A/N: Eid Mubarak in advance fellas! Enjoy this cute and silly drabble!

"Love is not a temporary thing for me
Why do we fight for it if it's not that important?
That your presence changes my fate
It feels great when we are doing good
Life is one, the death says"

La Vida Es Una (Life Is One) - Karol G

Pairing - Ladynoir

Prompt - 'Drunk'

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This Akuma was the worst. Absolutely the worst! And that was saying a lot when comparing them to the last nasty Akuma around two weeks ago who had an army of giant, freaky-looking spiders chase him up a tree like a scaredy cat! The number of videos and pictures that were taken of him at his most vulnerable and patheticness was so large, it literally broke the internet! Not the first, first, sweet kiss that his Lady gave him to break him out of Dislocœur's influence and certainly not the next wonderful, romantic kiss they shared as their amnesiac selves(courtesy of Oblivio's powers). It just had to be of him wailing for his Lady like a distraught two-year-old who found out that his favourite strawberry lollipop isn't actually made of strawberries! He didn't even stop yowling as his speechless Ladybug (who was just as terrified of the Akuma but was nowhere near as dramatic as he was) launched her cleansing light and proceeded to bring him back down from the tree, his wet face hidden in her tiny shoulder as she carried him away like a baby.

That itself should have been the worst that Le Papillion had to offer, especially with the constant nightmares he got as a civilian from the entire, unpleasant experience that got him waking up in a cold, bitter sweat and grabbing poor Plagg for a tight cuddle (and costing the little God of Destruction his precious sleep that not even ten of the smelliest wheels of camembert could make up for).

Unfortunately for Chat Noir, the insane, stupid old butterfly man just had to prove him wrong, creating another Akuma victim with the worst powers imaginable and now,the hero was stuck in one bloody, hellish predicament.

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"Heheh...heyyyy, mon Chaton! Chaton, Chaton, Chaton! Gimme a kish, gib your Lady a kish~~~! Chato-oooooooon~!" A clearly intoxicated and very red-faced Ladybug clung onto him like a lovesick schoolgirl as he carried her snuggling form as far away as possible from the latest puppet villain of the day whose powers consisted of turning the average citizen into a drunk fool.

And which fool decided to push him out of the way of the blast and ended up taking the full brunt of it?

His Lady of all people!

"Hnnn...oh no~ I fink I know who you areee~! I am so-ooo smart! I know who you really are~!" Her mischievous slurring words had him freeze to an absolute standstill on an empty rooftop belonging to a derelict building, the vicinity being thankfully scarce of any people and nosy reporters. Chat Noir snapped his gaze towards his partner with a gape, feline emeralds bulging out of their sockets which only had his Lady giggle louder at him and hum a silly tune. He could have sworn that his heart leapt out of his throat.

"My Lady?!" His pitch rose higher as she cradled his face in a manner that was far too tender for someone who was intoxicated by the villain's magic. His grip on her tightened by sheer instinct as she rubbed warm circles under his eyes and her dilated eyes held a loving gaze that was just so raw and amorously intense (as if she was truly seeing clearly for the first time in her life).

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"You're myyyyy Adrien, of course!" She didn't give him a chance to even breathe, let alone respond, kissing him on his bewildered cheek with a big "mwah!" and making his poor kitten brain explode and buffer for the rest of his life.

Oh, mon Dieu!

"M-M-M-M-Moi!? Aiden who? Alexander who!? Ahahahh! My Lady, I think it's best if you just rest here and let me take care of the Akuma. I'll be super quick and I'll bring the butterfly right back to you, no sweat!" Chat Noir attempted to salvage the sticky situation whilst ignoring his heart ricocheting inside his chest, getting on his knees so that he can gently place his wobbling partner against a stray chimney and internally pray that she forgot what she just said or that the miraculous healing light will make her fail to remember the entire thing. Unfortunately for him, luck was rarely on his side, evident in the way she fiercely grabbed his bell before he could run off, leaving him no choice but to remain crouched over her tiny frame with his hands pressed against the bricks, unintentionally caging her tiny frame with his larger body. Though, she held all the cards despite the suggestive position.

"Adrien Agreste, if you think that you can fool me, you have another thing coming." With her calculated and icy tone, lack of slurs and azure flames for eyes, she could've tricked a bystander that she was completely sober and well aware of her surroundings. Thankfully, her Chaton knew much better, catching the way her movements were still so sloppy and the way her pale complexion retained its blush pink hue. "I would reconees- recoghu- recog...ugh. I know these handsome features very, very well! As if your perfect, kissable lips and very sexy jawline and gorgeous green eyes and pretty, pretty, kissable lips could be hidden by your stupidly cute clown suit! Hah!"

Despite her garbles and inability to speak French properly, his Lady was clearly adamant and was very sure of herself, leaving him no choice but to droop his faux kitten ears in defeat (and keep his internal screaming down as much as possible because no way in the seven heavens does his unattainable Ladybug think that his lips are kissable! No way, hahahaha! Must be all part of the Akuma's influence! Even if she got his identity correct!).

"My Lady, our identities are meant to be a secret, remember? No matter how much we want to share them with one another, it's not safe yet." He murmured sweetly, cupping her face with one hand and savouring the way she melted into his touch like his namesake. If she started purring right there and then, it would look like the most natural thing in the world. Perhaps it would be better if they swap their miraculous? Not just so he can hear her purr of course! Nah...though it would be a wonderful bonus. She was clearly not in the right state to be doing anything at all and he doubted that she would stay in one place if he left and fought the villain by himself- not with how unpredictable his Lady was-

"Don't care...love you...I love you! So, so, SOOOOOOOOO much! You're my fu-fooo- ugh. My future husband!"

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Chat Noir dot exe has stopped working. Please try again after the 'miau'.

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And so did Lady Noire dot exe as Misterbug cleansed the entire city with the healing light, only for the heroine to realise that no, it did not erase even a single memory of hers from when she got hit by the Akuma.

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A/N: :) now gimme comments.