Delia Ketchum farted in a tuba since she was in a music store and it was clear from the way that she was producing such bassy brown notes that she was making the girls watching her quite jealous. "Didn't expect to see such a methane making mommy like me letting loose did ya?"
"Cute." A female Gardevoir said with her placing her own fart factory into a sousaphone and producing even brassier farts that she was powering up using her psychic power. "But compared to a farty fairy like me you don't have the gassy grace!"
"Jeeze!" Delia screamed with her falling flat on her face and the tuba falling onto her head with her rumbling rump continuing to rip ass. "I guess I shouldn't have competed with an actual Pokemon...!"