Next time on Zootopia Files... which will be never.

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"We are gathered here today... to say goodbye to Nicholas Piberius Wilde, and Judith Laverine Hopps." The priest looked out at the gathered mourners. Friends, family, and even a handful of former enemies that had survived the long years.

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A five-year-old Pandora was waiting anxiously. "You know Pan, if you keep that up you might make a trench in the floor." Joked Olaf.

"Hey! Mom is giving birth, and a fox/rabbit hybrid being born like this is unprecedented!" Pandora snapped.

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A young she-otter sat at a table. "Well... I'm certain I don't need to explain why we're all here. I am Sam... Samantha Adiletsum. And... honestly, I'm not certain why I'm here."

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"Uh... Chief Bogo, we've got crossover reports again!" Clawhauser said over the intercom.

"Just give them whatever they're looking for, and if we don't have it, tell them to come back tomorrow," Bogo said, looking out at the various characters outside of his office that had come to ZPD Precinct 1.

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At long last, Inquisitor Julian was broken out by Space Marines of the Black Templar's Chapter. "You know, better late than never, eh Maurice?" Julian said with relief as the gorilla supersoldiers fought the Aesir to a standstill.

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Judy seethed at an older rabbit. "Uncle Nicholas... why do you keep stealing the Declaration of Independence? There was only ever the one treasure map hidden on it, you found that, and lost it."

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"So Davies," Anna said to her husband. "How does it feel that one of your books is becoming a movie?"

"To be honest, I'm not looking forward to it," Davies admitted. "I just know that the entire tone of the story, Void Conflicts: The Saga of Dawn Windchaser. Will be thrown out of the window by whoever you hired to direct."

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Nick and Judy found themselves surrounded by angry rabbits. "So... these are all of your ex-boyfriends Carrots?" Nick asked.

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Judy was exhausted from labor. "There... there so beautiful." She said as she held seven of her and Nick's hybrid kits in her arms, while Nick held the other seven. "Nick... that was so much more painful than I could've ever imagined, and I never want to do that again."

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"Oh, oh, yeah, yeah! I get totally crazy! Can you feel it? Come, come, come on, baby! I feel like a woman!" Anna finished singing and turned around to see Davies with his phone out. "How... how long have you been-"

"The whole time," Davies said with a Cheshire grin on his face.

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"Well... this is... a very strange... feeling of... deja vu," Flash said as Nick and Judy pulled him over for a speeding ticket.

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"I'll be honest, I don't think the author remembers what he wanted to do with this series." Clancy said candidly. "At any rate, I at least hope you're finding this funny."

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"We're here." Began Draco Long-Fang. "Because we got the shaft in this story. I could've gotten a proper redemption arc if the author hadn't stopped."

"And the drongo forgot about the rest of us!" Spoke up Saxton Hale.

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"-Ms. PAN-5149." Dr. Metro said to one of Pandora's robot duplicates. "You need to calm down so that I can-"

"I know!" Pan-5149 snapped. "But existential dread... oh that's a big one!"

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"Well... you weren't wrong," Anne admitted after the movie premie. "I'll be honest, I thought it'd be better than it turned out."

"It made back its budget at the box office," Davies said stoically, hiding his disappointment. "That's the victory here... with any luck, it'll encourage people to read the book."

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"I just love these calm weekends," Nick said wistfully to his rabbit wife.

"Yeah..." Judy said as some down the hall fell over. "Maybe someday we'll get one of those."

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And now... the definitive end of Zootopia Files. Thank you for reading, but I really have to get onto bigger and better things. Just wanted to close with a few things that... well I thought were funny, and maybe ended some plot threads that I either lost interest in or ignored.

Goodbye for now.