle is left alone.
Fun Meal Zurg: Oh, boy.
Zurg Belt Buckle beeps.
Bonnie:Oh no, hot lava!
Bonnie closes his helmet, throwing Buzz, then they slide down
Bonnie: Splash!
Mrs. Anderson: Bonnie!
Bonnie: Coming!
Rex: I love playtime!
Buzz: It's a little unsanitary but, ho!
Buzz disappears, then Fun Meal Buzz appears.
Fun Meal Buzz: Playtime's the best!
Mrs. Anderson: *o.s.* Bonnie, don't forget your toys.
Mrs. Anderson takes Rex and Fun Meal Buzz, then they go home.
Trans. Int. Bonnie's room
Bonnie: Hi, toys! Bye, toys!
Bonnie puts her backpack in and leaves. Rex appears out of her backpack
Rex: hi everybody! we're home!
Blitzo: welcome back! And how was your playtime?
Loona: (sniffs) and whoo boy! Who the fuck smells like chicken fingers? God that stinks!
Fun Meal Buzz leaps out of his backpack, walking on Rex
Fun Meal Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace
Loona sniffs fun meal Buzz and quickly punches her nose
Loona: whoo boy! That's it!
Millie: uh...what happened to buzz?
Rex: He says the plastic in the ball pit made him shrink.
Fun Meal Buzz: Yeah, yeah, that's right Tex. Say, when's the playtime start around here?
Moxxie: okay, where's the REAL buzz?
Trans. Int. Poultry Palace]
Buzz gets out of the ball pit, looking at a door, trying to open it
Buzz: Blast!
Buzz then looks at a vent, going inside, climbing up, walking to a vent, falling in circle of Fun Meal toys
Neptuna: Well hello! Welcome to the support group for discarded Fun Meal toys. We're just about to begin. Uh, T-Bone? Would you find him a seat?
T-Bon; Right this way, sir.
T-Bone stacks some tartar sauce like a chair
Buzz: *sits down* Uh, I think there's been a mistake. You see, I was just left in a ball pit, and I...
Neptuna: Oh, we've all been left in the ball pit of life, haven't we? Yes, Tae-Kwon Doe? You have a question?
Tae-Kwon Doe: What? Oh, I'm sorry this is just my play feature. *chops her wood* Hi-yah!
Neptuna: That's super. Now, why don't we just go around the room and introduce ourselves. My name is Neptuna.
All: Hi, Neptuna.
Neptuna: I was from the Mermaid Battle Squad tie-in. Summer '98. I was thrown away, and that's okay.
T-Bone: I'm T-Bone, leader of the Steak Force. We battled the Vegi-Tanarians for dinner table dominance. I, uh... Well, I... I never got played with.
Koala Kopter: G'day. The name's Koala Copter from the Down-Underables. I got swapped for a Kangaroo Kanoe!
Recycle Ben; My name is Recycle Ben, and I got recycled!
Franklin. I don't... I don't get it. Why don't the kids like me? I'm like history, but on wheels!
Vlad: Nobody wanted to board the Vampire Express. *puts his wolf on a smokestack, howling*
Roxy Boxy: My name is Roxy Boxy, I was recalled because... *punches Lizard Wizard* Oh, sorry.
Nervous Sys-Tim: I mean, who wants to see an accurate depiction of their nervous system when they're chowing down on a burger!
Pizza Bot: Kid not like Pizza Bot. Pizza Bot sad.
Buzz: My name is Buzz.
All: Hi, Buzz.
Buzz: And I need to go.
T-Bone: Wait, wait, don't run away with your problems, brother.
Buzz: Look I need to get back to my friends.
Neptuna: We're your friends now Buzz, look around you. We've all been discarded and we need to stick together. Isn't that right, Super Pirate?
Super Pirate: Yar!
Back in bonnie's room Fun Meal Buzz skates around while singing the "Playtime Song"
Fun Meal Buzz: The playtime's coming super soon
Doo-dah doo-dah
Rex: Guys, I'm telling you, this is the real Buzz!
Fun Meal Buzz: Oh playtime day
Blitzo: how are you this stupid! The little bastards like three inches tall!
Hamm: Yeah, but he's a pretty good ice dancer.
Fun Meal Buzz*spins around*
Moxxie: well I'm going to find out what happened to buzz
Moxxie walks up to fun meal buzz
Moxxie: listen little buzz, about our playtime-
Fun Meal Buzz. Playtime? Hey, I'll be the cowboy! *grabs Woody's hat* ooh! And that guy can be the old fart nobody cares about and dies at the end!
Fun Meal Buzz: *to Hamm* Get along, little piggy! *slaps Hamm* Yee-haw!
Hamm: Could, uh, somebody tackle him please?
Fun Meal Buzz: Playtime is your friend
Blitzo tackles fun meal buzz
Blitzo: NOBODY CALLS ME OLD!!!
Hamm: thank you!
Back at the circle of fun meal toys
All: Even though I have been thrown away, I am not garbage.
The Fun Meal toys applaud.
Buzz: How am I gonna get up there?
Neptuna: All right everyone, this is a good time for some re-enactment therapy. Let's break into groups of two. And let's have Beef Stewardess...
Beef Stewardess moos, inflates his vest
Neptuna: ...with Ghost Burger...
Ghost Burger boos
Neptuna: ...Bozu the Ninja Clown with Funky Monk...
Funky Monk: Wassup?
Neptuna: ...and then Condorman...
Condorman: All right.
Neptuna: ...with DJ Blu-Jay.
DJ Blu-Jay spins a record on the turntable
Neptuna, Lizard Wizard? I'm gonna put with Buzz. Now Buzz, you are a child who has received this toy. Pick him up and play with him.
Buzz: *takes Lizard Wizard* Oh boy. Play play play.
Neptuna: Now to simulate the abandonment, discard him
Buzz drops Lizard Wizard
Lizard Wizard: What?
Neptuna: And walk over there next to Gary Grappling Hook.
Buzz: Gary Grappling Hook?
Gary: Hey there.
Buzz: So, wouldn't it be more devastating if I left the room?
Neptuna: Oh, what a fabulous idea! Thank you Buzz.
Buzz: *to Gary* Gary, do you mind?
Gary: Yeah sure, whatever. (Buzz grabs Gary Grappling Hook) Whoa! Oh yeah! (Buzz grapples Gary to a vent) Whee! That was awesome.
Buzz flies up the vent, going back to Bonnie's room
Neptuna: Now, how did that make you feel?
Lizard Wizard: Well, let's see now. It made me happy...
Neptuna: Uh-huh.
Lizard Wizard:...when I was played with, but sad...
Neptuna: Good.
Lizard Wizard:...when he left
Neptuna: Okay good, hold that thought. We're gonna have Buzz come back in. Buzz!?
They both look up, noticing that Buzz isn't there
Gary: Ah, he left.
Lizard Wizard*crying* No!!
Back at bonnie's room moxxie makes a detailed sketch of poultry palace
Moxxie: alright troops! We have our mission! To retrieve our friend who has since last night been locked up within the dwellings of poultry palace!
Fun Meal Buzz; So uh, I used to work at Poultry Palace. You like honey mustard sauce? Yeah you do
Loona snarls
Moxxie: now! Does anyone have any ideas on how we get into poultry palace?
Hamm: We could jimmy the lock.
Mr. Pricklepants: Let's act our way in!
Mrs. Potato Head: Oh, we could drive a truck through the front door!
The real Buzz approaches
Buzz: Or we could use the drive-through.
All: Buzz!
Blitzo: man. I was hoping to kill somebody. Oh well
He pushes the fun meal buzz tied to a glue bottle to the real buzz
Buzz: so...what do you have to say for yourself space ranger?
Fun meal buzz: (gulp)
[time skip]
We're at the circle of fun meal toys with fun meal buzz and real buzz with him
Fun Meal Buzz: I've done some things that I'm not proud of. I've spent a lot of playtime thinking I was the prize that came with the meal, but with the help of my sponsor, I know now that the real prize is inside each and every one of us.
The toys applaud again
Roxy Boxy*punches Lizard Wizard again* Oh sorry.
DJ Blu-Jay spins a record on the turntable again
We now see fun meal zurg with belt buckle
Fun Meal Zurg*laughing* Oh that was a good one. Belt Buckle, you crack me up sometimes.
The Belt Buckle continues beeping