Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or its character; that right belongs to Rumiko Takahashi. Nor do I own Overlord or its characters; that right belongs to Kugane Mayurama.

Author's Notes: Pure crack from here on out. I have yet to watch and/or read past the Empire being told to make a choice by Aura and Mare. So if it gets ridiculous and/or offensive, please remember this is Fanfiction. A fan wrote a transformative work for their own purposes.

All eyes were focused on the trip, who were in a silent standoff. It had been a week since the incident with Demiurge's failed compliment, and none gathered had expected things to become like this.

Yet none of them wanted to speak. It was finally blissfully silent.

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He was left at a loss for words. Never had he expected to have anyone leave him speechless. His mind worked quickly to formulate an appropriate answer and rebuttal.

Like the others of Nazarich, he had been created with a purpose. Yet many things have changed or evolved since arriving with the last of the Great Ones, Ainz Ooal Gown.

So what this slip of a human woman asked was something his creator never spoke to him about after his completion.

"Miko!"

Flicking his eyes to the Dog Demon, Demiurge found his usually blank mask shattered. He immediately decided to remain silent to see and hear his opponent's response. Because it was now self-evident, Sesshomaru was like the tiny woman.

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Sesshomaru was irrevocably flustered and angry—two emotions that were hard to put him in, other than his mother. Yet again, the damn Miko did with words.

"What? I asked a simple and straightforward question, Lord Sesshomaru," Kagome said as her blue eyes stared at him without any emotion in their depths.

Growling as he fought to keep calm, Sesshomaru stared back.

"Indeed you did, but how did you ever come to such an intelligent conclusion to ask such a thing of this Sesshomaru?"

The slow blink he got as he watched Kagome tilts her head in what he assumed was confusion had him fighting not to twitch.

"Because you two nitpick each other over everything," she said as if it was the most obvious thing. "You both tend to draw me into the dispute when it gets too heated. So I wondered if you both are using me as a shield to hide the fact that you two may want to copulate. Even in our world, you never paid attention to female demons. And we human females were a no for you. So, I wondered if you preferred men. If not, then are you asexual? Or perhaps demi-sexual?"

He could hear his beast howling in laughter as it told him his words and preferences had come back to bite his ass.

"Kagome," he barked at her.

The rapid fluttering of her eyelashes as she stepped back made him, Sesshomaru, mentally flinch.

"Hey, you finally deemed me worthy enough to say my name. Thank you!" Kagome said. Her happiness and sincerity of her words slapped his face hard. "And hey, if you prefer males, no problem. I am cool. Besides, at least this mouthy jerk is decent-ish looking as you are. And if anyone wants to be judgemental, they are small-minded idiots that shouldn't be bothered with."

At that moment, Sesshomaru did not care about his image as his jaw dropped in shock at Kagome's words. It bothered him. She even gave a back-handed compliment to the pompous devil beside him.

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Kagome found it amusing to see Sesshomaru's reaction. But she had been entirely candid.

"If there is nothing else, I'll take my leave," she said, bowing briefly. "And I hope you two, in the future, do not drag me into your disputes. Frankly, I find it annoying."

Not waiting, Kagome turned and left the hall. The loud 'thud' of the doors closing behind her had her exhaling loudly.

As she walked, Kagome felt her frayed nerves calm before she started to giggle. It was a mix of nervous energy from making such a bold and outlandish claim. The two very different reactions the guys had only helped to fuel her giggle fit.

Kagome knew she had offended Sesshomaru. As for Demiurge, he had seemed contemplative and almost like such thoughts had never entered his mind.

However, she'd witnessed his aura go through a lot of changes. He had not been opposed to the thought of relations with Sesshomaru.

Shaking her head, Kagome knew that her brief Yaoi fantasy was just that, a fantasy. But it would be a continuous dirty delight for herself.

As she returned to her chamber, Kagome felt her face heat. Because she recalled stating Demiurge was decent-ish looking. There was no doubt that the ass would use it as a means to harass her later.

For now, she only wanted to lie down, meditate, and rest.

TBC!