Chapter sixteen: Let's joke (part three)

Crystal opened her eyes. Well, Audrey opened her eyes. She saw her demon and angel sides before her- Crystal and Amethyst.

"Finally awake huh?" Crystal asked her.

"What happened?" Audrey asked..

"You were too weak and your dad got to us and made us fight," Amethyst replied.

Audrey was startled.

"If not for Zatanna and Raven you'd have been dead and I'd have had to find a new body to inhibit. I love this one too much," Crystal said.

Amethyst rolled her eyes, "the other supes are in danger.

"What?" Audrey asked in surprise.

"With us, Raven and Zatanna out of range, it was too easy for the villains to get to the others," Amethyst replied.

"Apart from that, girl, you need to get laid," Crystal said.

"Crystal!" Amethyst and Audrey scolded.

"Nuh uh. Masturbation isn't cutting it for me anymore. What about Robin? He was checking us out," Crystal stated.

"He's our friend, demon," Amethyst scolded.

"Seriously, it's for our own good. If I don't get some dick soon, I might actually jump Robin... Wait, what about Kevin? He's cute," Crystal continued, ignoring the other two.

"We need to save the other supes," Audrey said.

"Get me some dick first," Crystal stated stubbornly, "or I don't move."

"Don't be ridiculous, demon," Amethyst said.

"It's been four years without it. I've been good haven't I? I'm a succubus for goodness sake," Crystal complained, "if not I'll jump Beast Boy."

"Okay. When we save the supes, remind me in two days, I promise you some dick," Audrey said in resignation.

"Fine, two days," Crystal said and they held hands.

Crystal woke up. She felt herself at full strength and immediately woke up Zatanna and Raven. They teleported from the Netherworld and found themselves back at the Manor.

"We need a plan," she said when they arrived.

"Walking in and demolishing it all is not enough?" Zatanna asked.

"We have the combined force to do so," Raven added.

"My dad is there," Crystal said.

"So? We just go in, teleport the villains to jail, you teleport your dad to transdimensional hell and we free the other superheroes. Case closed," Zatanna said with a flourish.

"Let's hope it's that easy," Crystal stated.

Raven spotted a green fly in the room and Beast Boy almost got squashed by Zatanna.

"Hold on, it's Beast Boy," Raven yelled quickly and the shapeshifter turned to his usual green form.

"Careful mama Z, goodness! You should've killed me!" Beast Boy cried.

"Well maybe you shouldn't have turned into a fly," Zatanna returned.

"It was the only way I could get out of there without getting spotted," Beast Boy said sitting on the floor, holding his head.

"What's happening in there?" Raven asked.

"It's a horror fest but without any of the fun of it being unreal," Beast Boy replied, "worse than when your dad had us in transdimensional hell."

"Madam Rouge had to stop Slade from violating Robin several times cause she said no one wants to see that and the other villians agreed. But I don't know how long they can hold him off Robin. Your father has taken an awkward liking to Star tho," Beast Boy added.

Crystal had heard a lot in her life but this shocked her more than the Zatanna sleeping with Robin is. "My father? Has a thing for Star? No way, maybe he's just torturing her."

"I know what I saw, Cryssie," Beast Boy said, firmly.

"Maybe you're mistaken but let's go save the others now. Beast Boy, once I teleport you there, turn into an abominable snowman or something massive," Crystal ordered.

"I don't do mythical creatures mama," Beast Boy stated.

"You don't doesn't mean you can't. I'm teleporting you there right now. Turn into the abominable snowman or big foot," she said and immediately snapped her fingers.

"Ladies," Zatanna said with a smirk and they teleported to the place.

Beast Boy was bulldozing through everything in the form of a minotaur.

"And he said he couldn't do it," Crystal and Raven said simultaneously with a smirk.

Madame Rouge immediately lunged at them. Zatanna lifted up a hand and the illusive shapeshifter was immediately immobilized.

"Crystal," Raven called pointing at the incoming robots.

"Easy peasy," the hybrid said and she closed her eyes. The bots simultaneously combusted.

"My bots!" Brother blood and Gizmo cried simultaneously, suddenly appearing out of nowhere.

"Hi boys," Zatanna said with a grin.

Crystal blew ice at them and they were human icicles.

"Nice one!" Raven said and they high-fived each other.

They went further in.

The three of them went Walking through the sea of villains. As they passed a villain, the villain would fall unconscious.

Till it was only the Joker, Slade and Trefaniel left.

They each held a tied Kevin, Robin and Starfire respectively. Robin and Starfire had knives to their throats.

"Let them go right now!" Zatanna yelled.

"And how are Joker and Slade immune to the sleeping spell?" Raven asked Crystal.

"I fortified them," Trefaniel answered.

"Dad, you don't want to test me. Let our friends go now you three!" Crystal ordered.

"Is that anyway to talk to you dear old dad, Lakana?" Trefaniel inquired with a faux serious countenance.

"Don't call me that, dad," she returned.

"What I need to do now is teach you a lesson," Trefaniel said pulling Starfire closer to him and inflicting a cut on Starfire's neck and the Tamarenean princess gasped in pain.

"I beat you before dad and I'll do it again if you three don't let them go now!" Crystal yelled.

"And why should I let go of my price?" Slade asked rhetorically and the sorceresses turned their attention to him. He had his arm around Robin's waist and his face practically buried in Robin's neck.

Robin's face was stretched into a tight grimace and his eyes were widened. He was mumbling something that was incomprehensible because his mouth was taped shut.

"Why would I want to do away with the massive boner I have right now?" Slade asked again and the girls shuddered in disgust.

In one false move, he dropped the hand the knife was in. Zatanna drove him backwards and Raven immediately teleported Robin out.

"I never should've let you join the Superheroes," Trefaniel said bitterly.

"Well you did, so?" she returned.

Trefaniel changed into his demon form and tried to fly away but Crystal flew after him. The Joker dropped Kevin then he and Slade seized the opportunity of the distraction to escape.

Crystal caught one of Trefaniel legs and held on. He roared at her to let him go but instead she turned into her demon form and dug her claws into him. He screeched in pain and dropped Crystal and Starfire.

Crystal caught Starfire before she hit the ground.

"I'll be back Crystal, you'll regret the day you turned your back on your father!" Trefaniel yelled and vanished.

Beast Boy returned to them just then looking thoroughly exhausted.

"I got all the supes free," he said and dropped to his knees dramatically drawing chuckles from the sorceresses.