Review Responses:
SAMOTA: Yes, you're right. I thought it was funny though.
PenaltyPingo: I was rooting for Jo and Anne Maria too. Good thing Ella's here to add some chaos.
PrincessCrystalgem: Thanks! Can't wait to see what you'll write either.
Last time, on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island! Our teams participated in an acting challenge, which tested our contestant's grit, determination and resolve. Just kidding! The Rats based their play after me, so they obviously won. In the second challenge, sparks flew between Brick and a mysterious newcomer Ella, as they danced the night away. In the end, the maggots lost the challenge, with an anticlimactic tiebreaker resulting in both Anne Maria AND Jo's elimination. Who will go next? Who will not go next? I don't know, but I will in twenty minutes, here! On Total, Drama: Revenge of the Island!
The episode began with tragedy. Mike and Zoey had opted to spend the night in the cabins together, talking about their interests and lives. However, come morning, they awoke to a loud screech. Brick had also woken to this soul haunting sound. "Hey guys... what was that?" He said, very afraid.
"Dakota must have found a mouse in her cabin or something, i'm sure it's okay!" Zoey said, reassuringly.
Brick gulped, but shook his head and put on a brave face. "Regardless, I should check it out. It sounds like someone needs help."
"I'll come too, just in case you need an extra pair of hands." Mike said. Brick nodded, as the two went outside. They heard the scream again, coming from the woods. It was Dawn.
"HEY! DAWN, WHATS WRONG!?" Brick shouted, as she was far away. When Dawn didn't respond, the two walked closer. All of a sudden, they saw it.
B WAS DEAD.
He had been crushed by a falling tree. Dawn was traumatized, and her eyes were shot as her hands were twitching. "B-B-B and I w-were just relaxing in the woods, as we had agreed last night to do so... we got here at 5am, and it was beautiful. Then this tree fell down on top of him and I-I-..."
"Hey, It's gonna be okay Dawn." Mike said, nervous.
Confessional: Mike
"Okay, I admit it... I woke up at 5am to get a drink, but I felt Mal take over. After that, I came back to consciousness in front of a tree, where I had seemingly whittled down the tree until it was about to fall. I must have overheard the two talking last night, as how else would Mal have known to weaken the tree?" Mike shook his head and shrugged. "Meh, i'm getting over it now."
End confessional
Brick picked up B's notebook, which was still intact. It read: Man, I love life. People really seem to like me here! And Dawn... oh, isn't she just the best? Who would expect anyone to talk to the silent guy, let alone the prettiest and nicest girl here! We're both sitting in silence, but we both enjoy each others company, at this early hour of the morning. My life is good, and I am content with myself and my life. I might ask Dawn out after reading this, maybe she'll say ye- A line of pen went across the page as the sentence ended.
"Jesus Christ, that is depressing as shit." Brick said. "Come on Dawn, lets get ready for the challenge!" Brick said, enthusiastically.
Confessional: Dawn
"WHAT THE FUCK? BRICK HAS J-JUST SEEN A DEAD FUCKING BODY, AND ITS LIKE HE D-DOESN'T CARE!" Dawn was outraged, her hair disheveled and her eyes red, with bags underneath. "I'm so confused..." Dawn said with her head in her wobbling hands.
Chris appeared in front of the remaining campers, of which they were already down to 9, at the theater stage. "Well campers, got some news for you. B has literally died this morning, like man thats crazy i'm still not over it, like what are the odds that happens?" Chef interrupted.
"Look, we had to replace B with another camper since, well, boy's dead. So, we asked the total drama discord!" Chef grinned when he said this.
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there was a moment of silence.
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"The what?" Scott said, to no response.
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more silence...
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Scott continued. "So, is anything going to happe-" "AND THE RESULTS ARE IN!" Chris interrupted. "We asked the discord which generation one dude you would like to take over B's position. Not including finalists, as they've had more than enough screen time."
"SO WE'RE JUST REPLACING HIM?!" Dawn shouted, looking like the only concerned person there. Everyone looked deadpan, as Chris replied.
"Uh, yeah... don't know what that was about. ANYWAY!" Chef walked over to a large white tarp that was covering some sort of object on the stage. He pulled it off, revealing the 12 male campers from season 1 to 3. Chris continued; "Now, let's get down to business. Alejandro, Owen and Duncan are unable to compete, as the three have reached the finale in a total drama season before. Later skaters!"
Duncan and Alejandro looked pissed off, while Owen freakin' FARTED in fear! XD "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ASK US TO COME OUT IF WE WEREN'T GONNA GET TO PARTICIPATE ANYWAY?" Duncan yelled.
"Because it's funny, Duncan." Chris hit the button on his device, Immediately launching the three finalist's cages into the air, where Vultures pecked at them and took them away. This would likely be the three's last moments alive. "Alright, there was 9 campers to choose from here, so I'll tell you who got the least votes, and build up to who got the most. First camper out is DJ, who only received a pathetic 2 votes. Lame, bro." Chris said as he pressed his button.
"I NEED MY MAMMA-" DJ started, before Chris walked over and knocked him out with a steel pipe. DJ's cage flew up in the air, and majestically floated into the distance.
"Next campers not competing are Tyler and Trent, the two Ts. You guys only got 4 votes each."
Tyler looked downtrodden. "Bummer freakin-licious brotha' from anotha' madre for realsies..." Trent pulled out a guitar, and began to sing 'Shape of you', by Ed Sheeran. Everyone in the crowd threw up, except for Brick, who was having a steamy make-out sesh' with one of the honeys. But a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. Ella was not present either, coincidentally. Tyler and Trent's cages were thrown into the air, falling back down into the ocean. They survived though don't worry.
"Next three out are Harold, Ezekiel and Cody, with 5 votes each. 3 fuckin' loser nerds." The three's cages were sent flying, as Harold said "Simultaneous equations!" Zeke said, "FEMALE GENDER SUCKS EH!" Cody said, "IF WE LIVE I'LL LET SIERRA KISS ME! What? It's not like we're gonna make it. Just then, Sierra leapt out of the bushes and saved the three geeks, snogging Cody as she walked off into the sunset with him in her arms. It was morning time, so I don't know how the sun was setting.
"Our final 3 candidates are Noah, Geoff and Justin! Who's it gonna be?" Chris paused for a moment. "NOT NOAH, THAT'S FOR CERTAIN!" Noah's cage was sent flying where it disintegrated in mid air, causing Noah to fall to his death. Luckily, he lived and ran home.
Scott was getting impatient, while the others had all left except for Dawn, who was sobbing into Scott's shoulder. "Can we hurry this shit up Chris?"
"Ugh, fineeeee. Justin is out. He and Noah got 6 votes, while Geoff got 7."
"NOT THE FACE!" Justin screeched as Chris readied to press the button. However, a Raptor shredded Justin's face off before he could continue.
"WOO! Bro, i'm totally finally in this wicked show bro!" Geoff said, enthusiastically. "I love you Chris."
"Whatever," Chris said with a faint smile. "Lets get into our next challenge."
After everyone was rounded up near the Campfire for their challenge, Dawn continued to cry onto Scott's shoulder. "Dawn, what's wrong?" Scott was genuinely worried, as he secretly had a heart of gold.
"Everyone forgot about B, even though he was our friend! This is a big deal, and nobody seems to care at all!" Dawn said. Scott raised an eyebrow, and opened his mouth to talk. However, he was interrupted by Chris.
"Dawn, I have a challenge just for you that will make your day. We will be preparing funeral services for our two fallen contestants today!" Chris said with a smile. "Since Geoff has just joined, I will put him with the maggots, so you both have equal players
Sound good?" Everyone responded with an enthusiastic YEAH! Sans Dawn. "Alright. 4 of you must prepare the ceremony and venue, whilst one person must prepare a speech. Sound good to you guys?" Everyone responded with an enthusiastic YEAH! Sans Dawn, AGAIN. "Maggots, you will be holding Cameron's funeral, whilst the Rats will hold B's."
Zoey looked surprised. "Cameron died? I thought he was just badly injured."
Chris shrugged. "Got the news he died in hospital from slipping on a banana peel."
Mike's eyes widened BIG.
Confessional: Mike
"Oh shit, I was wondering why I woke up in the hospital eating a banana without it's peel on..." Mike put his head in his hands, anxiously. "MAL... he's being a menace again..."
End confessional.
The maggots huddled in to arrange their funeral service. Geoff was the first to speak up. "Alright bros, dudes and dudettes, I know I didn't know this B guy, but I'd love to hold the oration. I gave a killer oration after my bro Brody was stabbed in the heart by a rogue surfboard. I actually won a Nobel prize for that oration you know. Best part was, he wasn't even dead bro! Free Nobel prize man." Zoey and Ella looked impressed, while brick patted Geoff on the shoulder.
"Get writing soldier." He said.
"Oh. I don't write bro. The art is in the pure words from the heart." Geoff said, doing a little dance.
"Alright, Mike and Zoey, you two can work on the decorations, me and Ella will prepare the body and coffin. Sound good to you guys?" Brick said, enthusiastically.
Mike, Zoey and Ella all blushed, and agreed to the plan.
Meanwhile, the Rats were making preparations. "I would like to put myself forward. I'm so pretty, so when I make this speech, it'll be an instant win." Dakota bluntly stated.
"HERGH HERGH HERGH HERGH" Sam laughed in a way that heavily resembled Seth Rogan. "Sounds like a plan! Me and Staci can prepare the venue, while Scott and Dawn get the body ready."
Confessional: Dawn
She shivers a little. "At least I have been given the opportunity to prepare the body. Give poor B a decent send off, you know?"
End confessional.
Sam and Staci were carrying some chairs over to the dock, on the Green side of the two allotted areas on the beach that were to be used for the ceremony. "Hey uh, I remember my... actually, hold on.." Staci had quickly started talking, before trailing off as quick as it had started.
"You okay Staci?" Sam said, looking concerned.
Staci was glad she had stopped herself from lying again. "Sam, can I tell you a secret?"
"I'm all ears, Ahergh hergh." (Sam laughing btw)
"All my teenage years, I've been bullied for my weight and appearance..." Staci began.
"Hergh hergh," Sam lightheartedly interrupted. "I know the feelin'."
"Yeah. Well, after a while... I started making up lies and stories to make people think i'm an interesting person. I would tell them how I was related to famous inventors and stuff."
"Wow, so that thing you said about your uncle inventing 'rubber spangled wrink wronks' was a lie? and all the other cool stuff?"
"No, my uncle really made that. He's bonkers. But i did lie about the other things..."
"Well, that's okay, I mean... for what it's worth I think you're pretty neat so far! You're interesting, even without the relatives, and i'd say we're friends."
"T-thanks Sam..."
Confessional: Staci.
Hey eyes were wide and she had a huge smile on her face. "WOW, MY FIRST FRIEND! Words can't describe how grateful I am. I don't think I've had a friend in my life! This is so GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT... wait, i'm trying to stop saying that, haha." She ended with a grin and a small laugh.
End confessional.
As Mike and Zoey were setting up chairs, Geoff was chilling in the shade with Dakota, the two talking about their favorite parties they've been to, both not practicing their speech at all. Brick and Ella had decorated Cameron's coffin, and put him inside, with the coffin open, as most ceremonies do. He had a banana peel on his face, concealing it. "Well, that job is done. Well done Ella!"
Brick's kind words made Ella blush. "Would you um.. like to meet in the cabins and... well..." Ella was completely red, as was brick. "Continue kissing... like earlier?"
"Y-yeah, sure thing..." Brick said, as the two went into the cabin.
Scott and Dawn were preparing B's body. Dawn put the notebook in B's hand, with his favorite pen. Scott collected the prettiest flowers he could find and decorated the coffin with them. Dawn picked one of the flowers out of Scott's hands. Despite feeling better from the morning, she was still mortified. "You have a good eye for flowers, Scott..."
"Haha, thanks..." Scott blushed. "I learnt from my MeeMaw. Most people don't get to see this side of me..."
Dawn picked up a soft pink Azalea flower, and inserted it behind Scott's ear gently.
"I knew that would be a good look." Dawn said with a weary smile, admiring Scott's new accessory.
The two quietly prepared the coffin, with Dawn looking sad as she was reminded of B's BRUTAL WICKED DEATH.
The sun had set, and Chris was ready to judge. He entered the Maggot's venue and inspected the coffin. "Good presentation on both ends! 7/10 for presentation and coffin presentation, giving you guys 14 points." Mike, Zoey, Ella, Brick and Geoff cheered, with Zoey planting a kiss on Mike's cheek, making him blush red.
"Now for the Rats." The coffin looked beautiful, decorated with flowers and memories of B. "Wow, amazing! Who did this one?"
Scott timidly said, "Me and Dawn did."
"Wow Scott, didn't take you for that kinda guy. 10/10! Can't say the same for the venue itself."
Staci chimed in. "Me and Sam forgot to finish, we went fishing and fished up Tyler and Trent."
"Okay? I don't care, this place looks shoddy." Chris said bluntly. "5 points, giving you guys 15 overall."
"Hey, still better than the other team!" Sam said, enthusiastically.
"Let's just hope Dakota can pull something off..." Scott said.
Chris called order. "ORDER!" There was silence. "Time for our speeches. Maggots, take it away!"
Geoff entered the podium with his head hung low, and holding his hat down, around where his crotch is.
"Ladies... Gentledudes... Mom and Dad in the back, yeah! Don't think I don't see you two rascals back there."
Nobody was there. "Little ol' Cameron was a true brother to me man. He cared for me, looked after me... bathed me at times..."
The crowd all looked either touched, confused or disgusted. "But what I miss most of all... Is his beautiful smile. He went into every day, with enthusiasm and wit. And that's just tubular man. I don't got much to say to be totally straight with you dude. Rest in however many peaces you need lil' bro..."
Geoff finished, waving his hand to his team, who were carrying Cam's coffin. They marched it to the beach, where they let him go into the waves. Geoff, wiping his eyes, set an arrow on fire and fired it out using a bow once Cameron was further into the water. the coffin erupted in flames, Viking style.
Chris wiped a tear from his eyes. "That... was... AWESOME! The speech was shit, but I liked the fire! Hell dude. 9 points, putting you guys at 23/30. Rats, you're gonna need 8 points or more to stomp out the maggots. No presh, Dakota!" Chris said with a grin.
Confessional: Dakota
I never worry it causes wrinklage an stuff
End confessional
Dakota took the stand, as Dawn and the others prepared to walk. "a-hem. B was certainly a boy who was on our team. He competed in challenges and didn't get eliminated. He participated in the show to widespread something from audiences. Truly the Rats member of all time. Are we finished with this shit?"
DAWN FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. She dropped her corner of the coffin, and started marching towards Dakota. "THIS WAS OUR CHANCE TO GIVE HIM A GOOD FAREWELL, WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!"
"Uh, Dawn?" Scott questioned.
"WHAT?!" Dawn yelled, but realized immediately that she had dropped B, with his coffin falling upside down in the hole they planned to bury him. Dawn started sobbing uncontrollably. Scott and Sam buried B in the sand and turned to Chris, awaiting his response.
"um" Chris looked puzzled "I don't know what the hell just happened, so you're getting a zero guys."
The Rats sighed in defeat, whist the maggots cheered in joy. Geoff cracked out some beer and the 5 got absolutely wasted to hell and back.
Before the elimination ceremony, Scott comforted a sobbing Dawn who was hidden away on a quiet bench, in the woods. "Dawn, what happened today? Why do you cry so much?"
"Because my friend died and nobody gives a shit!" Dawn complained.
"I get it, I just feel like you're overreacting..."
"You think?"
"Y-yeah, sorta..."
"oh..."
After Dawn said this, there was some silence, eventually broken by Scott.
"It's not... uh..."
"what?" asked Dawn
"It's not like, that time... or anything..?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about..."
"You know, that time of the month..."
Dawn's eyes went wide, before she put her head in her hands.
"Scott, my fucking God..." She said, exasperated. However, when she raised her head, she was smiling. "You don't know anything about girls, do you?"
"aha, maybe not..."
"You're right. Maybe I am overreacting. Why would anyone care about B dying anyway?!" Dawn laughed as she said this, turning her face to Scott. "Thanks for your help, Scott."
"Don't mention it, any time!" Scott was blushing like a tomato.
"Also... that flower really suits you!" Dawn said, blushing herself.
At night time, the five campers met at the campfire. "Guys, good news. We got funding back for the Chris themed campfire!" The entire team cheered, and Dawn, who was looking better, smiled at Scott. "Alright, votes are in, and I gotta say this one is TENSE!"
"The first marshmallow goes to Scott. Good job bro, keep it up!"
"Ha, thanks Chris." said Scott.
Confessional: Scott
"To think I joined this contest intending to cheat and manipulate to win! I'm liking this turnout a whoooole lot better. Dawn is cute as well, I uh, really like her..."
End Confessional.
The second Marshmallow goes to Sam;
"WICKED!" Sam shouted.
"Staci!"
Staci looked worried. "Uh, yes Chris?"
"You're still in girl. Catch!" A look of relief crossed Staci's face.
"I've got one more marshmallow left here folks. Dawn, Dakota, you both messed up hard today. One of you is going home. The toxic marshmallow of LOSERDOM goes tooooooooooooooo:
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DAKOTA!
"WHAT?!" Dakota bellowed. "BUT I HAD SAM AND STACI VOTING FOR ME!"
"Later, Dakota..." Sam said with a stern expression.
Confessional: Sam
"Dakota is nice lookin' and all, but she was really a jerk today. Besides, I have all the companionship I ever need in Staci! So I voted for Dakota. Dawn was just heartbroken, and despite me not understanding why the hell she was so sad, I know the feeling. She doesn't deserve to go home."
End Confessional
"Dawn, you're still in!" Scott exclaimed happily. He wrapped Dawn in a hug before quickly undoing this, both parties blushing profusely.
The EPIC BIRD OF COOLNESS swooped down and LATCHED it's talons into Dakota's head, crushing her face and killing her instantly. The bird started to fly away and got tired of Carrying Dakota, so it dropped her into the ocean as it flew into the very real sunset.
That night, The teams cracked beers and drank the night away, getting absolutely wasted. It was a good night, with even Chris and Chef joining in. While this was happening, a single notebook page floated in the wind. Upon closer inspection, it said; "I am at peace now. The End."
15th - Cameron (Deceased)
14th - Lightning
13th - Anne Maria
12th - Jo
11th - B (Deceased)
10th - Dakota (Deceased)
Mutant Maggots: Brick, Zoey, Mike, Ella, Geoff
Toxic Rats: Scott, Dawn, Sam, Staci
DavyDoo's Notes:
HOW FREAKING EPIC WAS THAT?!
Frogbert's Notes:
Very freaking epic, Definitely our most chaotic chapter yet. B got murdered by Mal, Dakota got eliminated and died, Cameron died in the hospital, Scott went through an entire redemption arc in 1 episode and got together with Dawn, Sam and Staci are friends now, and Geoff debuted and is now ninth wheeling everyone else.
And the most important thing, THE CHRIS THEMED CAMPFIRE IS BACK! YESSSSSS! If there was one gripe I had, it was that thanks to Scott's redemption, the only villain left is Mal. Nonetheless, this chapter was hilarious and thanks to DavyDoo for joining.
Our next author is Xx-When-Atoms-Dance-xX, author of "Total-Drama Island: Redone, Rebuilt, Reimagined." Looking forward to what they have to offer, and I'll see you all next time.