Co-Written by Bluejacket242
Spongebob was walking back to the Krusty Krab at a slow pace, he just couldn't bring himself to go any faster as the yellow dude was running his head at what he was going to tell Mr. Krabs after what he had just seen. Who would have thought that Squidward of all beings was going to be dating his driver's license teacher Mrs. Puff? Big shocker that was.
'I can't tell him the truth, he is going to do more than just fire Squidward, they are going to kill each other if things get worse' Spongebob thought to himself.
Heck, the last time Krabs and Squidward tried to kill each other was when Krabs accused him of taking his very first dime... Which turned out to be HUGE! Not to mention that Krabs shockingly had it the entire time.
'Oh, what am I going to do?'
Then suddenly his cell phone started ringing, and when he took it it was his boss's number.
"...Barnacles," He said before answering "Hey there Mr. Krabs"
"Spongebob! Glad that you're here! You okay?" Krabs asked, a bit worried for his sponge friend.
"Yeah, I'm ok, why worry boss? Was I out with no notice for too long?" He said, sweating a bit.
"Well, something like that, yeah. Ummm, anyway, putting that aside, did you find out why Mrs. Puff broke off our former relationship?" He asked
"Uhm..." Spongebob had to come to a decision right there and now "Actually Mr. Krabs it's not because something is wrong with you" He lied "Its because she...well has someone else she likes"
"O-Oh..." Mr Krabs realized, feeling a bit sad and disappointed before cheering himself up, "Well, at least I have my daughter, my best fry cooker, and money."
"Yeah! I'm sure you find someone ten times better than Mr. Krabs, she has no idea the type of man she left" Spongebob said, trying to sucker up to him.
"Thanks for everything, Spongebob. And sorry for getting you into that situation. If the police were involved and arrested you for something you didn't even do, I would never forgive myself..."
'At least he cares' "Oh that's nothing, I'm here to help after all, but are you going to be ok?"
"Don't worry, me lad, I'll be fine. But I'm going to stay single for a while. To thank you, I'll add $65 dollars in your paycheck and give you a three day-off"
"WHOA! Really?" 'He must be really thankful or the sorrow is getting to him, but hey I take' "Thank you so much Mr. Krabs"
"No problem, Spongebob. Oh, but don't tell Mr. Squidward. Still trying to keep a reputation if you know what I mean"
At the mention of that name Spongebob started thinking about the sounds of booty cheeks clapping as Squidward moaning voice came along "Y-Yeah, just between the two of us"
"Good! See ya!" Krabs said. He was just about to end the call before remembering something, "Oh, um, Spongebob, my daughter wanted to say thanks for taking her to the mall and sent a "secret something" in your email. I'd asked her about it, but she said it was a surprise for you. Anyway, see ya in three days." He then ended the call.
"A secret? Mr. Krabs?" Spongebob noticed he ended the call "What does he mean by that?"
Feeling curious about what Pearl could have possibly sent to him he decided to look at it when he got home.
"Im sure it nothing important," He told himself before walking at a...much faster pace, now curious
*SpongeBob's Pineapple House*
The Sponge has finally made it to his house. He got a bottle of water from the fridge and saw his beloved pet snail
"Meow!" Gary said.
"Hey, Gary, sorry for taking so long I was…unavailable for the time being, but I'm back and I put food in your bowl too. I just out it take a peek at my phone for now, don't mind me"
"Meow!" Gary said.
The Spongebob then went to his bedroom, continuing to look for the newest message in his inbox.
"Where is it...Where is it?" He muttered in curiosity until he found it, "Oh, there it is!"
He decided to read it before he opened it and was shocked to say the least, "Sponge-Sweat-Rag?!" He was shocked to read that kind of title. He then tapped on the new message to see what Pearl wanted to say to him in the email.
"Geez, is she still mad about what happened at the mall? I said it was an accident" Spongebob just sighs "Well let's see what she has sent me, it's probably a one-hour rant"
He then pressed the button
"Hey Sponge! I wanted to say thanks for the mall trip and for forgetting all that disgusting sweat off of me. I know it was an accident since you're the last person to be a butt-loving pervert, BUUUUUUUUUTTTTT~ I still think you have that kink, don't ya?~ Anyways, thanks Sponge!"
Spongebob just smirked at the words he was reading, it was fair though he did enjoyed big bootys as far as he could remember now, so many new things he could notice now, and her ass was just one of them, but the least thing he wanted was to be a pervert to his boss daughter.
'Her ass was pretty damn fat, but I'm glad she only came to say thank you. No surprise though, it is surprising that she said thank you though' Spongebob thought to himself 'A kink for big butts is normal though'
The sponge then stretched a bit before getting into bed.
"Welp, I better take a nap." The sponge yawned a bit, finally happy that he could take a well-deserved nap.
"Meow!"
"Yes Gary I am very tired, lets just say I saw something I shouldn't" He said before closing his eyes slowly "Now for my well deserved nap"
"ZZzzzzzzzz..." The sponge started to snore as she slept.
"Meow..." The pet snail closed his eyes as well and went into his shell.
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*RING RING*
"Uuuuhhhggg..." Spongebob groans in annoyance not wanting to waking up "Just five more minutes"
The sponge then went back to his sleep... Until
*RING RING RING RING*
"Okay! Okay, okay okay! I'm coming, I'm coming!" The sponge quickly got off the bed, put on his usual outfit and headed downstairs "Geez" He yawns "I didn't even see what time it is" Spongebob opens the door.
"Spongebob!" Someone said with eagerness.
"Patrick? 'I wonder if he is still the same Patrick I know' "Hey Buddy what are you doing here?"
"Sandy wanted to see you so she asked me to come get you!"
"R-Really?" The sponge asked 'Why did Sandy need Patrick to get me? She should know that he's not... Well, his brain comes to show...'
"Yeah! She said that uhm...there is like some doohickey that she made and wants us to play with it" He said, smiling all the while.
"You mean a new invention that she needs someone to test," Spongebob said.
"I think so, then can you come? Im sure it will be fun"
"Hmmmm... Well, Okay! I always like testing her inventions!" The sponge said with a smile.
"Great! Let's go!" The pink star exclaimed while getting a head-start first with the sponge following him.
*-Sandy Cheeks' House-*
"Hey Sandy!" Spongebob said before pressing the intercon "It's Spongebob and Patric, please could you open the door?"
"Yeah and get some food ready please" Patrick said.
"Patrick!"
"What? I'm starving"
Spongebob just rolls his eyes as his friend lacks tact.
The door then opens and the two sea creatures enter
There is a bowl full of water for each of them to take, while Spongebob and Patrick each take one, the room room starts to remove all the water from the room that connects both sides until there is nothing and the door to the home of Sandy is then open.
"Is there anyone else besides us that Sandy invited?" Spongebob asks his friend.
"Uhhh...I-I don't think so..." Patrick said, not seeming to remember
The two sea creatures get inside as the artificial sunlight hits their faces and they see Sandys big tree-house as the first thing, looking around to see if they can see her.
"Where is she?"
While Spongebob was looking, he accidentally bumped into something soft and jiggly and stopped himself from falling down on the floor.
"Argh! Dang it, did Sandy leave her Yoga ball lying around again?" Spongebob said, rubbing his head.
"Uhm...Spongebob?" Patrick stammers.
"What... Is it, Patrick?" He asked until he saw what or who it was, and he was scared, "Uh oh..."
Right there as he looked upwards was the sexy and extra thick whale girl with boobs and ass as big as her love for herself and the ball, Pearl Krabs. Who this time was wearing a black white with a green jacket around and a skirt of the same color as her shirt to be matching.
"S-Sorry, Pearl! I-I wasn't trying to compare you to a yoga ball, honest." Spongebob said in a gentle feared tone
"Oh hey! Pearl is here, Hi Pearl!" Patrick said nonchalantly.
"Hi Patrick..." Pearl said, annoyed, "How are you two?"
"Oh, we're doing great! We're looking for Sandy, though..." Patrick confirmed.
"Yeah she called us here for some of her experiments. I did not know she also called you Pearl, you don't seem to be that interested in science" Spongebob said.
"I don't. But there is a difference between learning and testing. In case what she has to show is cool I like to be a part of it" Pearl said while typing on her phone.
"Heh, sounds like you," SpongeBob said with a smirk.
'When did SpongeBob start growing guts?' Pearl thought to herself.
"Ah man is Sandy home or what? I'm getting bored!" Patrick said, feeling impatient.
"Patrick, be quiet!" Both Pearl and SpongeBob said.
That was when Sandy finally showed up, "I'm here, y'all!"
The mammal scientist was on one of her tree branches strong enough to take her weight, before doing a backflip and jumping right in front of them with a thud.
"I'm glad you guys managed to come.
Patrick and Spongebob clapped their hands in applause, amazed by what Sandy said. The squirrel chuckled and smiled, proud and filled with pride.
"Pfft... I bet I can do that too." Pearl grunted.
"Yeah but you end up shaking the entire ocean if you do it?" Sandy smirked before bumping her shoulder onto Pearl thigh "Hahaha but anyway, you guys ready for some fun?"
"YEAH!" Patrick shouted out of glee.
"Um, yeah, sure, Sandy." SpongeBob said, unsure but was still happy.
'Huh, SpongeBob is different today...' Sandy thought before pushing it aside, 'Eh, I'm sure he'll go back into his old self'
"Heck, you know I'm in," Pearl said.
Sandy then walks by something that was conveniently placed with a white curtain that everyone only noticed now as she got ready to explain it to them.
"Let me ask you guys a question, have you ever dreamed of something nice but then you woke up and had no way to get back in even when you went back to sleep right away?"
"All the time, there was this one time I dreamed I was eating a double chocolate ice cream with extra icing but then I woke up when I was near done, talking about disappointment" Patrick said.
Both SpongeBob and Pearl looked at the pink star-fish in confusion before they shrugged.
"Well... Ummm, there was one... But, i-it's too embarrassing to say" SpongeBob said
"What? Did you dream they stopped making Krabby patties and you had to find a job that did not involve making burgers all day?" Pearl snickers.
"Ummm...Y-yeah, let's just go with that." SpongeBob said.
Of course, that wasn't his dream... At least, not this time. It was a different dream where he was enjoying BIG BIKINI BOOTY!
Sandy just rolls her eyes before she decides to remove the white sheet showing to her friends a highly technological piece of equipment with helmets attached to a few wires and a screen to monitor stats.
"This machine still doesn't have a name, but the prototype here has all the power to control dreams, just think of the possibilities. A world of imagination everytime you go to sleep and you can control it until it's time to wake up" She said, excited at the prospect.
"Woah..." SpongeBob and Patrick were in awe.
"Huh, Impressive Sandy." Pearl said, trying her best to sound like she was interested in science, even though she's not.
"I could have tried it up by myself but I wanted to gather more data by sharing each others ideas when in the dreamworld" Sandy said motioning to the larger helmet "These things read our brainwaves to know exactly what we are thinking"
"Cool!" Spongebob said, liking this was going before he stopped himself, remembering his recent dreams.
"Touch..." Patrick said, wanting to touch the beauty of science.
"No" Sandy said with a neutral face before smacking his hand with the delicacy of a Bearfish.
"OW!" Patrick said in pain.
"Hmmm...What if we end up thinking about something we don't want to share by accident? My brain thinks a lot of things, constantly" Pearl said, wanting to keep some of her thoughts private.
"I have to agree with Pearl on that..." SpongeBob added, also wanting to keep his thoughts private.
"Ah, come on, SpongeBob. I highly doubt you're thinking of anything bad in your brain," Patrick said, "If it was Sandy, kinda. Pearl, truly. Plankton, Krabs and Squidward, Absolutely! But you, impossible."
"Heh, t-thanks buddy" The sponge's face started to turn red, even Pearl took notice.
If only his best friend knew how his brain has been functioning recently he would not be so sure about that.
"You guys killed someone by any chance? Hahaha so secretive, but don't worry when inside we are all sharing a world with our thoughts so for any thoughts you guys have, we are going to show up on the dreamworld with a watch in our arms which is basically the connection we have with our helmets but in a different shape, there is a button that works as a Yes or No to any thoughts you might want to show" Sandy said trying to explain it "Basically think of it as your safety filter"
Both the sponge and the whale sighed in relief while the pink star just shrugged it off.
"Thank Neptune..."
"Eh, sounds nice"
"Question!" Patrick raised his hand.
"Yes Patrick you can think about food and eat if you want" Sandy said with a sigh.
"Frickin sweet!"
"Of course he wants to ask that question," Pearl giggled a bit.
"That's Patrick for ya" SpongeBob said with a smile.
"Ok yall, do you have any more questions before we start testing?" She asks
The three shook their heads in a no manner
"Then strap right in boys and girls, we are going for a ride!" She laughed.
Patrick was the first to scream out of excitement before grabbing something.
While Sandy tried to get Patrick to behave himself, the sponge looked at Pearl
"Ummm Pearl," The sponge whispered, only for her to hear, "Ummm, this sounds embarrassing to say, but umm, thanks for the email"
"Huh?" Pearl looks up her phone "Oh...yeah I guess I just wanted to make sure I tell you I was thankful I guess"
"It's fine... But you didn't have to put Sponge-Sweat-Rag in there, though" He said with his face turning red.
That was when the thicc-ass whale remembered how their trip at the mall turned out.
"Heh" She just laughs before putting her phone in her pocket "But it's pretty accurate of the events right?"
"Y-Yeah..." The sponge admitted, "I have to admit, that was something... having a kink like that." He whispered that last part, hoping that nobody heard that, but since Pearl had excellent hearing, she began to giggle again.
"I knew it...you are a little perv" She said while bending over to whisper in his ear "Aren't you? Mr. Squarepants"
The sponge's face turned even redder when she said, "I-I guess I am... Y-You do have a n-nice ass. But sorry about that. I wasn't trying to do anything bad to ya back at the mall."
"Look at you Spongebob, being all brave and flirty, its like your someone completely new" She said before straightening herself back up "Its like you finally got your balls to drop"
"Heh, thanks Hot-Stuff" Spongebob said with a smile, still embarrassed by what he just said.
"Watch your luck though Sponge boy, i'm still the daughter of your boss" She said playfully.
"R-Right, h-heh. Speaking of which, thank you for not telling him, or anyone else, about what happened at the mall"
"Are you nuts? If I told anyone what happened we would both be in a bad boat, not just you. Besides there was no point in doing so since you didn't really mean it"
The sponge then gently and quickly gave her a hug before letting go. "Thanks, Pearl. You really are good friend, even if you don't show it at times, heh"
"Yeah don't be all mushy on me now, let's go before the others ask where we are" She smiles a little before being back to her cool persona.
"You're the boss" Spongebob smiled as well before going back into his happy but "annoying" persona.
Back with Sandy she was doing the last configurations before putting the first helmet on Patrick's head.
"I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait, I can't wait!" Patrick said with excitement
"Stop moving so much Patrick, geez it's like you're a hyperactive child or something" Sandy said, as they managed to attach the helmet.
"HAHAHA! Sorry, it's just that I can't wait! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
'Neptune... Even SpongeBob isn't this annoying when we do this!' Sandy thought before pushing that hurtful comment aside, 'I can't believe I just thought of that. Sponge's a good friend'
The squirrel then pressed a few buttons and suddenly Patrick stayed still before falling asleep, drool already forming in his mouth.
"Thank Neptune!" Sandy said, seeing Patrick asleep. That was when she saw Pearl and SpongeBob coming. "Took you guys long enough. Did you two make up?" She giggled
"Made up? What do you mean? We were just having a conversation between two friends" Spongebob said, shrugging his arms.
"What he said..." Pearl said, also shrugging.
"Sure whatever you guys say, but anyway here" Motions to the helmets "Put these on and let's start"
"Yes ma'am" Both of them said before they walked to the helmets and put them on.
"Oh boy, this is so exciting right Pearl? I'm going to have so much fun" Spongebob said, feeling more giddy.
"Heh, you and I both, SpongeBob." Pearl said, smiling.
The two somewhat friends then put on the helmets like Sandy asked and wait for anything to happen.
"Hmmmm..." SpongeBob thought to himself after he put on his helmet
"Um, Sandy, is something supposed to happen?" Pearl asked.
"Yep in three...two...One!"
"I mean I don't really feel any-"
Spongebob then suddenly plopped down and started sleeping and so did Pearl but she made way more noise when falling.
"ZzZZzzzzzz..." Both the whale and the sponge started snoring while they sleep
"Hehehe, see you guys in a second" Sandy said before putting on a helmet herself.
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*Inside the Dreamworld*
Spongebob started to open his eyes and then yawned "Oooh man, geez did it work?"
He looked around where he was, and he could see a lot of jellyfish around him. 'Am I at the Jellyfish Fields?' He asked himself.
That was when the jellyfish went up to him and sat on top of his head. The sponge expected to be stung, but for some reason, it didn't happen.
"It's not stinging me..." SpongeBob said, amazed. He then realized that he's in the dreamworld.
"This is amazing!" He said as he grabbed the Jellyfish from his head and slightly shook its appendage like tentacle "I don't even get hurt cause all I wanna do with these little guys is be their friend" Spongebob was enjoying this.
This was true. In the real world, SpongeBob always tries to be their friend even though he tries to catch them with his nets. Most of the time, they're okay with it. Some of the way, they avoid him. They even sting him at one point or so. There was even one time where he actually made a friend in the blue jellyfish. They also once teamed to stop Mr. Krabs from extracting jelly from the jellyfishes since it kills them in an instant.
He also once took one jellyfish home with him as a pet. Of course, he was clearly against it at first because he had common sense not to bring a "dangerous animal", but since it showed its "nice" side, he couldn't say no. However, either way, it proved to be a fatal mistake in more ways than one. SpongeBob could never forget that fateful day...
"I wonder where Sandy and the others are"
Spongebob got up from where he was standing, letting the little Jellyfish go as it swimmed around, since there were more people here with him. Maybe what he had to do was look for something that had nothing to do with him.
"Hmmm...let me try"
He then starts to imagine something on his mind before hearing a beep, then looking at his arm seeing a tech like watch with the sign of a boat on it.
"Ah! I see, that's perfect. Lets try it" He said, before pressing it and then a new shining boat showed up.
"Wow! Amazing! Sandy, I love you!" The sponge said out loud before he closed his mouth with his hands. Of course, it's not like he hated her or anything. He truly does love her, but as a friend. Not to mention that the "wedding" between him and Sandy was just a stage-play.
However, unknown to him, someone was behind him.
"Ok, time to put this bad boy to a test. Man I can finally start driving, even if its in a dream"
Feeling excited he goes to open the door to the vehicle and sits on the as he takes in the smell of new brand transportation.
"Hehehehe! Can't wait for this!" The sponge was getting excited to drive. That was when someone called his name.
"Hope you're not going without me, SpongeBoy"
"Huh?!" Spongebob turned around to see who it was "Y-You were here?"
"Of course I was," The person said, winking at him. That person was the thicc texas woman herself, Sandy Cheeks!
"I was expecting to see some land dweller things up ahead of me before finding you Sandy, why are you the only one here on my part of the dream and not anyone else?" He asked, curious.
"Well, I decided to check everyone else's dreams before I went to yours," She began, "I went to Patrick's dream... And it was just him enjoying food. I went to Pearl's dream next, but she was having a tea party. Just got bored after I went to their dreams..." She finished.
"A...tea party?" Spongebob thought that was weird, since Pearl was too old for stuff like that anymore "Are you sure? Well Do you think we can get there if I travel through mine?"
"I think so" Sandy said, "You can travel through many dreams since we used the helmets"
"Many? Not just us? We are the only ones using the helmets"
"True. Anyway, let's go" Sandy said, getting in the car, "Nice vehicle SpongeBob!"
"Thanks, I have one in real life too just you wait"
Spongebob then grabbed his keys and started the engine, letting out a loud roaring sound ready to go, then he stepped on it!
"Let 's go!"
"YAHOOOOOOO!" Sandy cheered!
*Pearl's Dream*
People would've likely expected her to have a tea party or hang out with mermaids. However, that was far from the truth.
"PEARL! PEARL! PEARL!" All the fans were chanting her name.
"HAHAHA! Yeah! Keep chanting my name!" Pearl said, lifting her hands up, enjoying herself "This is just the start of it"
You might be wondering why they're chanting her name. Well, let's just say that they're huge fans of her and her amazing thicc body and booty! For she had just suplexed a large sea bear into the mat with a nice technique and pose as she was wearing a professional wrestling attire.
The large sea bear tried to get up, but she was weakened from the fight and can only hold on to the left side of the ring. Pearl noticed and smirked, decided to do the finishing move.
"Hope you like ass, furry face... Because you're about to get a mouthful of it!" Pearl declared, slapping her ass in front of her opponent.
What Pearl failed to notice is that what she was doing was so loud and boisterous that it became easy to find by her friends who were driving by the sound of it.
"You hear this? It's like a party is happening" Spongebob said.
"Looks like a wrestling match!" Sandy started with a smile. She loved sees these, "I always watch these back at Texas!"
"Huh, but whose dream is this? Do we have any friends that enjoy Wrestling? Besides you now that I heard of it"
"True," Sandy agreed before seeing a familiar figure squishing the female sea bear's face with her booty, "T-That's Pearl!"
Spongebob stops the car and just ahead among the crowd he sees Pearl grinding her giant ass left and right onto the poor Sea Bear who seemingly already gave up as it hits the mat, unable to go head to head with the whale.
"I'm the alpha in this sea!" She screamed.
"PEARL! PEARL PEARL! PEARL!" The crowd cheered for her. The whale enjoyed the cheers and chanting, hearing her name. She even saw one of them wanted her autograph, and he was a cute little guy.
"M-Miss Pearl?" The dude began, "M-May I have your autograph?"
"Why of course little fella, who would I be without all of you my amazing fans" Pearl said with a smile.
The little fish dude gave her a piece of paper and she signed her name on it and then, much to the guy's surprise, she placed a kiss next to her signed name on his autograph as well.
"W-woah!" The dude was shocked to see the least.
Everyone else was jealous that he had something like that done for his autograph, something that amazing was worth making it an heirloom.
"U-Ummm," The dude stuttered, trying to find the right words without sounding like a pervert, "T-Thank you, Miss Pearl."
"Your welcome kid, pass by anytime"
"Pearl!" A sudden loud voice from a certain Sponge takes notice.
"Oh shit..." Pearl muttered, hoping that it wasn't him.
"Pearl!" Another loud voice from a certain thicc-texas-ass Squirrel.
"Her too?!"
The crowd of fans suddenly take a step back, some left and others right making a path as only the two of them can be seen.
"Hey there, looks like we found you. Man is this what you dream of? Looks amazing" Spongebob said.
"Yeah! And I can see that you did a number on that poor Sea Bear" Sandy noticed, watching how the female sea bear tried to get back up.
Some of the boys noticed the sponge.
"Hey, that's the sponge who saved the city from the green germ" One of them said, recalling how Spongebob saves Bikini Bottom from Plankton.
While they were saying hi to him, others noticed how amazing Sandy was.
"That girl looks adorable," The black fish said.
"I know... She's so hot" A lesbian orange clownfish said.
"Uhm..Pearl are you making them act like this?" Spongebob asked.
"They seem to have memories of previous events" Sandy said.
"So, um, what are you guys doing here?" Pearl asked, wanting to know why they showed up.
"You forgot? We are all connected. Sure we didn't fall into the same place but we are connected, just have to find the right path that's all" Sandy said as she took a look around her surroundings 'Did she do the tea party only as a test though?' She thought.
"Oh, right... Hehe, I forgot. You know I'm not that good at science stuff" Pearl said with an innocent smile.
That was when the female Sea Bear finally got up and walked towards the whale from behind
"Hey... Hot-Stuff!" The sea bear said, getting Pearl's attention, "N-Not bad. And you got a nice ass"
"Wait, can I talk?" Spongebob said, surprised.
"And are you complimenting your butt?" Sandy raised an eyebrow
"Hey! It's my dream! What's wrong with that?!" Pearl yelled.
"We're not judging ya, Pearl, we're just confused and shit..."
"I agree..." Sandy said.
That was when the people started chanting Pearl's name again, wanting her to fight another wrestler.
"Welp! Looks like everything is ok here, me and Spongebob are going to check Patrick's dream to see if anything changed, you want to tag along? You seem to be quite busy now" Sandy offered.
"Hmmm, I guess I can tag along," Pearl said before turning to her fans, "Don't worry, everyone! Your Queen will return right after this little trip with her friends"
Everyone looked disappointed that they weren't going to see more action, some even looking dejected but they would survive, for her.
"Bye Pearl!" Everyone said, giving her a heart-warming farewell. The little guy who got his autograph also gave the whale a gentle hug.
"Please come back soon." The little cutie fish said with a smile
Pearl joins Sandy and Spongebob as the sponge uses his imagination to make the Boat big enough for Pearl to fit in but still easy for him to drive.
"Woah!" Pearl was amazed.
"Hehe, thanks." SpongeBob said.
*Patrick's dream*
"I like this mechanic Sandy. It's like I can do anything I put my mind on, just like when you did that wrestling ring Pearl" Spongebob said.
"Yeah, I thought something would go bad because that's what usually happens in science movies but it's pretty nice" She admitted.
"Yeah, it is," Pearl smiled, "Gotta say, Sandy, this is the best invention you have yet!"
That was when the trio finally made it into Patrick's dream.
"We're here!" Spongebob said, noticing tons of food everywhere, "Woah... That's a lot of food..."
"Of course Patrick would dream about food" Pearl shakes her head "What else was there to expect? Some plot twist?"
"Well we should be careful though, who knows what the mechanism of his mind can do when he is loose of any restrain" Sandy said, more serious.
"True..." SpongeBob agreed. Of course, he's not saying that Sandy's machines always mess up, but they do have a tad of mistakes inside of them sometimes.
"Patrick? Patrick, old buddy? Where are you?" The sponge called out his best friend's name.
While they were looking for him, the pizza sauce and cheese were forming into something behind them.
"Umm, do you guys hear something?" Pearl asked, worried once she heard strange and weird noises.
"All I can hear and smell is food so not really" Sandy said, rubbing her head.
"I wonder if this tastes good," Spongebob said, looking at a huge krabby Patty at a distance.
"Wow, that's one big Krabby Patty" Sandy said, amazed.
"Heh, gotta admit, it really is." Pearl agreed.
"Ha... Ha... Ha" A laugh echoed. The trio turned around and saw what it was.
It was a huge pizza monster with arms and legs
"ARGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Monster!" Spongebob was the first one to scream.
"Holy Texas crackers, it's made out...of pizza?" Sandy said, raising an eyebrow.
"Pfft you chumps scared of this? I can take a bite out of this thing and be done with it in a second" Pearl said, fearless.
The pizza monster was about to attack everyone inside of the car, but the thicc-ass whale took a huge bite out of its arms while Sandy and SpongeBob got out of the car.
"ACK!" The pizza monster screamed in pain.
"HA! See?" Pearl states with confidence.
The sponge already started clapping while Sandy was watching the Pizza Monster regenerating his arm back with ease.
"Um, Pearl... You might want to take another look"
Pearl turned back around and saw the monster getting his arm back.
"Hmmm?"
She notices that the monster did not seem to be bothered by what she did to him.
"Great, it can do that. Not only is this pizza topping not my favorite, i cant keep eating it, i need to keep my figure"
"Seriously?" Sandy deadpanned.
The sponge giggled a bit, "Sandy, if you were like Pearl, you would understand" He said.
Sandy only gave him an annoyed look, "Hey! Unlike Pearl here, I'm not shallow or spoiled!"
"Exact-Wait WHAT?! Sandy you lit-" Pearl was interrupted.
Before this could become a fight between the two of them suddenly the monster was eaten whole by what seemed to be a pink savior.
And the Sponge knew exactly who it was, "PATRICK!" SpongeBob cheered and hugged him.
"Hey, SpongeBob!" Patrick said, hugging his face back before looking at Sandy and Pearl, "Why are you two so upset?"
"By Neptune Patrick, did you wish for a bigger mouth so you could shove more food up your face or what?" Pearl asked, feeling disgusted at what she saw.
The Star Fish then laughed, "HA! Better than being a shallow and spoiled brat all the time!" He said, striking a nerve.
Sandy and Spongebob Gasped at what their friend just said, the usual Patrick would never have the guts or vocabulary to say that to someone like Pearl, especially knowing what she was capable of.
"D-Did he just...?" SpongeBob was shocked to say the least.
"Yep... He did" Sandy confirmed.
The whale then started walking towards the pink starfish in anger, "Why you little..." She growled before running towards him, intending to grab and straggle him. However, when she tried to, he quickly dodged the attack with surprising speed.
"HUH?!" The three of them were shocked to see Patrick move that fast.
"Pretty cool, right?" Patrick asked, hoping that would impress his friends.
"Whoa! Patrick you're like…fast and stuff, like you have actual body coordination" Sandy said, interested in it.
"Of course my dear Sandy, you seem her size? All you gotta do is sidestep" Patrick said with a laugh.
"Uhm...did you change anything about yourself buddy?" Spongebob asked.
"Humph..." Pearl grunted, still not liking how the pink starfish insulted her.
"Oh, by the way, sorry that I said that you were spoiled and shallow, Pearl. I really didn't mean that. I only said it to get you angry." He said.
"Hmmmm, I think about forgiving you... If you don't call me that again!" She screamed at him in the end.
"I-I promise!" Patrick stuttered in fear.
"So, Patrick, what's it like in your dream?" SpongeBob asked.
"Oh it's the best buddy, just like paradise, I got everything I could ever want right here. Good food, comfort and no one to tell me what to do"
"Heh, glad you feel that way, Patrick!"
"Aren't we all?" Both Sandy and Pearl said while rolling their eyes.
"What about you Sandy? What did you make?" Patrick asks.
The squirrel then chuckled, "Well, that's a surprise, my pink friend"
"Awwwnn but I'm curious, I bet it's Texas right?" He said.
"Something like that, hehe" Sandy said with a smirk
"Come now Sandy you saw all of our dreams, what do we need to do so you can show us yours?" Spongebob said, trying to negotiate.
"Hmmmmmm, okay, okay," Sandy states," Guess I could show you mine" She said with a smirk and a wink.
"Hooray!" Patrick said, excited.
"Thanks Sandy, we are really just curious," Spongebob said.
"No problem!" She said, "Believe me, you'll love it!"
"I hope so," Pearl said with a bit of disinterest.
Everyone walks back towards Spongebob's new imaginary Car in which he had to modify for everyone to sit on.
"Is everyone ready?"
"READY!"
"Then, let 's go!"
The car went fast as lightning as they went to their next desired place.
*Sandy Cheeks' Dreamland*
Once they finally reached where they wanted to go, they saw lots of things that got them excited! Well, the trio at least. Pearl just yawned out of boredom.
"Huh, that's a lot of robots..." The whale said, trying her best to sound like she's interested in this dreamworld they're in right now.
"Of course, these are the best bots my mind could conjure and each one of them has a special function to help the world" Sandy said, proud of herself "One day I make them a reality"
"I don't know Sandy, dont robots usually go evil and against their masters?" Spongebob said.
"Yeah... I've seen those in movies!" Patrick said before getting confused, "Uhhhhh... Oh!" He then remembered, "First, they act all nice, then they turn and try to kill us all!"
"Maybe it's because they are A.I and evolve super quickly and then they see us as being imperfect and try to kill all organic life" Spongebob said, shivering as he always feared smart evil robots.
"Those do happen a lot," Sandy admits before getting to the point, "However, unlike all scientists that were either jerks, scumbags or overlords, I'll treat them with respect, kindness and full of love. That way, they won't betray me."
"What if one of them decides they are better than you and do it anyway?" Pearl was the one who said "Machines can be cocky, arrogant or selfish too right? Maybe they will call you inferior since they are machines who evolve fast and you dont for being organic"
"You're right on that... I'm going to have to go back to the notes."
"Hey, Sandy, is there ummm... more than this?" Patrick asked.
"Of course! And believe me, this one will knock all of your socks off!" Sandy stated.
"Um, but I don't wear socks..."
The squirrel then face palmed her face (mostly her helmet, but softly) and looked at her spongey friend, "SpongeBob, take us there please"
"You got it!" SpongeBob said, starting the car again and driving along.
After driving a few minutes, they saw a lot of trees, horses, cows, cowboys, cowgirls, etc.
"Wow! This place looks amazing!" SpongeBob said before noticing something, "Hey, I can still breathe, and we're not underwater!"
Sandy chuckles and speaks proudly, "Welcome to Texas!"
"But, we've been at that pla-" Patrick was about to say before the squirrel stopped him.
"Don't ruin the moment"
"So this is your homeland huh? It's quite interesting" Pearl said, squinting her eyes and rubbing her chin "What do you guys do here for fun?"
"Oh! I bet we use lassos on things and say Ye-hah!" Patrick said, getting out of Sandys grasp.
"Well, yeah! We do that!" Sandy said, annoyed with the pink starfish before whispering something in Pearl's ear, "They also have a little strip club here as well"
"oOOOH?" Pearl was interested now "I wonder how you guys operate them haha"
"Oh, you'll love them~" Sandy said with a smirk before they finally got to the strip club," And here we are.
"Uhhhhh... What's this?" Patrick was confused as ever.
'I liked him better at his dreamworld' Sandy said to herself
"This, my friend, is the Texas Bottom Club!" The cute guard said.
"Hmm?" Spongebob looked at the source of the voice before looking at the place and name, and just exactly what that entailed "Uhm...Sandy is this the right place?" He said, blushing.
"Sure is!" She said proudly before walking up to the cute guard, "Been awhile"
"It sure has, and I see you have a couple of friends and-! Holy..." He was saying, taking notice of a sponge and a starfish before laying his eyes onto a huge sexy round-ass whale.
"Sup" Pearl said with a smug look on her face "Fancy place you got going here, mind if we take a look inside"
"O-Of course! A friend of Sandy is a friend of mine! C-Come in!" He stopped himself and opened the door for them.
"Thanks sir!" Patrick said, quickly getting in!
"Hey, no running!" The guard yelled after him, "That's some starfish..."
"You're telling me," SpongeBob said, getting in next.
Sandy was the next to go as well, before Pearl went last, while swaying her hips on purpose! However, that was when she got stuck in the door.
"Shit..." Pearl groaned.
"Of course..." Sandy shook her head "I saw that from a Mile away, looks like we are gonna have to push" Sandy said rolling up her sleeves "You too guard, Spongebob! you and Patrick grab her arms and help too"
"Yes ma'am!" SpongeBob and Patrick said and gently grabbed Pearl's arms.
"Did you wash your hands, Patrick?" Pearl asked in a serious tone.
"Yes!" The pinkstar starfish said before whispering as quiet as possible, "no..."
However, while everyone was ready, the cute guard wasn't ready yet. Mostly because he was afraid.
"U-Ummm," He saw how huge Pearl looked up and down, before staring at her ass by accident and turning his head away, "Miss Sandy, for some reason, my hands can't reach her back. Even if I get there, I don't think it'll be much help."
"It's alright, you just have to put her hands on, ummm, you know." Sandy chuckles a bit.
The guard's face blushed a lot, but he wasn't a pervert. So he decided to ask, in the most nicest way possible without sounding like a creep, "U-Um, Misses Whale, p-permission to... y-you know"
"Ugh! Whatever, just do it and push anyway, it's not like I can do anything from this position. Unless you're all ok with my busting up this door all over the place" Pearl said, feeling annoyed and embarrassed that her phat ass got stuck on the entrance, she hated when that happened.
"Y-Yes ma'am!" The guard quickly closed his eyes and put his hands onto the whale's ass.
"Okay, everyone! PUSH!" Sandy said, and everyone started pushing.
Right now, Pearl was in her thought process. She couldn't believe that she was allowing some dude to touch her ass just to get her out of the door! Sure, he wasn't trying to be a pervert/creep but still. Hell, she'd rather have SpongeBob be behind her and push her ass out, and that's saying something.
Sandy arms bulk "Ok guts..almost there, just...a little more"
"Geez Pearl, you're so heavy and I am only pulling your arm" Patrick said.
"Shut up Patrick! You're calling me fat?" Pearl said, angry.
"No, im calling you heavy, there is a difference between heavy and fat" He said with a know it all tone.
'Don't give me different crap!' Pearl yelled in her head.
"Keep... Everybody!" SpongeBob said, still pulling Pearl's other arm.
That was when they finally got her out of there.
"WHOA!"
Pearl lost her balance and fell on the ground when finally out and shook the whole place thanks to her dummy thick proportions.
"Holy shit! Miss Whale, are you okay?" The cute guard asked, opening his eyes and seeing her on the floor.
"Ummm...Yeah i'm ok"
She stands up slowly, one foot at the time but then feels something stuck to her chest.
"Ummm, h-has everyone seen SpongeBob?" Patrick asked.
"Ummm...I think I know where he is... Hehe" Sandy chuckles a bit.
"UUuh..." Spongebob groaned in slight pain as he had just been plastered across Pearl's chest.
Pearl had to admit, Spongebob did look a little cute between her chest 'Heh, adorable~' However, she still wanted to keep appearances so she quickly grabbed the sponge and threw it towards Patrick who surprisingly caught him.
"Got ya, best buddy!" Patrick said.
That was when the whale started to turn around, intending to guard a piece of her mind before she saw the $1000 dollars he was holding towards her direction.
"Uhm...what is that for?" She asked, not sure what to make of this situation and the money.
"This is for understanding about me having to... y-you know," The guard stuttered, still blushing, "Also, sorry about that. I wasn't trying to do something like that."
"Dude! Are you seriously giving her all that money as some sort of compensation? Maybe you should get stuck more often Pearl" Patrick laughed.
Pearl then gave Patrick a death glare before turning to the guard and patted his head.
"Keep it, you did your job that's all there is to it"
The guard sighed in relief. "T-Thank you, ma'am. You guys have a great time at the Texas Bottom Club." He then headed outside before he looked back at the whale, "U-Um, y-you do have an amazing ass, Miss Whale." That was when he saw her smirking while she continued to walk with her friends.
"Everywhere you go, people just are fascinated about your bottom huh?" Spongebob said, now back in shape 'But since this is Sandy's dream does that mean she likes Pearl's ass?' He thought about it.
"Eh, I don't blame the guy. I mean, I do have an amazing ass, don't I?" Pearl said, as she whispered that last part in SpongeBob's ear.
"U-Umm, y-yeah..." SpongeBob stuttered, still remembering that incident back at the mall.
''You guys thirsty?" Sandy suddenly offered "Since we are here I want to show you all a good time"
"Yeah!" Patrick started with a smile, wanting some drinks before seeing some Strippers that were coming from the other room, "Woah..."
They were squirrels too but these were different from the type Sandy was,they were wearing skimpy outfits and looking confident.
"Woah, Sandy, they look just like ya," Patrick stated.
"Actually Patrick, they are Fox Squirrels, I am an American Squirrel whose heart is on texas!"
"Oh..."
"Heh, gotta say, they look good, but not as good as me" Pearl smirked. However, one of the fox squirrels heard what she said.
"Hey, look girls... Sandy brought a few of her friends" One of them said, "Well a few freak friends, but still"
"So, Sandy, who's the huge brat?" The next one asked.
"Freak? where!" Patrick said, looking around.
"Huge brat?!" Pearl said, feeling angry again
"Now, there is no need for name calling," Spongebob said, trying to act calm.
The strippers then saw SpongeBob.
"Awww, he looks adorable~"
"He sure is~"
"Eh? Me?" Spongebob said, pointing at himself, not sure they meant him.
"Yep!" All of them said, with glee in their eyes
"Pfft! I'm not adorable" He said, straightening his back "I'm a man ladies"
The strippers giggled before leaving, "Bye handsome!~"
"Wow, SpongeBob, looks like the girls like ya" Sandy spoke with a smirk.
"Oh, please, he just has a few fans..." Pearl grunted. Of course, she didn't care, but it could still hurt her pride if someone is teasing her "favorite" sponge friend.
"I have no idea what's going on." Patrick stated.
The strippers giggled before leaving, "Bye handsome!~"
"Wow, SpongeBob, looks like the girls like ya" Sandy spoke with a smirk.
"Oh, please, he just has a few fans..." Pearl grunted.
Of course, she didn't care, but it could still hurt her pride if someone is teasing her "favorite" sponge friend.
"I have no idea what's going on." Patrick stated.
"Lets just order something Patrick, you understand food right?" Sandy offered.
"Yeah! Let's go! Food, food food!" Patrick started with a smile, following Sandy.
The sponge then looked at the whale, who was feeling down for some reason, "P-Pearl, are you okay?"
"Yeah I'm fine, just hungry, that's all. I didn't have breakfast today so i'm a bit touchy" She said with a grunt.
"O-okay," Spongebob nodded, deciding not to upset her than she already is.
The four friends then got to the food and drink section.
"Ok Sandy this is an interesting chance to get some of that Texas food! What do you suggest?" Spongebob said, quickly trying to get some food, maybe Pearl would feel better.
"Heh, I'm going to get the nut surprise~" Sandy states with a smirk.
"I just want some food!" Patrick said, licking his lips.
"Okay, buddy... What about you, Pearl?"
"Uhm..." Pearl looks at the names "I don't know what any of this means, the words feel ok but what even is it?"
"For some reason... I don't even know" SpongeBob admits.
"That's because this is food for those who don't live under the sea!" Sandy laughs "How about you try some chicken wings?"
"Hmm, fine," Pearl said, just wanting to eat and get over it.
"Sure" Spongebob replied with a smile.
"HECK YEAH!" Patrick screamed in joy
"Hey Sandy, what is the Nut Surprise? Let me guess, a nut pie?" Pearl smirked.
"Heh, got it on your first try, Pearl," Sandy returned the smirk, "But that's the first part of it"
"Hahaha! You're so obvious" Pearl giggled.
The girls giggled some more when the Chicken Wings finally arrived.
"Here you go. Chicken Wings for our guests." The waiter said, handing out the wings to the four of them before looking at Sandy, "The Nut Surprise is almost ready"
"No worries there partner I can wait" Sandy said with a smile.
"Let's test some of that dream food" Pearl Said, grabbing a chicken wing which was surprisingly big for her thanks to their situation and proceeds to chew on it.
After a few minutes of chewing it, the whale's eyes lit up.
"DAMN!" Pearl exclaimed after swallowing it, "This is some good stuff, even if it's a dream!"
"Told ya, we surface folk have some good grub when you give a chance" Sandy smirked.
"I remember when Mr. Krabs tried some corn...he was not a fan," Spongebob said.
"Well, Krabs Is just an old dude, buddy," Patrick started, already eating three chicken wings, "Besides, this is some good stuff.
"Hey! Those are mine!" Pearl said, angry because Patrick was eating her wings.
"Huh? Oh! yeah they are so much bigger..." He said before going back to eating it "hmm...spicy"
Pearl was so angry that she was just about to hit him until the waiter came back with Sandy's order, "The Nut Surprise, Miss Sandy~" He said, placing the pie, the ice cream and the cake next to her.
"Ooohhh yeah! I missed this, now let's test it to see if it tastes just as great as I remember" Sandy said with a wide smile and actually looking for it like a little kid.
The pink starfish was just about to touch it, but Spongebob grabbed his arm, not wanting him to anger the squirrel. Speaking of which, the squirrel took a piece of her pie and opened her mouth. Once she took a bite, her eyes lit up.
Gasps in astonishment "OOoohhhh..." She starts drooling "I'm going to devour this like a rabid coyote!"
*10 minutes later...*
SpongeBob and Patrick were eating cheeseburgers while Sandy was still eating her pie, ice cream and cake, and Pearl was still getting her spicy wings. While that was happening, one of the strippers was taking a look at the whale's THICC ass.
"S-So big..." The shy stripper drooled a bit.
"Ahhhn..." Pearl said as she patted her gut "Man I wonder if we have an equivalent to chicken under the sea because that was delicious"
"Hehe, maybe they do~" Sandy replied with a smirk, eyeing one of the strippers that were staring at her whale friend.
"This is awesome! Thanks Sandy!" Patrick shouted in glee, hugging the squirrel.
"Heh, no problem, Patrick"
"You guys are done eating? Cause I am" Spongebob said with a smile as he used a toothpick.
"It was so good!" Patrick said, "I'm finished!"
"Same here," Sandy replied.
"I guess so," Pearl replied as well.
Spongebob looks at her "What? Still hungry Pearl?"
"Not really, but I feel like someone is watching me," She admits.
"Well to be fair Pearl you do know why everyone looks at you right?" Sandy said with a wink.
Pearl chuckles a bit. It was true, she was the amazing sight everyone can stare at. "Yeah, true" She slapped her ass while smirking, "I kinda do wanna know who it is though~"
"So, anything else you guys wanna do?" Spongebob knew that there were other things they could do here but they felt a bit too adult and while they were adults, he didn't want to be the one to suggest it.
"Ummm... Uhhhh, how about we watch the show?" Patrick suggested, thus shocking Sandy, SpongeBob and Pearl
"The show? You mean...that type of show?" Spongebob asked, wanting to make sure he said that and meant it.
"Yeah, I meant that," Patrick said, wanting to see the strippers in action.
"Yikes Patrick, I never knew you were going to be this prevy~" Pearl smirked, making fun of him.
"We are literally in a place where stuff like that happens, it would be rude to leave without appreciating the fine art of dancing right Spongebob?" Patrick smirks, poking his friend with his elbow.
"U-Ummm, y-yeah, hehe" SpongeBob did a fake smile while sweating. Of course, it would be rude to leave, but right now, he wanted to leave as soon as possible.
"ATTENTION EVERYONE!" The man shouted to get everyone's attention, "Today, the Fox Squirrels have a show just for ya! Hit it, ladies~!"
"Well...looks like you're gonna get your wish, better hold on to your seat boys, these girls know how to make a show" Sandy said with a devious smirk.
Smoke starts to come out from the entrance where the girls were meant to come out and the lights were dimmed.
That was when the lights were turning on, one-by-one. Each time one light turned on, it would show a stripper standing in a sexy pose.
"Whooa..." Patrick said, looking really interested about now.
"Okay, I admit... This is getting good" SpongeBob said, getting interested as well.
'I could do better' Pearl thought for a moment but didnt do anything besides watching too.
The Fox Squirrels then started dancing and twerking, almost earning all the men's attention. One of them wanted a kiss from them, but one of the strippers only hit his head gently because he was acting like a pervert and she didn't want to hurt him too much.
"Oh right, warning for everyone." The man that started the show, "You guys can look at them, but y'all can't touch them! That's the rule here!"
"Sounds simple enough to follow right...Patrick?" Spongebob said to his friend, trying to see if he gets it since he could be a bit stupid sometimes.
"Hey!" Patrick was a bit offensive, "I know I can be a bit... Silly at times, but even I know not to be a pervert"
While the fox squirrel strippers continued to dance for everyone's enjoyment, the shy one (who was looking at the whale's ass a moment ago before the show) started to dance towards Pearl before kissing her on the lips!
"Whoa!" Sandy said, shocked.
"What?!" Spongebob said in awe.
"OOOOH AWWOGA!" Patrick said, acting like a old time cartoon whistling and everything.
After the kiss, the shy stripper quickly went all the way back into her place and the show continued as planned, although the strippers weren't angry at her because it caught everyone's attention which meant they got more money.
"P-Pearl? Y-You okay?" SpongeBob asked, hoping that his whale friend wasn't too angry.
Pearl was too shocked to be angry to say the least. She didn't expect someone to have the guts to kiss her straight forward.
"Whoa...Sandy you didn't tell me your dreams were all about strippers in Texas that wanted to kiss Pearl...you're kinky" Patrick smirked, finding the scene that just happened to be really sexy.
"Yeah, it was awesome and hot!" Sandy replied before seeing Pearl getting out of her seat, "Going somewhere, Pearl? And what's that you're holding?" She noticed the pink ticket.
"Oh? Nothing much Sandy, don't you worry. I'm just going to have a nice conversation with the ladies over there and how great they did the show" Pearl said with a smirk that went ear to ear.
"Hmm, okay," The squirrel shrugged while SpongeBob feared that the whale might do something reckless... However, he was more interested in something else.
"Don't do anything crazy, Pearl" Spongebob replied, however, Pearl was already gone.
"Sponge-Dude, forget Pearl, think about the girls! it was an amazing show!" Patrick said eagerly.
"Yes Patrick it was really good and so was the food, I wonder though how long until we return to the real world? Was Sandy ever set a timer?"
"I...I might've forgotten to set the time," She admits, "But let's just wait for Pearl to come back whatever she's going to do after that"
"What?! But...is that alright? We can leave anytime right?" Spongebob asked, worried.
"I guess, but let's just wait for Pearl for now, okay?"
"Awww, but things were getting interesting! I can't leave yet!" Patrick states.
"I was not asking to leave Patrick I was just worried of the possibility of being stuck on the dream world forever" Spongebob said 'I wonder what Pearl is doing'
At the back of the Strippers' Club, the shy stripper's head was in between of the whale's thicc cheeks!
"Awwnwnn whats the problem? Having trouble breathing? I cant start to imagine what that's like hahaha" Pearl laughed while twerking, clapping her cheeks on her face.
"MMmmmfffffpppppp!" The shy stripper's words were muffling due to Pearl twerking her ass onto her face. She then started slurping and eating her ass out.
"You little bitch, kissing me like that out of the blue, I don't care if you're just a memory, no one gets the drop on me" She said, slapping her wide ass and making it jiggle.
"mmmmm~ oh, oh yes! Yes, goddess! Treat me like your bitch!" The shy stripper exclaimed, like being dominated by a thicc ass.
'You have some kinky bitches in your memories Sandy' Pearl laughed "You and I are going to be here for a good long while"
"Yes Mistress~" She then placed a big kiss onto her left ass cheek.
Apparently Pearl wanted to use her ticket to give the arrogant stripper a taste of what it felt like to mess with her so out of the blue.
After a few hours, the stripper was covered in ass sweat, whale sweat, etc.
Pearl is drinking some water "Phew...ok lets see...shoving your face in my ass? Check. Twerking over your face? Check. Sitting on your face like it was a chair as I talk about my life? Check. Ok then! Looks like I did all that I had to do"
"T-That was awesome," The stripper said before she burped, "How amazing are you?"
"Yes" She simply said "No go take a shower, you smell like ass sweat. Next time I won't be so nice"
"Y-Yes Mistress" She said, liking the way Pearl talked to her. She then got into the shower.
'Hmm...How long have I been here? Better go back to the others before they start to get suspicious' She smirked before walking away.
Back with the others, they were getting to leave while Patrick packed up some food with him, even though Sandy and SpongeBob told him many times not to because it's just a dream
"I eat in this way geez!" Patrick groaned.
"Whatever, let's just wait fo-" Sandy was about to say until Pearl appeared out of nowhere, "OH! Pearl, you're here."
"Where have you been?" SpongeBob asked.
"Oh, just talking to some of the girls, they seem to like me. But I took too long, right? My bad, but here I am now, and things have gotten better already huh?" She smoked.
"Welp, glad you and the girls got along and didn't cause a fuss" Sandy exclaimed.
"Me? Cause a fuss?" Pearl said in a mocking, hurtful tone, "When have I ever caused a fuss?"
"Everytime!" Patrick said, while listing out other things, "Mocking Sandy's ummm smartness, saying rude things about SpongeBob and always being bratty to your dad."
"Oh yeah? Well at least I don't live under a rock with nothing but sand and empty thoughts to give me company" Pearl said with a grunt.
"Eh, I'd take that anyday" Patrick said, trying to act smart.
"You know what? No food for you then!"
Pearl then grabs the bag Patrick had made for him and just tossed all the food into her mouth before chewing it like the whale she was and down her gullet, since this was a dream she would not gain weight from.
"HEY! That's not fair!" Patrick whined before Spongebob stopped him.
"Patrick, let's stop, okay? Pearl is a well-rounded person. Besides, it's mostly our fault for annoying her in the past" SpongeBob said, trying to solve everything peacefully. This also made the whale actually smile in delight, seeing that someone besides her "fake friends" were defending her.
"GUYS! This is all part of memories ok? Anyway we are about to go back in 3...2...1!" Sandy made the count down.
That was when the four of them disappeared from thin air in digital fashion style.
*Back in the real world*
The four of their minds were back into working matter and they took their helmets off.
"That... Was... AWESOME" Patrick screamed in glee.
"Yeah! Whoa Sandy this is by far one of your best inventions, it was literally a mindtrip" Spongebob said before laughing.
"Awww, thanks guys," She said while hugging the sponge and the star, "So, how was the dream trip for you, Pearl?"
"It was pretty fun when I was doing my own thing, but yeah so many things felt real like there was no difference between that world and ours, unless you do something crazy" Pearl said with a grin "Also you can have a lot of fun with no consequences right?"
"True that" The both of them did a fist-bump together, "So, guys, what was your favorite dream trip?"
"Your dream was my favorite Sandy!" Patrick stated, which surprised everyone.
"Because it had strippers and food in it?" Spongebob grinned "I mean it kinda makes sense we all like yours huh Sand? To be fair we didn't spend too much time on the others"
"Hehe, true." Sandy laughed a bit, "Welp, I'm glad you guys liked my invention. We should do it again shortly"
''Hmm...Did you check the battery of the machine though?" Patrick said "I'm not a genius but if this was a test like, uhm...is it still ok?"
"Woah, Patrick, you're starting to surprise me" Sandy said with a smile, "But, yeah, I better check if the battery is doing okay."
The science squirrel then went to the back with Patrick following her. That was when SpongeBob looked at Pearl. "So, Pearl, what did you use the ticket for? I know it's not my business, but I'm just curious."
The whale only giggled and smirked. She could tell him if she wanted to, since she knew very well that SpongeBob can keep a secret, but she wanted to hold all the fun to herself.
"Oh I just used to tell that stripper who kissed me how bad it was to kiss someone without their permission, let's just say that I made SURE she understood, up close and personal" Pearl said, winking at him.
The sponge's face turned bright red like a tomato, out of embarrassment and in fear. He can kinda guess what she did and it must've been crazy, "Y-You sat on her face, did ya?" He whispered.
"Maybe I did...Maybe I didn't...Why? You take me for someone who would simply sit on anyone's face? huhuhuhu''
"Ummm, k-kinda" He said in the nicest way possible. Before they could get into more conversation, Patrick and Sandy came back.
"So, the battery is okay, everyone," Sandy confirmed.
"Remarkable!" Spongebob said with a smile, changing the subject from a few moments ago "I thought it would be burnt or something"
"I thought so, too. Hey, Patrick, thanks for the thumbs-up."
"No problem, Sandy," Patrick said with a smile.
"Welp, guess this is goodbye for now, right?" Pearl asked.
"Wait...how long did we spend there and how much time has actually run here?" Spongebob asked.
The pink-star looked at the sky, seeing the moon, "Wow... We spent the whole day in that machine"
"Well, I'll be damned! We actually did!" Sandy was shocked to say the least.
"Ah shit, I gotta grab my phone, bet my dad is sending me a lot of messages asking where I am" Pearl said, annoyed.
She went towards the table where she left her phone while she and Spongebob were talking about "something" at the time. Once she checked her phone, her thoughts were corrected because her father sent her more than one hundred messages.
"Typical, cant have his daughter out for half a day he loses his shit. Well guys it has been fun but I better get home before my dad calls the police or has a heart attack, since he is old and stuff. Until then feel free to call me again for anything fun" The big booty whale said, before walking towards the exit.
"Bye Pearl!" Everyone said happily.
"Well, I better head to sleep too, gotta do some things tomorrow" Patrick said, heading towards the exit as well.
"Bye, Patrick!" SpongeBob said before turning his attention to the next big booty-ass squirrel, "Thanks for the adventure of a lifetime, Sandy!"
"Yeah I'm just glad it worked, this was just an awe inspiring moment, I got to see my homeland again even if it was not the real deal. But with this Spongebob, people can go back to places they no longer can besides their own memories, it may even be used as therapy" Sandy said, thinking about the possibilities.
"That's a good idea," He said with a smile before deciding to say something, "Speaking of which, I wanted to say sorry for making fun of Texas the first time around. Next time if you want to go back home, for real, of course, I won't stop ya." He then gave her a hug, but he unknowingly placed his hands onto her butt while wrapping his arms around her for a hug.
"I appreciate Spongebob but that's old news Spongebob, no need to worry about that. There is still a lot I can do here before I ever return"
Spongebob bit his lower lips, after feeling a bit of her ass without her noticing "Y-Yeah hehe your right about that one"
"Besides, I know you kinda didn't mean it. I don't know about Patrick, but you're too nice to say something so rude and actually meant it."
"Y-Yeah, h-heh. Anyway, I better get going. Bye, Sandy" He then started to take his leave and headed towards the exit.
"See ya later, SpongeBob!" Sandy waved back with a smile.
'God her butt was just so firm I wish I could kept on holding on to it' "See you later Sandy, until next time"
The Sponge left the house and walked towards the road that would lead to his house. While he was walking, he got a message from Pearl. "Huh? What does Pearl need at this time of night?" Once he checked it,he saw a picture of her clothed-huge booty. 'Woah! She's clearly teasing me, but wow..'
The yellow Sponge would never understand why Pearl had these sudden needs to tease him so much by showing that, was it because she enjoyed his reactions or something more? A part of him said he should delete it because of...many reasons...but then again would he ever get a chance of her doing this again?
'Well, at least it wasn't a picture of her butt naked,' He told himself hopefully. However, another message came up, showing him an image of her large ass in the classic twerking position 'NEPTUNE, DAMMIT! I should've seen that coming! I-I should delete these, b-but I-I also want to stare at them a little longer.'
The sponge then quickly started walking and headed back into his house.
*At Mr. Krabs and Pearl's Place*
The whale was changing her clothes, getting ready to put on her pajamas. However, while she was at it, she was taking pictures of herself.
"Hehehehehe...lets see what he thinks of these, can't wait to ask him later about it he is going to be such a huge blushing mess" Pearl said with a naughty smile, practically enjoying the teasing and taunting that she gave Spongebob, there was just something so fun to do this.
The whale had to admit, at first, she started to question herself of what the heck was she doing. After all, even though Spongebob has helped her lots of times and gave her the most expensive shit in the past, he was more of a nuisance than a friend. However, because the sponge was going through his "child-like" phase, she felt like she needed to give him a 'push'. Maybe the two of them can actually be friends again, when it's the right time, of course.
'This is all just to help him unlock more of his adult and manly side. Maybe he will get a girl one day. Until then I will be just around the corner watching it unfold' Pearl said, before giggling to herself, now in a good mood.
"Pearl, you're making the floor shake again," Mr. Krabs said.
"Not now dad! I am doing something"