A/N: Literally wrote this one in the server like twelve hours ago and decided to edit and upload it here because I am such a phenomenal human being duuuuuuuh~ UWU I haven't done any Mister Bug and Lady Noire content in such a long time and that is such a SIN. We lowkey need to see them again in canon.

Regardless, enjoy motherfuckers~

"Anytime, anywhere, baby boy, I can misbehave
Breathe me in, breathe me out, fill me up
Running through your veins"

Everyday - Ariana Grande (ft. Future)

Pairing - Misternoire

Prompt - 'Cat Instincts'

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"Chat Noir- I mean, Mister Bug...how do you...how do you even control these cat-like instincts?" Lady Noire grumbled with her arms crossed, an intimidating aura radiating from her despite the teen being incredibly short compared to her unfairly taller partner. Her sakura lips were scrunched into a pout and her blazing sapphires were hidden by a lense of emerald feline eyes.

However, said partner simply raised an amused brow at her, a smirk naturally adorning his handsome face as he nonchalantly played with the polka-dotted yoyo. He performed a few more quick but impressive tricks and then answered.

"What's wrong? Can't handle the clown suit? Thought it made things easier for you, non?" He didn't hold back with his smug jabs but he kept a light, fun tone throughout to mean no harm and eagerly ate up the way his Lady bristled just like the miraculous' namesake.

"...Okay, I admit, I was wrong with the whole easy thing and less pressure...especially ever since I've been randomly knocking over the baton off the roofs too many times...but that's not the worst of it!"

"Oh~?" He ventured closer to her, the duo seated on one of the beams of la tour Eiffel and his heroine didn't even notice his movements, too busy sulking. "What is the worst of it?"

The apples of her cheeks suddenly blossomed with a pretty pink hue, her brows furrowed under the mask as she debated whether or not to come clean with her worries. She couldn't help but nibble her bottom lip with her pearly whites, immediately letting go after her newly found fangs almost pierced the sensitive flesh and went back to scowling.

She was completely blind to the way her partner's eyes darkened when they landed on her glossy lips, his own mouth going dry and his shoulders tense to stop him from swooping down and snatching away what he desired the most.

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"Why do I keep wanting to rub my face against yours?" Lady Noire almost yelled, face so rouge that it matched with Mister Bug's suit. "This urge makes no sense! It was hard enough to not do it with Maman and Papa this morning and my friends and even the boy I like but suddenly it got worse when I met up with you!"

The candle of hope that glowed gently and tenderly within his heart suddenly raged into a passionate flame of sheer greed and hunger. His heart ricocheted within his rib cage and his pupils dilated from this new, delightful information.

'Oh, My Lady~ I didn't think that you were this blind~' His smile would have given even the Cheshire cat a run for its money and a quiet laugh escaped his throat. 'My sweet, sweet Lady,'

"Easy. The more you cherish someone, the stronger the urge is to show them your affection regardless of whether you want to or not. I've always had that quirk even before getting the black cat miraculous so I think for you, it's a release of your inhibitions." His clear and concise answer instantly quietened his partner and his mischievous eyes glittered at the way her cheeks reddened anew at tremendous speed.

He wasn't going to let this go.

"Which begs the question...why is the urge to cuddle me so strong for you, hmmm, ma chérie~?" He playfully tapped the tip of her nose with his finger, earning an adorable scrunch and an even cuter glare. "I thought I was just a partner to you?" He eyed the way that her muscles trembled with the impulse to grab him and never let him go.

His feelings were definitely reciprocated.

"...Y-Y-You know what!? I think I left my pet dinosaur- I mean dog! Yes, dog! I left it unattended ahahahah- I gotta go-" Mon Dieu, was his Lady such a terrible liar. This was getting better and better for him and the boy donned with the power of creation was virtually yearning to bring her into his arms right there and then.

Would she purr if he did that?

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He must hear her purr!

"Sure you don't wanna give me a hug before you run away again~?" He brought out his lifetime of modelling skills to play, delivering a smouldering wink and cheekily kissed the air between them just to see how she would react.

"G-G-GOODBYE!"

And then she was gone within a blink.

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Well, looks like his new tactic of trying to woo her was working- however, he was still yet to make her purr. Plus, judging by the way she reacted to him, his suspicions of her civilian identity was now stronger than ever-

CRASH!

"...mew..."

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Scratch that.

His Lady was one-hundred percent his endearingly clumsy, Marinette.

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Who else would try and vault away on the roofs of Paris, forgetting to take her baton (that she knocked over with her uncontrollable kitten instincts) and then promptly trip and fall in an alley somewhere?

Looks like it's up to him to check up on her and this time...

...He will definitely get her to purr~

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A/N: The only reason cats can't fully rule the world yet is because of their weaknesses in love and affection. Cats should be more like me and say NO to that kind of rubbish.

You know I'm right~