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Chris: "Last time on Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island; 13 new competitors arrived on the island in explosive fashion, took a morning swim, greeted the island's wildlife and re-built the campfire themed McLean class, in the end, the Lightning team made up of Lightning lost, but Cameron had to forcefully leave the island in our giant bird express, bird me this! 12 left to give it their all, who will be the next to be taken out of the ready, find out right now in Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!"

(Theme Song plays)

(The episode begins in the normal cabin where the rats were currently sleeping, on the girls' side, Dawn was chattering to a bird, while hanging upside down on the bed)

Dawn: "Really? Oh no!"

Dakota: (wearing an eye mask, trying to sleep) "Can you keep your voice down? If I don't get my beauty sleep, I'll lose it!"

Dawn: "Yes, because your need for fame is just a desperate cry for love"

Dakota: "Who told you that? My therapist?"

Dawn: "I read people's auras, and it looks like yours has been spewed out."

Staci: (sitting on her bunk) "Yeah, aura readings were invented by my great great great great grandma Linn, before that people couldn't know inside people's minds."

Dakota: (irritated) "Ugh, go eat a worm!" (She covers herself with the pillow)

(The bird pulls a worm out of its mouth, much to Dawn's annoyance.)

Dawn: (disgusted) "Um, no thanks..."

(On the boys' side, Sam and B were sleeping peacefully, until Scott came in exhausted, with several bruises and spots)

Sam: "Dude, what's all that dirt?"

Scott: (nervous) "Um...I just went off to my morning workout, with one of the sweeties."

Sam: (standing up) "Really? Which one?"

Scott: "Um..."

(Cut to a flashback from minutes ago, with Scott being chased by a spiked mutant beaver)

(Back to the present)

Scott: "Uh, a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."

Sam: "Did you kiss a gentleman?"

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Scott: "Okay, I don't want them to know, it's just part of my strategy, purposefully throwing challenges so the Maggots have a false sense of security" (a thump is heard on the wall) "Occupied!" (Suddenly the same beaver from before breaks the pair and roars at Scott, while he screams in fear)

End Confessional

(We cut now to the bigger and more luxurious house next door, in the girls' room, Anne Maria was drying her hair with a hairdryer)

Zoey: "Hey, where did you get that?"

Anne Maria: "Easy..." (puts the blow dryer into her hair then pulls out a can) "I put it in my hair" (sprays herself with hairspray, causing Zoey to cough)

(On the boys' side, there was only Mike, sleeping, but suddenly he gasps and starts talking like an old man)

?: "Stupid wimps and their crazy loud nonsense!" (gasps and then talks normally)

Mike: "Come on Chester, calm down" (gasps again)

Chester: "Okay, for now..."

confessional

Mike: (looking nervous) "Well, it looks like you're wearing that, right? Well, maybe I'm sleep dreaming about other people, it's me and that, yeah" (chuckles nervously)

End Confessional

(Outside in the woods, Brick was jogging as hard as he could)

confessional

Brick: "I'm the only really strong member on my team, although Jo's a little tough, but like my sergeant says; 'Keep your friends out and your enemies close', no wait, it wasn't like that, um, 'Keep your family close and your enemy even closer', don't wait..."

End Confessional

(While Brick ran, the other Jo did the same, and they ran so fast that they collided with each other, causing the laughter of a bald mutant squirrel with yellow eyes, eating chocolate)

Jo: "What are you doing now, Brick-for-Brains?"

Brick: "Nothing, I was just training"

Jo: "Team Maggots are so lucky to have us, aren't they?"

Brick: "Affirmative, I will be the ruler and
you can do the assistant"

confessional

Jo: "I'll be the ruler, Brick will be my assistant, and when he's no longer useful to me, I'll do this with him..." (breaks a branch in two but it hurts) "Ow, splinter! It hurt!"

End Confessional

(Meanwhile in the forest, there was a mutant rodent crawling on the ground, until Lightning catches it)

Lightning: "Sha-protein!" (He picks him up but a roar made him turn around, and he looks at another rodent but much bigger) "Um, it's yours" (the mother rodent roars at him as Lightning runs off)

confessional

Lightning: "Man, sleeping outside sucks, maybe Lightning shouldn't have been on a team of one, Lightning needs losers to lead, because Lightning is a born leader."

End Confessional

(Bullhorns turn on, dropping a half-snake seagull)

Chris: (on an atv, in front of the campers) "Attention, my beautiful morning lights, it's time for the challenge"

Lightning: "What?! But Lightning hasn't had her DPA yet!" (Others look at him weird)

Sam: "What thing?"

Lightning: "Daily Protein Supply, duh"

Dakota: (wearing sunglasses) "And I had my beauty sleep!"

Sam: (approaching her) "Oh come on, it must not be so..." (Dakota takes off her sunglasses, the camera cuts to Sam's front, looking at a big bright light) "Holy children of Orion, what is that? !" (The other contestants screamed as they saw Dakota's eyes)

Zoey: "The horror!"

Lightning: "The Sha-insanity!"

Jo: "The indecency!"

Brick: (with his eyes burning) "MY EYES!"

Dakota: (puts her glasses back on) "Okay, stop it!"

Chris: "You can have your dream, once you've passed...The Bay of Dismay!" (The others groaned) "One thing, since we're already a bit even, I've decided to eliminate Team Lightning so Lightning can join the Toxic Rats!"

Lightning: (raising arms) "Sha-yeah!" (He approaches his team and puts a badge on his shirt, in the shape of a star) "Attention, team, Lightning has become your leader, this badge says so" (points to his star) "And as leader they will do what I ordered!" (The rats looked at each other nervously)

Chris: "And to keep it balanced, Staci is joining the Mutant Maggots."

Staci: "Great, the team changes were made by my great-great-great..."

Jo: (covering her mouth) "As team leader, I forbid you to speak, forever!"

Dakota: (calling on her phone) "Hello, it's me, let's go to a bay..." (an magnet puts her phone away) "HEY!" (Sam was playing with his Game-Guy but Chris also takes it away)

Chris: "Smuggling! Come on, your humiliation awaits" (laughs)

(We later cut to the contestants walking up to the challenge.)

Zoey: "Bay of Dismay? That reminds me of those fight spots in Total Warriors 2."

Mike: (to Zoey) "Do you like action movies? If you like The Ultimate Kickboxer I'll have to marry you."

(Zoey smiles sweetly at her, Sam walks over to Dakota nervously)

Sam: "Um, hi Dakota, I'm sorry about what I said earlier, I just got carried away by your nostrils."

(Dakota gives him an awkward look)

confessional

Sam: "Nostrils? Nostrils?!"

End Confessional

Dakota: "Thanks, I like your…um, I'll tell you later!"

(Dakota walks away leaving Sam sighing heavily)

Staci: (to Jo) "I hope the next challenge isn't a physical challenge, I'd rather have a little more chatting and stuff."

Jo: (sarcastically) "I bet you did Chatty Box, I'm surprised your big a** didn't get kicked out yesterday"

Staci: (offended) "Hey, that's an insult to me!"

Jo: "Well, you're crazy if you're thinking of winning Total Drama with your fake stories, now get the hell out of me!"

(Staci looks down disappointed)

Anne Maria: (to B) "What do you think the challenge will be?"

(B thinks, saying nothing)

Anne Maria: "You don't talk much, do you?"

confessional

(B shrugs and writes in his notebook, "I'm shy").

End Confessional

(We are now in a bay near the beach, where the water was Chris on a platform, and the teams were on some raised bleachers in the water, The Rats on the left and The Maggots on the right.)

Chris: (in his TDA outfit) "Welcome to the meet you trivia contest! Is everyone comfortable and well fitted?"

Scott: (trying on the harness) "Too tight, it's cutting into my shoulders!"

Chris: "Yeah, that's because they're child harnesses" (laughs) "I'm going to ask each of you personal questions, and I mean humiliate, if the person I'm talking about pushes the miswired button and confesses their humiliation before time runs out, your team gets a point, the team with the most points at the end wins, but...if no one confesses (pulls out a button.) this happens..."

(Chris presses the button and the Maggots' platform sinks into the water, inside the water the whole team was holding their breath, Staci looked around and started to scream when she saw a shark with human eyes with legs and arms licking each other's lips as she leered, the shark growled and Staci waved her arms as she and the other team members yelled, but before they were attacked, the platform rose back to the surface and they began to spit out the water they had swallowed.)

Mike: (startled) "There's some kind of monster two-legged shark down there!"

Chris: "You mean Fang?" (Laughs.) "Yeah, it turns out toxic waste can also mess things up underwater. Who knows?" (The screen showed a normal shark sitting on a barrel while drinking from a cup of tea and suddenly the screen flashed white and put Fang's image in its place.)

Scott: (whispering to Lightning.) "Better them than us..."

Chris: "Anyway, if a team is wet, their opponents can guess which wet team is at fault, if they get it right they win a point, if they miss this happens..." (He pressed the button again and this time the Rats platform sank, underwater, Fang was putting on a napkin to eat and when he saw The Rats he started growling at them and the team yelled, then Chris came back to bring them to the surface.) "Now that we understand the rules, let's start the game (pulling out a flash card). Rats, listen carefully (pointing back to the screen). Who did this on the first and only date you've ever been on?

(The screen flashed a question mark and a f*** sound was heard, both the worms and the rats started laughing, all except Sam who blushed in embarrassment.)

Sam: (embarrassed) "Where did you get that?" (he pressed the button and was shocked, the score changed from 1 to 0 for The Rats, who laughed at the player, except for Dawn and Dakota, the latter looking at Sam with pity)

Dakota: (whispering) "Poor thing..."

Chris: (addressing the worms) "Who peed on their first and last day of school?"

Mike: (shocked) "Oh, one of us in wet pants?"

(Jo noticed Brick start to blush and assumed it was him)

Jo: (To Brick) "He who sweats it wets it (crossing arms) team up with pride, worm!"

(Brick, embarrassed, pushed the button and got a surprise.)

Brick: (embarrassed) "Okay, it was me!"

(The Rats started laughing at him)

Chris: "And it's one on one!" (The score on the screen changes to 1 to 1, the worms start to animate, Zoey looks at Brick who was hiding in embarrassment.)

Zoey: "Thank you so much Brick, I know it was hard."

Brick: (still embarrassed) "Umm, thanks..."

Chris: (to the rats) "Who lost a football game for their school team and doesn't want to accept it?"

(The entire Rat team blanks out, who blanks out, except for Lightning, who blushes in embarrassment and decides to push the button, getting shocked in the process)

Lightning: (lying) "To be clear, the opposing team was cheating, if they hadn't, Lightning's team would have won, because Lightning never loses"

Chris: "That's a bit of a lying point but at least he said something true, the Rats get another point" (score changes to 2-1) "Maggots, who here keeps telling lies to get people to like me?"

(At this point, all the maggots are staring at Staci, who doesn't say anything, and time is running out)

Chris: "Time's up!"

Jo: "Staci, what the hell?!"

Staci: (lying) "What are you talking about? I've never lied in my life, since my great great great-"

Chris: "No one cares, and for not telling the truth on time, you lost a point, but the Rats can gain the upper hand, Rats, who lied?"

All Rats: (except B) "Staci!"

Chris: "Right, Rats get another point" (score changes to 3-1) "Maggots, ready to dive!" (He presses the button, causing the Maggots to dive into the water)

(Inside the water, Fang waited for them again, who showed him his extremely sharp teeth, causing them to scream, but before Fang bit them, they went up to the surface)

Chris: (reading a flash card) "Rats, which one of you has a first name...Beverly?"

Brick: "That's not really an embarrassing question, what girl would care if her first name was Beverly?"

(The Rats girls are shown, Dawn looking around and Dakota looking in her pocket mirror, but B looks embarrassed and suddenly presses the button and raises his arm in embarrassment.)

Chris: "Right... Beverly, The Rats get a point even though I would have expected a verbal response."

Dawn: "But B never talks (pointing) just looks at his aura" (B shrugs)

Chris: "I don't care, (pulling out the button again) so as a quick punishment..."

(Chris presses the button and The Rats go back under the water, Scott looks around until he sees Fang swimming nearby and ducks, however, Fang swam straight towards them and opens his mouth, eating Dakota as the rest of the group team returns to the surface)

Sam: (worried) "Oh no, Dakota's still underwater!"

Scott: "So what? I bet she's fine."

(Underwater, Fang chewed, but suddenly Dakota, still alive, opens Fang's mouth)

Dakota: "NO, WAIT FOR ME!" (comes out of Fang's mouth and swims back to the surface and Fang stares at her)

confessionals

Dakota: (checking her butt in pain) "Ow, stupid show!" (She notices something) "What the hell? (pulls out a Fang tooth stuck in her butt) A shark tooth? Weird, I'll keep it!"

(Fang is looking into a hand mirror and looks at his chipped tooth, then growls angrily as he smashes the mirror in two.)

End Confessionals

(Dakota started to climb back onto the platform of her seat and put the harness back on)

Dakota: (angry) "Thanks for letting me down team, now all my makeup is smeared" (starts to unbuckle her harness) "I think you can win this dumb challenge without me"

Anne Maria: "If she doesn't play, neither do I" (starts to unbuckle her harness)

Sam: (embarrassed) "Umm, since I've been humiliated, can I go?"

Chris: (frustrated) "Okay, calm down everyone!"

Mike: (unbuckling his harness and getting up from his seat) "I'm with Anne Maria, we should stop, it's not like I have any secrets to hide." (giggles until Jo hits him over the head)

Jo: (annoyed) "Sit down silly, I'm not going to lose this game!"

Zoey: (worried) "Take it easy!"

Chris: (even more frustrated) "I'm the host here, I say when the challenge is over!"

Scott: "I don't care, I'm out of here!" (He tried to get out but Lightning stopped him)

Lightning: "Not until we win, as leader, I order you to stay!" (pushes him back to his seat)

Dakota: (calling her phone) "Hello, it's me" (Fang came out of the water and bit into a part of the maggots' platform, scaring them off.) "Yes, I'm using my backup phone."

Anne Maria (fighting with Jo) "Don't tell me what to do!"

Brick: (asking Chris) "Permission to make a tactical withdrawal, sir!"

Staci: "Resignation was invented by my great-great-"

Jo: (annoyed) "I'm done, this team sucks!"

Anne Maria: "Don't mess with my hairspray!"

Chris (annoyed): "Okay... QUIET! (Looking at his watch) Thanks to that pathetic fight we don't have time to finish this challenge anymore, happy? (Both teams nod) Very good, since the challenge is over, the team with the most points, that is, the Toxic Rats, win the challenge" (the Rats cheer) "It's time for a new challenge from which there is no escape, meanwhile..."

(Chris presses the button and both teams go back under the water.)

(Commercial Break)

(We then cut to the teams walking through the woods for their next challenge.)

Zoey: "It's good that the challenge is over, I didn't want to reveal a secret of mine"

Jo: "Let me guess, who's still sleeping with their parents?"

Zoey: (shocked) "I haven't slept in my parents' bed since I was eight!"

(Jo and Anne Maria laughed at her, Mike walked towards him)

Mike: (whispering) "Don't do it, the challenge is over, you don't have to be ashamed"

Jo: "No, go on, or does mommy and daddy's baby need her bottle?"

Staci: "Yeah, baby bottles were invented by my great great great grandma Helga, before that-"

The Maggots: (yelling at Staci) "WE DON'T CARE!"

Confessional

Staci: "Why is everyone yelling at me like that? Maybe it's time to show them what I'm worth in the next challenge, just like my great-great-"

End Confessional

Sam: (standing next to Dakota) "This is the longest time I haven't played a video game" (looking at his hands) "My hand feels weird"

Dakota: "Chris is an idiot" (pulls out his wet phone) "I could send 600 texts right now!"

Sam: "Wow, we have a lot in common."

Dakota: (gasps, annoyed) "Why would you say something like that to me?!" (Raises her hand, ready to slap him)

Sam: (worried) "NO, NO, I mean the tech retreat, believe me, after that we have nothing in common"

Dakota: (calms down, and smiles sweetly) "Oh, thanks!" (Sam smiled affectionately)

(Scott was walking next to Lightning and was watching the previous scene, filling himself with a lot of anger inside)

Confessional

Scott: "Sounds like Sam and Dakota are talking a lot, a friendship or even a relationship leads to an alliance, and an alliance between those two can really mess up my strategy, so I have to get rid of one of them immediately! Dakota is my first target, i hate people like her, so for that alone she has to go"

End Confessional

Scott: (to Lightning) "Chris really did a number on our team, he took Sam and Dakota's lucky devices, right before the game started."

Lightning: "Damn dude, this sucks!"

Confessional

Lightning: "Man, Chris should have left Lightning on his own team, Lightning is always used to leading his team to victory, but at least those jerks on the football team can keep up with me, not like that bunch of losers."

End Confessional

(Now we cut to the campers near an obstacle course in a muddy field)

Chris: "Welcome to the Mad Skills Obstacle Course, to show you every painful obstacle, I present to you the living nerd master of mad skills...Harold!"

(Harold appears making movements)

Harold: "Yeah, finally a chance to show my mad skil-"

Chris: "Yeah, yeah, just finish your part of the contract" (Harold starts running towards the obstacle course on the platform)

(The first obstacle was a giant dangling boot)

Chris: "You'll start on the Kick-Starter, forget about coffee, if this baby doesn't make you run, nothing will."

(Harold reached the first obstacle and the boot fell sending him away, as he yelled, the camera cut a path full of canyons up and down)

Chris: "Then it's the cannonball race against the clock."

(Harold flies across the track, as cannons shoot cannonballs everywhere, camera cuts to spinning logs and swinging wrecking balls)

Chris: "So that's my favorite, the spinning logs with the wrecking ball."

(Harold landed on the logs with a stride, trying to keep her balance until a wrecking ball knocked her off the obstacle, the camera cut to tall platforms separated from each other)

Chris: "So it's the walkway..." (below there were a couple of mutated beavers biting into the structure of the platform) "with rabid mutated beavers"

(Harold crossed the platforms trying not to fall, the camera cuts to some giant red bouncing balls)

Chris: "Then it will be the painful Double-Trouble"

(Harold bounced off his balls, hitting his face on the last platform, the short camera at the end of the platform where there was a giant baseball mitt in front of it and several giant baseball bats lying around)

Chris: "And finally the Grand Slam, where you'll be swinging on ropes and trying to land on the baseball mitt, while dodging deadly bats."

(Harold grabbed a rope and swung for the glove, but ended up colliding with one of the bats, right in his crotch.)

Harold: "My nuts" (he lowers himself slowly and painfully down)

Chris: "Piece of cake, and as you remember, the team that won the first challenge would have a huge advantage, in this case, the advantage of the Rats will be not wearing fancy glasses in the challenge" (Chef appears with a box full of green glasses similar to Harold's) "but since the Maggots lost the challenge, they will have to use them!" (laughs)

(Jo picks up one of the glasses and puts them on, and it's clearly all blurry in them)

Jo: "Hey, it's all blurry, we can't see anything with these things"

Chris: "The glasses won't make Part 2 easy or engaging, but it can be done...in theory." (The maggots sigh in annoyance)

(We cut all the competitors from each team in their respective positions)

Chris: "We started on Kickstarter with B vs. Anne Maria, then Dawn and Brick on the Cannonballs, Scott vs. Jo on the Wrecking Ball, Dakota and Zoey on the walkway, Mike and Sam on the Double-Trouble, and finally it will be Lightning vs Staci in the Grand Slam, whoever reaches the glove first wins for their entire team, the losing team eliminates someone tonight, and since it's a relay race they need something to happen... their pets, oh intern! " (A rubber-gloved intern holding two dog crates grunted and approached B and Anne Maria, who looked concerned) "Rats receive a toxic rat..." (intern gives B a hairless rat from six legs) "And the worms get a mutant worm..." (The inmate gives Anne Maria a giant green worm that drools, much to her disgust)

Anne Maria: (disgusted) "Eww, is what?"

Chris: "And run!" (takes out a horn and blows it)

(B is suddenly kicked by the giant boot and falls into the mud)

Chris: "B gets a painful KickStarter (the rat he was holding starts biting him)" and Anne Maria gets the upper hand." (Anne Maria went from platform to platform and got to Brick)

Ana Maria: "Here!" (hands Brick the worm, which drools all over his face)

Brick: "Ma'am, yes ma'am!" (starts to run)

Anne Maria: (walking blindly) "Oh yeah, I've got it under control..." (suddenly falls off the platform and gets muddy, m*** in disgust) "Eugh, now my hair is all dirty! "

(Brick runs towards the obstacle but collides with the pole)

Brick: (disoriented) "What?! (Continues running and crashes into the post over and over again)

(B returns to the platform and starts running and jumping holding the rat, and catching up with Dawn, exhausted from airw)

Dawn: "Nice job, B! (He hands Dawn the rat) "Hello, little ratty creature" (she starts to run)

(As Brick kept crashing into the pole, Dawn headed for the cannons)

Chris: "The Rats are getting the upper hand again! (Dawn stops in fright at the cannons in front of her) "Or maybe not!"

Dawn: (worried) "Does anyone want to switch places?" (The rat he was holding starts pointing at the cannons while screeching) "What? Duck, now?" (A cannon fires a cannonball and Dawn manages to duck and avoid it, but the bullet ends up hitting Brick in the face, causing him to fall to the ground as he mutters dizzily.)

(Chef and Chris laughed as they watched Brick on a TV while sitting on the couches.)

(Dawn passes the canyons and goes to Scott and gives him the rat while she rests.)

Scott: (whispering) "Great, let's lead, okay!" (Starts moving on the logs slowly) "Now we go slow, slow and safe" (to the rat) "Right buddy?" (The rat bites into his chin and he screams in pain and Scott is suddenly hit by a wrecking ball, knocking him towards Dakota)

Dakota: "Hey, rude!

(Meanwhile with the maggots)

Jo: (angrily) "Come on maggot, faster!"

Brick: (sliding across the floor holding the worm) "Here's your cat..." (Jo grabs the worm and starts running)

(Back with The Rats, Dakota was looking at herself in her mirror, while Scott was on the floor with the rat)

Scott: (patting the rat) "Who's my good freak? Who's my good freak? Oh yeah you are, Uncle Scotty kept you safe, little one" (Notices Dakota) "Hey, put attention, girl!"

Dakota: (looks at her mirror) "Okay, here I come" (snatches the rat when she looks at the camera) "Dakota fans, you're about to see a great act"

(Dakota started to walk on the platforms slowly, while posing holding the rat, however, the beavers were biting into the structure she was stepping on, and suddenly the platform tipped over and Dakota fell into the mud, she stood up , sitting up, spitting some mud out of her mouth, and when she looked at how dirty she was now, she screamed so loud that the camera lens broke)

(Back with the Maggots, Jo was carefully making her way across the logs until another wrecking ball swung out, but she managed to dodge it, even climbing on it and using it for reinforcement.)

Jo: "Woohoo! (she lands on the platform and walks over to Zoey and hands her the maggot) "Take it and go, go go go go!" (Zoey starts running)

(Back with Dakota, mud dripping all over her)

Dakota: "Eugh, I'm covered in mud!" (Suddenly, she noticed the beavers growling at her, looking scared) "Um, nice beavers..."

(Zoey jumped the platforms until she got to Mike and handed him the worm.)

Zoey: "Here!" (When Mike touched the worm next to her hand, she smiled at him and he smiled back until the worm vomited all over his face.)

Mike: "Okay, it's time for me to go!" (I start to run)

(Back, Dakota was backing away from the beavers, until something occurred to him)

Dakota: "I know..." (she started taking the mud from the ground and began to mold it rapidly, until she finished, making a clay figure of an attractive female beaver) "Look, a beautiful and attractive female for you, It's not like that?" (The beavers were suddenly in love with their trap and began to hug the figure while waving their tails, Dakota smiled and took the rat to climb on the platform)

Chris: (over PA) "And in an unexpected twist, Dakota resumes the Rats trail in a sexy stunt."

Scott: (watching this from the platform, annoyed) "Oh come on!"

Confessional

Dakota: (still muddy) "I'm someone who doesn't just want to be in one square to be famous, just imagine, actress, model, sculptor, mega-star..." (starts to pose) "and if I have time, also a pop singer!" (winks)

End Confessional

(Mike ran towards The Double-Trouble)

Mike: "Okay, Mike..." (starts talking to himself) "It's just a jump to several balls that you can't see, maybe, just maybe you can't do it"

(Mike suddenly gasped and began to crawl like a ballerina.)

?: "But yes, Stevlana!" (Mike said in a woman's voice) "Olympic Queen of Gymnast!"

("Stevlana" started jumping on the balls one by one gracefully and reached the last platform and landed gracefully.)

Svetlana: "Stevlana is the queen!" (suddenly gasping again)

Mike: (confused) "How did I get here?"

Staci: "Stevlana? Mike? What was that all about?"

Mike: (confused) "Stevlana? Oh no, that was me, Mike!" (giggled nervously and handed the worm to Staci) "Take it!"

(Dakota approached Sam, while she looked at all the dirty clothes she had)

Dakota: "Aww, I'm a mess"

Sam: "Well, you still look beautiful" (realizes what he said)

Dakota: (hears him and laughs a little) "You're so kind" (hands him the rat) "Now move!"

Sam: (waving) "Yes ma'am!" (begins to head towards the balls) Here we go!" (He began to jump on the balls, but unlike "Mike", he bounced abruptly and painfully until he landed face-first in the mud, but not before Lightning caught the rat in his hands)

Lightning: "Sha-Caught!"

(Staci ran to the end of the platform, and grabbed one of the ropes)

Staci: "Yeah, the zip line was invented by my great, great, great grandfather Ted, before that, people didn't used to go that far" (she swung, but after reaching the edge of the gauntlet, she slipped and fell into the mud face, burying himself in it, while struggling to get out)

Lightning: (reaching the edge of the platform) "Ha, this is sha-easy for Lightning..." (he grabs a rope) "It's time to win this!" (Swings) "Sha-Ba-" (crashes with a hot air balloon that was going around the field, which brought several paparazzi, Lightning ended up falling down)

A paparazzi: (with an Italian accent) "Dakota, a photo!"

(Dakota gasps as she pushes Zoey and Mike out of the way)

Dakota: "Paparazzi!" (squeals) "Hello, you're on time for me, um..." (looks at herself, covered in mud) "Mud bath!" (She starts to pose, while the paparazzi take pictures of her)

Scott: "What is she doing now?!"

Sam: "Dakota, now is not the time!"

Lightning: (getting up on the platform, in pain) "Sha-Fail..."

(As Dakota continues to pose for the paparazzi, Staci returns to the edge of the platform, grabbing the rope again)

Staci: "I can do it, 'the third time's the charm', as my great great great-" (suddenly the worm breaks loose and bites her arm, causing her to scream in pain) "Get it off! Get it off!" (His foot gets tied in the rope causing it to swing and collide with all the bats, before landing in the glove, with the worm in it)

Chris: "The Maggots win!" (The worm vomited slime at Staci, as all the maggots began to cheer) "And for the victors, here's your reward" (Chef arrives with a basket full of cleaning products) "McLean brand shampoo and conditioner, guaranteed to remove the stench"

Brick: (all covered in drool) "Stench?"

Chris: "Rats, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony"

(The Rats groaned in defeat)

Lightning: (growls in frustration) "Ugh, it's can't be, Lightning is on a losing team..." (walks off)

Sam: (chuckles) "Come on, isn't winning everything" (Lightning yells at him angrily and on fire when he starts chasing him across the field)

Chris: "Oh, and about Dakota's annoying entourage, Chef?" (I snap my fingers, when Chef with a slingshot throws a stone at the paparazzi's hot air balloon, deflating it and making them fly away)

Dakota: "Um, rude!"

(We now cut outside the rats' hut, where Scott was talking with Lightning, Sam and Dawn)

Scott: "Okay guys, Dakota has to go, she's just here for the photo shoot."

Sam: "Um, come on guys, Dakota can be too distracting, but she's a level 10 beauty, not that that's important or anything, but she doesn't seem like a bad person, let's give her a chance"

Dawn: "Dakota is a bad influence on you Sam, she will only use you to get further, at least that's what my tea leaves say"

Lightning: "Sha-please, all of you should get kicked after today"

Dawn: "At least we tried-"

Lightning: "Hello? Who has the badge? I am your leader, and therefore you must obey me!"

Sam: "Hey, calm down, dude-"

Lightning: "Calm down you nerd, I would have won by now, you're all a bunch of-" (growls, as he walks off)

Scott: "Woah, what a j***, uh? A leader shouldn't be like that..." (smiles evilly) "Unless we don't want him as a leader" (Sam and Dawn look at each other curiously)

(Cut to the elimination ceremony, where everyone was at the campfire, which looked normal again)

Scott: "What happened to the host theme?"

Chris: (sad) "We had to cut budget, looks like my iconic face is too expensive to cast" (everyone sighs in relief) "Hey, I'm not done yet, time to vote!"

Confessionals

Sam: (voting) "I'm not going to listen to them, I know there is a part of Dakota where she is gentle and precious"

Dawn: (voting) "What I said about Dakota was a joke, but Sam really has to choose his friends wisely."

Scott: (voting) "If the strongest goes, this team too..."

B: (writes something in his notebook and shows it, "My vote is a secret")

Dakota: (voting) "I heard everything, and those chumps better know something, I'm not leaving here that easily..."

Lightning: (voting) "Lightning was about to win, but that blonde named Dakota got in her way, it's time for her to say 'Sha-bye bye', hey, can someone write that?"

End Confessionals

Chris: "Ready? The votes have been read, everyone gets a marshmallow except the loser, but that's a marshmallow you don't want to eat" (Chef in a hazmat suit opens the box with the radioactive marshmallow) "Ok, the following players are safe, B, Dawn, Scott and Sam, which leaves us with Dakota and Lightning"

Dakota: (filing her nails, surprised) "What?"

Lightning: (looking at her) "Bye, sha-loser!"

Chris: "And the Loserdom marshmallow is for..." (Dakota was filing her nails looking worried, while Lightning confidently kissed her biceps, when suddenly...) "Lightning!"

(Lightning gasps as she dodges the toxic marshmallow and stands up in shock)

Lightning: "SHA-WHAT?!"

(We cut now to a catapult, where Lightning was, with his team watching him on the dock)

Chris: "As the giant bird is gone, behold our new means of elimination, the Hurl of Shame! Newly re-modelled!

Lightning: (looking at his team) "You take out your own leader, aka, the strongest player, this is a mistake, you all suck, especially you Dakota, you're a sha-" (suddenly he is thrown by the catapult, while screaming at the sky, dropping his plate on the dock)

Scott: (walks forward and picks up the badge) "Our leader...our beloved and great leader, has been eliminated" (sobs falsely, as he points to Dakota) "YOU, you Dakota, because of you our leader is gone, you and your paparazzi entourage, and your boyfriend Sam..." (Dakota looks at Sam confused, who looks away in embarrassment) "Since you got rid of our leader, now..." (walks up to her and puts the badge on her, smirking at her) "You will be our leader now, good luck, your greatness" (he chuckles as he leaves)

Confessionals

Scott: "What I said was a joke, I just wanted to give the blondie girl a lecture, not that she took it literally, right?"

Dakota: (now in a pink business suit, looking in the mirror) "I knew one day would come, my dad is the owner of a company, so I have the teachings on how to boss people around, I'll be the new queen of this place and everyone will love me..."

End Confessionals

Chris: "2 pitches, 11 to go! Who gets eliminated next? And how much humiliation can I give them first? Tune in and find out next time, on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!"

(End Credits)

13th - Cameron

12th - Lightning

Mutant Maggots: Jo, Brick, Zoey, Mike, Anne Maria, Staci

Toxic Rats: Scott, B, Dawn, Dakota, Sam

[TEAM LIGHTNING DISSOLVED]

Frogbert's Notes:

This was definitely interesting. I was kind of disappointed by the Chris themed campfire and the Bird of Shame going, but I understand that they aren't the best for emotional scenes. Lightning going was surprising, and it's kind of funny how the canon finalists are the first 2 boots here. The Harold cameo was nice, and Dakota becoming the new leader of the Rats could lead to some cool stuff. Thanks to The Riverian for joining!

Oh, and returnees are allowed. So are debuters.

The next chapter will be written by Sishwill, the writer of "Total Drama All-Stars: New and Improved." and one of Total Drama Island: Epic Edition's biggest fans. I have no idea what to expect from him, but I think he'll do a good job.