Co-Written by bluejacket242
It was such a beautiful day to go to jellyfish hunting on the jellyfish fields, that's why Spongebob could not contain himself and went first thing in the morning as he sing along
"Oh boy! I'm going to catch such a big jellyfish it's gonna be on the world record"
The sponge sees one going over the ridge, getting excited he springs into action to catch the biggest jellyfish he's ever seen or so he thought…it seemed to be a bit different to what he was used to, way to big to be a normal jellyfish and...was that fur?
"Well howdy there, i didn't expect you to go on the hunt like that"
A familiar voice is heard and when Spongebob paid more attention, he saw that the Jellyfish he had caught had quickly morphed into his friend Sandy Cheeks, and said 'cheeks' had been stuck onto his net.
"S-Sandy?" The sponge was shocked to see his friend. Mostly because of her amazing cheeks, "I-Is that your butt I caught by accident with my jellyfish net?"
"You worry too much Spongebob, maybe if you stop thinking too hard, you may have even more fun, ain't that right Pearl?" Sandy said with a wink.
Spongebob gasped, before then turning around to see that Pearl was there too, using her small fitting bikini, phat ass and all very close to his face which was a big surprise.
"That depends, does he even know how to not be a little creep? Look at him staring at my ass Hahaha, better train those bikini string knot skills Sponge" Pearl smiled while wiggling her butt.
"W-Whoa!" SpongeBob started to drool a bit, looking at her amazing ass before his hands start to slowly reach on her huge mountain cheeks and started moving them.
"Can't keep your hands to yourself huh? I know how it is, no one can. I'm just too sexy for my own good, but how about you give your big booty queen a kiss?" She said, moving her hips left and forth "You know exactly were I want it"
Spongebob knew what she meant and it was embarrassing but he wanted it nevertheless, staring at her cheeks for a few seconds he goes to smooch one of her large grey buttocks with an audible *SMOOCH* The sponge then started kissing her ass cheeks, not even caring about how sweaty it was.
"Mmmmm~ Your ass is so tasty, Pearl!" He then gave her ass a nice slap on the left cheek.
"You call that a slap Sponge?" Pearl said before grabbing him and shoving him in deeper her ass crack "I bet your grandma slaps harder than that"
'Ooh God Pearl, your ass is so phat! No piece of fabric will last on it if you really tried, such a marvelous butt under the sea' Spongebob thought, being more honest with his desires, while deep in the valley of booty where one would easily lose his mind as his body was once again collecting her sweat.
Sandy just casually leans against Pearl and looks at her yellow friend "Just look at him, such a big yellow pervert huh Pearl?" She said with a grin.
"Ain't that right?" Pearl laughed as well "This is where he belongs after all"
"Don't leave a girl hanging Pearl, let me have a go too"
"Apologies, I was just having way too much fun," Pearl said, removing Spongebob from her derriere.
Spongebob breathes in and out "Uh..huh…"
"Out of breath?" Sandy smirks at him.
"N-Not at all" SpongeBob knew that even if he said that he was out of breath, it wouldn't matter.
The mammal from Texas then turns around before pulling down her skirt, showing her purple thong and pointing at her big and voluptuous booty "What about me though? Is my ass not sexy enough for your attention?"
The sponge eyes widen before he then rammed his head towards her ass and started sniffing the nutty flavor of that ass! As well to give her a good grope and squeeze at her soft fur, it was all just so plump and firm.
'Ahhh Yes! Yes!'
"Hehe, what a cute ass-sniffing pervert!" Sandy said, giggling.
Pearl watched as Spongbob furrowed his face onto Sandy's ass, but not wanting to feel left out she took a look at Sandy and winked, showing a certain smirk. The mamall understood and gave her a thumbs up.
"Let's test your durability as a sponge"
That's the only thing Spongebob hears, before Pearl bashed her booty into Sandy booty. Making the yellow Sponge to be basically sandwiched between two large mammals and their thick bottoms.
'HOLY NEPTUNE, I'M BEING SANDWICHED BY THEIR SWEATY SEXY BOTTOMS!'
It was like he was sinking more and more into the deepest parts of the marvelous giant assets from his long time friend and his boss' daughter. He enjoyed this, he wanted more! He wanted those buns to bash and smash him. In which they did, moving their hips left and right, up and down. Having a great time treating him like a toy for them to bash and have a good laugh in the middle of the day.
"This is what you're worth, being a toy for our asses," Pearl said.
"You absorb stuff right? Well absorb this damage! ahaha" Sandy laughed.
'Ooh god, I'm feeling so weird. It's like I'm about to burst!' Spongebob thought.
That was when something inside of him was about to NUT BIG TIME!
"OH YEAH! IM FEELING IT NOW!"
Until...
*Back to the real world*
"WHOA!" Spongebob said, breathing heavily as he saw himself back in his bedroom.
Everything was in place, his alarm clock, Gary sleeping, turns out what he was having was just a dream.
"Oh…it was just a dream"
The moment he realized that none of that was real, many different emotions started to flow. The first was disappointment as he really enjoyed what was happening, but the second was shock as he didn't expect to dream about something like that even more with his friend Sandy and Pearl who was his boss' daughter, and that made it feel extra wrong, it nearly felt like he was commiting a crime on his trust or something.
'Oh no…I am…do I actually want all of that?' He thought to himself, the dream still fresh in his head.
If it was a dream, then it was okay, after all it was not harming anyone and it was not real. However, if he did that in real life, that's another problem. He was supposed to be a mature and educated member of society, not some pervert who likes big asses.
"Ugh..why do I feel so sticky under these bedsheets?" He said, moving himself and looking it under and once he saw why, he turned bright red like a tomato. "I need to take a shower..." He got off of his bed and proceed to head to his bathroom.
"Meow?"
Spongebob looked back seeing that Gary was awake too, it seemed to already be morning too "Oh! Uhm...Hey Gary, are you awake already?" He said, using his sheet to cover himself.
"Meoww" Gary said with a look.
"No gary I didn't suffer that type of accident, how old do you think I am?" Spongebob rolled his eyes "I just need a nice bath right about now"
"Meoww" Gary said, thinking that he's lying
"You wanna talk about embarrassing dreams? I heard what you were saying in your sleep last week. I don't think you should do that with cookies Gary" Spongebob laughed.
Gary had a shocked look on his face (or eyes) that he snuck back into his shell so he could leave SpongeBob alone.
"That's what I thought"
Spongebob went to the bathroom feeling superior, for winning the argument with his pet snail. Then after getting off his undies to wash later, and then he went to take a nice and warm shower to start his day, the mind slowly going back to the dream he just had not too long ago.
'Man...that felt so real, is this what I really want? I understand Sandy but even Pearl? Gosh I can still remember how heavy their butts were in my dream'
He really didn't mind Sandy. After all, those two go WAY back! They were the best of friends (after Patrick, of course). Pearl, however, well, they're friends, sure, but it was more of a on-and-off friends.
'Puberty sure hit her like a truck! That's for sure, I never noticed before after all these years' Spongebob tohught as Pearl grew up to be a real hottie.
While he was nearly done, his phone started ringing quite loudly and repeatedly, trying to get his attention.
"Let's see who's calling me..." He groaned, grabbing his phone and unlocking it so he could access it.
"SPONGEBOB!" The booming voice of his boss came out.
"Whoa! Mr. Krabs? Look it's still early for my shift, I make sure I get there in time to work ok?" He said, surprised at the volume of his voice.
"That's not it my boy" He sounded sad nearly crying "I need to talk to you, its urgent"
SpongeBob could sense that Mr Krabs was worried about something besides money, and that RARELY happens. Well, he's starting to think about other things besides money, but still. "What's wrong, Mr Krabs?" SpongeBob asked in concern.
"This is a delicate matter my boy, can you keep this a secret for the time being?" He said, sounding serious.
"Of course, Mr Krabs! You know I'll never tell anyone about your secrets, not even the Krabby Patty Formula!"
"Of course not, the formula is only something you and I need to know, but...you see...Mrs. Puff..." Krabs said that with a heavy heart before continuing "She broke up with me!"
After that Spongebob just hears the sound of his boss crying repeatedly over the phone like a little boy who just got denied ice-cream.
"Mrs. Puff broke up with you?! When? How? Why?! You two were going so well over the years!" SpongeBob said, as he was quite shocked to hear what happened, "Did your daughter do something to break you guys up? I'm not saying or accusing your daughter, I'm just saying."
"No Spongebob it has nothing to do with my daughter...that I know of" He scratched his chin "It all happened so fast, I was getting ready for a date with her but then she called me. Saying that there was something she wanted to talk to me about and needed to be face to face"
"And then she said she wanted to break up?" Spongebob asked.
"She told me things were not working between us, that things changed and that even though we shared special moments together. This relationship was not something she wanted to have in the future, she wanted to focus more on herself I guess? Maybe I did something wrong, I don't know!"
"Krabs, I mean, Mr Krabs. Try to calm down, sir. It's not your fault. You've put everything in your claws to make that relationship between you and Mrs. Puff to be wonderful. You even chose her over money, and that's saying something! No offense."
"THAT 'S JUST IT! I don't know what happened to Spongebob! I need to understand why she did that, but she was not as direct as I wanted to be, and now I'm just supposed to move on? I need ANSWERS!" He said, banging on the desk.
SpongeBob was scared now... He's seen Krabs' anger before and he really didn't want to go through that again. That was when he got an idea. "Why don't I find out for you, Mr Krabs?"
"Y-You would do that for me?" He sounded hopeful "I'm not sure about it though, what if this makes me look like a stalker?"
"Of course, Krabs! You're like a father to me. And who said you'd look like a stalker? I'll be the one doing all of that... For a good reason, of course. We're not like those creeps and perverts, you know."
"Oh thank you so much my boy, you have no idea how much I needed to hear that. This is eating me from the inside out, bringing me information about what happened to her and why she did this. It needs to have a source"
"Don't worry, Krabs! I got it! Oh, btw, ummm, you're still going to give me the bucks for making sure that Pearl was safe at the mall, right?"
"If you make sure this goes well and no problems arise, make it thirty!"
"Aye, Aye, Mr Krabs!" SpongeBob then ended the call. Krabs was very happy that he had the sponge to do this.
The yellow sponge got out of the shower and started to dry himself up after digesting the talk. Why would Mrs. Puff break up with his boss? They seemed ok all this time.
"Hmmm, either Mrs Puff truly did need to focus on herself... Or something else happened between them?" SpongeBob was thinking out loud.
This felt really suspicious though, but if he wanted to spy on her teacher, Spongebob needed to make it like he was not even there, and for that? Some tech was in need!
Luckily, he knew one person in the ocean who had amazing tech... Sandy THICC Cheeks!
"Maybe she got some tech I can use... The last tech I have left is... busted." He muttered to himself.
But was that a good idea? He could not just go to her and ask if she could give him something to make him invisible. Sandy was smart and she would ask way too many questions, and if he tried to lie she would see through his deception and there was no way he would tell her about the real reason.
"Hmmm, there has to be a better way..." He checked his wallet to see he had enough money to buy some tech. However, he didn't have enough money.
"Meow?"
"What!" Spongebob looks at Gary as if he just said a swear "You can't be serious"
"Mewo!"
"Gary no! Plankton is a bad guy"
"Mewo!"
As much as he didn't want to do it, Gary had a point. Plankton might be his only solution. "Guess I'll ask Plankton for help... Hopefully he'll say yes.
*A few moments later...at the chum bucket*
Spongebob had come out of his house up and ready, and decided to walk towards the Chum Bucket to try and somehow convince Plankton to help him out without looking like he was signing up with the devil.
Speaking of the green speck, Plankton was, of course, thinking of another way to beat his arch-rival Krabs and steal the formula once and for all.
"Think, Plankton, think!" He told himself, "I tried everything to get that blasted bottle! I controlled SpongeBob, tried forcing him to work for me, framed him and Krabs so the police could take them to jail... Hell, I even stole Neptune's crown and framed Krabs for it!"
"Maybe you should let go of your obsession and start doing your own original cooking, you're standing on thin ice in this city after what you pulled Plankton" A familiar voice came from a certain room but didn't come to the light.
Even if it didn't come to light, the green little devil knew who it was... "SpongeBob SquarePants..."
The two of them stare each other down for a moment as if they themselves were rivals.
"Still trying to get the formula I see? Haven't had enough? Or did you actually forgot to write it down after you stole it and now forgot about it?" Spongebob asked.
Plankton looks at him, annoyed "What are you doing here, you third class cook!"
"I-I-I..." SpongeBob coughed a bit while trying to say the dreaded sentence he was going to regret saying for a very long, long time, "I need your help."
The green devil was shocked by what the yellow sponge just said. "C-Can you repeat that? I didn't hear what you just said."
The yellow sponge scrunched up his face "I said...I...Need...Your...ugh...Help. I need your help with something that is quite...secretive" Spongebob didn't like that, but the challenge was not to make him say yes, it was to convince him to help him without asking too many damn questions.
"One, what secretive thing you're talking about? And, two, why should I help you out with that?!" 'Note to self, next time I steal the formula, I'll write it down on a different piece of paper'
"Listen Plankton I know that you and I don't see eye to eye, but currently I need a helping hand from you that will help me in what I need to do. So how about we make a deal? I do something for you...maybe something you don't have enough time working on" Spongebob offered.
Plankton eyes him from top to bottom "Hmmm...what are you looking for?"
"I...need something that will turn me invisible"
"Oho! You want that huh? Are you being a naughty Sponge?" Plankton laughed.
"NO!" Spongebob sighs "You can put security measures on it if you want, like being a one time used or whatever"
"Hmmmm, well, I could give you those security measures, but on one condition." Plankton said.
"What's that?" The sponge asked, wanting to know what the green devil wanted in return, and praying that it wasn't the Krabby Patty Formula.
"Hmmmm, well, I could give you those security measures, but on one condition." Plankton said.
"What's that?" The sponge asked, wanting to know what the green devil wanted in return, and praying that it wasn't the Krabby Patty Formula.
Plankton was thinking "You see I'm busy with some very important business that I need to take care of but I promised Karen that I would help fix her new body, but I'm just not in the mood right now. How about you do me a solid and do that for me?''
SpongeBob sighed in relief, happy that it wasn't the formula, but needed help with Karen. "Sure, Plankton, I can help with that." The sponge said with a smile.
"Oh well, you hang around Sandy a lot, maybe you can do the basics" He jump off the table, she is on the lab on the left by the kitchen, she is quite sassy today though"
"Don't worry, Plankton, I've dealt with sassy people before" The sponge assured him before walking into the lab on the left. He looked around the lab to see if Karen was there.
"Geez it's dark here, where are the lights?"
After a few minutes while bumping into things by accident, he finally found the switch that turns the lights on. That was when he saw the computer-screen woman herself.
"Activating!"
Karen was covered by a large white sheet but when near a living creature or maybe a source of light she was now turning on and when removing the sheet, Spongebob sees someone different from the one he knew. She now had a more humanoid-like body, shaped in a feminine fashion with a slender body type of a silver metal alloy for skin. She has light blue short metallic hair that looks oddly flexible, and glowing green eyes with dark gray eyeshadow. Her outfit consists of a long-sleeved crop top and black mini-shorts underneath a blue mini-skirt, with green wedge boots for her feet, as for the more womanly parts such as her breasts were probably DD-Cup size and a bubble butt, by all means Karen looked a lot like a woman now.
'Woah! This body is uhm...quite more versatile hehehe 'Plankton actually did give her some upgrades, heh'
"I can hear you Spongebob, but yes this is my new body Spongebob. It's the curvy automation readily entertainment nexus or Caren for short" She explained.
"AHH!" SpongeBob was shocked to see that Karen was on the whole time, "S-Sorry about that, Karen, heh. I-It's been awhile."
"Indeed" Karen starts taking a few steps foward but she looks all wobbly before falling on the floor loudly and her arms get busted.
"Oh shit! Are you ok?" Spongebob was worried.
"I am ok, but it appears Plankton bought cheap parts" Karen sighed, actually showing facial expression.
That was when the sponge remembered the deal he made with the little green devil, "Well, luckily for you, Misses Karen, I'm here to fix you up!"
"You are?" She raised a brow.
"Well I may not have a PHD in robotics but I see Sandy work a lot and if you tell me what I need to do then I'm sure I can be of great service" He said, confident.
Karen was a little concerned about it. It's not that she's saying that he's dumb. To be fair, even though the sponge may not seem like a threat, he had stopped her husband's plans time and time again. And yes, she knew that SpongeBob and Sandy have been hanging out in science and karate a lot. She was more worried about something.
"Okay, but you better not have any funny ideas while you're doing this!" She said with a stern tone.
"Funny ideas? What do you mean by that exactly? Like changing you? Don't worry I just want to be a handyman for the time being"
'I was actually talking about either kind of funny ideas' She said to herself. She kept reminding herself that despite SpongeBob's somewhat IQ, he's still a silly, harmless sponge. "Okay, I trust you, SpongeBob."
"Awwn thanks" He smiled.
Karen gets up from the floor and walks towards a workbench big enough for her to sit on it and then looks at Spongebob again.
"I'm going to need your help in removing this part of my outfit near the sleeve. its removable like an accessory but for now it's new so i can't remove it easily it needs to be screwed on and off
"Don't worry, Karen. I'll be careful." The sponge then grabbed the toolbox and got started by looking at the outfit near the sleeve.
Karen then started to tell him where he should put the screwdriver, pointing at the area with her good hand and instructing him to do it.
"Just be careful, this body may look advanced but I don't have a self-repair feature.
The sponge nodded and gently used his screwdriver to get the area she was talking about. 'Maybe she should get a self-repair feature'.
A few tweaks here and a few scuffs there and pop the sleeve opens up displaying the inner parts of the broken arm that nearly severed the elbow too.
"Hmm, looks like I see the problem. Now how do I fix it?" He asked, looking at the robotic arm. It was rather soft yet firm.
The sponge knew he had to be careful. One little mess up, not only will Karen be very upset, but his deal with Plankton will be at risk.
"According to the manual, you need to unscrew the elbow joint and replace...but now that I check my database for the storage. Plankton didn't get any spare parts yet, so instead of replacing with a new one I need you to fix the wires manually" Karen explained to him.
The Sponge nodded in agreement before grabbing the electric tape off the table. Proceeding to wrap the wires with it carefully so as to not make her feel any discomfort. When it is done she spins her arm and flexes her fingers to test it out.
"Not one hundred percent perfect, but this will suffice for now"
Karen smiled, of course. She was happy that her arm and fingers were fixed. "Thanks for fixing my right arm, SpongeBob"
"Happy to help! Is there any other part you still need looking into?" He asked, curiously.
The almost-fixed computer humandroid thought about it until she started scanning herself to see if she had any more parts she still needed fixing.
"So far only the arm was broken, but these parts are cheap even though they look good, they may break at some other point, so for the time being I should make sure to reinforce them later"
"Geez and here I thought Plankton would give you better parts though, isn't he an evil scientist though? I saw him make some crazy stuff" Spongebob asked.
"Believe me, I asked myself the same question," She stood up off the table and patted the Sponge's head. "Thanks for the help, SpongeBob."
The robotic wife then looks around the lab, roaming over some items above a counter, before grabbing something and giving it to Spongebob.
"Here, have this as thanks" She gives him a spherical object that looks like a grenade but smaller.
"Uhm...what is this?" He asked, cautiously.
"Sleeping gas, it may be useful to you one day"
"Hmm, thanks Karen."
The sponge smiled before giving her a side-hug. He then left the lab, intending to tell the green little speck the results.
'What a weird little Sponge, but maybe he is not as bad as Plankton makes it out to be' Karen thought.
'This is useful, I wonder how long it has been since helping her,' Spongebob thought.
SpongeBob then found Plankton, "Plankton, your wife is good as new!" He said with a smile.
Plankton looked at him before finishing his call "Oh..really? Hmm..I thought she would be stubborn with you and not receive help, you know, being independent and all"
"I thought so, too. But we worked it out a bit. Who were you calling by the way?"
"That's none of your business!" He said in his own rude way.
"Geez fine I was just curious" 'I bet he made his wife sexy because he wanted more curves but he doesn't even buy her the best parts' "So do we have a deal still?"
"Yep! Since you fixed Karen, I'll lend you the equipment you need for your... '.Business'."
"And there are no weird double cross features on it right?" Spongebob said, raising a brow.
SpongeBob was still being cautious, just in case Plankton was either backing up from his word, or adding a twist in the deal for his own favor. However, the green little speck corrected him.
"I assure you, SpongeBob. I made them completely safe. Even someone with your brain and hands can handle this stuff."
"Yep! Since you fixed Karen, I'll lend you the equipment you need for your... '.Business'."
"And there are no weird double cross features on it right?" Spongebob said, raising a brow.
SpongeBob was still being cautious, just in case Plankton was either backing up from his word, or adding a twist in the deal for his own favor. However, the green little speck corrected him.
"Do I look like I give a damn about your personal life? I assure you, SpongeBob. I made them completely safe. Even someone with your brain and hands can handle this stuff"
"Hmmm...in that case I will be glad to take it," Spongebob said, grabbing what seemed to be a belt with a few buttons.
The sponge then put on the belt around his wrist, "So, how does it work?"
"Press the green button to turn it on and the red to turn it off. As long as the green one is activated you be invisible to anything that looks at you but you will still see yourself as to not end up tripping"
"Got it!" The sponge pressed the green button, and he became invisible faster than a ghost
"Careful though, the battery is not infinite, if you try to be invisible for as long as possible, it will last four hours" Plankton said "Then it will need to charge up"
"Thanks for telling me at the last second" The sponge then pressed the red button and he was seen again. "Guess you're not that bad, Plankton."
"I did this out of my own self interest, Sponge, I'm still going to get that formula! I did it once and I do it again. Im true evil!"
"Sure, keep telling yourself that," He said, kind of making a point. The sponge then went towards the exit, leaving the Chum Bucket. "Bye, Plankton! Bye Karen!"
"See ya later Spongebob" Plankton said with a smirk and later on an evil laughter.
"Shut up will ya? We don't have the soundtrack for that anymore" Karen said with a sigh.
"Sorry Karen, it's just the hobby within me. By the way, you look amazing today~" Plankton winked at his wife.
"I'm going to look even better once you make sure to buy me better pieces before anything else breaks" She used her new eyebrows and optics to roll her eyes.
"Im working on it, geez. Things are just too expensive"
*Back with Spongebob*
"Ok, looks like I managed to get what I needed. Now to Mrs. Puff house"
The sponge continued to walk around the streets of Bikini Bottom to find his teacher's house. Finally, after five minutes, he found it.
"Hmmm..." He looks left and then right "Ok let's just do it quickly"
Seeing that no one was around for that, Spongebob turns the belt again, becoming invisible once more and proceeding to walk towards her house.
'Now I just need to keep myself in total silence when doing this'
He knew he had to be really, REALLY, careful this time around. The last time he did this sneaking around business was back when he was curious about something in Patrick's special box, and boy, he messed everything up... BIG TIME. Of course, once he found out that it was just a string, he realized that it was all for nothing, except for a good laugh.
'Let's check out the windows first, see if she is home'
He went around the house so he could check out the windows. Once he got to the windows, he decided to take a peek.
"Hmmm" Mrs Puff was in there, doing some cleaning while humming to a song.
'Huh, she's here. Looks like she's doing some basic cleaning, heh.'
Having an idea, Spongebob decides to go back to the entrance and knock on the door, getting her attention.
"Huh?" Mrs. Puff heard the knock on the door. She was first confused before she had a smile on her face. "It must be him."
Spongebob noticed when she said that, but not pondering too much about it, the moment she opened the door, he took the chance to get inside, squeezing in without her noticing.
"Wait there is no one here...geez did some kid pranked me or something? I don't even have a bell for those rings and ditch" She said, rolling her eyes.
She then closed the door, a little upset. She really didn't like being pranked or laughed at. Anyway, she went back to her basic cleaning and humming. She wanted to make this very special today.
'So she is waiting for someone to come, but who?'
As Spongebob waited and looked around, he took a good look at Mrs. Puff especially her body now that she was just on her home and not on a boat.
Anyway, ready to head back to the spongebob chapter, or are you busy right now? No rush, of course.
The mature woman was bigger than most women, which isn't much of a surprise because she's a puffer-fish, but she was even sexier than most.
'Man...Mrs. Puff is caked up! Looks like the years haven't done anything to that ass, hehe she should get a bigger skirt though' Spongebob said, looking as her ass was not completely covered by her skirt and he could see her panties JUST a little bit.
"Well since he is not here yet, I should take a shower and get ready" She said to herself.
After she finished cleaning, she still continued her humming while she went upstairs to go take a shower. Spongebob started to think and suddenly a little devil on his mind started to speak to him
'Hey champ, how about we take this chance and check her out Its ok she won't see us' A red colored Spongebob with horns said in his right shoulder.
A lighter blue Spongebob with angel wings shows up on his left shoulder 'Now, now! That is not a very nice thing to do, abuse this moment to do something that has nothing to do with what you were meant to do. Just keep it to yourself and focus my boy'
The Sponge started to think. To be fair, he was already doing the wrong thing, but for the right reasons, of course. However, he kind of does want to see how Mrs Puff looks in the shower.
'Uugh! No no, that aint right. My mom didn't raise no creep, just do this for Mr. Krabs Spongebob, then you get out once enough information has been gathered' He said to himself, showing self control, he loved the sight of all the girls being so sexy but Mrs. Puff was off limits.
Anyway, that was when he saw the knock on the door. 'Hmm, who could be knocking on her door?" SpongeBob thought to himself.
*KNOCK* *KNOCK*
It kept knocking after a few moments of waiting expecting someone to open up but nobody came.
"Hmmm...she is taking a bit longer then normal, maybe she is busy?" A familiar voice came forth "Or maybe she is not home...nah she told me she was free today"
The Sponge felt like that voice felt a little familiar. 'That voice...Could it be-'
That was when Mrs Puff came downstairs with an outfit that by the sound of Squidward surprise it was really to his delight.
"Oooh im home alright, just come here and feel at home" The mature woman with the sexy outfit slightly tight to her curves said, with a sultry voice.
The Sponge took a good look at his driver ed's teacher. 'WOW!'
"Oh really? Don't mind if I do hehehe"
If Spongebob's jaw wasn't already dropped down to the floor, what happened next would make it reach down even further to Davy Jones' locker as he realized just who came by the door.
'Hundreds... HUNDREDS of people to choose from, and she picks him?!' The Sponge was in complete shock right now. The reason why is because it was one of his co-workers from Krusty Krab... And it was no other than...
"Squidward Tentacles, at your service, m'lady~" The squid said with a smile on his face.
"Ohoho, my such a charismatic man on my doorstep? Must be one of those lucky days" She offered him her hand and Squidward proceeded to kiss it.
"Trust me, when I am around you, it's always a good day" He said, actually smiling genuinely for once.
SpongeBob was surprised to see the octopus smile for once. Okay, he has seen him smile before, but it rarely happens... Sometimes. Right now, he was really smiling. The last time Squidward was smiling 'for real' was back in the electric-wall incident when the squid tried to get him and Patrick away from his house.
''Did I keep you waiting too long?" He asked her.
"Not really, was just having a shower before you arrived. What do you think of my clothes?" She said, giving a twirl for him.
"Oh it's simply amazing...will look even better on the floor later on" He said with his signature laugh.
"Is that so? Well someone is quite eager huh? Naughty boy" Mrs. Puff said with a smirk.
"What can I say? You have a certain..." He proceeds to wrap his arm around her waist "Hold of me"
Mrs Puff licked her lips, eager to start their little get together, that was when she remembered something. "Oh, I almost forgot. I'd set up dinner for the both of us. After we finish with that, we'll have all the time in my bedroom~"
"Really? Awwwn but I told you I was gonna cook for us" Squidward said.
"You mean ordering take out and saying it was your cooking?" She giggled.
"Hey that was one time ok? I'm not really good at cooking and wanted to impress you, but hey! I'm getting better...sort of" He said, rubbing his neck.
The mature woman then kissed his cheek, "Well, I do appreciate you doing it for me on our last date. How about this, after dinner, and our "Night-Fun", you'll do the next one." She winked at him after finishing the sentence.
"I'll take that offer lady," He said with a wink.
After that the two of them hold hands before walking to the dinner room, as Spongebob watches the whole thing unfold still digesting the situation.
'I can't believe this...Mrs. Puff is dating...Squidward?'
Spongebob didn't know much about romance or relationships such as lovers, but it was quite the shock that the plot twist of why she broke up with Mr. Krabs was...because she was dating someone else, not just anyone though...one of his employees.
'I almost thought it would be Larry' SpongeBob thought. It's not that he's saying that Squidward is ugly. It's just that he'd always remembered how Mrs Puff loved handsome people like that lobster. So, he was quite surprised that she was dating Squidward.
Maybe love was blind, and it didn't matter how you looked as long as there was a certain something that made people stay together, which made him curious to know exactly how they got together.
'I did find out who she is dating and should be returning but...'
Spongebob felt curious to see how things played out and wanted to keep observing their date, that little devil speaking again and winning.
'Maybe just a little longer'
*The Dining Room*
"Lit candles? Seriously? Cmon those are better at night or in fancy restaurants" Squidward said with a smirk, teasing her.
"Oh shush, I'm just a sucker for the classics, we can close the windows too and make it even better if you want more...privacy" She said, giving him a certain look that said she wanted more than just the food on the table.
The Octopus smiled, liking how his girlfriend was using those words. "Well, I do love some privacy. Keeps me safe from all the horrors in life."
The two of them went to sit down, close to each other like a pair of teens that wanted to be lovey dovey while eating.
"So what did you make?" He asked.
"I've made some Salad, Spaghetti, Garlic Bread, etc. Point is, I made this very special for the both of us."
"Oh man I love Garlic bread...wait more special than this? I mean the smell is so good" He said, already salivating.
The puffer-fish giggled, "Well, you're a very special man~"
Squidward blushes "Hehe I am aren't I? After all I am with someone like you, who is dare I say...super duper special?"
"Awww, You~" The two of them laughed and giggled like teenagers while SpongeBob was watching.
'Yeesh... Are they going to be doing this all day? Where's the drama and the action?' The sponge was hoping something good will happen so he could use that as evidence to show the boss as well. However, all these lovey-dovey moments were taking things slow.
"Ok let's dig in and see how good it is, I'm famished" Squidward said.
"Sure, we can talk about how our day was while at it" She offered.
The two started eating this amazing dinner, "So, how were you doing Mrs Puff? Did one of your students finally pass the driving test?"
"Don't tease me Squiddy, only Spongebob ever had the largest amount of trouble, besides that any other student will be a walk in the park compared to him" She said, remembering the menace that he was in the road.
"Won't you let him drive that Krabby Patty car?" He suggested, "Last time Plankton took over Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob actually drove that car perfectly."
"I heard about that, it's still perplexing to think two silly men managed to go so far. I wonder why that burger car was so different, but it's not like he owns that car, I can't just let him pass to get rid of, he would be a danger to the city" She said, remembering how much anxiety it gave her to imagine Spongebob driving after making an excuse to let him pass.
"True... SpongeBob may be... TOO nice, but he's a real pain in the ass."
"Say, is he still the manager of the Krusty krab?" Mrs. Puff asked curiously.
"I guess so, but I don't really see much of a difference, he still does anything Krabs asks him to and cooks burgers"
"Hmm, and I thought there would at least be improvements... Well, at least SpongeBob doesn't care about money to a obsessive degree... Seriously, Eugene was just too much to deal with." She said sadly as she did care the old crab and was happy that Krabs put her first over money. However, who's to say that he'll choose money over someone he cares about if the next was bigger.
"Your telling me, did you know we fought over being the best employer thinking we were going to get a tropical vacation but guess what...the reward was just the poster! The guy makes us work our ass off for stuff that doesn't even matter by the end of it, we are basically slaves" Squidward said, feeling angry at his boss but quickly looking back at her "Sorry, I didn't ask if it was ok for me to talk about such venomous words"
"It's okay, Squidy, I understand. Hell, last time when Krabs and I were having one of those dates, he always expects me to pay. I always thought he was too cheap, which is true... Until I also realized that he does have lots of money but doesn't want to spend it! He's a freaking stale cheap meat-head!"
Spongebob just stared at the two of them in disbelief, bad mouthing his boss like that after the latter was left in tears. Sure no one was perfect but it didn't feel right that they were doing this.
'Mr. Krabs is not the best boss ever but he has his good side too' Spongebob thought with a pout.
Speaking of a pout, The Squid heard it somewhere, "D-Did you hear something?" He asked, either thinking that he's crazy or that he actually heard a pout.
"I didn't hear anything, why?" She asked, raising a brow.
"Oh...I-I thought I heard something... Actually, never mind." He said, finishing his food. "Mmmmm~ This was good, Puff~"
Spongebob looks surprised at him 'Geez, did he really hear me? Squidward has good hearing...hmm maybe I should go upstairs and take a look at Mrs. Puff room and gather some more data, this seems to be quite simple'
Honestly he could have just left already but why so soon? Spongebob felt mischievous with this power of invisibility, so snooping around felt like fun.
While the two were still talking about Krabs, the sponge went upstairs and went to Mrs Puff's bedroom.
'Perfect, she left it open so I won't need to touch it and make any unnecessary sounds'
Spongebob walked inside quietly on the tip of his toes, looking around for anything interesting that he may find in the room...it was then that he saw by the counter near her bed was Mrs. Puff cellphone.
'There's her cellphone.' He picked it and saw that she had a passcode that locked it, "Ugh, I knew it wasn't going to be too easy'
Spongebob had been with his driver teacher for a long time trying to pass her tests before everything turned different, he even knew a bit of her personal life so what could POSSIBLY be her password?
'Lets try...' He sighs mentally, too scared for someone to hear him 'Stupid...sponge'
However, the first one didn't work, as the message on the screen told him "Try Again".
'Huh...now that's surprising...damn what else?' He racked his brain to think of something, maybe the answer was around her room or what she was currently doing with her life.
He then tried this one 'How about... 'Squid... Puff'
This time the second try worked, as the message on the screen said "Confirmed, Welcome Mrs. Puff"
'Are you ser...ok, lets just check out some of her messages with him' The sponge went straight to her messages, to see if she was messaging him or not 'How long have they been at this, was she with him while still dating Mr. Krabs?'
Spongebob went towards the latest messages between them and saw a file attached to a message where Mrs puff typed Thinking of you.
'Hmmm?' The sponge then pressed the message and it showed much more. 'Wow...'
Basically it was a picture of Mrs. Puff in bed wearing a very sexy piece of lingerie that adorned the thick parts of her body sexually while making a face that practically screamed how much she wished he was there with her at the time.
'O...M...G... Was she cheating on Mr Krabs while doing this?!' The sponge thought, couldn't believe he was seeing.
The date of the message shows that this was two weeks ago, showing that she and krabs were still technically a couple. Maybe she was struggling with the thoughts about staying with him or the squid and finally made a decision.
'Maybe she was dating Krabs then broke up with him before she went with Squid. Yeah, that must've happened.'
Or at least he hoped it was or else he would have lost respect for someone like her, which would be bad because he still wants his license and she was the only one in bikini bottom who teached how to drive.
'Lucky Squidward, getting sexy pics like that'
That was when he heard footsteps coming from the stairs.
'Shit!' He quickly blocked the cell phone again and put it in place, staying away from the door so he doesn't accidentally bump into them, in a rush he decides to hide under the bed.
The door is then opened by Squidward, "Ladies First," He said, opening the door for her.
"You just say that because you enjoy watching me walk" She smiled.
"To be fair, there is a loooot to see from this point of view" He said, staring at her ass.
"Ohhh A gentleman and a kinky Squid~ I love the combination." She said, smacking her own ass.
Squidward watches as her large ass jiggles up and down by her own hand, licking his lips in anticipation, before not being able to control himself and hugs her from behind.
"Dear Neptune! Your so fucking sexy" Squidward said while both tentacles wrapped around her waist, his crotch just a inch away from her voluptuous booty.
"Ohhh~ Why thank you, handsome~ I can already see that you want to get started, don't ya?" She said, seeing him getting excited.
"Yes, but I can still go slow if you want to" He said before finally kissing her on the lips.
"Mmmmmmm~" She moaned while kissing him.
The two started making out right there in her room, his tentacles roamed over her waist first before going towards the hips and firmly groping her large ass cheeks hungrily, but Mrs. Puff was also quite horny as she went to smooch town aggressively, making sure to keep Squidward closer to her.
SpongeBob was hearing all of this while hiding under the bed. 'Yeesh, they're really into each other, huh?'
"Fuck! The way your tentacles grab on to me it's like you're never letting me go" She said, loving it.
"And the way your bubble butt shakes like a hypnotic wave turns me on a lot" He said, before pitching a tent that pokes the fabric of her dress right at the butt.
The puffer-fish felt that poke and smirked, "I can see that~" She then started grinding on it with her bubble butt ass.
''Hmmmm~" Squidward bit his lower lip, enjoying how his woman used her ass like that just for him "Oooh god, yeah just like that Puff, you make my blood run wild"
"Hehe, gladly~" She continued doing this for a good five minutes before she decided to do something different.
"I-If you keep doing that I won't be able to hold on" Squidward said through gritted teeth, his dick being beyond erect, it was like it could cut through his pants and glass perhaps.
"Oh, don't worry, I'm not planning on making you explode yet," She said with a smirk, "Want me to be on the bed?"
'Wait what?!" Spongebob thought in fear.
Squidward gasped, knowing what that means "Oooh you know I want too" He said before eagerly getting onto her bed, unaware someone else was under it.
'HOLY NEPTUNE! SpongeBob was screaming to himself, endearing the pain. Luckily, the belt was still working so it's not broken, but it's only a matter of time.
Most of the weight that came to it was from Mrs. Puff rather than Squidward when she got on the bed as well whose bed creaked a litlte by it , showing that she needed to buy a stronger one.
"Now how about I give you a little something? Patiently letting me have fun for five minutes and not let loose by accident? mighty impressive" She smirks, licking her lips.
"Yes please, Goddess~" He said. It was like he was under her spell due to her amazing body.
Mrs. Puff smirks before she gets on top of him like a predator, showcasing the difference in size and thickness between the two of them, as she turns around showing her phat badonk close to his face.
His eyes went wide once he saw her huge bubble Jello cheeks close to him. He then licked his lips.
She smiles while her face was near his crotch "It's time for the main course, for both of us"
'They are not actually going to get it on right here and now are they?' Spongebob thought.
The Sponge thought it was correct because they were doing it! Right here... Right now!
"Oh trust me i am all yours and you are all mine" Squidward said.
"I will make sure you wont get out of this house until your drained Mr. Squidward" She said with a dominating voice.
The scene then cuts to Spongebob and how he is hearing the sounds above of the two lovers having a great time while he is just forced to stay there for the time being (A\N: Imagine Spongebob just listening to it all but your not actually seeing it, leaving the details to the imagination) the bed creaking and move back and forth.
"Ah yeah, this never ceases to amaze me, your package is so much bigger than Old Krabs, it doesn't even compare" Mrs. Puff said, after removing his pants.
"Well, I'm aiming to please, heh." He said with a smile.
"You sure do, now let's see how much of it I can shove down my throat to" She said, looking at the incredible length and width.
"Oh please do, I love the sloppy sounds you make when trying to" He said before slapping her butt.
"Ohhhhh~" She then opened her mouth and started shoving way down her throat.
'I can't believe this is happening' Spongebob tries to diminish the sound by covering his ears.
Mrs Puff was making a lot of sounds with Squidward, where SpongeBob was forced to hear all of this.
"Ahn! Ohn! Mmmhh~ Like that ohhhhh Neptune above, just like that" Squidward moaned loudly as he went to lick her ass cheeks like a lollipop.
"MMmmmm~" She started to go fast, but not too fast yet. She wanted to see how far he'd go.
'They can't possibly take too long to end this right?' Spongebob gulped, not wanting to be here for too long and risk the battery going out.
After a good sixteen minutes, Squidward busted a nut as Mrs Puff started swallowing every single drop. "AHHHHHH~" Squidward Screams in absolute pleasure.
"MMMMMMMM~" Mrs Puff moaned. "Mmmmmmmmm~"
''Dear...god...it never stops feeling good. Your mouthwork is divine" He said, whipping some sweat from his forehead.
Mrs. Puff finishes up "And you are as amazing as usual Squidy. A large member, lasting quite a while, and shooting such thick nutrients for me, honestly I hit the jackpot"
"Heh, yeah but I still haven't made you get it on, so spread those legs lady, I still have a meal to finish"
"Got it, Squidy~" The mature puffer-fish spread her legs wide, for the octopus to finish his meal.
The next ten minutes are nothing but slurping, moaning and grunting sounds that Spongebob once again is forced to hear, and just when he thought it was about to end, but no this was just the beginning.
Squidward just finished with his meal, because his mouth was full of her tasty juices after she came.
"Ahhhn~" Mrs. Puff moaned out in pleasure, breathing heavily "Y-You went downtown like I was a Krappy Patty or something"
"You're a Krabby Patty, alright~. A Big Bouncing Krabby Patty." He said with a smirk.
"Oh is that right? Then I better get ready for the second serving" She said, crawling towards him on all fours"Unless your already full"
"Oh, I still have enough to do this all night!" He said, getting excited just like her.
Spongebob felt the bed creaking up as they kept moving, the weight shifting from one side to the other.
'I hope the bed doesn't break apart' He said to himself, not wanting the bed to land on top of him after the whole thing.
Spongebob didn't hear what position they chose to get into the dirty deal because he wanted to close his ears again, but one thing he knew, the bed would start to shake once more.
'Please don't fall on me, please don't fall on me'
Anyway, right now, Squidward was having the time of his life, while he was fucking the hot bubble butt of Mrs Puff!
"Ahn! Hahn! Ohn! Hmm!" His grunts were loud and his breathing heavy, implying he was moving his hips frenetically.
"Ahn! F-Fuck! FUCK!" Her moaning was becoming even more loud than before. "Y-Yes! Keep fucking my ass, you amazing stud!"
'A-ASS?' Spongebob thought, blushing madly at what that meant.
"S-Shame you forgot to buy condoms! I-Its really tight on this second entrance of yours, quite the warm welcome though" He said, sweating.
"Luckily, I got some pills so I don't get pregnant just in case we do the next one! ARGGHH!" She was saying while sweating and moaning, "However, I-I wouldn't mind having a child with ya! MMMMM!"
Squidward eyes went wide with a mixture of shock and even more arousal, starting to hump her faster "L-Lets go slow ok? Hehe we just started this, so I want to enjoy our time together more, just the two of us" He then slapped her ass, hard!
Mrs Puff was filled with pleasure and happiness while he was doing it, "MMMM~ Of course! Besides, none of us won't want Krabs finding out anyway...MMMMM-AHHHHHH!"
"B-But one day we are gonna have to reveal it to the town right? C-Cant keep it like this forev-Oh fuck im throwing ropes!" He grunted loudly before unleashing his next attack, removing his pistol from her lover and aiming at Mrs. Puff's huge tract of land as if it was a target.
He then started busting, shooting all the cum onto her bubble butt.
"Oohh geez, it's everywhere! You plastered me like the target of a freaking bomb of whipped cream" She said, enjoying the warm substance onto her skin.
"Yeah, Heh, Heh." He said, sweating and huffing. "You know, we might have to reveal our relationship to the town, sooner or later"
"Your right about that, but I think we should wait a couple of weeks before doing that, I just finished my relationship with Krabs and things are a bit weird right now"
"Y-Yeah. The only good thing is that we don't have a baby yet. Don't get me wrong, I'd love you, but we gotta take things slow."
"You're right, sorry that I got a bit weird back there. I just have been thinking about making a family for a while now" She said, blushing now that she was paying attention to what she said.
"You don't have to be sorry," He said, assuring her. "Again, I'd love to have a child with you, and believe me, a family would be nice. I wouldn't think you're weird just for saying it while we were having sex." He then kissed her cheek, assuring her that he wouldn't mind, but they just gotta wait for the right time.
"Oooh Squiddy~" She said with a hopeful look before turning lustful "Just for that I make sure to ride you like a sea horse until you beg for mercy" Mrs. Puff felt energetic after learning that he wanted what she wanted as well, not now but one day.
Squidward then had a scared, but arousal look on his face, "H-Heh, great. L-Let's see if I can keep up."
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Spongebob mentally screamed.
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*Two hours later*
The two were asleep after their whole thing... And they love every damn minute of it! As for SpongeBob... Well...
'Ahh...the sounds...neptune's beard, all the moaning and bed creaking. I had no idea how much you could swear while in bed, they went on for so long' Spongebob thought, freaked out by how energetic they were.
He then, as quietly as possible, crawled out under the bed. He then touched one of their outfits on the floor and felt them were slimey "Eww..." He said quietly.
It Looked like they were having a little fun everywhere and didn't bother cleaning.
He then quietly stood up, got out of the bedroom and gently closed the door. "Phew...Got out of there alive. At least things can't get worse." He said with a smile until the invisibility wore off, revealing the yellow sponge himself.
''What the hell? It's only been two hours" He said in a panic, maybe the battery was not charged up to the max before it was given to him.
He then quickly went downstairs before his voice could be heard as he didn't want to wake up the octopus and the puffer-fish.
'Crap, crap I gotta get out of here before something bad happens Spongebob thought, scared of his belt no longer making him invisible.
He quickly got out of the house without making any noises, escaping the house of his teacher. While he was running, he was thinking about the evidence he collected during his time at Mrs Puff's house.
'What should I tell Mr. Krabs? That his employee is banging his ex girlfriend? But what will happen to Mrs. Puff and Squidward if I do?' Spongebob got himself in quite the pickle this time.
On one hand, if he does tell Krabs, he'll actually get paid big time for it! Not to mention that Krabs might give him something else besides money. However, on the other hand, he does care about Squidward and Mrs Puff. Not to mention that he still needed the driving license from her, and Squidward can be a good friend, if he wants to, anyway.
"Ok Spongebob...looks like you're gonna have to play this smart...im...so not ready" He sighed to himself.
A\N: Bet you guys did not expect this huh? Squidward and Mrs. Puff are now a couple and Spongebob got in the middle of their private moment withouth them knowing and now has to make a decision.
For those who want to know how Mrs. Puff look in this story look down bellow for the pics that in my opinion better represent her.
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How Karen looks: Her new appearance looks exactly like that of Courtney Gears, the memorable character from the popular video game "Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal." However, there are notable differences in her overall design, such as deep, dark blue hues accentuate her hair, certain clothing sections, and specific parts of her body, creating a striking contrast against her shiny chrome skin. ALSO! ...She is curvier then the canon version of said character ;)