A/N: ...ripperoni no comments on the last one-shot? Damn U_U I see how it is lol. Time to write a PlaggXBoobies fic out of spite- NO I'M JUST JOKING LOL. I'll keep updating this monster till I've emptied out my with the compiled drabbles and stories regardless of whether...you guys...comment...o-o-or not ;A; (clearly I am a thirsty bitch for them, I'm not gonna sugarcoat that) Till then, you're stuck with me~

"With every breath that I take

I want you to share that air with me

There's no promise that I won't keep

I'll climb a mountain, there's none too steep"

2U - David Guetta

Prompt - "If I fits, I sits."

Pairing - Ladrien

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Adrien instantly halted the spoon, containing a heaped, sugary bite of ice-cream that he was about to stuff his face with, cheeks swelled like a chipmunk storing for winter and eyes constricting in complete mortification. It took him everything to not part his lips in shock and have the ice-cream dribble out in the most unappealing, disgusting way possible. Thank Dieu for that.

Meanwhile, Ladybug was frozen in between Adrien's open window, one leg in the room and one hand against the glass. Her lips were tightened shut, trying everything to stop the laughter that was begging to spill out at the sight of the currently slobby model.

"D...Don't tell Père..." Was the only thing the teen blurted out with lips puckered like a fish only to swallow and drop the ice cream back in the tub and cover his face with a groan, embarrassed, spinning helplessly away from his desk on his computer chair.

'Really Agreste? Really? Now why would your Lady even bother ratting out to Père for hoarding all the junk food and watching anime like some chick going through heartbreak!?' Adrien fumed to himself, hating how he looked more and more uncool to the love of his life, lips pursed childishly and arms folded over his chest as he slouched against his chair. He narrowed his eyes at her as if to dare her to mock him and his current lifestyle choices.

Thankfully, said love of his life giggled cutely, making her way towards him with ease and sat down on the computer desk with her eyes glued to his pyjama shirt, never faltering from his glowering kitten eyes.

"Hmm, 'If I fits, I sits'. Very fitting shirt for you, mon Chaton. I'm glad at least one of my many guesses of your fashion choice was correct." Ladybug helped herself to one of the abounding looking delicious biscuits spread on his desk, eyes twinkling whilst Adrien merely stuck a tongue out at her, mirroring his alter-ego's sass.

"I still can't believe you thought I would wear chains and ripped jeans to school. RIPPED JEANS."

"In my defence, they have come back in style thanks to the hipster Londoners on Instagram-"

"And the chains?"

"At least I didn't mention about you possibly wearing black caps or going with that horrendous trend I recall lycée boys eating up a few years back with the sagging trousers showcasing your entire butt to the world-"

"Ladybug!?" His face looked utterly distraught and Adrien looked close to pulling his blonde tresses off his scalp.

"Hahaha! You can't really blame me! We knew very little about each other back then so of course, I could only come up with these kinds of answers." Ladybug shoved the boy lightly with jest but he came wheeling back on his chair, eyes hidden under the shadows of his golden fringe.

Suddenly, the air seemed...tense.

Ladybug felt a shiver go down her spine and the hair on the back of her neck raising as their eyes finally met. The blue filter of the monitors behind her gave Adrien a cool, dim glow, bringing out the gloom that rested on his face and radiated from his body.

"...you know all of me now...right?" Adrien leaned back, staring up at the ceiling with dismay and discontent. Plagg was sound asleep on the bed so he didn't have the kwami's comforting presence on his shoulder to soothe him with his purrs. "Yet...I don't know all of you.." His words trailed into a hoarse whisper, his frown deepening and his frame becoming lifeless.

Ladybug sighed, the weight of the world evident on her sagging shoulders and pale skin. She bit her lip in contemplation, internally visiting the conversation she had with Tikki just before she arrived here. The more she observed her moping partner, the more appealing Tikki's side of the debate was.

And she should probably listen to the Goddess more often too...

"That's...That's something I wanted to talk to you about, Adrien." Ladybug heard his sharp intake of breath before she could see his lips move, sensing him come closer without the chair this time until he was only a step away. "I think it's time."

"...time?"

"Time for no more secrets."

"Are...are you sure?"

"Positive." To emphasise her point, Ladybug reached for Adrien's hands, clasping them with hers as her lips finally trembled out the words that undid her transformation before his very eyes.

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She didn't expect the crash of his lips upon hers as soon as she was unravelled.

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A/N: Yes. I made the catboy pounce on the cute buggirl and snog her silly in the end. Can you blame him? His two most favourite girls in the world turned out to be one!

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